1.) Nora Patil---1982 2.) Neville Longbottom---2002 3.) Vincent Crabbe---1982 4.) Draco Malfoy---2002 5.) Peter Pettigrew---1982 6.) Ron Weasley---2002 7.) Severus Snape---1982 8.) Hermione Granger---2002 9.) Sirius Black---1982 10.) Luna Lovegood---2002 11.) Lucius Malfoy---1982 12.) Crabbe and Goyle---2002 13.) Alice Gaines---1982 14.) Parvati Patil and Lavendar Brown---2002 15.) Remus Lupin---1982 16.) Minerva McGonagall---2002 17.) Frank Longbottom---1982 18.) Lord Voldemort---2002 19.) Gregory Goyle---1982 20.) Harry Potter---2002 21.) Lily Evans---1982 22.) Gilderoy Lockhart---2002 23.) James Potter---1982 24.) Severus Snape---2002

Chapter Eight: Peter Pettigrew

[A.N. The years aren't meant to be accurate really. I just chose some random date fairly far away from the present. I wanted the present so hopefully you all would know the songs, lol. I am aware of the dates, yet this is not meant in a serious nature, and paying attention to detail is not something to be bothered with. It's just something to do as a break from more serious writings. Also, this chapter by request features Cher. Thanks for the reviews!]

Dumbledore: Oh, an excellent showing Mr. Malfoy. Let's see if our next act can live up to that! From the year 1982, Peter Pettigrew!

Peter: I want to give a shout to my homies.James, Sirius, Re-Re.

George: WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT?

Peter: Oh, selection 34. This is for you James!

Peter: Does he love me, I wanna know How can I tell if he loves me so?

Dumbledore:[Is it in his eyes?]

Peter: Oh, no, you'll be decieved

Dumbledore:[Is it in his sighs?]

Peter: Oh, no he'll make believe If you wanna know

All: [Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]

Peter: If he loves you so

All: [Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop] Peter: It's in his kiss (jumps up on James' lap. James is too shocked and horrified to do anything.) Dumbledore: [That's where it is, oh yeah] [Or is it in his face?]

Peter: OH no, it's just his charms

Dumbledore: [In his warm embrace?]

Peter: OH no, that's just his arms If you wanna know

All: [Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]

Peter: If he loves you so

All: [Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]

Peter: It's in his kiss (starts doing vulgar things on James' lap to which James finally is out of his state of shock and punches Peter sending him flying.)

Dumbledore:[That's where it is]

(At this point, Peter is laying on the floor unconscious.)

Dumbledore: Hmm.it seems our contestant is.er.out cold. He gets half marks for trying though, just because everyone has to feel sorry for him even though he grows up to be Voldie's er.'right hand man'.