Part 2: Wrath of Emperor Pie
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First of all, I might have messed up the number of cards in their hands. But, it's necessary. Oh, and, made-up card time!
Puppets of the Dead Equip Magic Pay 400 life points to use this card. Equip this card to one of your opponents monsters. Take control of that monster for the rest of the game.
Reverse Grave Normal Magic Swap your graveyard with your opponents graveyard.
Binding Chains Equip Magic Divide the attack of all monsters on your side of the field. Select 1 monster. Equip this card to the selected monster. Increase the attack of that monster by the attacks of all the other monsters on your side of the field. No monsters can attack on your side of the field excluding the monster that is equipped with this card.
Stolen Goods Equip Magic You may equip this to an opponents monster that is on your side of the field. The monster gains 500 attack points when played, and each standby phase the monster equipped with this card gains 500 attack points.
BrownPieSound Normal Magic Increase the attack of all pie monsters on the field for the turn this card is played by 500 points.
Tish Pie Light/Fairy ****** 2000/2000 Increase the attack of this monster by 500 points for every other monster with Pie in it's name on the field.
The DarkshinePie Dark/Fairy ***** 5000/5000 This monster cannot be set. Decrease the attack and defence of this monster by 3000 points.
Instant Pie Quick-play Magic You may special summon 1 monster with Pie in it's name from your hand to the field.
Pie Imitator Dark/Demon * 0/0 When this monster is summoned, copy the base attack and defence of 1 monster with Pie in it's name on the field. If there is no monsters on the field with Pie in it's name, this monster's attack and defence stay at 0/0.
Piecloudzerox Trap You opponent cannot attack the turn this card is active.
Pie Roulette Quick-Play Magic Too long to explain twice. Just read the fanfic, it says the explanation there.
Tribute to Pie Magic Special Summon one monster with Pie in it's name from the graveyard to the field.
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Episode 11: Summoning of God, Horus! Piestravaganza!
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Zoids: Nothing can stop my powerful monsters! First, set 2 cards facedown. Now, one of my Black Paladins attacks your facedown monster!
Bakuto: Heh, You attacked the Unhappy Maiden! IThat'll save me for a turn./I
Zoids: Go.
Bakuto: ILet's see, he's got only one cards in his hand, meaning he's able to negate 1 magic card.. I just hope he falls for this../I I play Offerings of the Doomed on one of your Black Paladins!
Zoids: Ha! Fool, I'll just negate it by discarding a card from my hand!
Bakuto: Yes! I now play Puppets of the Dead!
Zoids: Damnit! Now you can destroy two of my monsters!
Bakuto: But, I think I'll do it without destroying the one I stole from you!
Zoids: Oh no.
Bakuto: I play Thunder Bolt! Destroy your monsters!
Zoids: Ugh.
Bakuto: Now I play Raise Dead on one of your Black Paladins! Now, activate Reverse Grave, so I'm able to activate Premature Burial! Pay 800 life points to get back your last Black Paladin!
Bakuto- 100
Zoids: No.. my paladins have turned against me..
Bakuto: Now, to defeat you with style! Play Binding Chains on the Black Paladin I revived with Raise Dead! Making his power 4350! Then flip Stolen Goods! And I attack you directly!
A big blast came from the Black Paladins staff and hit the puppet in front of Zoids.
Zoids- 150
Zoids: I'll make you pay for that. Now, for my turn. Meh, I pass. II just need 1 more card../I
Bakuto: I also pass.
Zoids: YES! Hah! Play the card that will be the end of you! SOUL EXCHANGE!
Bakuto: No matter, as I will still have at least one monster left.
Zoids: Not when the monster I'm summoning has three tributes!
Bakuto: Lemme guess, Moisture Creature? Gilfer?
Zoids: No. Something much more powerful and deadly. For I summon, God of Sky, Horus!
Bakuto: What is that?!
A giant, bird-like monster was summoned before Bakuto. It's wings were black, it's beak and feet were gold, and the rest of the mighty god's body was red. It had piercing blue eyes that seemed to look into your soul, and burn you to the bone.
Zoids: Take a good look, for it is the last thing you'll ever see! This monster is unique, one of a kind. It's attack points are made by the amount of cards I have. 100 attack and defence points for every card in my deck, 200 points for every card in my graveyard, 300 points for every card in my hand, and 400 points for every card out of the game. Now, oh mighty God Horus, attack!
Bakuto watched as his puppet caught flame and blew up.
Bakuto: Remember, this duel isn't over yet! You still have to attack me one for time before I'm destroyed.
Zoids: Oh, I'm not too worried about that.
Bakuto: You should be. For I play Toll!
Zoids: Minor setback. Nothing too much. Since you don't have anymore cards in your hand, I'll just take my turn, and attack. Sure, my puppet is destroyed, but at least you are too.
Bakuto: Sorry, but after you pay, I flip Gravity Bind! Now, we're evenly matched.
Zoids: Except that I have a monster with a great attack power, and that your Gravity Bind will be destroyed next turn.
Bakuto: Don't forget, you can't attack because of my Toll on the field.
Zoids: Doesn't matter, I'll just defeat you in another way. But for now, I end my turn.
Bakuto: I set 1 monster. Go
Zoids: I pass.
Bakuto: I set another monster. Your move.
Zoids: Wow, this is really exciting. Set 1 magic or trap. Go.
Bakuto: I also set one magic or trap. IMy GOD this is getting boring./I Go.
Zoids: I end my turn.
Bakuto: IWell, I guess I have no choice../I Now to play the card that will choose our fate! Chain Energy!
Zoids: Seems like this game has turned into Russian Roulette, hasn't it?
Bakuto: How many cards do you have in your original deck?
Zoids: 40. Why?
Bakuto: Well, it means that I win. One, you went first. Two, you played Pot of Greed. Three, you played Upstart Goblin.
Zoids: IDamn! He's right. Well, maybe I can bluff my way out./I Oh well. Luckily, I have Exodia in my deck. I draw and end.
Bakuto: IEXODIA?! He could be bluffing. But, if not, my death would be very painful. But, I cannot quit./I I also draw a card and end my turn.
Zoids: IHe's not buying it.. I need to boost up the bluff./I Look, I already have two pieces in my hand. Just give up while you still can.
Bakuto: Why don't you show me that you have Exodia pieces then?
Zoids: Nah, that'll just ruin the fun.
Bakuto: IWell, I know I can't trust him now../I
As they drew cards and drew more cards, their decks were thinning down to their bottem.
Bakuto: I knew it, you don't have Exodia.
Zoids: I do, but it'll depend on this next card if I win or lose.. II need to do this. It's the only way to make him surrender./I
He then drew his final card.
Zoids: You are a fool, for I summon Exodia the Forbidden One!
Bakuto: IThis is it, I must brace myself./I
Zoids: Do you surrender, or would you like to feel great pain?
Bakuto: I won't surrender.
Zoids: Really? Aw crap. Cuz I was kinda hoping you would surrender.
Bakuto: So, that means you don't play Exodia?
Zoids: No..
Bakuto: I knew it. I take my turn, draw a card. Go
Zoids: I cannot draw, so that means I lose..
Slowly, Zoids body faded away into nothingness.
Bakuto: Fool. You should've destroyed me when you had the chance.
Bakuto picked up Zoids' deck and locator card. He then added the God to his own deck.
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Meanwhile, Emperor Pie was walking around, looking for more victims to add to his collection, hoping to have more than one person against him, to increase his pie deck greater. He then spotted Yakumo Sakagachi, Dragoa, Chaos Seacrest, and Legendary BEWD.
Dragoa: Too bad we can't duel each other. It would be better if all of us could get just 1 different locator card that we could share, since we all have the same.
Chaos Seacrest: Definitely. Wanna just have a 4 way duel for fun?
Legendary BEWD: Sure.
Yakumo: Oooh, a 4 way. Hot!
L BEWD: He said 4 way DUEL!
Yakumo: Oh, meh. Good either way. I'm in.
Emperor Pie: Hey! You four! How bout a 4 verses 1 duel against me?
Dragoa: Depends. You from the right part of the city?
Emperor Pie: Yup.
Chaos Seacrest: Fine, we'll duel.
Emperor Pie: The turns will go like this: Yakumo, Dragoa, Me, Chaos Seacrest, then Legendary BEWD.
L BEWD: Wait, how did you know our names?
Emperor Pie: Uhh.. _ Thank god they're stupid enough to think they're wearing name tags./I
Yakumo: I summon teh secksay Elvin Swordsman!
Everyone Else: _ Crap, he's right.. There's nothing I can do with this monster./I Fine, I'll just sacrifice it for Summoned Demon! Attack!
The great demon creature then shot a bolt of lightning at Emperor Pie
Emperor Pie: I counter with Piecloudzerox! It lets me take no damage this turn.
L BEWD: Finally, my turn. I'll just set 3 cards face down and set 1 monster. Go.
Yakumo: I summon teh secksay Dark Fire Soldier! And end my turn!
Emperor Pie: Stop that!
Dragoa: I summon Water Dancer!
Yakumo: Ewwww!
Dragoa: Shut up. Anyway, I play Demon Kiss on it, boosting it's attack by 700 points! Now, I attack you directly!
Emperor Pie- 3100
Emperor Pie: Now for my turn! First, I play Tribute to Pie to get back one monster that was sent to the graveyard, and I choose The DarkshinePie! Then I set 1 card face-down. Now, I play Pie Roulette!
Chaos Seacrest: What's that card do?
Emperor Pie: I must have at least 1 monster with Pie in it's name on my side of the field to use it. It lets me roll one 6-sided dice, and if it rolls a 1, I do 3000 direct damage to you and 3000 to me, but I have to destroy all the monsters on my side of the field. If I roll a 2, I get to summon as many Pie monsters I can to the field from my deck in face-up attack or defence position. If I roll a 3, I do 1000 direct damage to you, and destroy all monsters that don't have Pie in it's name on the field. If I roll a 4, I gain 2500 life points at the cost of destroying one monster on my side of the field. If I roll a 5, I get to summon 3 monsters with Pie in it's name to the field. If I have more than 2 monsters on the field already, nothing happens. Now, if I roll a 6, in 7 turns, I win the game. But, after 10 turns of this card being played, I lose.
L BEWD: Oh my God..
Dragoa: So much power..
They all eagerly awaited as the dice was thrown.
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Meanwhile, somewhere..
Zatken: We challenge you four guys to a duel!
MTG: A duel where ANYTHING goes!
Jonosu: And we mean ANYTHING!
Black Magician Girl: So, what are ya waiting for?
Picard: We aren't scared of you perty girls!
BusterBlader30000: Yeah! What he said!
Senbotsu: Your decks are no match for ours!
Reese: I bet they're all just using girly female decks.
Picard: We accept!
Zatken: Okay! Lets go!
Suddenly, Zatken, MTG, Jonosu, and Black Magician Girl got out their guns.
Jonosu: We really meant anything!
IBANGBANG BANGBANGBANGBANG/I
Black Magician Girl: Yay! We win!
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There will be a rewrite for in 'The Duel for Dark Angel Chao' for plot purposes. Also, there will be Duelist Info. When someone appears that hasn't been there or had their Duelist Info yet, I will make it. It is to show their deck types, so if they play a crappy card, you wouldn't be saying why is this person playing so-and-so. The duelist info will be like so:
Name: Deck Type:
Oh, and for some of the made-up cards:
Hero of Pie1290 Light/Warrior 3000/3000 ********** Sacrifice 3 monsters with "Pie" in it's name to summon this monster. You may special summon 1 pie monster from your deck, hand, or graveyard to the field when this monster is summoned. The chosen monster cannot be attacked, nor destroyed. If your opponent attacks a monster with "Pie" in it's name, redirect the attack to this monster.
hmmdonutpie 2500/0 Dark/Warrior **** Effect: After this monster attacks, it is automatically destroyed.
flaming scorpion pie Quick Play Magic Increase 1 monster with "Pie" in it's name by 1000 points.
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Episode 12: Instant Win Teams Duel!
