Asuka02RedEva
Serenitymoon@lycos.com
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi Oh! Or any of the characters used in this story.
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Isis had finally fallen asleep. What a night it had been. First, Anzu went skitzo on her. Then, she had to endure the noises Anzu was making; one could only take "...Yami...me too..." followed by giggling, so many times before losing it completely.
But now she was finally asleep and drifting into a great dream...
"I want you to want me! I need you to need me! I love you to love me..."
Isis slowly opened an eye to find Anzu dancing around with her hairbrush, singing; the radio going full blast.
"Didn't I? Didn't I? Didn't I? See you cryin'? Oh, didn't I see you CRYIN'?!"
Isis sweatdropped...
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You couldn't be any closer to the truth...your singing, my dear, is enough to make anyone cry. Wait, she seems to be dressed up...
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Realization then dawned on Isis as she heard the doorbell ring...
Anzu smiled down at Isis, "Yami's here! You better get dressed," she stated before bolting out her bedroom door and down the stairs.
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Why that sneaky little...down Isis... Now, I am sure that I look just fine and...oh Ra! My hair! I forgot!
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Anzu opened the front door and greeted Yami...she seemed a bit more happier than usual.
"Good morning, Yami!" she stated in a sing-song voice.
"Good morning, Anzu," he replied, sweatdropping, "Everything alright?"
"Everything is FINE," she answered, smiling away.
"And Isis? Is she ready to go?"
"Oh, I believe Isis is MORE than ready to go."
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My clothes! Where are my clothes?! ...I'm calm...Where the hell did she put my change of clothes?!
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Yami waited downstairs; patiently sitting on the living room couch. Anzu sat next to him smiling like a Cheshire cat.
Yami sweatdropped, feeling that Isis was taking quite a while to get ready. Perhaps it was because she was female?
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I wonder what could be keeping Isis? And why does Anzu look so happy? ...I believe I should stick to something I understand; for example: dueling. Females are a little too complex for me...
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Isis ran around Anzu's room looking for her clothing. She sweatdropped, when she found a note:
"I washed your clothes Isis. Feel free to wear the clothes layed out on my bed. Tee Hee. =^.^= ~Anzu~
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Tee...Hee...MY ass! Just what in the name of Ra does one call THIS????
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Yami looked at the clock in the living room; five minutes had past. He sweatdropped, five minutes alright, and was it him or was Anzu closer to him than she was five minutes ago?
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Finally, Isis emerged from Anzu's bedroom and walked down the stairs very slowly; cursing under her breath.
Yami hopped up and off of the couch; when he saw Isis turn the corner and into the living room.
"...Good...," his sweatdrop grew, "...Morn...ing???"
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What...the...hell...is...she...wearing???? Quick! Close your mouth! Smile...not THAT much! ...That's a little better...
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Anzu smiled cutely behind Yami. "Oh, Isis! I'm SO glad that the outfit fits you," she stated, trying to sound quite sincere.
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Oh, I'm sure you are. Funny, my Millennium Tauk told me otherwise a few minutes ago...
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Isis stood in front of Yami and Anzu, sweatdropping. Her hair was back to normal, a plus. However, what she was wearing...was not.
She stood before them wearing a jean jumper (you know the one's your mom's made you wear when you were in kindergarten? Lil sleeveless dress where you wore a shirt underneath? ...Oh yeah...buttons included).
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Oh just shoot me now, Ra. I do not know whether my Pharaoh is going to pass out or run first chance he gets? He may run and then pass out right before he makes it to the door. Anzu, you are a VERY evil woman.
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"Are you ready to leave now, Isis?" Yami asked trying hard to keep a straight face.
Isis blinked and then nodded. "As you wish; shall we go to my apartment first my Pharaoh?"
"Yes, I will help you collect some of your belongings," replied Yami.
"Good," Isis began, a sigh of relief escaping, at the thought of being able to wear her own clothes once more, "We have much to talk about along the way, Yami."
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For starters, there is no way in hell I am going to stay another night with Anzu. So we shall now say "Good bye, Anzu. Good bye."
