Chapter Nine: Ron Weasley
Dumbledore: To be quite frank, that SUCKED. Well now. We need someone to PLEASE save us. Anyone.anyone. Ah yes, next up, from the year 2002, Rrrrrooooonnnn Wwwweeeaaasleeeey!
Harry: DAMN YOU DUMBLEDORE!
Dumbledore: Ah yes. Your scar. I am over eighty now, I do tend to forget things.
Ron: Bloody hell, what am I going to do?
Dumbledore [aside]: Actually, bloody hell is almost Ron's catch phrase as nearly anyone who has read the books can attest. He says 'bloody hell' at least 500 times a book. The saying was familiarized to readers in.
Ron: I'm right here, I can here every word you're saying.
Dumbledore: Right. Well, Ron, here you go. Sing or something.
Ron: Umm.Ummm.Ummmmmm.well.how about.umm.Selection
George: Spit it out Ron, we don't have all day!
Ron [meekly]: Err.27?
Fred: Right y'are little brother.
(music starts, lights go out then come back on where we see Ron clad in jeans and a System of a Down shirt. Suddenly, at the recognition for the opening chords for 'Chop Suey!' by System of a Down, the Slytherins and Gryffindors start a mosh pit.)
Ron: WAKE UP!
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP!
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UP ON THE TABLE?
HERE YOU GO, CREATE ANOTHER FABLE.
YOU WANTED TO
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!
YOU WANTED TO
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP!
YOU WANTED TO
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UP ON THE TABLE?
YOU WANTED TO
I don't think you trust.
(Harry comes out with an Ibanez Iceman electric guitar and starts singing with him. Malfoy is crowd surfing at this point)
Harry and Ron: In.my.self righteous suicide.
(At this moment, moaning Myrtle has to leave the room because she is apparently offended by the song. No one pays any attention as is generally the case.)
Harry and Ron: I.cry.when angels deserve to DIE!
[A.N. Do not take this line of the song literally. It is not about angels deserving to die in a manner derogatory towards religion. It is simply about innocents killing themselves and the effect it has on other people. It's not a mean song.]
(At the word 'DIE!' The crowd drops Malfoy and Voldemort begins jumping up and down and salivating. It's a very frightening sight.)
Ron: Err..I'm done.
Dumbledore: How anticlimactic. However, I will give you your score.
Accuracy: 7/10 (You actually stopped in the middle of the song despite the second verse being the exact same thing as the first.)
Vocals: 10/10 (You started a mosh pit for God's sake! A British guy starting a mosh pit is always something to be proud of.)
Performance: 8/10 (A little weak on the outro)
Audience Participation: 10/10 (Two words: Mosh pit.)
Song selection: 9/10 (It would be 10/10, but somehow it just doesn't seem right.)
Dumbledore: An excellent performance Mr. Weasley! You have a final score of 44/50. Yay you!
Ron: Umm.right.
Dumbledore: To be quite frank, that SUCKED. Well now. We need someone to PLEASE save us. Anyone.anyone. Ah yes, next up, from the year 2002, Rrrrrooooonnnn Wwwweeeaaasleeeey!
Harry: DAMN YOU DUMBLEDORE!
Dumbledore: Ah yes. Your scar. I am over eighty now, I do tend to forget things.
Ron: Bloody hell, what am I going to do?
Dumbledore [aside]: Actually, bloody hell is almost Ron's catch phrase as nearly anyone who has read the books can attest. He says 'bloody hell' at least 500 times a book. The saying was familiarized to readers in.
Ron: I'm right here, I can here every word you're saying.
Dumbledore: Right. Well, Ron, here you go. Sing or something.
Ron: Umm.Ummm.Ummmmmm.well.how about.umm.Selection
George: Spit it out Ron, we don't have all day!
Ron [meekly]: Err.27?
Fred: Right y'are little brother.
(music starts, lights go out then come back on where we see Ron clad in jeans and a System of a Down shirt. Suddenly, at the recognition for the opening chords for 'Chop Suey!' by System of a Down, the Slytherins and Gryffindors start a mosh pit.)
Ron: WAKE UP!
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP!
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UP ON THE TABLE?
HERE YOU GO, CREATE ANOTHER FABLE.
YOU WANTED TO
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!
YOU WANTED TO
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP!
YOU WANTED TO
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UP ON THE TABLE?
YOU WANTED TO
I don't think you trust.
(Harry comes out with an Ibanez Iceman electric guitar and starts singing with him. Malfoy is crowd surfing at this point)
Harry and Ron: In.my.self righteous suicide.
(At this moment, moaning Myrtle has to leave the room because she is apparently offended by the song. No one pays any attention as is generally the case.)
Harry and Ron: I.cry.when angels deserve to DIE!
[A.N. Do not take this line of the song literally. It is not about angels deserving to die in a manner derogatory towards religion. It is simply about innocents killing themselves and the effect it has on other people. It's not a mean song.]
(At the word 'DIE!' The crowd drops Malfoy and Voldemort begins jumping up and down and salivating. It's a very frightening sight.)
Ron: Err..I'm done.
Dumbledore: How anticlimactic. However, I will give you your score.
Accuracy: 7/10 (You actually stopped in the middle of the song despite the second verse being the exact same thing as the first.)
Vocals: 10/10 (You started a mosh pit for God's sake! A British guy starting a mosh pit is always something to be proud of.)
Performance: 8/10 (A little weak on the outro)
Audience Participation: 10/10 (Two words: Mosh pit.)
Song selection: 9/10 (It would be 10/10, but somehow it just doesn't seem right.)
Dumbledore: An excellent performance Mr. Weasley! You have a final score of 44/50. Yay you!
Ron: Umm.right.