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Actually, at the last part of the previous chapter, things got really weird. So, instead, this is how it all went down... It was the four girls; Zatken, MTG, Jonosu, and Black Magician Girl who went into a duel with the four boys; Picard, BusterBlader30000, Senbotsu, and Reese.
Jonosu: We are not to be messed with. For you see, we all have Exodia, and we won them all.
Name: Jonosu Deck Type: Exodia Necros
Picard: So? We all have Ouija Board decks.
Name: Picard Deck Type: Burning Death Message
Zatken: Fine. We'll team duel. And as the leader of the Exodia Pack, I will start. IHa! This sucker doesn't even know that they'll all have to wait 7 turns before they can get 1 Ouija Board letter./I
Name: Zatken Deck Type: Burning Exodia
Picard: Fine. But as the leader of the Ouija Pack, I'll go next.
MTG: This is how the turns will go: Zatken, Picard, Black Magician Girl, Senbotsu, me, BusterBlader30000, Jonosu, Reese.
Name: MTG Deck Type: Defensive Trap Exodia
Zatken: Let's just get this duel going. I will start by setting 1 monster, and 2 magic or traps.
Picard: I set 1 magic or trap and end my turn.
Black Magician Girl: IIt could be a trap. It could be a bluff. It could be the first letter of Death. I kinda doubt that he would be stupid to leave himself open. But, that's why I must attack. /I I will summon Goblin Strike Force, and attack Picard!
Name: Black Magician Girl Deck Type: Offensive Exodia
Picard: Damn. She didn't fall for my bluff. I underestimated her..
Picard- 2700
Senbotsu: Now, it's my turn. Set 3 magic or trap and end my turn.
Name: Senbotsu Deck Type: Speed Ouija Board
MTG: I set 4 magic or traps. Go.
BusterBlader30000: I set 1 magic or trap, then summon Vampiric Cannon Launcher!
Name: BusterBlader30000 Deck Type: Offensive Ouija Board
Vampiric Cannon Launcher 4 Stars 1600/750 Dark/Undead Inflict 500 Direct Damage to your opponent when this monster attacks.
BusterBlader30000: Cannon Launcher, attack Black Magician Girl!
MTG: Flip Waboku and Enchanted Javelin!
BusterBlader30000: Crap. Oh well. I still do 500 damage to Black Magician Girl.
MTG- 6600
Black Magician Girl - 4500
Black Magician Girl: Hah! It barely even phases me.
Senbotsu: But this will. Flip Ouija Board!
Black Magician Girl: I don't see any threat.
Picard: We come prepared. We knew that it would take us several turns to just get 1 letter. That's why I activate my facedown card, Ouija Board Gamble!
Ouija Board Gamble Continuous Trap This card can only be played if Ouija Board is active. Place this card in the field magic card zone when this card is flipped. For each players standby phase, flip a coin. If heads, place one Death Message Letter on the field. If tails, put all Ouija Board pieces that aren't on the field into the bottom of your deck. Then, discard your entire hand , lose 500 lifepoints, discard the top 5 cards from your deck, and your opponent draws 5 cards.
Zatken: Ha! That was a big mistake. To play a card as risky as that was stupid.
Picard: You don't think I had backup?
BusterBlader30000: Chain with Second Coin Flip!
Zatken: Crap!
Jonosu: Don't worry. I have something to take care of that..
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The gun was shot. Blood splattered all over Dark Angel Chao. Phantom6 fell to the ground. Dark Angel Chao saw her old friend, Mr_Showtime88, behind the fallen body.
Name: Dark Angel Chao Deck Type: Instant Win
Mr_Showtime88: Are you okay? I saw you being dragged here by two people.
Name: Mr_Showtime88 Deck Type: Insect
Dark Angel Chao: Oh thank God you came!
Mr_Showtime88: Sit still, I'll try to get these ropes off you.
Labyrinth Tank came out of the shadows.
Name: Labyrinth Tank Deck Type: Thousand Eyes Sacrifice
Mr_Showtime88: You must be one of this guys lackeys.
He motioned to the body as he said those words.
Labyrinth Tank: Heh. You got it mixed up. He works for me. And to get out of here alive, you must duel me!
Mr_Showtime88: Why should I duel you? I have the upper hand.
Mr_Showtime88 raised his gun and pointed it at Labyrinth Tank.
Labyrinth Tank: One sec.
He got out a remote control, which had a red and green button on it. He pressed the green button.
Mr_Showtime88: What's. that.. do?
Suddenly, spikes rose up and trapped him in a prison. It caught him off guard, forcing him to drop his gun. It slid over beside Dark Angel Chao.
Mr_Showtime88: Ah! What the hell is this?
He shouted as more spikes came at him from the floor diagonally, all pointing at him.
Labyrinth Tank: This is a duel of patience. You must duel normally, but you must not get pricked by any of the spikes, you will bleed to death in a matter of minutes.
Mr_Showtime88 didn't dare to move.
Labyrinth Tank: Summon Sonic Bird in defence mode! With this card, I get to take one ritual magic card from my deck. End turn.
Mr_Showtime88: Summon Infectious Beetle Virus!
Infectious Beetle Virus 3 Stars 1200/1000 Earth/Insect Trample Ability.
Mr_Showtime88: I now play Insect Amplifier! Raising my monsters attack by 500 points!
Insect Amplifier Field Magic Increase the attack of all Insect Type monsters by 500 points and decrease their defence by 700 points.
Mr_Showtime88: Attack Beetle Virus!
Labyrinth Tank- 4100
Labyrinth Tank: Meh. That's nothing, for I just drew the card that will lead me to victory!
Mr_Showtime88: I have a good guess of what it is..
Labyrinth Tank: I play Black Illusion Ritual! Sacrifice Sonic Bird for Sacrifice, absorb your monster, and attack you directly!
Mr_Showtime88- 3800
Mr_Showtime88: I draw. Heh. First, I play Harpies Feather Sweep! Making your monster have only 0 attack! Now, summon Fushi no Kumo!
Fushi no Kumo 4 Stars 2150/0 Fire/Insect You may special summon this monster if your opponent has 1 or more monsters on his/her side of the field. This monster cannot attack directly.
Mr_Showtime88: Fushi no Kumo, attack!
The giant spider leaped up in the air, and shot a blast of fire at Sacrifice.
Labyrinth Tank- 1450
Labyrinth Tank: That doesn't matter. For now, I play Raise Dead!
Mr_Showtime88: Crap..
Labyrinth Tank: Get back my Sacrifice. Just in case, set one magic or trap. Now, play Fusion Sage, to get Polymerization from my deck! Then, I summon Versago the Destroyer! And use my Polymerization to fuse Sacrifice and Versago the Destroyer to create my trump card, the Thousand Eyes Sacrifice! I absorb your monster, and I just get it's attack, not effect. Now, I attack you directly!
Mr_Showtime88- 1650
Mr_Showtime88: I'll just summon Neobug and place one card face down and end my turn.
Labyrinth Tank: I play Giant Growth and I attack your monster!
Mr_Showtime88: Heh, you walked right into my trap. Flip Forced Ejection Machine! But since Thousand Eyes Sacrifice is a fusion monster, it goes back to your Fusion Deck!
Labyrinth Tank: Flip Time Machine! Bring back my monster!
Mr_Showtime88: Crap..
Labyrinth Tank: Go.
Mr_Showtime88: Set five magic or traps. Go.
Labyrinth Tank: I play Demon Axe on Thousand Eyes Sacrifice and attack your monster!
Mr_Showtime88: First, I flip A Hero Appears!
Labyrinth Tank: But, you only have one card in your hand..
Mr_Showtime88: Exactly. So, I'll just summon Insect Princess! I now flip DNA Surgery to change the sub-types to insect, and then flip Waboku!
Labyrinth Tank: Damn. Oh well.
Mr_Showtime88: Don't think it ends there! I also flip Darkness Token Festival!
Darkness Token Festival Quick-play Magic Put Oni Tokens (0/0 Dark/Demon face-up defence) in every monster space not filled on the field.
Mr_Showtime88: And since I still have DNA Surgery out, they are all insects! First, play Offerings to the Doomed on your Thousand Eyes Sacrifice! Then, I attack one of the tokens with Insect Princess, making her attack 2900! Go.
Labyrinth Tank: I pass.
Mr_Showtime88: I attack two more counters with Insect Princess and Neobug!
Labyrinth Tank: Damn. I'll just set one monster. Go.
Mr_Showtime88: And now, the last card I play. Activate Meteor Strike!
Labyrinth Tank: NO!
Mr_Showtime88: Attack another token for the win!
Labyrinth Tank: This is unacceptable! I can't lose, I just can't!
Mr_Showtime88: You just did.
Labyrinth Tank: Shut up! You're still trapped in my prison. I should've just done this in the first place.
Labyrinth Tank raised the remote up again. Mr_Showtime88 gasped, causing him to stumble back in fear.
Mr_Showtime88: ****!
He yelled as a rusty metal spike stabbed him in his lower leg, causing blood to gush out. Since the spikes were too close to his body, he couldn't do anything to prevent the blood from flowing out.
Labyrinth Tank: That's just a sample of what your death will feel like!
Suddenly, a gun was shot and Labyrinth Tank's hand had been wounded badly. Another bullet was fired, except it hit Labyrinth Tank in the head. Dark Angel Chao dropped the gun in shock as she saw the gruesome site of what she had caused.
Mr_Showtime88: Augh, hurry! Hit the switch to make these needles go down!
Dark Angel Chao nodded and picked up the remote and inspected it.
Dark Angel Chao: Uh, which button do I press? Do I press the green button or the red button?
Mr_Showtime88: -_- IT'S THE GODDAM RED BUTTON.
Dark Angel Chao: Sorry.
She apologized as quickly pressed the red button, freeing Mr_Showtime88. Dark Angel Chao ran up to him, and bandaged the wound before it became fatal.
Mr_Showtime88: Don't worry, I'll be okay. You go on to the second round; I've got some business to attend to.
He left the warehouse, with Dark Angel Chao following him in secret.
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Back at the 4 versus 1 duel..
The dice rolled, rolled, rolled.. FIVE.
Emperor Pie: Ha! And with that, I choose to summon Tish Pie, hmmdonutpie, and Hero of Pie1290! But, with Hero of Pie1290, I get to summon another pie monster! I choose Demas Pie! I now also play Pie, flaming scorpion pie, and BrownPieSound!
Attacks of the monsters-
Tish Pie- 5500 Hmmdonutpie- 3500 Hero of Pie1290- 5000 The DarkshinePie- 3000 Demas Pie- 2500
Emperor Pie: Along with the activation of Gravitational Pie!
Gravitational Pie Normal Magic For the turn this card is played, send all monsters that don't have Pie in it's name out of the game. At the end phase, the monsters are returned.
Emperor Pie: Attack Yakumo with DarkshinePie!
Yakumo- 0
Emperor Pie: Attack Dragoa with Hero of Pie!
Dragoa- 0
Emperor Pie: Attack Chaos Seacrest with Tish Pie!
Chaos Seacrest- 0
Emperor Pie: Finally, attack Legendary BEWD with Hmmdonutpie and Demas Pie!
Legendary BEWD- 0
Emperor Pie: And now, to kill you and harvest your souls into cards!
They all screamed and shrieked as their souls were being ripped out of their bodies. Then, he heard someone clapping.
???: Well, well, well. Looks like you've really improved from last we met.
Emperor Pie: I've already taken your Millenium Eye, and I'm ready to take your soul too, Mr_Showtime88!
Mr_Showtime88: I've gotten much better, and I'm ready to take you on, with me wagering my soul, you wagering bmy/b Millenium Eye!
Emperor Pie: I accept your challenge.
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/Flashback\
Mr_Showtime88: Now that I've won, I'll be turning you into a card!
Hero of Time1290: What?! That's insane!
Name: Hero of Time1290 Deck Type: Warrior Mr_Showtime88: Sure it is..
Suddenly, there was a bright light coming from Mr_Showtime88's eye.
Mr_Showtime88: This'll go perfectly for my collection.
Then there was a noise he heard a tree branch snap. Mr_Showtime88 walk up and grabbed the person that was hiding behind the tree.