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"Shall we be off then?" asked Yami heading for the door.
Isis opened her mouth to reply and found it quite odd that the reply sure sounded a lot like Anzu's voice...
"I've got my purse and my cell phone so we can go, Yami," Anzu informed them.
Isis sweatdropped, walking past Yami (who was also sweatdropping), as he held the door open for them.
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...Ra give me strength...Give me the strength not to murder this girl, next time she falls asleep...
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As the three walked down the street, Yami decided to cut through the tension...
"Isis, tell me, how did your night go at Anzu's house?"
Isis, who had been walking next to Yami was about to reply when Anzu wedged herself in between them.
"We had a GREAT time, didn't we Isis?"
Isis looked less than impressed, now forced to walk along side of Anzu.
"...Words cannot begin to describe the night..."
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I must say, I have never seen Anzu act this way before. Why does she feel she must answer for Isis? ...Great, yet ANOTHER thing that puzzles me about modern women. Is Isis chanting a prayer to Ra???
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Please Ra, take this girl away... No, no, I wish for no harm to come to her...maybe I could wish for a slight distraction???
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Before she had the time to make a couple suggestions, her prayers had been answered.
"Yuug! Anzu! Wait up!" came a voice.
Yami sighed and sweatdropped. Would Jou EVER get it???
Anzu's plastered grin disappeared, SOMEONE had interrupted her "Yami time."
Isis, however, was practically doing flips inside. And who said praying doesn't work? Well, she WAS happy...
"Hey Yuug! ...Whoa!" he exclaimed, as he snagged Yami and whispered, "You got a girl friend??? I saw you earlier at the..."
Before he could finish Anzu had stomped down on his foot. Yami and Isis did NOT need to know that the "squirrels" had actually been them spying.
Jou let out an "OW!"
...Right in Yami's ear...
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Ack! Stupid mortal! It's bad enough I'm dead, but you have to deafen me too?! ...Wait, that could have some advantages. One, I would never EVER again have to listen to Jou. Two, wouldn't have to listen to Kaiba bitch about everything, and how EVERYTHING is MY fault; Ra, I could be out of the country and if Kaiba's stock fell it would STILL be my fault. The only bad thing would be that I wouldn't be able to hear my Aibou. Yeah that would be cute: "Yami, some guy wants to duel you!" "What???? Speak up, Aibou." "SOME. GUY. WANTS. TO. DUEL. YOU!" "Oh! Well why didn't you just say so?!" and then... "YAMI! HE JUST CALLED YOU A FAKE!" "No, I don't feel like cake!" "No! A FAKE! HE CALLED YOU A FAKE!" "...If I don't want cake why in hell would I want to go to the lake???" ...Yup, better keep my hearing...
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Yami had his hand on the side of his head, his ear ringing.
"Hey! What did you do that f..."
"SO Jounoucchi! Looks like you were heading to see someone?" Anzu cut in quickly.
"I was on my way to the game shop to see Grandpa Mutou. He told me he got some new cards in," explained Jou, still a little annoyed.
"Well, we wouldn't want to keep him waiting, now would we?" asked Anzu, already behind Jou and pushing him forwards.
Jou blinked, "We?"
Anzu rolled her eyes, "Yes, We," she turned around slowly, "Yami and Isis and...me????" to find them gone...
"Hey! Yami was here???" asked Jou looking confused, "I only saw Yuug...huh, I never see Yami..."
Anzu sweatdropped...
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Two blocks away...
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"Isis, why are we running?" asked Yami, keeping up with her.
"No reason, I am merely anxious to change out of this...thing..."
Yami sweatdropped, he couldn't agree more with her; he was just thankful he would never have to be seen wearing something like that. Hell, he would never hear the end of it from Kaiba.
"But...wasn't it rude to leave Anzu behind?"
"My Pharaoh, it would have been rude of us to have interrupted her conversation with Jounoucchi."
Isis would get no arguments there. Plus the less time spent with Jou meant fewer brains cells would have to be sacrificed...and we all know that a dead, partially deaf, and brainless Pharaoh was not a good Pharaoh to have.
