The Day Knights of Round Went Wrong
Chapter 2
After our heroes got out of the ocean, they started to search for the holy grail. Little do they know about the dangers ahead. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cloud: So Mr. Arthur, got a clue where this holy grail might be?
Arthur: I have no idea
Sephsama4444's Voice: (echoing eerily) You shall never find it
Cloud: Will too!
Sephsama4444's Voice: Will not!
Cloud: Will too!
Sephsama4444's Voice: Will not!
Cloud: Will too!
Sephsama4444's Voice: Will not!
Cloud: Will too!
Sephsama4444's Voice: Will not!
Cloud: Will too!
Sephsama4444's Voice: Will not!
Cloud: Will too!
Sephsama4444's Voice: Will not!
Red XIII: Cloud, just ignore him.
After an hour or so, they reach a castle
Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. My men and I seek food and shelter for a night!
Guy1: (at top of castle) This castle is of the French! We will not welcome you here!
Guy2: (looks down from castle) You stupid bitches! You don't even have horses!
Guy3: (also looking down) Are those coconuts?
Sir Galahad: (sarcastically) No they're South American pigeons.
Very Idiotic Guy: Really?
Cloud: No shit Sherlock!
Very Idiotic Guy: My name isn't Sherlock it's-
Sir Bedemir: Who cares what your name is, all we know is that the earth is banana-shaped.
After several hours of very stupid arguing, our heroes finally decide to leave.
Sir Robin: (whimpering) i-i-i-i-i-t-t-t-t'ssssss so d-d-d-d-d-dark! Lets q- q-q-q-q-quickly f-f-f-find a place to sleep!
Sir Galahad: Hey! Someone pinched my ass!
Cloud: Uhh.... I thought you were er. Aeris?
Hologram of Sephiroth: Well Cloud, you've finally proven that you are gay.
Aeris: (giggling)
Arthur: No nonsense friends, we must find a place to rest
A while later.......
Arthur: Here we are. I guess this place will have to do
Red XIII: I have a tent with me, who will use it?
Aeris: I will! I'm going to set it up by the hot spring over there so I can bathe. And no peeking!
A few minutes later, Aeris had set up her tent and the others used moss for makeshift beds.
Aeris: (goes into tent and starts undressing)
Cloud: (peeking at her silhouette from a bush with drool coming out of his mouth :p) RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: (from inside tent) I told you not to peek! (summons phoenix which blows fire at Cloud's ass @_@)
Cloud: (running around holding his ass) HELP!!!! MY BUTTS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud rushes into Aeris's tent and jumps into the spring, which was DEFINITELY A BAD IDEA!!! A second later, the rest of the people hear a loud slap, a bash from a metal staff, a certain exSOLDIER yelping in pain and Aeris shouting "CLOUD YOU PERVERT WHY DID YOU TRY TO GROPE ME???" Cloud comes running out of the tent with a bump on his head and a red handprint across his face. "Damn she hits hard!" Everybody sighs.
That night, everybody is asleep. except for Sir Robin, who is hugging a teddy bear in a death grip and whimpering. He suddenly sees two red glows and strange noises. "AHHHHHH!!!!!! red eyes!!!!!"
Sir Galahad: (mumbling in sleep) Damn yu- gay -hoe cards scaring Sir Robin. Go to sleep you wuss!
Sir Robin: But there are two red glowy things and strange noises
Cloud: Oh sorry, it was just me practicing summon materias
Aeris: (suddenly wakes up and casts sleep on cloud and Sir Robin) We should all benefit from that. I was trying to get some beauty sleep! Next morning.
After everybody woke and Aeris bathed, they headed out. After a while of traveling and listening to coconut-clip-clopping, they reach a town.
Red XIII: Just like any other town I've seen before
Right after he says that, the chanting monks with the boards start parading about.
(chant) (chant) (chant)
(whacks their own head with board)
(chant) (chant) (chant)
(whacks their own head with board)
(chant) (chant) (chant)
(whacks their own head with board)
(chant) (chant) (chant)
(whacks their own head with board)
Cloud: Uh.
Red XIII: Okay then. I take back what I said.
Sephsama4444: So how was that? A bit cheesy and dumb, but hey!
Sephiroth: Hey! I wasn't in this chapter! I thought I was your favorite character!
Sephsama4444: You are. And don't forget the hologram part.
Sephiroth: Oh well.
Sephsama4444: Don't worry Sephiroth, I'll give you a better part sometime. And before I forget, FF7 is the copyright of Squaresoft. Don't wanna get sued ya know?