Mr_Showtime88: What are you doing here?
Emperor Pie: N-n-nothing. I didn't see anything.
Name: Emperor Pie Deck Type: Burner/Spellcaster
Mr_Showtime88: That's a lie! Prepare for a Yami no Game you little ****!
They started up the duel disks as they were surrounded by a thick cold-blue fog.
Mr_Showtime88: I'll go first. Summon Poisonous Diamond Worm!
Poisonous Diamond Worm 4 Stars 1400/1400 Any monster that attacks this monster gets destroyed at the end phase of their turn.
Emperor Pie: I play Curtain of Black Magic to summon Black Magician!
Mr_Showtime88: Oh well. It will still die.
Emperor Pie: Not when I summon La Jinn the Mystical Genie of the Lamp along with it!
Mr_Showtime88: Crap..
Emperor Pie: First I attack with La Jinn!
Mr_Showtime88- 4600
Emperor Pie: Now I attack with Black Magician!
Mr_Showtime88- 2100
Emperor Pie: Now play Hinotama! Doing 500 direct damage to your life points!
Mr_Showtime88-1600
Emperor Pie: Your turn.
Mr_Showtime: Play Change of Heart! Then summon Insecticide Wound Opener!
Insecticide Wound Opener 3 Stars 1300/1300 When this monster does damage to your opponents life points, increase the damage this card does by 500 points. You opponent cannot gain life points while this card is on the field.
Mr_Showtime88: Attack Black Magician and Insecticide Wound Opener!
Emperor Pie- 700
Mr_Showtime88: Lastly, set 1 magic or trap card. Go.
Emperor Pie: INo way would he leave himself that vulnerable./I I set 1 monster and set 1 magic or trap. Go.
Mr_Showtime88: Set one monster and end my turn.
Emperor Pie: And now, the end of you! Play Sparks!
Mr_Showtime88: Ha! A measly 200 life points is nothing.
Emperor Pie: But, now, I flip Ceasefire! Flip my effect monster and your effect monster.
Mr_Showtime88: CRAP! How could I lose so easily..?
Mr_Showtime88- 0
Emperor Pie: And now, I'll just be taking your Millenium Eye!
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Episode 13: Emperor Pie- Impossible to Defeat? Pie God?!
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Emperor Pie: And now, I'll just be taking your soul! Set one monster and end my turn!
Mr_Showtime88: Summon Neobug and attack!
Emperor Pie: You attacked FilipinoPieRusher!
FilipinoPieRusher Monster Light/Warrior 0/2500 **** Effect: After this monster is attacked and damage calculations are applied, this card is automatically destroyed.
Mr_Showtime88- 4300
Emperor Pie: My turn again.. Set one monster. Go.
Mr_Showtime88: IHe can't possible have more than one of those FilipinoPieRushers../I Summon Fushi no Kumo! And attack first with Fushi no Kumo!
Emperor Pie: Crimson Pie Mercenary!
Crimson Pie Mercenary Fire/Warrior 0/3000 **** After this monster is sent to the graveyard, decrease your lifepoints by 1000 points.
Mr_Showtime88: Damn..
Mr_Showtime88- 3450
Emperor Pie: Looks like it's back to me! Set one monster and one magic or trap! End turn.
Mr_Showtime88: I'm not gunna fall for that trick again.
Emperor Pie: Oh yes you will! Flip Forceful Pie!
Forceful Pie Trap This card can only be activated on your opponents Standby Phase. Your opponent skips his/her Main Phase 1, and must select a monster to attack one of your monsters.
Mr_Showtime88: Crap.. I choose to select my Fushi no Tori to attack your face-down monster.
Emperor Pie: It was Legendary BEWD Pie (0/2250)!
Mr_Showtime88-3350
Mr_Showtime88: Fine. In my Main Phase 2, I play Tribute to the Doomed! Discard Insect Queen to destroy Crimson Pie Mercenary! Now, play Raise Dead on my Insect Queen (2800/2400)! Go.
Emperor Pie: Summon Yakumo Pie!
Yakumo Pie Monster Earth/Warrior 1000/1000 *** When this card is summoned (excuding special summon) search your deck for 1 card with "Pie" in it's name and place it in your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
Emperor Pie: And I'll choose to take Refreshing Pie! And play it now!
Refreshing Pie Continueus Magic Increase your lifepoints by 1000 points for every card you draw with Pie in it's name.
Mr_Showtime88: But, every card in your deck is a pie card!
Emperor Pie: Exactly! Anyway, I end my turn.
Mr_Showtime88: IDamn, now I really need to get on the offensive../I Summon another Neobug! First, attack Yakumo Pie with Fushi no Kumo!
Emperor Pie- 3850
Mr_Showtime88: Now attack Legendary BEWD with Insect Queen by sacrificing my Fushi no Kumo! Now, attack you with my two Neobugs!
Emperor Pie- 250
Emperor Pie: Nicely done. But, now it's my turn. And the card I just drew has Pie in it's name!
Emperor Pie- 1250
Emperor Pie: And now I play the card I just drew, FlyingBovinePie
FlyingBovinePie Monster * 0/0 Earth/Beast Effect: No monsters may attack for 3 turns after this card is normal summoned. After the three turns, this monster is destroyed.
Mr_Showtime88: Crap! And just when I was making a comeback!
Emperor Pie: Don't ya just hate the irony? All those strong monsters, yet nothing to do with them. Your turn.
Mr_Showtime88: I'll just summon Cave Digging Worm!
Cave Digging Worm 1 Star 500/0 Earth/Insect This monster is not effected by any magic, trap, nor monster effects. This monster may attack your opponent directly.
Mr_Showtime88: So it's safe from your FlyingBovinePie! Now, I attack!
Emperor Pie- 750
Emperor Pie: That's not important, for now it's my turn, and I draw another pie card!
Emperor Pie- 1750
Emperor Pie: And I summon Dragoa Pie (1500/2000)! Go.
Mr_Showtime88: Summon Insecticide Wound Opener! Now, you can't gain life points!
Emperor Pie: Ah, I remember that card. Still didn't save you.
Mr_Showtime88: Well, it's different now! Attack, Cave Digging Worm!
Emperor Pie- 1250
Mr_Showtime88: Your turn.
Emperor Pie: Oh well, looks like I don't get the life point gain. Doesn't matter. I summon Master Epyon Pie! And play Golden Pie Master!
Golden Pie Master Normal Magic Decrease your opponents lifepoints and increase your lifepoints by 200 points per each monster with Pie in it's name on the field.
Mr_Showtime88: Damn.
Emperor Pie- 1850
Mr_Showtime88- 2750
Mr_Showtime88: That won't stop me! I play Offerings of the Doomed on one of my Insect Tokens to be able to summon another Cave Digging Worm! And attack you directly with both!
Emperor Pie- 850
Mr_Showtime88: Next turn, your finished.
Emperor Pie: I don't think so. For I sacrifice my three monsters to summon Hero of Pie1290! And I choose to summon Tish Pie!
Mr_Showtime88: No..
Emperor Pie: Attack your two Cave Digging Worms!
Mr_Showtime88- 0
Emperor Pie: Now, I'll just be taking your soul!
The bright light of Emperor Pie's Millenium Eye shined, almost blinding Mr_Showtime88. Then, Mr_Showtime88 fell to the ground, motionless.
Emperor Pie then took Mr_Showtime88's Locator Card and Soul Card and left.
Dark Angel Chao gasped at the sight from where she stood; in an alley where nobody could see her. When she saw for sure Emperor Pie was gone, she ran up to Mr_Showtime88, and got on her knees.
Dark Angel Chao: ..
She shed some tears over his limp body, then picked him up over her shoulder. He was surprisingly light. She took him home, and laid him on the bed. She made a silent vow to herself, to get him back, no matter what it takes.
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Back to Emperor Pie
Emperor Pie: Ah ha! Myeviltwin!
MMMMMMM Pie: Ah ha! Iamnottheevilone! Youare!
Emperor Pie: OhyeahIforgotbutwhy are we talking like this?
MMMMMMM Pie: Iuno. Anywho, LET'S DUEL!
Emperor Pie: Pie Deck vs. Pie Deck.. This should be interesting..
MMMMMMM Pie: Shaddup and duel! I start by summoning Pie Wielder (1900/0)!
Emperor Pie: Summon Master Epyon Pie!
MMMMMMM Pie: Wait, that's not one of the cards the creator of Duel Monsters custom made for us!
Emperor Pie: Exactly. I duel people for their souls.
MMMMMMM Pie: Ah. Okay! And if I win, I get the family heir! If you lose, you don't get the family heir!
Emperor Pie: How's this; if I win, I get your soul and deck. If you win, you get the heir of the Pie family.
MMMMMMM Pie: Kay!
Emperor Pie: Anyway, I play Flaming Scorpion Pie on my monster! And attack!
MMMMMMM Pie- 4000
Emperor Pie: Your turn.
MMMMMMM Pie- Summon Giant Pie Slammer!
Giant Pie Slammer 3000/0 7 Stars You may special summon this monster to the field if your opponent has 1 or more monsters with Pie in it's name on the field in face-up attack position.
MMMMMMM Pie: Attack Master Epyon Pie!
Emperor Pie- 3900
Emperor Pie: My turn! Play Instant Pie! Summon Hero of Pie1290 to the field! And I'll summon Pie Imitator! First I suicide attack with Pie Imitator! Then attack your Life Points directly with Hero of Pie1290!
MMMMMMM Pie- 1000
Emperor Pie: Set one magic or trap. End turn.
MMMMMMM Pie: Summon Pie Priest!
Pie Priest 1 Star 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked
Emperor Pie: Wait.. That's one of the cards to summon.!
MMMMMMM Pie: That's right. Set one magic or trap. Now, play Instant Pie to special summon Pie Chanter!
Pie Chanter 1 Star 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked
Emperor Pie: Well, I'm not gunna let you continue the ritual! Since I can't attack your monsters, I can attack you directly!
MMMMMMM Pie: Oh no I forgot!
Emperor Pie: Hero of Pie1290, attack!
MMMMMMM Pie: Heh. Flip Pie Ritual!
Pie Ritual Continuous Trap No monsters may attack you directly if you have at least 1 monster with Pie in it's name on your side of the field.
Emperor Pie: Crap! Another piece of the ritual!
MMMMMMM Pie: Now, it's my turn. Summon Pie Sacrifice!
Pie Sacrifice 1 Star 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked
MMMMMMM Pie: Now, I just need 2 more cards to complete it! Play Fetcher of Pie!
Fetcher of Pie Normal Magic Take 1 card with Pie in it's name and add it to your hand.
MMMMMMM Pie: Set one monster. Go.
Emperor Pie: I can do nothing but pass..
MMMMMMM Pie: Flip the monster, Pie Ruler of Death and Life!
Pie Ruler of Death and Life 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked. Also, when this card is Reverse Summoned, select one card with Pie in it's name and add it to your hand.
MMMMMMM Pie: I choose to take back Fetcher of Pie! Now, play Dagger of Pie!
Emperor Pie: NO!
Dagger of Pie Continuous Magic This card cannot be destroyed.
MMMMMMM Pie: Now, for the unveiling of the strongest monster is Duel Monsters! Summon, GOD OF PIE!
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Episode 14: The God of Pie! 10000 Life Points to 1! Stacked Chicken Deck?!
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Note: Sorry InfernalBEWD14 for stealing your effect for Devil Franken, but I really needed it.
As the Pie Sacrifice lay upon the Pie Ritual alter, the Pie Chanter chanted while the Pie Priest held up his staff. In front of the Pie Priest and Pie Chanter was the Pie Ruler of Death and Life, holding a dagger above the Pie Sacrifice. Then, light shot out of the sacrifice, and all the cards on MMMMMMM Pie's side of the field were destroyed. Then, out of the mist was a monster that was of enormous proportion. It was a pie all black. It was.. The Pie God.
Pie God 10 Stars God/Pie ?/? For every card in your deck, graveyard, on your side of the field, and in your hand, add 1000 attack points to this monster. This monster is not effected by magic, trap, nor monster effects. This monster can attack directly. This monster cannot attack on the turn it is summoned. In your next End Phase, the controller of this card loses the game if you haven't won yet.