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As Yami and Isis stepped out of the elevator in the apartment building, Yami walked ahead of her, in case of Malik or his rare hunters being around.
Yami slowly opened the apartment door and entered cautiously.
"It seems to be safe," he called to Isis after taking a good look around.
Isis entered behind him and headed toward her bedroom to collect her belongings.
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I do not believe that Malik would attack his own sister once more. Not when he is aware of the fact that I am working with the Pharaoh. However, to please my Pharaoh, I shall leave. Perhaps, after spending more time with him, I can convince him to help save my brother...
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When she walked out of her room with her suitcase in hand, she was alarmed to come face to face with her Pharaoh.
"Yami," she began, obviously surprised, "You startled me, I did not expect you to be..." she trailed off noticing a piece of paper in his hand. "What is it?"
Yami held out the paper to her; she took it and read the note:
Pharaoh,
Do not believe that I have given up on taking the Millennium Puzzle or your life from you. You will never know where I am or when I shall send word of my whereabouts. Know, this though, I am watching you.
~Malik~
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...Malik...what on earth could you be plotting now? And how will I ever convince the Pharaoh to help me? It's kind of hard to get someone who is deader than a doornail to help you save your own brother.
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"...What will you do now, my Pharaoh?" she asked him, handing the paper back.
"You and I must have a serious conversation, Isis. I feel there is something you are keeping from me."
"Allow me to stay with you and your host and I shall tell you everything."
Yami blinked and sweatdropped. "Excuse me?" he asked, wondering how the topic came up."
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/Ack! Grandpa isn't going to like this! He hates it when I have Jou spend the night so I don't think he's going to like having Isis live with us!/
//Aibou, Jounoucchi is...//
/Is what?/
//Uh...unique...and Isis is female...so I see your Grandfather having no problems with her staying with us.//
/...Uh, Yami?/
//Hai, Aibou?//
/...You lost me.../
//......Just trust me....//
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"Please, Yami? You will not even know I am there, I promise."
"...You don't know what you're getting yourself into..."
"I can handle it."
"...You say that now..."
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Nothing can be worse than staying with a crazy girl like Anzu...
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...Ra, this is going to be interesting...the old man will let her stay alright...hentai...
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"So as you can see sir, I have no where else to stay and Ya...Uh, your grandson has told me that you have an extra room upstairs, currently not in use."
"Oh! Oh! How sad! Of COURSE you can stay with me!"
Yami cleared his throat and gave the old man THE look.
"...I mean US!" exclaimed the old man, with hearts in his eyes. 'She's SO kawaii!' he thought.
Yami sweatdropped, well wasn't this great? His Aibou would stumble across his Grandpa's dead body in the morning. Maybe he could get it to the dumpster before Yuugi woke up??? ...No, too messy...and the neighbors might be smarter than they look...the other incidents might have just been a cover up...
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Neighbors sitting on their porch...
"What'cha doin'???"
"...Taking out the trash..." replied Yami, bag of trash in his hand (never knew why he got stuck with that chore...maybe because trash bag is bigger than his Aibou?).
"Well Gee wiz! He got trash too! But ain't got no place to put it!"
"..." he sweatdropped, "...How about a TRASH can???"
"Well, Ma! We gots ourselves a genius next door! Now we knows where to put that them there trash that's been piling up for years in our house!"
...Or the time before...when Jou had this stupid idea to go fishing and Yami somehow got stuck carrying the nasty bucket of smelly fish home...
Neighbors cooking hamburgers on the grill...
"You catch all them there fish?"
"...Nope...," began Yami walking past them, "Talked them into giving up..."
Neighbors: O_O!!! WOW!!!
"Wow! Ma! I gotta try that!"
As Yami walked up the steps to the front door he rolled his eyes...
"...Here's your sign..."
