The Doctor Who/Anime Crossover That Goes Nowhere
by
Astrid Giese-Zimmer
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Part 1: No Need for Continuity!
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Tegan waited impatiently outside the bathroom door. Gee, you'd think there would be more than ONE bathroom in this bloody thing! she said out loud. Behind the door, Nyssa and Adric's crys of ecstacy could be heard (all well as all the readers throwing up at that last scentance). Finally they came out, both wet and both of them were female.
Tegan took a long look at Adric's chest. So, this is a Who Askew continuity fic?
replied the Alzarian, flicking a stray strand of hair from her eyes.
Tegan sighed Adric 1/2....
What about it? asked Nyssa, giggling naughtily.
I know it's a parody fanfic, but now it's suddenly been horseshoed into so-called regular canon along with the main Who Askew stories, Tegan said I'm confused.
Nyssa shrugged Why should you be? In fanfiction, anything is possible.
You're right, sighed Tegan anything is possible.
Adric smiled an elusive smile. Yes, anything IS possible. She took her badge and held it high in the air.
Alzarian Mathamatition Power, MAKE UP!
Nyssa held her hand high in the air.
Trakenite Velvet Power, MAKE UP!
After a brilliant show of lights, sparkles, colors, and nudity (what is also known as fanservice), Adric and Nyssa were both wearing Sailor Senshi fukus (Adric's was blue and gold, Nyssa's was brown).
Adric took Nyssa's hand. Come on, Sailor Traken, let's strut our stuff and fight monsters!
WAI! Let's go, Sailor Alzarius! And they ran out of the TARDIS, right past the (5th) Doctor in the console room.
The Doctor looked puzzled. Well, now what wacky adventure is happening?
Don't ask me! Tegan shouted from the bathroom.
The Doctor looked at his celery....
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To Be Continued....
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Confused yet? Well, despite what the title says, this will not go nowhere. It will go everywhere. ^_^
(SD John Nathan-Turner pops up) Stay Tuned!
::WHAMO!!!:: Hey, stay out of this!
Oh, and Doctor Who is owned by the BBC, and every anime that pops up here is owned by their repective creators/distributors. There, that should cover it.