Emperor Pie: Oh no..
MMMMMMM Pie: End my turn.
Emperor Pie looked at his next card. It was..
Emperor Pie: O_O YES! Summon Underground Pie!
Underground Pie 1 Star 250/0 Earth/Rock This monster may attack your opponents life points directly
MMMMMMM Pie: Awww, look at that. You're just 750 short of beating me.
Emperor Pie: Not if I play this card! Pie Roulette!
MMMMMMM Pie: ****!
They both were eager to see what the outcome was... - - - - - Ah what the hell. I'll just reveal it to ya now. - - - - - It rolled a 3!
Emperor Pie: I win! Now, to seal you into a card! And because you're so special, I bet you'll be a fine addition to my deck. And I'll take your deck too!
MMMMMMM Pie: NOOOOOOOOOO!
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Meanwhile..
Zatken- 2400 MTG- 6750 Jonosu- 1900 Black Magician Girl- 4300 Picard-5000 BusterBlader30000- 1300 Senbotsu- 350 Reese- 3000
Senbotsu: Now, it's my turn! Activate my face-down Last Turn!
Picard: What the hell are you doing with a Last Turn?! We're the Ouija Board pack, remember?!
Senbotsu: Doesn't matter. For I choose at random... BLACK MAGICIAN GIRL!
Black Magician Girl: Fine. I choose Suijin. You all lose. ^______^
Picard: Okay, Senbotsu, you're out of the group.
Senbotsu: But-
Picard: NO BUTS!
The Ouija Board pack then gave their locator cards to the Exodia pack.
Zatken: We don't want your crappy decks. Keep them for all we care.
Picard: Senbotsu, since you're out of the pack, I guess us three will revert back to the decks that we had before we met you.
Senbotsu: ;_;
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Emperor Pie: If you guys beat me, then I'll give you two of my Locator Cards.
Picard: Sure, why not? What are the rules?
Emperor Pie: You first, then me, then you other people choose who goes after that. If I beat one of you, you all lose.
Picard: Deal. I'll start by setting 2 cards face-down and set one monster. Go.
Emperor Pie: I play Pie Feather Sweep!
Pie Feather Sweep Normal Magic Destroy all your opponents facedown cards on the field.
BusterBlader30000: What the hell?! Pie card?
Emperor Pie: I have a unique deck, custom made. Now, I summon MMMMMMM Pie!
MMMMMMM Pie 1 Star 0/0 Take 3 cards with Pie in their names from your deck to your hand when this card is summoned in face-up attack.
Emperor Pie: I set one card facedown. Go.
Reese: I guess I'm next. Set 3 cards facedown and summon Falcon Knight! Attack MMMMMMM Pie!
Emperor Pie- 4000
Reese: And I attack your life points!
Emperor Pie- 3000
Reese: End turn.
BusterBlader30000: My turn now! Play Angels Gift! Discard two cards, and play Raise Dead on Sanga of the Thunder! Attack!
Emperor Pie- 400
Picard: Back to me again. Set 4 magic or trap.
Emperor Pie: So, I'm assuming you're done? Fine. Summon Pie Chanter! Go.
Reese: Heh. That won't save you. Attack your lifepoints!
Emperor Pie: Flip Pie Ritual! Now, you can't do any damage to me!
Reese: Damn. Go.
BusterBlader30000: I pass.
Picard: Set one monster. Go.
Emperor Pie: Play Refreshing Pie! Now, summon Pie Priest!
Reese: Set 4 magic or traps. End turn.
BusterBlader30000: Set one magic or trap.
Reese: Flip A Hero Appears! Since there's only one card in my hand, I summon Kazejin!
Emperor Pie: I see what your doing. Trying to summon the useless Gate Guardian. Heh, how stupid of you.
Picard: It's not stupid! We'll show you! Set one monster!
Emperor Pie- 1400
Emperor Pie: I'll set one monster. Go.
Reese: Pass.
BusterBlader30000: Pass.
Picard: Good. Now, sacrifice my monsters for Suijin! And now, sacrifice the three monsters for Gate Guardian! End turn!
Emperor Pie: Summon Pie Sacrifice! Now, flip Pie Ruler of Death and Life! Get back MMMMMMM Pie! Now, play Instant Pie, to summon MMMMMMM Pie! Get 3 cards into my hand! Now, play Pie Dagger! To summon PIE GOD!
Picard: Gahh!
BusterBlader30000: What is that?!
Emperor Pie: All I need to do now is what my brother could never do. Win with it! Now, since I can't attack with him this turn, I play Pie Shooter!
Pie Shooter Normal Magic Discard monster with Pie in it's name to the graveyard. Decrease your opponents life points by half the attack of the monster.
Picard/Reese/BusterBlader30000- 0
Emperor Pie: Now, for some new pie cards to add to my collection!
Reese: What?!
They all collapsed on the ground, while Emperor Pie picked up the cards that lay before him.
Emperor Pie: Hah! What losers. I've never seen anyone use a crappy Gate Guardian deck! I'll just have one or two more duels, so I can make my deck stronger, then I'll continue.
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Mas828: Fine. I accept your challenge. I'll start by setting one monster. Go.
Mas828 Barrel Dragon Deck
Emperor Pie: Discard 5 cards from my hand to summon Reese Pie!
Reese Pie 10 Stars 3600/2900 Earth/Demon Discard 5 cards from your hand to special summon this monster. All monster cards on your opponents side of the field are destroyed.
Emperor Pie: Attack Reese Pie!
Mas828- 1400
Emperor Pie: Heh. I must be getting better. Destroying more than half my opponents life points on my first turn. Heh. Your move.
Mas828: Play Raise Dead on my monster, Retrained Elvin Swordsman! Now, set one monster. Set one magic or trap. Go.
Emperor Pie: Play Pie Sneak Attack!
Pie Sneak Attack Normal Magic When this card is played, inflict 250 damage for each card in your opponents hand.
Mas828- 400
Emperor Pie: End turn.
Mas828: Sacrifice my two monsters for Barrel Dragon! Now, chain the summoning of it with Second Coin Flip! Now, I use it's special ability to destroy your Reese Pie!
The coins Barrel Dragon flipped was heads, tails, then..
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Drake: I summon Komori Dragon!
Drake Dragon Deck
Megami: I tribute my two monsters, Hysteric Angel and Dancing Angels for Black Magician!
Megami Angel/Life Point Gain deck
Megami: Attack, WingWeaver!
Drake- 1400
Drake: Now, in my turn, I play Raise Dead on my Lord of Dragons! Now, play Dragon Calling Horn, to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon, and attack! BURST STREAM!
Megami- 5600
Drake: Now I attack you with Lord of Dragons! Megami- 4500
Megami: Good job! But, I'm still gunna beat you! Play Thunder Bolt! Now, activate The Shallow Grave, to get back my WingWeaver in defence mode!
Drake: I choose my Blue Eyes White Dragon, in attack mode.
Megami: And set one magic or trap. Go.
Drake: I attack!
Megami: You rush things too much. And that will be your downfall! Flip Magical Cylinder!
Drake: Counter with 7 Tools of the Bandit!
Megami: Ok. Fine.
Drake- 400 Megami- 4500
Megami: Back to me now. Play Change of Heart!
Drake: NO!
Megami: Attack!
Drake: Flip my own Magical Cylinder!
Megami- 1500
Megami: Fine, have it that way. Summon another Hysteric Angel!
Drake: Crap..
Megami: Tribute both monsters with Hysteric Angel!
Megami- 2500
Megami: Set one magic or trap. Go.
Drake: Summon Baby Dragon and attack!
Megami- 1300
Drake: End turn.
Megami: Summon Shining Angel equipped with Silver Bow and Arrow and Power of Magicians and attack!
Drake: Flip Offerings to the Doomed! But, not on your monster. I choose to send Baby Dragon to the graveyard instead!
Megami: IHe must be crazy!/I Shining Angel, attack!
Drake: Flip Nutrient Z!
Drake- 4000
Megami: Fine. Your turn.
Drake: I set one monster. Go.
Megami: Send WingWeaver and Hysteric Angel out of the game to summon Soul of Purity and Light! Now, tribute them both for Guardian Angel Jeanu! Attack your facedown monster!
Drake: No! My Dragon Dwelling in a Cave!
Megami- 2600
Megami: I'll have mercy on you and not attack with my other monster. Go.
Drake: Damn. Set one monster. Go.
Megami: Set one magic or trap and play Power of Teamwork on my Guardian Angel! Attack!
Drake: Spear Dragon..
Megami- 4500
Drake: IPlease deck.. I need a strong monster to defeat that thing!/I C'mon.! YES! Summon Devil Franken to special summon Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon by sacrificing all but one of my life points! Now, Blue Eyes, attack!
Megami: Flip Waboku!
Drake: NO! All that for nothing..
Megami: Correct! Now, I play Block Attack on your dragon! And attack your dragon!
Drake: Damn. Now you've got so much life points..
Megami- 9000
Drake: I guess I'll switch Devil Franken to defence and set a monster..
Megami: Attack your Devil Franken with Shining Angel! Now, your face down monster with Guardian Angel!
Drake: Spirit Ryu..
Megami- 10000 Drake- 1
Megami: This is so fun! You just keep setting monsters, and I keep gaining life points!
Drake: And I've already used up all my monster removal cards..
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HEADS!
Mas828: Hah! Now, my Barrel Dragon is fully charged!
The Barrel Dragons cannon shot out at Reese Pie, destroying it.
Mas828: Now, I attack you directly!
Emperor Pie- 2400
Emperor Pie: You asshole! I'll get you back for that! And I drew just the card to do so! Play Pie Inside the Greed Pot!
Pie Inside the Greed Pot Normal Magic Draw 5 cards from your deck. Skip your next two Draw Phases.
Emperor Pie: First, play Pie Offerings to the Doomed!
Pie Offerings to the Doomed Quick-Play Magic Destroy one monster on your opponents side of the field. This card cannot be negated in any way. Skip your next Draw Phase.
Emperor Pie: Summon Yakumo Pie and attack!
Mas828- 0
Mas828: Damn! Lost again.
Emperor Pie: I'll be taking your soul now!
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Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Why would anyone have Niwatori in their deck?
Osiris_Sky_Dragon Osiris (w/o Osiris) Deck
I_Like_Chicken: Because, for I have a stacked deck! Containing all Niwatori cards!
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Riiiight. Anyway, I'll summon Warrior of Osiris!
Warrior of Osiris 4 Stars 1500/1500 Wind/Warrior For every card in your deck and hand, add 25 attack points to this monster.
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Now my Warrior of Osiris is at 2500 attack points! Attack, my Warrior!
I_Like_Chicken- 3400
I_Like_Chicken: I know my Niwatoris have a super special effect! And when the time comes, it'll activate, taking you and your life points!
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: _ Anyway, I play Curse of Osiris!
Curse of Osiris Normal Magic For every card in your hand, do 100 points of direct damage to your opponent.
I_Like_Chicken- 3000
I_Like_Chicken: My turn now! Summon Niwatori!
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: IMan! Is this guy ever delusional!/I Summon Helper of Osiris!
Helper of Osiris 3 Stars 1000/1000 Wind/Spellcaster Increase the attack of all monsters with "Osiris" in it's name by 200 points per card in your hand.
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Now, play Sword of Osiris!
Sword of Osiris Continuous Magic Increase the attack of all monsters with "Osiris" in it's name by 150 points per card in your hand.
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Attack Helper of Osiris and Warrior of Osiris!
I_Like_Chicken-0
I_Like_Chicken: What?! Aww, and my Niwatoris didn't even get to use their special ability! Wait, why is my Duel Disk glowing like that?! Oh my God! It says I'm at a million life points!
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Uhh, you're sure that's not just a glit-
Suddenly, his duel disk exploded.
I_Like_Chicken: AW CRAP! Well, here's my Locator Card. Hope you do good in the tournament. Or, at least better than I did.