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/Yami?/
//Hai, Aibou?//
/Isis isn't staying in OUR room is she????/
//No Aibou, I already saw to that. She will stay in the spare bedroom.//
/Phew...for a minute there I thought she was going to stay with us.../
//No need to be embarrassed, Aibou.//
/I am not embarrassed./
//If you say so.//
/I'm NOT./
//Alright...//
/Honest!/
//Okay.//
/...Really.../
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Later that night after Isis was settled in and Yami was wishing her a good night's sleep; he closed the door slowly to the guest room to find the old man standing right in front of him.
"Yes?" Yami asked, arching an eyebrow.
"I came to give our guest some cookies and milk..." stated Grandpa.
"Minus the cookies and milk?"
"...Uh..." he laughed nervously, "Well, I guess I forgot them downstairs."
"Isis is asleep at the moment, so you can run along to your bedroom now."
"I could always leave the cookies on the night stand incase she gets hungry later."
"I think not old man."
"Yuugi, don't speak to your Grandpa that way."
"One, you are NOT my Grandpa; two, you had best leave her alone old man, or else, and three, run along to bed now." Yami explained with a smirk.
"Ack! You're not Yuugi...you're..." he trailed of his eyes falling on the puzzle, "EVIL!!!!" he yelled pointing, "Evil has my grandson!!!"
Yami watched as the old man ran into his room, slammed and locked the door shut...
/...Nice, Yami...real...nice.../
//...It couldn't have been helped...Good night, Aibou.//
Yuugi walked into his room sweatdropping...
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Somewhere in Domino...
"Anzu, I want to go home!" whined Jou, "It's cold and I'm hungry!"
Anzu sweatdropped, having searched the entire city for Yami and Isis.
"Fine...I'll just have to look again tomorrow," stated Anzu with a sigh.
"Why didn't you just check the game shop?" asked Jou, as they walked home.
Anzu sweatdropped even more, she hadn't even thought of that! ....*SMACK*...
"OW!" Jou rubbed the spot on his head where Anzu had hit him with her purse. "What did I say?"
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That's it sorry it's a short chapter. 2 more chapters to go and that's the end ~~review please~~^.^ Ja ne
Serenitymoon@lycos.com
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi Oh! Or any of the characters used in this story.
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Isis had finally fallen asleep. What a night it had been. First, Anzu went skitzo on her. Then, she had to endure the noises Anzu was making; one could only take "...Yami...me too..." followed by giggling, so many times before losing it completely.
But now she was finally asleep and drifting into a great dream...
"I want you to want me! I need you to need me! I love you to love me..."
Isis slowly opened an eye to find Anzu dancing around with her hairbrush, singing; the radio going full blast.
"Didn't I? Didn't I? Didn't I? See you cryin'? Oh, didn't I see you CRYIN'?!"
Isis sweatdropped...
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You couldn't be any closer to the truth...your singing, my dear, is enough to make anyone cry. Wait, she seems to be dressed up...
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Realization then dawned on Isis as she heard the doorbell ring...
Anzu smiled down at Isis, "Yami's here! You better get dressed," she stated before bolting out her bedroom door and down the stairs.
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Why that sneaky little...down Isis... Now, I am sure that I look just fine and...oh Ra! My hair! I forgot!
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Anzu opened the front door and greeted Yami...she seemed a bit more happier than usual.
"Good morning, Yami!" she stated in a sing-song voice.
"Good morning, Anzu," he replied, sweatdropping, "Everything alright?"
"Everything is FINE," she answered, smiling away.
"And Isis? Is she ready to go?"
"Oh, I believe Isis is MORE than ready to go."
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My clothes! Where are my clothes?! ...I'm calm...Where the hell did she put my change of clothes?!
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Yami waited downstairs; patiently sitting on the living room couch. Anzu sat next to him smiling like a Cheshire cat.
Yami sweatdropped, feeling that Isis was taking quite a while to get ready. Perhaps it was because she was female?
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I wonder what could be keeping Isis? And why does Anzu look so happy? ...I believe I should stick to something I understand; for example: dueling. Females are a little too complex for me...