Sephsama4444~~~~
Chapter 2
After our heroes got out of the ocean, they started to search for the holy grail. Little do they know about the dangers ahead. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cloud: So Mr. Arthur, got a clue where this holy grail might be?
Arthur: I have no idea
Sephsama4444's Voice: (echoing eerily) You shall never find it
Cloud: Will too!
Sephsama4444's Voice: Will not!
Cloud: Will too!
Sephsama4444's Voice: Will not!
Cloud: Will too!
Sephsama4444's Voice: Will not!
Cloud: Will too!
Sephsama4444's Voice: Will not!
Cloud: Will too!
Sephsama4444's Voice: Will not!
Cloud: Will too!
Sephsama4444's Voice: Will not!
Red XIII: Cloud, just ignore him.
After an hour or so, they reach a castle
Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. My men and I seek food and shelter for a night!
Guy1: (at top of castle) This castle is of the French! We will not welcome you here!
Guy2: (looks down from castle) You stupid bitches! You don't even have horses!
Guy3: (also looking down) Are those coconuts?
Sir Galahad: (sarcastically) No they're South American pigeons.
Very Idiotic Guy: Really?
Cloud: No shit Sherlock!
Very Idiotic Guy: My name isn't Sherlock it's-
Sir Bedemir: Who cares what your name is, all we know is that the earth is banana-shaped.
After several hours of very stupid arguing, our heroes finally decide to leave.
Sir Robin: (whimpering) i-i-i-i-i-t-t-t-t'ssssss so d-d-d-d-d-dark! Lets q- q-q-q-q-quickly f-f-f-find a place to sleep!
Sir Galahad: Hey! Someone pinched my ass!
Cloud: Uhh.... I thought you were er. Aeris?
Hologram of Sephiroth: Well Cloud, you've finally proven that you are gay.
Aeris: (giggling)
Arthur: No nonsense friends, we must find a place to rest
A while later.......
Arthur: Here we are. I guess this place will have to do
Red XIII: I have a tent with me, who will use it?
Aeris: I will! I'm going to set it up by the hot spring over there so I can bathe. And no peeking!
A few minutes later, Aeris had set up her tent and the others used moss for makeshift beds.
Aeris: (goes into tent and starts undressing)
Cloud: (peeking at her silhouette from a bush with drool coming out of his mouth :p) RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: (from inside tent) I told you not to peek! (summons phoenix which blows fire at Cloud's ass @_@)
Cloud: (running around holding his ass) HELP!!!! MY BUTTS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud rushes into Aeris's tent and jumps into the spring, which was DEFINITELY A BAD IDEA!!! A second later, the rest of the people hear a loud slap, a bash from a metal staff, a certain exSOLDIER yelping in pain and Aeris shouting "CLOUD YOU PERVERT WHY DID YOU TRY TO GROPE ME???" Cloud comes running out of the tent with a bump on his head and a red handprint across his face. "Damn she hits hard!" Everybody sighs.
That night, everybody is asleep. except for Sir Robin, who is hugging a teddy bear in a death grip and whimpering. He suddenly sees two red glows and strange noises. "AHHHHHH!!!!!! red eyes!!!!!"
Sir Galahad: (mumbling in sleep) Damn yu- gay -hoe cards scaring Sir Robin. Go to sleep you wuss!
Sir Robin: But there are two red glowy things and strange noises
Cloud: Oh sorry, it was just me practicing summon materias
Aeris: (suddenly wakes up and casts sleep on cloud and Sir Robin) We should all benefit from that. I was trying to get some beauty sleep! Next morning.
After everybody woke and Aeris bathed, they headed out. After a while of traveling and listening to coconut-clip-clopping, they reach a town.
Red XIII: Just like any other town I've seen before
Right after he says that, the chanting monks with the boards start parading about.
(chant) (chant) (chant)
(whacks their own head with board)
(chant) (chant) (chant)
(whacks their own head with board)
(chant) (chant) (chant)
(whacks their own head with board)
(chant) (chant) (chant)
(whacks their own head with board)
Cloud: Uh.
Red XIII: Okay then. I take back what I said.
Sephsama4444: So how was that? A bit cheesy and dumb, but hey!
Sephiroth: Hey! I wasn't in this chapter! I thought I was your favorite character!
Sephsama4444: You are. And don't forget the hologram part.
Sephiroth: Oh well.
Sephsama4444: Don't worry Sephiroth, I'll give you a better part sometime. And before I forget, FF7 is the copyright of Squaresoft. Don't wanna get sued ya know?
Sephsama4444~~~~