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First of all, I might have messed up the number of cards in their hands. But, it's necessary. Oh, and, made-up card time!
Puppets of the Dead Equip Magic Pay 400 life points to use this card. Equip this card to one of your opponents monsters. Take control of that monster for the rest of the game.
Reverse Grave Normal Magic Swap your graveyard with your opponents graveyard.
Binding Chains Equip Magic Divide the attack of all monsters on your side of the field. Select 1 monster. Equip this card to the selected monster. Increase the attack of that monster by the attacks of all the other monsters on your side of the field. No monsters can attack on your side of the field excluding the monster that is equipped with this card.
Stolen Goods Equip Magic You may equip this to an opponents monster that is on your side of the field. The monster gains 500 attack points when played, and each standby phase the monster equipped with this card gains 500 attack points.
BrownPieSound Normal Magic Increase the attack of all pie monsters on the field for the turn this card is played by 500 points.
Tish Pie Light/Fairy ****** 2000/2000 Increase the attack of this monster by 500 points for every other monster with Pie in it's name on the field.
The DarkshinePie Dark/Fairy ***** 5000/5000 This monster cannot be set. Decrease the attack and defence of this monster by 3000 points.
Instant Pie Quick-play Magic You may special summon 1 monster with Pie in it's name from your hand to the field.
Pie Imitator Dark/Demon * 0/0 When this monster is summoned, copy the base attack and defence of 1 monster with Pie in it's name on the field. If there is no monsters on the field with Pie in it's name, this monster's attack and defence stay at 0/0.
Piecloudzerox Trap You opponent cannot attack the turn this card is active.
Pie Roulette Quick-Play Magic Too long to explain twice. Just read the fanfic, it says the explanation there.
Tribute to Pie Magic Special Summon one monster with Pie in it's name from the graveyard to the field.
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Episode 11: Summoning of God, Horus! Piestravaganza!
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Zoids: Nothing can stop my powerful monsters! First, set 2 cards facedown. Now, one of my Black Paladins attacks your facedown monster!
Bakuto: Heh, You attacked the Unhappy Maiden! IThat'll save me for a turn./I
Zoids: Go.
Bakuto: ILet's see, he's got only one cards in his hand, meaning he's able to negate 1 magic card.. I just hope he falls for this../I I play Offerings of the Doomed on one of your Black Paladins!
Zoids: Ha! Fool, I'll just negate it by discarding a card from my hand!
Bakuto: Yes! I now play Puppets of the Dead!
Zoids: Damnit! Now you can destroy two of my monsters!
Bakuto: But, I think I'll do it without destroying the one I stole from you!
Zoids: Oh no.
Bakuto: I play Thunder Bolt! Destroy your monsters!
Zoids: Ugh.
Bakuto: Now I play Raise Dead on one of your Black Paladins! Now, activate Reverse Grave, so I'm able to activate Premature Burial! Pay 800 life points to get back your last Black Paladin!
Bakuto- 100
Zoids: No.. my paladins have turned against me..
Bakuto: Now, to defeat you with style! Play Binding Chains on the Black Paladin I revived with Raise Dead! Making his power 4350! Then flip Stolen Goods! And I attack you directly!
A big blast came from the Black Paladins staff and hit the puppet in front of Zoids.
Zoids- 150
Zoids: I'll make you pay for that. Now, for my turn. Meh, I pass. II just need 1 more card../I
Bakuto: I also pass.
Zoids: YES! Hah! Play the card that will be the end of you! SOUL EXCHANGE!
Bakuto: No matter, as I will still have at least one monster left.
Zoids: Not when the monster I'm summoning has three tributes!
Bakuto: Lemme guess, Moisture Creature? Gilfer?
Zoids: No. Something much more powerful and deadly. For I summon, God of Sky, Horus!
Bakuto: What is that?!
A giant, bird-like monster was summoned before Bakuto. It's wings were black, it's beak and feet were gold, and the rest of the mighty god's body was red. It had piercing blue eyes that seemed to look into your soul, and burn you to the bone.
Zoids: Take a good look, for it is the last thing you'll ever see! This monster is unique, one of a kind. It's attack points are made by the amount of cards I have. 100 attack and defence points for every card in my deck, 200 points for every card in my graveyard, 300 points for every card in my hand, and 400 points for every card out of the game. Now, oh mighty God Horus, attack!
Bakuto watched as his puppet caught flame and blew up.
Bakuto: Remember, this duel isn't over yet! You still have to attack me one for time before I'm destroyed.
Zoids: Oh, I'm not too worried about that.
Bakuto: You should be. For I play Toll!
Zoids: Minor setback. Nothing too much. Since you don't have anymore cards in your hand, I'll just take my turn, and attack. Sure, my puppet is destroyed, but at least you are too.
Bakuto: Sorry, but after you pay, I flip Gravity Bind! Now, we're evenly matched.
Zoids: Except that I have a monster with a great attack power, and that your Gravity Bind will be destroyed next turn.
Bakuto: Don't forget, you can't attack because of my Toll on the field.
Zoids: Doesn't matter, I'll just defeat you in another way. But for now, I end my turn.
Bakuto: I set 1 monster. Go
Zoids: I pass.
Bakuto: I set another monster. Your move.
Zoids: Wow, this is really exciting. Set 1 magic or trap. Go.
Bakuto: I also set one magic or trap. IMy GOD this is getting boring./I Go.
Zoids: I end my turn.
Bakuto: IWell, I guess I have no choice../I Now to play the card that will choose our fate! Chain Energy!
Zoids: Seems like this game has turned into Russian Roulette, hasn't it?
Bakuto: How many cards do you have in your original deck?
Zoids: 40. Why?
Bakuto: Well, it means that I win. One, you went first. Two, you played Pot of Greed. Three, you played Upstart Goblin.
Zoids: IDamn! He's right. Well, maybe I can bluff my way out./I Oh well. Luckily, I have Exodia in my deck. I draw and end.
Bakuto: IEXODIA?! He could be bluffing. But, if not, my death would be very painful. But, I cannot quit./I I also draw a card and end my turn.
Zoids: IHe's not buying it.. I need to boost up the bluff./I Look, I already have two pieces in my hand. Just give up while you still can.
Bakuto: Why don't you show me that you have Exodia pieces then?
Zoids: Nah, that'll just ruin the fun.
Bakuto: IWell, I know I can't trust him now../I
As they drew cards and drew more cards, their decks were thinning down to their bottem.
Bakuto: I knew it, you don't have Exodia.
Zoids: I do, but it'll depend on this next card if I win or lose.. II need to do this. It's the only way to make him surrender./I
He then drew his final card.
Zoids: You are a fool, for I summon Exodia the Forbidden One!
Bakuto: IThis is it, I must brace myself./I
Zoids: Do you surrender, or would you like to feel great pain?
Bakuto: I won't surrender.
Zoids: Really? Aw crap. Cuz I was kinda hoping you would surrender.
Bakuto: So, that means you don't play Exodia?
Zoids: No..
Bakuto: I knew it. I take my turn, draw a card. Go
Zoids: I cannot draw, so that means I lose..
Slowly, Zoids body faded away into nothingness.
Bakuto: Fool. You should've destroyed me when you had the chance.
Bakuto picked up Zoids' deck and locator card. He then added the God to his own deck.
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Meanwhile, Emperor Pie was walking around, looking for more victims to add to his collection, hoping to have more than one person against him, to increase his pie deck greater. He then spotted Yakumo Sakagachi, Dragoa, Chaos Seacrest, and Legendary BEWD.
Dragoa: Too bad we can't duel each other. It would be better if all of us could get just 1 different locator card that we could share, since we all have the same.
Chaos Seacrest: Definitely. Wanna just have a 4 way duel for fun?
Legendary BEWD: Sure.
Yakumo: Oooh, a 4 way. Hot!
L BEWD: He said 4 way DUEL!
Yakumo: Oh, meh. Good either way. I'm in.
Emperor Pie: Hey! You four! How bout a 4 verses 1 duel against me?
Dragoa: Depends. You from the right part of the city?
Emperor Pie: Yup.
Chaos Seacrest: Fine, we'll duel.
Emperor Pie: The turns will go like this: Yakumo, Dragoa, Me, Chaos Seacrest, then Legendary BEWD.
L BEWD: Wait, how did you know our names?
Emperor Pie: Uhh.. _ Thank god they're stupid enough to think they're wearing name tags./I
Yakumo: I summon teh secksay Elvin Swordsman!
Everyone Else: _ Crap, he's right.. There's nothing I can do with this monster./I Fine, I'll just sacrifice it for Summoned Demon! Attack!
The great demon creature then shot a bolt of lightning at Emperor Pie
Emperor Pie: I counter with Piecloudzerox! It lets me take no damage this turn.
L BEWD: Finally, my turn. I'll just set 3 cards face down and set 1 monster. Go.
Yakumo: I summon teh secksay Dark Fire Soldier! And end my turn!
Emperor Pie: Stop that!
Dragoa: I summon Water Dancer!
Yakumo: Ewwww!
Dragoa: Shut up. Anyway, I play Demon Kiss on it, boosting it's attack by 700 points! Now, I attack you directly!
Emperor Pie- 3100
Emperor Pie: Now for my turn! First, I play Tribute to Pie to get back one monster that was sent to the graveyard, and I choose The DarkshinePie! Then I set 1 card face-down. Now, I play Pie Roulette!
Chaos Seacrest: What's that card do?
Emperor Pie: I must have at least 1 monster with Pie in it's name on my side of the field to use it. It lets me roll one 6-sided dice, and if it rolls a 1, I do 3000 direct damage to you and 3000 to me, but I have to destroy all the monsters on my side of the field. If I roll a 2, I get to summon as many Pie monsters I can to the field from my deck in face-up attack or defence position. If I roll a 3, I do 1000 direct damage to you, and destroy all monsters that don't have Pie in it's name on the field. If I roll a 4, I gain 2500 life points at the cost of destroying one monster on my side of the field. If I roll a 5, I get to summon 3 monsters with Pie in it's name to the field. If I have more than 2 monsters on the field already, nothing happens. Now, if I roll a 6, in 7 turns, I win the game. But, after 10 turns of this card being played, I lose.
L BEWD: Oh my God..
Dragoa: So much power..
They all eagerly awaited as the dice was thrown.
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Meanwhile, somewhere..
Zatken: We challenge you four guys to a duel!
MTG: A duel where ANYTHING goes!
Jonosu: And we mean ANYTHING!
Black Magician Girl: So, what are ya waiting for?
Picard: We aren't scared of you perty girls!
BusterBlader30000: Yeah! What he said!
Senbotsu: Your decks are no match for ours!
Reese: I bet they're all just using girly female decks.
Picard: We accept!
Zatken: Okay! Lets go!
Suddenly, Zatken, MTG, Jonosu, and Black Magician Girl got out their guns.
Jonosu: We really meant anything!
IBANGBANG BANGBANGBANGBANG/I
Black Magician Girl: Yay! We win!
---------------------- Interlude ----------------------
There will be a rewrite for in 'The Duel for Dark Angel Chao' for plot purposes. Also, there will be Duelist Info. When someone appears that hasn't been there or had their Duelist Info yet, I will make it. It is to show their deck types, so if they play a crappy card, you wouldn't be saying why is this person playing so-and-so. The duelist info will be like so:
Name: Deck Type:
Oh, and for some of the made-up cards:
Hero of Pie1290 Light/Warrior 3000/3000 ********** Sacrifice 3 monsters with "Pie" in it's name to summon this monster. You may special summon 1 pie monster from your deck, hand, or graveyard to the field when this monster is summoned. The chosen monster cannot be attacked, nor destroyed. If your opponent attacks a monster with "Pie" in it's name, redirect the attack to this monster.
hmmdonutpie 2500/0 Dark/Warrior **** Effect: After this monster attacks, it is automatically destroyed.
flaming scorpion pie Quick Play Magic Increase 1 monster with "Pie" in it's name by 1000 points.
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Episode 12: Instant Win Teams Duel!