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Isis ran around Anzu's room looking for her clothing. She sweatdropped, when she found a note:
"I washed your clothes Isis. Feel free to wear the clothes layed out on my bed. Tee Hee. =^.^= ~Anzu~
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Tee...Hee...MY ass! Just what in the name of Ra does one call THIS????
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Yami looked at the clock in the living room; five minutes had past. He sweatdropped, five minutes alright, and was it him or was Anzu closer to him than she was five minutes ago?
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Finally, Isis emerged from Anzu's bedroom and walked down the stairs very slowly; cursing under her breath.
Yami hopped up and off of the couch; when he saw Isis turn the corner and into the living room.
"...Good...," his sweatdrop grew, "...Morn...ing???"
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What...the...hell...is...she...wearing???? Quick! Close your mouth! Smile...not THAT much! ...That's a little better...
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Anzu smiled cutely behind Yami. "Oh, Isis! I'm SO glad that the outfit fits you," she stated, trying to sound quite sincere.
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Oh, I'm sure you are. Funny, my Millennium Tauk told me otherwise a few minutes ago...
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Isis stood in front of Yami and Anzu, sweatdropping. Her hair was back to normal, a plus. However, what she was wearing...was not.
She stood before them wearing a jean jumper (you know the one's your mom's made you wear when you were in kindergarten? Lil sleeveless dress where you wore a shirt underneath? ...Oh yeah...buttons included).
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Oh just shoot me now, Ra. I do not know whether my Pharaoh is going to pass out or run first chance he gets? He may run and then pass out right before he makes it to the door. Anzu, you are a VERY evil woman.
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"Are you ready to leave now, Isis?" Yami asked trying hard to keep a straight face.
Isis blinked and then nodded. "As you wish; shall we go to my apartment first my Pharaoh?"
"Yes, I will help you collect some of your belongings," replied Yami.
"Good," Isis began, a sigh of relief escaping, at the thought of being able to wear her own clothes once more, "We have much to talk about along the way, Yami."
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For starters, there is no way in hell I am going to stay another night with Anzu. So we shall now say "Good bye, Anzu. Good bye."
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"Shall we be off then?" asked Yami heading for the door.
Isis opened her mouth to reply and found it quite odd that the reply sure sounded a lot like Anzu's voice...
"I've got my purse and my cell phone so we can go, Yami," Anzu informed them.
Isis sweatdropped, walking past Yami (who was also sweatdropping), as he held the door open for them.
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...Ra give me strength...Give me the strength not to murder this girl, next time she falls asleep...
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As the three walked down the street, Yami decided to cut through the tension...
"Isis, tell me, how did your night go at Anzu's house?"
Isis, who had been walking next to Yami was about to reply when Anzu wedged herself in between them.
"We had a GREAT time, didn't we Isis?"
Isis looked less than impressed, now forced to walk along side of Anzu.
"...Words cannot begin to describe the night..."
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I must say, I have never seen Anzu act this way before. Why does she feel she must answer for Isis? ...Great, yet ANOTHER thing that puzzles me about modern women. Is Isis chanting a prayer to Ra???
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Please Ra, take this girl away... No, no, I wish for no harm to come to her...maybe I could wish for a slight distraction???
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Before she had the time to make a couple suggestions, her prayers had been answered.
"Yuug! Anzu! Wait up!" came a voice.
Yami sighed and sweatdropped. Would Jou EVER get it???
Anzu's plastered grin disappeared, SOMEONE had interrupted her "Yami time."
Isis, however, was practically doing flips inside. And who said praying doesn't work? Well, she WAS happy...
"Hey Yuug! ...Whoa!" he exclaimed, as he snagged Yami and whispered, "You got a girl friend??? I saw you earlier at the..."
Before he could finish Anzu had stomped down on his foot. Yami and Isis did NOT need to know that the "squirrels" had actually been them spying.
Jou let out an "OW!"
...Right in Yami's ear...
