A/N:
Thanks for all the reviews!
I know Lilly getting married seems a little off-topic, but it's more on-topic than you think. This is actually a really really short chapter, or at least I think so.
Saturday, Stardust Diner Bathroom
I just made a very horrifying realization.
I know Boris makes her happy, but damn. She's so, well, happy. Either she has some other scam planned involving me and my pathetic love life, or she's just really happy, in a Lilly sort of way. It's actually making me sick, or maybe that's just the singing. But that's beside the point, what is so horrifying? The conversation went like this:
Me: I thought you hated this restaurant.
Lilly: What do you mean?
Me: Remember when you protested against it in seventh grade?
I remember that. She said it was simply a tourist attraction, and said the fifties look and the singing waiters were nothing but utterly annoying. She started a petition, and got mad when Michael wouldn't sign it, because Michael thinks the food is wonderful.
Lilly: Oh, that...Well, it's actually quite nice...
Scary.
Me: Whatever you say, so what did you want to talk about?
Lilly: I don't know exactly...
She doesn't know? Even more scary.
Lilly: You do know you're Maid of Honor, right?
Me: Really?!
I probably saw this coming, but still, it's nice to have it confirmed.
Lilly: Yes, and Michael is Best Man...
Me: I have to go to the bathroom.
How the hell did that happen?! I mean, I know that Boris and Michael became pretty close friends, considering all the blind dates they went on, but, best man? Are they that close? Maybe Boris just doesn't have many friends.
And you know what I realized?
Michael is going to be at the wedding. Michael Moscovitz, my ex-boyfriend, the love of my life, is going to be at the wedding. And no, it's not our wedding (I wish...). And you know what else?
He is Best Man. I am Maid of Honor. Do have any idea what that means?
It means I have to dance with him, and Lilly probably planned it all. Not the wedding, but the fact that I have to dance with Michael, and if I don't I'll ruin her wedding. This is probably one of her little schemes that are meant to get Michael and I back together, but never seem to work. They always seem to humiliate and embarrass me, and this time, it will be in front of tons of people that I know, because I know all the people Lilly hangs out with, I know most of her family. So I will be humiliated in front of people who I will have to eventually see again, not to mention in front of Michael, who hates me. He is probably thinking about how horrible it will be dancing with his ex-girlfrind that he despises as I write this.
Saturday, Central Park
I never thought he would be able to do it. But he did it.
Boris proposed.
Lilly said yes. Lilly is getting married before I do. Lilly! My psychopathic sister! How pathetic is that? Extremely pathetic if you ask me. My little sister and my very good friend are getting married.
Boris says he wants me to be Best Man. We must be better friends than I thought. I guess considering I helped him with their relationship, we've grown close. He's like my little brother. Hell, he's going to be my little brother in a couple of months. When is the wedding, anyway? It better not be early in the morning. I know Lilly loves mornings, but if it's too early, I won't go. I'm not much of a morning person. I don't think Boris is either. If it is in the morning, he might just fall asleep at the altar. Then Lilly would get all mad and upset and her maid of honor would have to comfort her. I wonder who is Maid of Honor.
Hhmmmmmmmmmm...
Wait a minute....
I'm such an idiot. How dense can you get?
Mia.
Mia is Maid of Honor.
Holy shit.
Damn it.
I have to dance with her. I have to see her again, in a dress. She's going to look amazing, as usual. And I have to dance with my ex-girlfriend, who is so repulsed by me that she ran into a bathroom when she last saw me. Oh crap.