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Actually, at the last part of the previous chapter, things got really weird. So, instead, this is how it all went down... It was the four girls; Zatken, MTG, Jonosu, and Black Magician Girl who went into a duel with the four boys; Picard, BusterBlader30000, Senbotsu, and Reese.
Jonosu: We are not to be messed with. For you see, we all have Exodia, and we won them all.
Name: Jonosu Deck Type: Exodia Necros
Picard: So? We all have Ouija Board decks.
Name: Picard Deck Type: Burning Death Message
Zatken: Fine. We'll team duel. And as the leader of the Exodia Pack, I will start. IHa! This sucker doesn't even know that they'll all have to wait 7 turns before they can get 1 Ouija Board letter./I
Name: Zatken Deck Type: Burning Exodia
Picard: Fine. But as the leader of the Ouija Pack, I'll go next.
MTG: This is how the turns will go: Zatken, Picard, Black Magician Girl, Senbotsu, me, BusterBlader30000, Jonosu, Reese.
Name: MTG Deck Type: Defensive Trap Exodia
Zatken: Let's just get this duel going. I will start by setting 1 monster, and 2 magic or traps.
Picard: I set 1 magic or trap and end my turn.
Black Magician Girl: IIt could be a trap. It could be a bluff. It could be the first letter of Death. I kinda doubt that he would be stupid to leave himself open. But, that's why I must attack. /I I will summon Goblin Strike Force, and attack Picard!
Name: Black Magician Girl Deck Type: Offensive Exodia
Picard: Damn. She didn't fall for my bluff. I underestimated her..
Picard- 2700
Senbotsu: Now, it's my turn. Set 3 magic or trap and end my turn.
Name: Senbotsu Deck Type: Speed Ouija Board
MTG: I set 4 magic or traps. Go.
BusterBlader30000: I set 1 magic or trap, then summon Vampiric Cannon Launcher!
Name: BusterBlader30000 Deck Type: Offensive Ouija Board
Vampiric Cannon Launcher 4 Stars 1600/750 Dark/Undead Inflict 500 Direct Damage to your opponent when this monster attacks.
BusterBlader30000: Cannon Launcher, attack Black Magician Girl!
MTG: Flip Waboku and Enchanted Javelin!
BusterBlader30000: Crap. Oh well. I still do 500 damage to Black Magician Girl.
MTG- 6600
Black Magician Girl - 4500
Black Magician Girl: Hah! It barely even phases me.
Senbotsu: But this will. Flip Ouija Board!
Black Magician Girl: I don't see any threat.
Picard: We come prepared. We knew that it would take us several turns to just get 1 letter. That's why I activate my facedown card, Ouija Board Gamble!
Ouija Board Gamble Continuous Trap This card can only be played if Ouija Board is active. Place this card in the field magic card zone when this card is flipped. For each players standby phase, flip a coin. If heads, place one Death Message Letter on the field. If tails, put all Ouija Board pieces that aren't on the field into the bottom of your deck. Then, discard your entire hand , lose 500 lifepoints, discard the top 5 cards from your deck, and your opponent draws 5 cards.
Zatken: Ha! That was a big mistake. To play a card as risky as that was stupid.
Picard: You don't think I had backup?
BusterBlader30000: Chain with Second Coin Flip!
Zatken: Crap!
Jonosu: Don't worry. I have something to take care of that..
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The gun was shot. Blood splattered all over Dark Angel Chao. Phantom6 fell to the ground. Dark Angel Chao saw her old friend, Mr_Showtime88, behind the fallen body.
Name: Dark Angel Chao Deck Type: Instant Win
Mr_Showtime88: Are you okay? I saw you being dragged here by two people.
Name: Mr_Showtime88 Deck Type: Insect
Dark Angel Chao: Oh thank God you came!
Mr_Showtime88: Sit still, I'll try to get these ropes off you.
Labyrinth Tank came out of the shadows.
Name: Labyrinth Tank Deck Type: Thousand Eyes Sacrifice
Mr_Showtime88: You must be one of this guys lackeys.
He motioned to the body as he said those words.
Labyrinth Tank: Heh. You got it mixed up. He works for me. And to get out of here alive, you must duel me!
Mr_Showtime88: Why should I duel you? I have the upper hand.
Mr_Showtime88 raised his gun and pointed it at Labyrinth Tank.
Labyrinth Tank: One sec.
He got out a remote control, which had a red and green button on it. He pressed the green button.
Mr_Showtime88: What's. that.. do?
Suddenly, spikes rose up and trapped him in a prison. It caught him off guard, forcing him to drop his gun. It slid over beside Dark Angel Chao.
Mr_Showtime88: Ah! What the hell is this?
He shouted as more spikes came at him from the floor diagonally, all pointing at him.
Labyrinth Tank: This is a duel of patience. You must duel normally, but you must not get pricked by any of the spikes, you will bleed to death in a matter of minutes.
Mr_Showtime88 didn't dare to move.
Labyrinth Tank: Summon Sonic Bird in defence mode! With this card, I get to take one ritual magic card from my deck. End turn.
Mr_Showtime88: Summon Infectious Beetle Virus!
Infectious Beetle Virus 3 Stars 1200/1000 Earth/Insect Trample Ability.
Mr_Showtime88: I now play Insect Amplifier! Raising my monsters attack by 500 points!
Insect Amplifier Field Magic Increase the attack of all Insect Type monsters by 500 points and decrease their defence by 700 points.
Mr_Showtime88: Attack Beetle Virus!
Labyrinth Tank- 4100
Labyrinth Tank: Meh. That's nothing, for I just drew the card that will lead me to victory!
Mr_Showtime88: I have a good guess of what it is..
Labyrinth Tank: I play Black Illusion Ritual! Sacrifice Sonic Bird for Sacrifice, absorb your monster, and attack you directly!
Mr_Showtime88- 3800
Mr_Showtime88: I draw. Heh. First, I play Harpies Feather Sweep! Making your monster have only 0 attack! Now, summon Fushi no Kumo!
Fushi no Kumo 4 Stars 2150/0 Fire/Insect You may special summon this monster if your opponent has 1 or more monsters on his/her side of the field. This monster cannot attack directly.
Mr_Showtime88: Fushi no Kumo, attack!
The giant spider leaped up in the air, and shot a blast of fire at Sacrifice.
Labyrinth Tank- 1450
Labyrinth Tank: That doesn't matter. For now, I play Raise Dead!
Mr_Showtime88: Crap..
Labyrinth Tank: Get back my Sacrifice. Just in case, set one magic or trap. Now, play Fusion Sage, to get Polymerization from my deck! Then, I summon Versago the Destroyer! And use my Polymerization to fuse Sacrifice and Versago the Destroyer to create my trump card, the Thousand Eyes Sacrifice! I absorb your monster, and I just get it's attack, not effect. Now, I attack you directly!
Mr_Showtime88- 1650
Mr_Showtime88: I'll just summon Neobug and place one card face down and end my turn.
Labyrinth Tank: I play Giant Growth and I attack your monster!
Mr_Showtime88: Heh, you walked right into my trap. Flip Forced Ejection Machine! But since Thousand Eyes Sacrifice is a fusion monster, it goes back to your Fusion Deck!
Labyrinth Tank: Flip Time Machine! Bring back my monster!
Mr_Showtime88: Crap..
Labyrinth Tank: Go.
Mr_Showtime88: Set five magic or traps. Go.
Labyrinth Tank: I play Demon Axe on Thousand Eyes Sacrifice and attack your monster!
Mr_Showtime88: First, I flip A Hero Appears!
Labyrinth Tank: But, you only have one card in your hand..
Mr_Showtime88: Exactly. So, I'll just summon Insect Princess! I now flip DNA Surgery to change the sub-types to insect, and then flip Waboku!
Labyrinth Tank: Damn. Oh well.
Mr_Showtime88: Don't think it ends there! I also flip Darkness Token Festival!
Darkness Token Festival Quick-play Magic Put Oni Tokens (0/0 Dark/Demon face-up defence) in every monster space not filled on the field.
Mr_Showtime88: And since I still have DNA Surgery out, they are all insects! First, play Offerings to the Doomed on your Thousand Eyes Sacrifice! Then, I attack one of the tokens with Insect Princess, making her attack 2900! Go.
Labyrinth Tank: I pass.
Mr_Showtime88: I attack two more counters with Insect Princess and Neobug!
Labyrinth Tank: Damn. I'll just set one monster. Go.
Mr_Showtime88: And now, the last card I play. Activate Meteor Strike!
Labyrinth Tank: NO!
Mr_Showtime88: Attack another token for the win!
Labyrinth Tank: This is unacceptable! I can't lose, I just can't!
Mr_Showtime88: You just did.
Labyrinth Tank: Shut up! You're still trapped in my prison. I should've just done this in the first place.
Labyrinth Tank raised the remote up again. Mr_Showtime88 gasped, causing him to stumble back in fear.
Mr_Showtime88: ****!
He yelled as a rusty metal spike stabbed him in his lower leg, causing blood to gush out. Since the spikes were too close to his body, he couldn't do anything to prevent the blood from flowing out.
Labyrinth Tank: That's just a sample of what your death will feel like!
Suddenly, a gun was shot and Labyrinth Tank's hand had been wounded badly. Another bullet was fired, except it hit Labyrinth Tank in the head. Dark Angel Chao dropped the gun in shock as she saw the gruesome site of what she had caused.
Mr_Showtime88: Augh, hurry! Hit the switch to make these needles go down!
Dark Angel Chao nodded and picked up the remote and inspected it.
Dark Angel Chao: Uh, which button do I press? Do I press the green button or the red button?
Mr_Showtime88: -_- IT'S THE GODDAM RED BUTTON.
Dark Angel Chao: Sorry.
She apologized as quickly pressed the red button, freeing Mr_Showtime88. Dark Angel Chao ran up to him, and bandaged the wound before it became fatal.
Mr_Showtime88: Don't worry, I'll be okay. You go on to the second round; I've got some business to attend to.
He left the warehouse, with Dark Angel Chao following him in secret.
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Back at the 4 versus 1 duel..
The dice rolled, rolled, rolled.. FIVE.
Emperor Pie: Ha! And with that, I choose to summon Tish Pie, hmmdonutpie, and Hero of Pie1290! But, with Hero of Pie1290, I get to summon another pie monster! I choose Demas Pie! I now also play Pie, flaming scorpion pie, and BrownPieSound!
Attacks of the monsters-
Tish Pie- 5500 Hmmdonutpie- 3500 Hero of Pie1290- 5000 The DarkshinePie- 3000 Demas Pie- 2500
Emperor Pie: Along with the activation of Gravitational Pie!
Gravitational Pie Normal Magic For the turn this card is played, send all monsters that don't have Pie in it's name out of the game. At the end phase, the monsters are returned.
Emperor Pie: Attack Yakumo with DarkshinePie!
Yakumo- 0
Emperor Pie: Attack Dragoa with Hero of Pie!
Dragoa- 0
Emperor Pie: Attack Chaos Seacrest with Tish Pie!
Chaos Seacrest- 0
Emperor Pie: Finally, attack Legendary BEWD with Hmmdonutpie and Demas Pie!
Legendary BEWD- 0
Emperor Pie: And now, to kill you and harvest your souls into cards!
They all screamed and shrieked as their souls were being ripped out of their bodies. Then, he heard someone clapping.
???: Well, well, well. Looks like you've really improved from last we met.
Emperor Pie: I've already taken your Millenium Eye, and I'm ready to take your soul too, Mr_Showtime88!
Mr_Showtime88: I've gotten much better, and I'm ready to take you on, with me wagering my soul, you wagering bmy/b Millenium Eye!
Emperor Pie: I accept your challenge.
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/Flashback\
Mr_Showtime88: Now that I've won, I'll be turning you into a card!
Hero of Time1290: What?! That's insane!
Name: Hero of Time1290 Deck Type: Warrior Mr_Showtime88: Sure it is..
Suddenly, there was a bright light coming from Mr_Showtime88's eye.
Mr_Showtime88: This'll go perfectly for my collection.
Then there was a noise he heard a tree branch snap. Mr_Showtime88 walk up and grabbed the person that was hiding behind the tree.
Mr_Showtime88: What are you doing here?