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Ack! Stupid mortal! It's bad enough I'm dead, but you have to deafen me too?! ...Wait, that could have some advantages. One, I would never EVER again have to listen to Jou. Two, wouldn't have to listen to Kaiba bitch about everything, and how EVERYTHING is MY fault; Ra, I could be out of the country and if Kaiba's stock fell it would STILL be my fault. The only bad thing would be that I wouldn't be able to hear my Aibou. Yeah that would be cute: "Yami, some guy wants to duel you!" "What???? Speak up, Aibou." "SOME. GUY. WANTS. TO. DUEL. YOU!" "Oh! Well why didn't you just say so?!" and then... "YAMI! HE JUST CALLED YOU A FAKE!" "No, I don't feel like cake!" "No! A FAKE! HE CALLED YOU A FAKE!" "...If I don't want cake why in hell would I want to go to the lake???" ...Yup, better keep my hearing...
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Yami had his hand on the side of his head, his ear ringing.
"Hey! What did you do that f..."
"SO Jounoucchi! Looks like you were heading to see someone?" Anzu cut in quickly.
"I was on my way to the game shop to see Grandpa Mutou. He told me he got some new cards in," explained Jou, still a little annoyed.
"Well, we wouldn't want to keep him waiting, now would we?" asked Anzu, already behind Jou and pushing him forwards.
Jou blinked, "We?"
Anzu rolled her eyes, "Yes, We," she turned around slowly, "Yami and Isis and...me????" to find them gone...
"Hey! Yami was here???" asked Jou looking confused, "I only saw Yuug...huh, I never see Yami..."
Anzu sweatdropped...
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Two blocks away...
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"Isis, why are we running?" asked Yami, keeping up with her.
"No reason, I am merely anxious to change out of this...thing..."
Yami sweatdropped, he couldn't agree more with her; he was just thankful he would never have to be seen wearing something like that. Hell, he would never hear the end of it from Kaiba.
"But...wasn't it rude to leave Anzu behind?"
"My Pharaoh, it would have been rude of us to have interrupted her conversation with Jounoucchi."
Isis would get no arguments there. Plus the less time spent with Jou meant fewer brains cells would have to be sacrificed...and we all know that a dead, partially deaf, and brainless Pharaoh was not a good Pharaoh to have.
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As Yami and Isis stepped out of the elevator in the apartment building, Yami walked ahead of her, in case of Malik or his rare hunters being around.
Yami slowly opened the apartment door and entered cautiously.
"It seems to be safe," he called to Isis after taking a good look around.
Isis entered behind him and headed toward her bedroom to collect her belongings.
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I do not believe that Malik would attack his own sister once more. Not when he is aware of the fact that I am working with the Pharaoh. However, to please my Pharaoh, I shall leave. Perhaps, after spending more time with him, I can convince him to help save my brother...
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When she walked out of her room with her suitcase in hand, she was alarmed to come face to face with her Pharaoh.
"Yami," she began, obviously surprised, "You startled me, I did not expect you to be..." she trailed off noticing a piece of paper in his hand. "What is it?"
Yami held out the paper to her; she took it and read the note:
Pharaoh,
Do not believe that I have given up on taking the Millennium Puzzle or your life from you. You will never know where I am or when I shall send word of my whereabouts. Know, this though, I am watching you.
~Malik~
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...Malik...what on earth could you be plotting now? And how will I ever convince the Pharaoh to help me? It's kind of hard to get someone who is deader than a doornail to help you save your own brother.
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"...What will you do now, my Pharaoh?" she asked him, handing the paper back.
"You and I must have a serious conversation, Isis. I feel there is something you are keeping from me."
"Allow me to stay with you and your host and I shall tell you everything."
Yami blinked and sweatdropped. "Excuse me?" he asked, wondering how the topic came up."
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/Ack! Grandpa isn't going to like this! He hates it when I have Jou spend the night so I don't think he's going to like having Isis live with us!/
//Aibou, Jounoucchi is...//
/Is what?/
//Uh...unique...and Isis is female...so I see your Grandfather having no problems with her staying with us.//
/...Uh, Yami?/
//Hai, Aibou?//
/...You lost me.../
//......Just trust me....//
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"Please, Yami? You will not even know I am there, I promise."
