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DISCLAIMER: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, and if there happened to be a restaurant called Le Bebe we don't own that either!

The demon walked into my house.

I took a step back, holding my ankh at arms length.

"You better stay the hell away from me, ass," I sneered, following him with it. He actually didn't come near me.

Hey, these things DO work.

Isis glared at me then laughed nervously. "Hehe don't mind him , Seto you know how brothers are."

The ass nodded. "Well, my brother is adorable, but I see why you would think different," he looked at me with a smirk on his face.

I stuck my tongue out at him.

"We are going to Le Bebe, the finest dining facility in town," he said, putting an arm around Isis.

Isis grinned. "Okay, Malik you behave yourself."

Kaiba laughed. "Yeah, don't do anything stupid, geek." And they left.

Now, the mature, calm way to handle this would be to let them go out and have their fun. But I am Malik Ishtar, brat extrodinaire!

I grabbed the phone and called Ryou's cell.

"Hello?" He answered, and Marik snatched the phone from him.

"GUESS WHAT!!!" He screamed excitedly.

"....What?" I asked, knowing it had something to do with anime.

"I got the new Beyblade and Yu Yu Hakusho dvds!"

Marik loves anime, and Ryou loves lotion.

Ryou grabbed the phone back. "Bath and Body was having a sale, and I cleaned out their spring scents. Juniper Breeze is to die for."

After that I told them about the ass and Isis going out, and that I would follow them and try to RUIN IT!! They both said I was a tard, but good luck.

I grabbed my rod and flew out the door, hopped on Fred, and rode to the restaurant. I knew where Le Bebe was. I noticed it the other day. I walked in.

There was a waiter dude at the front desk. I used my rod on him.

"Why, yes...right this way sir.." He led me in the dining area of the restaurant, making sure I wasn't noticed. It was very nice, dimly lit with a bunch of gold statues propped beside the tables, with red walls. He sat me in an unoticable corner.

"Thanks." I let him go back to the front desk. I looked around and spotted them on the other side of the restaurant. Kaiba was holding Isis hands and talking to her and she was blushing.

"Make me puke," I muttered. Then I saw a waiter walk by them with some drinks on a tray. Perfect!

I used my rod to make him trip and spill the drinks on Kaiba's lap.

"Hey!" I heard him yell, jumping up, liquid pouring down his brown poindexter pants. He he.

"He he," I muttered, then noticed I was right by the bathroom.

"Shit!" He was this way! I dashed in to the bathroom. I looked around, and saw a couple stalls. I ran in one and shut it. The bathroom door opened and someone walked in, shoes squeaking loudly.

"Psshht," It was the ass. "Some service. The manager will be hearing from me." I heard the water running for a few minutes and then it stopped. Then I heard the dryer going, then more footsteps.

Man, what an ass. I waited in the stall until I didn't hear any noise.

I threw the stall door open and came face to face with Kaiba.

"Oh fuck!" I screeched, jumping back. Aww, man! How did he know I was here?

"Surprised?" Kaiba asked coldly, bending over, bringing his stupid face to mine. I backed up a little, bumping into the toilet behind me. Will this be my demise?

"What's wrong? Are you scared of me?" Kaiba asked, grinning. I felt his hot breath tingling against my cheek, sending a shiver down my spine.

Eww! I have ass breath on me now!

"N...n...no," I stammered. Damn it why was he making me nervous? I'm supposed to be fearless annoying and lovable!

"I knew you would follow us, Malik," Kaiba breathed huskily, creeping me out big time. "I have you all figured out already." I decided to try and escape this weird position by running past him really quick. He quickly threw out his arms, slamming them on the sides of the stall and blocking my path.

Aww man I guess there goes all the elements of surprise.

"Sooo...what are you gonna do about it?" I asked. Hey, I didn't do anything...obvious to him! He can't do anything to me!

Kaiba kept that stupid grin on his face. "I know about your rod...Isis told me."

Damn her and her stupid mouth.

"I see you have it with you...so you must've used it to trip the waiter. How ingenious."

"Right...can I go now?" I should have brought the ankh with me too.

"These pants were very expensive," the ass pointed at the huge stains on the thighs of his pants. Hehe it looked like he peed his pants.

"You have money," I sneered.

"These were my favorite pair of pants."

"So?"

Kaiba reached out and grabbed my arm roughly, shoving me against the left wall of the stall. Ahh! He's gonna kidnap me! He's gonna hurt me! He's gonna kill me!

"Malik!" Kaiba and I looked over and saw Ryou and Marik by the door, a bit breathless.

"Guys!" I screamed, wrenching from Kaiba's grasp, who raised his eyebrows and looked very surprised

"I didn't know there was gonna be a Geekfest here," Kaiba sneered. "How cute." Then he whirled out the door quickly.

"Hikari, what happened?" Marik asked.

"He was trying to intimidate me! It was awful!" I cried. "He leaned on me grabbed me..." I trailed off.

"We knew you would come and try to cause trouble," Ryou commented, rolling his eyes. "So we decided to drop on by in case you were in trouble. Oh how lucky we are."

Am I that predictable? Phew I'm lucky Ryou and Marik know how I am!

"Thanks." I answered. We walked out into the dining room. I saw the ass's eyes following us as we walked out of the restaurant.

Marik smacked me upside the head when we were out, getting Fred. "Hikari, don't do anything stupid like that ever again!"

He was right. Kaiba could've done anything he wanted with me, though I seriously doubt he would kill me or anything.

"Fine," I answered. Marik and Ryou walked me home along with Fred.

"See ya tomorrow," Ryou waved as he and my Yami walked back to his house.

I watched some tv until Isis walked in.

"Kaiba's not here?" I asked frantically.

"No he went home. Oh, he told me to tell you to come in to work tomorrow right after school." I assumed Kaiba didn't tell her I was at the restaurant because I know she would've chewed my ass out.

"Okay." Aww man that's gonna suck major ass.

The next day at school I walked in the clasroom, eyeing Kaiba warily.

"Aww the whole geek brigade is here now," he snarled. Okay..that was expected.

"Fuck you," I sneered.

"Aww are the geeks getting mad?" Kaiba asked snottily.

I sat with my friends.

"Hey, I heard what happened last night," Yugi said, thankfully whispering so the ass couldn't hear.

"Creepy," Bakura commented, and I nodded.

The school day went as any other day would, Kaiba making annoying remarks and us either ignoring him or cussing at him.

The school day, surrounded by people, went well, but how was it going to be when I went to work - when Kaiba and I would be alone?

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