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[Mia] June 30, Lilly's place, 11 AM

Okay, so I'm freaking out... what else is new? At least the wedding's not in the morning. Actually, I'm not really sure what time the actual wedding starts. Lilly just told me to be here at eleven, so I'm here. It's very hard to write while people are pulling at your hair, trying to figure out how my hair should be. Can't they just leave it the way it is? It's not shaped like a yield sign anymore—thankfully. It's just really wavy, which still gets annoying, but oh well.  I actually look pretty for once. The dress is really nice. Pierre says the blue goes with my eyes. I just think it looks nice and has nothing to do with my eyes, but whatever.

Lilly's complaining about everything. How was anyone supposed to know whether a certain company is sexist or not? She should have told us!

My friend is a psychopath who's getting married.

Notice that I have not mentioned Michael once in this entry.

Oops, that was mentioning him, wasn't it? Well that just went down the drain, now didn't it? For a while there I was completely fine. Now, once again, I'm freaking out.

[Michael] June 30, Boris's place, 12 PM

I'm watching Buffy to calm my nerves. It always seems to help, you know? Boris says he doesn't understand it, but I know he likes it, even if he doesn't understand it. I can tell.

Boris's brother is surprisingly, well, the only word for it is cool. I mean, he's really different from Boris. Not that Boris isn't cool, but Boris is sort of cool in his own way. You know what I mean.

Now for the Mia situation. Aw, the hell with the Mia situation. I just want to get it over with.

But if anything humiliating happens during that one damn dance, I swear Lil is dead. She got me into this mess, and if I have to get embarrassed because of it, I swear she will pay! I know she's probably just trying to help, but he was just "trying to help" with the Hard Rock incident, and look how that turned out! Not good, right? Horribly, actually.

[Mia] Later June 30, the limo, Lilly made me take off my watch

I know, I know. I'm constantly writing in you. Well, what can I say? Writing stops my stomach from doing flip flops. Is it even possible for someone's stomach to do flip flops? No, probably not, definitely not.

I wonder if Fat Louie misses me. No, of course he doesn't. I've only been out of the apartment for a little bit.  I have to stay here with Lilly. I have to help Lilly out. You know, I would be perfectly happy for Lilly if I didn't have to dance with her BROTHER, who is my EX-BOYFRIEND, who I am STILL IN LOVE WITH.

You know, I've noticed that instead of actually confronting people, I vent everything in this book. But maybe I should get over my fear of confrontation. Lilly's always telling me I have to be more assertive. If I wasn't afraid of confrontation, would I still be afraid of dancing with Michael?

We're here.

[Mia] Later, back in the limo, still missing my watch

This day is a living nightmare.

While I was standing there, watching Lilly and Boris, I started to think.

'Maybe if I just fake a faint? You know, just kind of pass out? Then Lilly will cut me some slack. Then maybe I won't have to dance with Michael.'

I went along with this plan, and I was right about to drop to the floor, when I froze. I, being the wimp that I am, couldn't do it. And then I realized that it would never work since I am a bad actress. What if my nostrils flared?! Wouldn't that give me away?! So I just stayed where I was, completely frozen. I watched the ceremony for a while, trying to calm myself down. So I sort of zoned out and the next thing I knew Lilly was kissing Boris and Tina was pushing me forward so I ended up arm and arm with Michael Moscovitz. I tried to ignore the lightning bolt I felt when he touched my arm, but that didn't work. I felt my entire face heat up, which usually means that it's turned completely red.

So finally, the aisle ended and he let go of my arm. I felt my face cool down and I knew that once again, my normal, pale shade returned to my face.

And now, here I am, back in the limo. Ugh.

And here we are.

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