"...You don't know what you're getting yourself into..."
"I can handle it."
"...You say that now..."
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Nothing can be worse than staying with a crazy girl like Anzu...
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...Ra, this is going to be interesting...the old man will let her stay alright...hentai...
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"So as you can see sir, I have no where else to stay and Ya...Uh, your grandson has told me that you have an extra room upstairs, currently not in use."
"Oh! Oh! How sad! Of COURSE you can stay with me!"
Yami cleared his throat and gave the old man THE look.
"...I mean US!" exclaimed the old man, with hearts in his eyes. 'She's SO kawaii!' he thought.
Yami sweatdropped, well wasn't this great? His Aibou would stumble across his Grandpa's dead body in the morning. Maybe he could get it to the dumpster before Yuugi woke up??? ...No, too messy...and the neighbors might be smarter than they look...the other incidents might have just been a cover up...
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Neighbors sitting on their porch...
"What'cha doin'???"
"...Taking out the trash..." replied Yami, bag of trash in his hand (never knew why he got stuck with that chore...maybe because trash bag is bigger than his Aibou?).
"Well Gee wiz! He got trash too! But ain't got no place to put it!"
"..." he sweatdropped, "...How about a TRASH can???"
"Well, Ma! We gots ourselves a genius next door! Now we knows where to put that them there trash that's been piling up for years in our house!"
...Or the time before...when Jou had this stupid idea to go fishing and Yami somehow got stuck carrying the nasty bucket of smelly fish home...
Neighbors cooking hamburgers on the grill...
"You catch all them there fish?"
"...Nope...," began Yami walking past them, "Talked them into giving up..."
Neighbors: O_O!!! WOW!!!
"Wow! Ma! I gotta try that!"
As Yami walked up the steps to the front door he rolled his eyes...
"...Here's your sign..."
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/Yami?/
//Hai, Aibou?//
/Isis isn't staying in OUR room is she????/
//No Aibou, I already saw to that. She will stay in the spare bedroom.//
/Phew...for a minute there I thought she was going to stay with us.../
//No need to be embarrassed, Aibou.//
/I am not embarrassed./
//If you say so.//
/I'm NOT./
//Alright...//
/Honest!/
//Okay.//
/...Really.../
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Later that night after Isis was settled in and Yami was wishing her a good night's sleep; he closed the door slowly to the guest room to find the old man standing right in front of him.
"Yes?" Yami asked, arching an eyebrow.
"I came to give our guest some cookies and milk..." stated Grandpa.
"Minus the cookies and milk?"
"...Uh..." he laughed nervously, "Well, I guess I forgot them downstairs."
"Isis is asleep at the moment, so you can run along to your bedroom now."
"I could always leave the cookies on the night stand incase she gets hungry later."
"I think not old man."
"Yuugi, don't speak to your Grandpa that way."
"One, you are NOT my Grandpa; two, you had best leave her alone old man, or else, and three, run along to bed now." Yami explained with a smirk.
"Ack! You're not Yuugi...you're..." he trailed of his eyes falling on the puzzle, "EVIL!!!!" he yelled pointing, "Evil has my grandson!!!"
Yami watched as the old man ran into his room, slammed and locked the door shut...
/...Nice, Yami...real...nice.../
//...It couldn't have been helped...Good night, Aibou.//
Yuugi walked into his room sweatdropping...
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Somewhere in Domino...
"Anzu, I want to go home!" whined Jou, "It's cold and I'm hungry!"
Anzu sweatdropped, having searched the entire city for Yami and Isis.
"Fine...I'll just have to look again tomorrow," stated Anzu with a sigh.
"Why didn't you just check the game shop?" asked Jou, as they walked home.
Anzu sweatdropped even more, she hadn't even thought of that! ....*SMACK*...
"OW!" Jou rubbed the spot on his head where Anzu had hit him with her purse. "What did I say?"
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That's it sorry it's a short chapter. 2 more chapters to go and that's the end ~~review please~~^.^ Ja ne