Emperor Pie: N-n-nothing. I didn't see anything.
Name: Emperor Pie Deck Type: Burner/Spellcaster
Mr_Showtime88: That's a lie! Prepare for a Yami no Game you little ****!
They started up the duel disks as they were surrounded by a thick cold-blue fog.
Mr_Showtime88: I'll go first. Summon Poisonous Diamond Worm!
Poisonous Diamond Worm 4 Stars 1400/1400 Any monster that attacks this monster gets destroyed at the end phase of their turn.
Emperor Pie: I play Curtain of Black Magic to summon Black Magician!
Mr_Showtime88: Oh well. It will still die.
Emperor Pie: Not when I summon La Jinn the Mystical Genie of the Lamp along with it!
Mr_Showtime88: Crap..
Emperor Pie: First I attack with La Jinn!
Mr_Showtime88- 4600
Emperor Pie: Now I attack with Black Magician!
Mr_Showtime88- 2100
Emperor Pie: Now play Hinotama! Doing 500 direct damage to your life points!
Mr_Showtime88-1600
Emperor Pie: Your turn.
Mr_Showtime: Play Change of Heart! Then summon Insecticide Wound Opener!
Insecticide Wound Opener 3 Stars 1300/1300 When this monster does damage to your opponents life points, increase the damage this card does by 500 points. You opponent cannot gain life points while this card is on the field.
Mr_Showtime88: Attack Black Magician and Insecticide Wound Opener!
Emperor Pie- 700
Mr_Showtime88: Lastly, set 1 magic or trap card. Go.
Emperor Pie: INo way would he leave himself that vulnerable./I I set 1 monster and set 1 magic or trap. Go.
Mr_Showtime88: Set one monster and end my turn.
Emperor Pie: And now, the end of you! Play Sparks!
Mr_Showtime88: Ha! A measly 200 life points is nothing.
Emperor Pie: But, now, I flip Ceasefire! Flip my effect monster and your effect monster.
Mr_Showtime88: CRAP! How could I lose so easily..?
Mr_Showtime88- 0
Emperor Pie: And now, I'll just be taking your Millenium Eye!
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Episode 13: Emperor Pie- Impossible to Defeat? Pie God?!
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Emperor Pie: And now, I'll just be taking your soul! Set one monster and end my turn!
Mr_Showtime88: Summon Neobug and attack!
Emperor Pie: You attacked FilipinoPieRusher!
FilipinoPieRusher Monster Light/Warrior 0/2500 **** Effect: After this monster is attacked and damage calculations are applied, this card is automatically destroyed.
Mr_Showtime88- 4300
Emperor Pie: My turn again.. Set one monster. Go.
Mr_Showtime88: IHe can't possible have more than one of those FilipinoPieRushers../I Summon Fushi no Kumo! And attack first with Fushi no Kumo!
Emperor Pie: Crimson Pie Mercenary!
Crimson Pie Mercenary Fire/Warrior 0/3000 **** After this monster is sent to the graveyard, decrease your lifepoints by 1000 points.
Mr_Showtime88: Damn..
Mr_Showtime88- 3450
Emperor Pie: Looks like it's back to me! Set one monster and one magic or trap! End turn.
Mr_Showtime88: I'm not gunna fall for that trick again.
Emperor Pie: Oh yes you will! Flip Forceful Pie!
Forceful Pie Trap This card can only be activated on your opponents Standby Phase. Your opponent skips his/her Main Phase 1, and must select a monster to attack one of your monsters.
Mr_Showtime88: Crap.. I choose to select my Fushi no Tori to attack your face-down monster.
Emperor Pie: It was Legendary BEWD Pie (0/2250)!
Mr_Showtime88-3350
Mr_Showtime88: Fine. In my Main Phase 2, I play Tribute to the Doomed! Discard Insect Queen to destroy Crimson Pie Mercenary! Now, play Raise Dead on my Insect Queen (2800/2400)! Go.
Emperor Pie: Summon Yakumo Pie!
Yakumo Pie Monster Earth/Warrior 1000/1000 *** When this card is summoned (excuding special summon) search your deck for 1 card with "Pie" in it's name and place it in your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
Emperor Pie: And I'll choose to take Refreshing Pie! And play it now!
Refreshing Pie Continueus Magic Increase your lifepoints by 1000 points for every card you draw with Pie in it's name.
Mr_Showtime88: But, every card in your deck is a pie card!
Emperor Pie: Exactly! Anyway, I end my turn.
Mr_Showtime88: IDamn, now I really need to get on the offensive../I Summon another Neobug! First, attack Yakumo Pie with Fushi no Kumo!
Emperor Pie- 3850
Mr_Showtime88: Now attack Legendary BEWD with Insect Queen by sacrificing my Fushi no Kumo! Now, attack you with my two Neobugs!
Emperor Pie- 250
Emperor Pie: Nicely done. But, now it's my turn. And the card I just drew has Pie in it's name!
Emperor Pie- 1250
Emperor Pie: And now I play the card I just drew, FlyingBovinePie
FlyingBovinePie Monster * 0/0 Earth/Beast Effect: No monsters may attack for 3 turns after this card is normal summoned. After the three turns, this monster is destroyed.
Mr_Showtime88: Crap! And just when I was making a comeback!
Emperor Pie: Don't ya just hate the irony? All those strong monsters, yet nothing to do with them. Your turn.
Mr_Showtime88: I'll just summon Cave Digging Worm!
Cave Digging Worm 1 Star 500/0 Earth/Insect This monster is not effected by any magic, trap, nor monster effects. This monster may attack your opponent directly.
Mr_Showtime88: So it's safe from your FlyingBovinePie! Now, I attack!
Emperor Pie- 750
Emperor Pie: That's not important, for now it's my turn, and I draw another pie card!
Emperor Pie- 1750
Emperor Pie: And I summon Dragoa Pie (1500/2000)! Go.
Mr_Showtime88: Summon Insecticide Wound Opener! Now, you can't gain life points!
Emperor Pie: Ah, I remember that card. Still didn't save you.
Mr_Showtime88: Well, it's different now! Attack, Cave Digging Worm!
Emperor Pie- 1250
Mr_Showtime88: Your turn.
Emperor Pie: Oh well, looks like I don't get the life point gain. Doesn't matter. I summon Master Epyon Pie! And play Golden Pie Master!
Golden Pie Master Normal Magic Decrease your opponents lifepoints and increase your lifepoints by 200 points per each monster with Pie in it's name on the field.
Mr_Showtime88: Damn.
Emperor Pie- 1850
Mr_Showtime88- 2750
Mr_Showtime88: That won't stop me! I play Offerings of the Doomed on one of my Insect Tokens to be able to summon another Cave Digging Worm! And attack you directly with both!
Emperor Pie- 850
Mr_Showtime88: Next turn, your finished.
Emperor Pie: I don't think so. For I sacrifice my three monsters to summon Hero of Pie1290! And I choose to summon Tish Pie!
Mr_Showtime88: No..
Emperor Pie: Attack your two Cave Digging Worms!
Mr_Showtime88- 0
Emperor Pie: Now, I'll just be taking your soul!
The bright light of Emperor Pie's Millenium Eye shined, almost blinding Mr_Showtime88. Then, Mr_Showtime88 fell to the ground, motionless.
Emperor Pie then took Mr_Showtime88's Locator Card and Soul Card and left.
Dark Angel Chao gasped at the sight from where she stood; in an alley where nobody could see her. When she saw for sure Emperor Pie was gone, she ran up to Mr_Showtime88, and got on her knees.
Dark Angel Chao: ..
She shed some tears over his limp body, then picked him up over her shoulder. He was surprisingly light. She took him home, and laid him on the bed. She made a silent vow to herself, to get him back, no matter what it takes.
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Back to Emperor Pie
Emperor Pie: Ah ha! Myeviltwin!
MMMMMMM Pie: Ah ha! Iamnottheevilone! Youare!
Emperor Pie: OhyeahIforgotbutwhy are we talking like this?
MMMMMMM Pie: Iuno. Anywho, LET'S DUEL!
Emperor Pie: Pie Deck vs. Pie Deck.. This should be interesting..
MMMMMMM Pie: Shaddup and duel! I start by summoning Pie Wielder (1900/0)!
Emperor Pie: Summon Master Epyon Pie!
MMMMMMM Pie: Wait, that's not one of the cards the creator of Duel Monsters custom made for us!
Emperor Pie: Exactly. I duel people for their souls.
MMMMMMM Pie: Ah. Okay! And if I win, I get the family heir! If you lose, you don't get the family heir!
Emperor Pie: How's this; if I win, I get your soul and deck. If you win, you get the heir of the Pie family.
MMMMMMM Pie: Kay!
Emperor Pie: Anyway, I play Flaming Scorpion Pie on my monster! And attack!
MMMMMMM Pie- 4000
Emperor Pie: Your turn.
MMMMMMM Pie- Summon Giant Pie Slammer!
Giant Pie Slammer 3000/0 7 Stars You may special summon this monster to the field if your opponent has 1 or more monsters with Pie in it's name on the field in face-up attack position.
MMMMMMM Pie: Attack Master Epyon Pie!
Emperor Pie- 3900
Emperor Pie: My turn! Play Instant Pie! Summon Hero of Pie1290 to the field! And I'll summon Pie Imitator! First I suicide attack with Pie Imitator! Then attack your Life Points directly with Hero of Pie1290!
MMMMMMM Pie- 1000
Emperor Pie: Set one magic or trap. End turn.
MMMMMMM Pie: Summon Pie Priest!
Pie Priest 1 Star 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked
Emperor Pie: Wait.. That's one of the cards to summon.!
MMMMMMM Pie: That's right. Set one magic or trap. Now, play Instant Pie to special summon Pie Chanter!
Pie Chanter 1 Star 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked
Emperor Pie: Well, I'm not gunna let you continue the ritual! Since I can't attack your monsters, I can attack you directly!
MMMMMMM Pie: Oh no I forgot!
Emperor Pie: Hero of Pie1290, attack!
MMMMMMM Pie: Heh. Flip Pie Ritual!
Pie Ritual Continuous Trap No monsters may attack you directly if you have at least 1 monster with Pie in it's name on your side of the field.
Emperor Pie: Crap! Another piece of the ritual!
MMMMMMM Pie: Now, it's my turn. Summon Pie Sacrifice!
Pie Sacrifice 1 Star 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked
MMMMMMM Pie: Now, I just need 2 more cards to complete it! Play Fetcher of Pie!
Fetcher of Pie Normal Magic Take 1 card with Pie in it's name and add it to your hand.
MMMMMMM Pie: Set one monster. Go.
Emperor Pie: I can do nothing but pass..
MMMMMMM Pie: Flip the monster, Pie Ruler of Death and Life!
Pie Ruler of Death and Life 0/0 Earth/Spellcaster This monster cannot be attacked. Also, when this card is Reverse Summoned, select one card with Pie in it's name and add it to your hand.
MMMMMMM Pie: I choose to take back Fetcher of Pie! Now, play Dagger of Pie!
Emperor Pie: NO!
Dagger of Pie Continuous Magic This card cannot be destroyed.
MMMMMMM Pie: Now, for the unveiling of the strongest monster is Duel Monsters! Summon, GOD OF PIE!
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Episode 14: The God of Pie! 10000 Life Points to 1! Stacked Chicken Deck?!
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Note: Sorry InfernalBEWD14 for stealing your effect for Devil Franken, but I really needed it.
As the Pie Sacrifice lay upon the Pie Ritual alter, the Pie Chanter chanted while the Pie Priest held up his staff. In front of the Pie Priest and Pie Chanter was the Pie Ruler of Death and Life, holding a dagger above the Pie Sacrifice. Then, light shot out of the sacrifice, and all the cards on MMMMMMM Pie's side of the field were destroyed. Then, out of the mist was a monster that was of enormous proportion. It was a pie all black. It was.. The Pie God.
Pie God 10 Stars God/Pie ?/? For every card in your deck, graveyard, on your side of the field, and in your hand, add 1000 attack points to this monster. This monster is not effected by magic, trap, nor monster effects. This monster can attack directly. This monster cannot attack on the turn it is summoned. In your next End Phase, the controller of this card loses the game if you haven't won yet.
Emperor Pie: Oh no..
MMMMMMM Pie: End my turn.
Emperor Pie looked at his next card. It was..
Emperor Pie: O_O YES! Summon Underground Pie!
Underground Pie 1 Star 250/0 Earth/Rock This monster may attack your opponents life points directly
MMMMMMM Pie: Awww, look at that. You're just 750 short of beating me.
Emperor Pie: Not if I play this card! Pie Roulette!
MMMMMMM Pie: ****!
They both were eager to see what the outcome was... - - - - - Ah what the hell. I'll just reveal it to ya now. - - - - - It rolled a 3!
Emperor Pie: I win! Now, to seal you into a card! And because you're so special, I bet you'll be a fine addition to my deck. And I'll take your deck too!
MMMMMMM Pie: NOOOOOOOOOO!
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Meanwhile..
Zatken- 2400 MTG- 6750 Jonosu- 1900 Black Magician Girl- 4300 Picard-5000 BusterBlader30000- 1300 Senbotsu- 350 Reese- 3000
Senbotsu: Now, it's my turn! Activate my face-down Last Turn!
Picard: What the hell are you doing with a Last Turn?! We're the Ouija Board pack, remember?!
Senbotsu: Doesn't matter. For I choose at random... BLACK MAGICIAN GIRL!
Black Magician Girl: Fine. I choose Suijin. You all lose. ^______^
Picard: Okay, Senbotsu, you're out of the group.
Senbotsu: But-
Picard: NO BUTS!
The Ouija Board pack then gave their locator cards to the Exodia pack.
Zatken: We don't want your crappy decks. Keep them for all we care.
Picard: Senbotsu, since you're out of the pack, I guess us three will revert back to the decks that we had before we met you.
Senbotsu: ;_;
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Emperor Pie: If you guys beat me, then I'll give you two of my Locator Cards.
Picard: Sure, why not? What are the rules?
Emperor Pie: You first, then me, then you other people choose who goes after that. If I beat one of you, you all lose.
Picard: Deal. I'll start by setting 2 cards face-down and set one monster. Go.
Emperor Pie: I play Pie Feather Sweep!
Pie Feather Sweep Normal Magic Destroy all your opponents facedown cards on the field.
BusterBlader30000: What the hell?! Pie card?
Emperor Pie: I have a unique deck, custom made. Now, I summon MMMMMMM Pie!
MMMMMMM Pie 1 Star 0/0 Take 3 cards with Pie in their names from your deck to your hand when this card is summoned in face-up attack.
Emperor Pie: I set one card facedown. Go.
Reese: I guess I'm next. Set 3 cards facedown and summon Falcon Knight! Attack MMMMMMM Pie!
Emperor Pie- 4000
Reese: And I attack your life points!
Emperor Pie- 3000
Reese: End turn.
BusterBlader30000: My turn now! Play Angels Gift! Discard two cards, and play Raise Dead on Sanga of the Thunder! Attack!
Emperor Pie- 400
Picard: Back to me again. Set 4 magic or trap.
Emperor Pie: So, I'm assuming you're done? Fine. Summon Pie Chanter! Go.
Reese: Heh. That won't save you. Attack your lifepoints!
Emperor Pie: Flip Pie Ritual! Now, you can't do any damage to me!
Reese: Damn. Go.
BusterBlader30000: I pass.
Picard: Set one monster. Go.
Emperor Pie: Play Refreshing Pie! Now, summon Pie Priest!
Reese: Set 4 magic or traps. End turn.
BusterBlader30000: Set one magic or trap.
Reese: Flip A Hero Appears! Since there's only one card in my hand, I summon Kazejin!
Emperor Pie: I see what your doing. Trying to summon the useless Gate Guardian. Heh, how stupid of you.
Picard: It's not stupid! We'll show you! Set one monster!
Emperor Pie- 1400
Emperor Pie: I'll set one monster. Go.
Reese: Pass.
BusterBlader30000: Pass.
Picard: Good. Now, sacrifice my monsters for Suijin! And now, sacrifice the three monsters for Gate Guardian! End turn!
Emperor Pie: Summon Pie Sacrifice! Now, flip Pie Ruler of Death and Life! Get back MMMMMMM Pie! Now, play Instant Pie, to summon MMMMMMM Pie! Get 3 cards into my hand! Now, play Pie Dagger! To summon PIE GOD!
Picard: Gahh!
BusterBlader30000: What is that?!
Emperor Pie: All I need to do now is what my brother could never do. Win with it! Now, since I can't attack with him this turn, I play Pie Shooter!
Pie Shooter Normal Magic Discard monster with Pie in it's name to the graveyard. Decrease your opponents life points by half the attack of the monster.
Picard/Reese/BusterBlader30000- 0
Emperor Pie: Now, for some new pie cards to add to my collection!
Reese: What?!
They all collapsed on the ground, while Emperor Pie picked up the cards that lay before him.
Emperor Pie: Hah! What losers. I've never seen anyone use a crappy Gate Guardian deck! I'll just have one or two more duels, so I can make my deck stronger, then I'll continue.
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Mas828: Fine. I accept your challenge. I'll start by setting one monster. Go.
Mas828 Barrel Dragon Deck
Emperor Pie: Discard 5 cards from my hand to summon Reese Pie!
Reese Pie 10 Stars 3600/2900 Earth/Demon Discard 5 cards from your hand to special summon this monster. All monster cards on your opponents side of the field are destroyed.
Emperor Pie: Attack Reese Pie!
Mas828- 1400
Emperor Pie: Heh. I must be getting better. Destroying more than half my opponents life points on my first turn. Heh. Your move.
Mas828: Play Raise Dead on my monster, Retrained Elvin Swordsman! Now, set one monster. Set one magic or trap. Go.
Emperor Pie: Play Pie Sneak Attack!
Pie Sneak Attack Normal Magic When this card is played, inflict 250 damage for each card in your opponents hand.
Mas828- 400
Emperor Pie: End turn.
Mas828: Sacrifice my two monsters for Barrel Dragon! Now, chain the summoning of it with Second Coin Flip! Now, I use it's special ability to destroy your Reese Pie!
The coins Barrel Dragon flipped was heads, tails, then..
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Drake: I summon Komori Dragon!
Drake Dragon Deck
Megami: I tribute my two monsters, Hysteric Angel and Dancing Angels for Black Magician!
Megami Angel/Life Point Gain deck
Megami: Attack, WingWeaver!
Drake- 1400
Drake: Now, in my turn, I play Raise Dead on my Lord of Dragons! Now, play Dragon Calling Horn, to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon, and attack! BURST STREAM!
Megami- 5600
Drake: Now I attack you with Lord of Dragons! Megami- 4500
Megami: Good job! But, I'm still gunna beat you! Play Thunder Bolt! Now, activate The Shallow Grave, to get back my WingWeaver in defence mode!
Drake: I choose my Blue Eyes White Dragon, in attack mode.
Megami: And set one magic or trap. Go.
Drake: I attack!
Megami: You rush things too much. And that will be your downfall! Flip Magical Cylinder!
Drake: Counter with 7 Tools of the Bandit!
Megami: Ok. Fine.
Drake- 400 Megami- 4500
Megami: Back to me now. Play Change of Heart!
Drake: NO!
Megami: Attack!
Drake: Flip my own Magical Cylinder!
Megami- 1500
Megami: Fine, have it that way. Summon another Hysteric Angel!
Drake: Crap..
Megami: Tribute both monsters with Hysteric Angel!
Megami- 2500
Megami: Set one magic or trap. Go.
Drake: Summon Baby Dragon and attack!
Megami- 1300
Drake: End turn.
Megami: Summon Shining Angel equipped with Silver Bow and Arrow and Power of Magicians and attack!
Drake: Flip Offerings to the Doomed! But, not on your monster. I choose to send Baby Dragon to the graveyard instead!
Megami: IHe must be crazy!/I Shining Angel, attack!
Drake: Flip Nutrient Z!
Drake- 4000
Megami: Fine. Your turn.
Drake: I set one monster. Go.
Megami: Send WingWeaver and Hysteric Angel out of the game to summon Soul of Purity and Light! Now, tribute them both for Guardian Angel Jeanu! Attack your facedown monster!
Drake: No! My Dragon Dwelling in a Cave!
Megami- 2600
Megami: I'll have mercy on you and not attack with my other monster. Go.
Drake: Damn. Set one monster. Go.
Megami: Set one magic or trap and play Power of Teamwork on my Guardian Angel! Attack!
Drake: Spear Dragon..
Megami- 4500
Drake: IPlease deck.. I need a strong monster to defeat that thing!/I C'mon.! YES! Summon Devil Franken to special summon Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon by sacrificing all but one of my life points! Now, Blue Eyes, attack!
Megami: Flip Waboku!
Drake: NO! All that for nothing..
Megami: Correct! Now, I play Block Attack on your dragon! And attack your dragon!
Drake: Damn. Now you've got so much life points..
Megami- 9000
Drake: I guess I'll switch Devil Franken to defence and set a monster..
Megami: Attack your Devil Franken with Shining Angel! Now, your face down monster with Guardian Angel!
Drake: Spirit Ryu..
Megami- 10000 Drake- 1
Megami: This is so fun! You just keep setting monsters, and I keep gaining life points!
Drake: And I've already used up all my monster removal cards..
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HEADS!
Mas828: Hah! Now, my Barrel Dragon is fully charged!
The Barrel Dragons cannon shot out at Reese Pie, destroying it.
Mas828: Now, I attack you directly!
Emperor Pie- 2400
Emperor Pie: You asshole! I'll get you back for that! And I drew just the card to do so! Play Pie Inside the Greed Pot!
Pie Inside the Greed Pot Normal Magic Draw 5 cards from your deck. Skip your next two Draw Phases.
Emperor Pie: First, play Pie Offerings to the Doomed!
Pie Offerings to the Doomed Quick-Play Magic Destroy one monster on your opponents side of the field. This card cannot be negated in any way. Skip your next Draw Phase.
Emperor Pie: Summon Yakumo Pie and attack!
Mas828- 0
Mas828: Damn! Lost again.
Emperor Pie: I'll be taking your soul now!
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Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Why would anyone have Niwatori in their deck?
Osiris_Sky_Dragon Osiris (w/o Osiris) Deck
I_Like_Chicken: Because, for I have a stacked deck! Containing all Niwatori cards!
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Riiiight. Anyway, I'll summon Warrior of Osiris!
Warrior of Osiris 4 Stars 1500/1500 Wind/Warrior For every card in your deck and hand, add 25 attack points to this monster.
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Now my Warrior of Osiris is at 2500 attack points! Attack, my Warrior!
I_Like_Chicken- 3400
I_Like_Chicken: I know my Niwatoris have a super special effect! And when the time comes, it'll activate, taking you and your life points!
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: _ Anyway, I play Curse of Osiris!
Curse of Osiris Normal Magic For every card in your hand, do 100 points of direct damage to your opponent.
I_Like_Chicken- 3000
I_Like_Chicken: My turn now! Summon Niwatori!
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: IMan! Is this guy ever delusional!/I Summon Helper of Osiris!
Helper of Osiris 3 Stars 1000/1000 Wind/Spellcaster Increase the attack of all monsters with "Osiris" in it's name by 200 points per card in your hand.
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Now, play Sword of Osiris!
Sword of Osiris Continuous Magic Increase the attack of all monsters with "Osiris" in it's name by 150 points per card in your hand.
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Attack Helper of Osiris and Warrior of Osiris!
I_Like_Chicken-0
I_Like_Chicken: What?! Aww, and my Niwatoris didn't even get to use their special ability! Wait, why is my Duel Disk glowing like that?! Oh my God! It says I'm at a million life points!
Osiris_Sky_Dragon: Uhh, you're sure that's not just a glit-
Suddenly, his duel disk exploded.
I_Like_Chicken: AW CRAP! Well, here's my Locator Card. Hope you do good in the tournament. Or, at least better than I did.
