Cherry: 21 reviews for just one chapter!? THANK-YOU!
Kaiba: Wow, and that chapter sucked.
Cherry: *glares* Set-Set, don't be mean!
Kaiba: Set-Set?!
Cherry: Yah! I think it's cute!
Kaiba: *sweatdrops*
Cherry: Anyhow, I'm really, really sorry I didn't update in so long! I had such a writers block on this, and still do, so this is kind-of a pointless chapter filled with more Yami-Psychos bonding!
Yami: Great...just great.
Cherry: So if you've got ideas, PLEASE review and tell me! And if you don't..just review anyway ;) Reviews are writer's block medicine!
Oh, and in case you're wondering, I don't think they'll be any kind of romance/pairings/yaoi/yuri/straight couples/love etc. Just so ya know!
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The Hikari's Vacation
By: Cherry (Or Cherrii now that the names needed to be changed)
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*--*
Malik thought for a second. "Aha! I have the idea!"
Bakura's grin died a quick death and he looked worried, because when the Pharaoh, and your totally insane friend get an idea to 'embarrass' you, that's probably not a good sign.
*--*
Malik continued. "We'll embarrass the Pharaoh!"
Yami's eyes widened considerably as the other two people in the house got psychotic expressions. Deciding that running and losing his pride was better than whatever they were going to do, Yami took off out the open front door.
Laughing, Malik and Bakura shut it after him and locked it, before moving throughout the house locking windows. Settling down on the couch, they waited for approximately 7 minutes before.
BANG! BANG! BANG! "Let me in you crazy $%@^)&s!"
Snickering, Malik and the other yami climbed the stairs. "Hehe, the Pharaoh is so _not_ gonna like this." muttered Malik, as Bakura swung himself out of Yugi's bedroom window and began actually climbing down the drainpipe. Malik did the same, or at least tried to. Halfway down, one of the brackets on the pipe came off and Malik landed in an undignified heap on the ground with the Tomb-Robber.
"You're soft, Bakura." Mimicking the Tomb-Robber's words from earlier.
"Gettoffme!" came the muffled reply.
Clambering up, Malik pulled his white-haired friend up with him. "Come one, Bakky, let's go annoy that be-damned Pharaoh!" Bakura scowled at his new nickname, following his fellow Egyptian around to the front door where Yami was still trying to bash it in.
He knew Yugi shouldn't have bought the extra-defensive door after Yami Malik burst in the other one using an aerosol can of mosquito repellent and Bakura's blowtorch. And a toothpick.
When he got tapped on the shoulder, he jumped round, heart beating 100 miles an hour. "MALIK, BAKURA!?"
They smiled sweetly, something they'd learned to do while living with.well, while Bakura lived with a hikari. "Yes, oh, Mighty-Pharaoh?" They said in unison.
"I thought you were inside?!"
"Oh, no, we ran out after you to make sure we didn't hurt your feelings."
"What?!"
They nodded.
"But.then who locked all the doors and windows?"
"Come to think of it, I _forgot_ to put my Yami in a straightjacket today..." this was Malik.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?"
"Actually I thought I saw your hikari's bedroom window open. You could always climb in there." Bakura was keeping up his innocent-sounding voice while Malik was nodding his head vigorously.
Yami, not thinking twice about this statement, there not being time if Yami Malik was in the house, ran round the side of his home to find indeed, that his aibou's window was open. Staring up at it, he decided that the only way he was going to get up was with the drainpipe next to it.
Starting to climb up slowly into the room, Yami didn't notice the blond- haired Egyptian peeking around the corner and then running back to his partner-in-crime, Yami Bakura.
--
Yami finally got into the house, and ran down the stairs, to find.Malik and Yami Bakura sitting on the couch, completely absorbed in a T.V. program that seemed to be showing...Barney?!
"What the %)@!#% are _you_ doing in here?!"
"Watching Barney..."
"I can see that, but how did you get in?!"
"Through the front door."
"Huh?!"
"We had the keys."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?"
"Well, we would have let you in, but you never asked..."
"...You mean Yami Malik was never in the house?"
"Nope."
"Grrrr..."
"If you hurt Malik, I bet he will be."
"Not if I hurt _YOU_, Tomb-Robber!"
"If you hurt me, Pharaoh, I will tell my hikari."
"So?"
"And Ryou would tell the Shrimp. And the Shrimp, who is YOUR aibou would be mad at you."
"Damn, got me there."
"I know."
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug! And a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too?"
"Shut up Malik!"
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug! And a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too?"
"Shut up both of you!"
"LUNCH TIME!" screamed the white-haired thief. Bakura leapt up from the couch, running straight into the kitchen. "I bags using the stove!"
Yami sighed, it was going to be a very long week.
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Cherry: Sorry, I know that most of that was dialogue!
Kaiba: *re-reading script* This is WRONG! Cherry, why did you change it?!
Cherry: Dunno.
Kaiba: That's all you have to say for yourself?!
Cherry: Calm down, Set-Set, you should get mad at the authoress, or I'll put you in the story.
Kaiba: -_-; *stays silent*
Cherry: Good. Now thank you to my reviewers:
Apiegirl, tk, Luana Hime, S. A. Bonasi, malik'sgurl, Tasan15, Dawn, CharcoalCat, Hikage Kitsune, julie, DMG and DMY, cloeyvalentine, Dark Demon Angel, lynx wings, Anime Gal, Flaming-Rosetta-Stone, KurianGirl, Chaosmage, Misura, Firefly99 and harrysgirl6.
Phew, what a long list. THANKYOU TO EVERYONE! Dedication of chapters will start at chapter 5 or so. I love you all!
Kaiba: *whispers* Run away while you can!
Cherry: Now, now Set-Set, don't wanna be in the fic, be NICE!
Frosty: *sweatdrops*
Yami: *Grins* Looks like my rival is finally getting what he deserves!
Cherry: *Turns to Yami* Silly-head! Apologise to Set-Set NOW!
Yami: *mutters* Sorry...
Frosty: REVIEW! PLEASE!
Bakura: *mutters* Stove...stove...fire...pain...destruction...hehe...burnt Pharaoh's house...burnt Pharaoh...hehe...
Kaiba: Wow, and that chapter sucked.
Cherry: *glares* Set-Set, don't be mean!
Kaiba: Set-Set?!
Cherry: Yah! I think it's cute!
Kaiba: *sweatdrops*
Cherry: Anyhow, I'm really, really sorry I didn't update in so long! I had such a writers block on this, and still do, so this is kind-of a pointless chapter filled with more Yami-Psychos bonding!
Yami: Great...just great.
Cherry: So if you've got ideas, PLEASE review and tell me! And if you don't..just review anyway ;) Reviews are writer's block medicine!
Oh, and in case you're wondering, I don't think they'll be any kind of romance/pairings/yaoi/yuri/straight couples/love etc. Just so ya know!
--
The Hikari's Vacation
By: Cherry (Or Cherrii now that the names needed to be changed)
--
*--*
Malik thought for a second. "Aha! I have the idea!"
Bakura's grin died a quick death and he looked worried, because when the Pharaoh, and your totally insane friend get an idea to 'embarrass' you, that's probably not a good sign.
*--*
Malik continued. "We'll embarrass the Pharaoh!"
Yami's eyes widened considerably as the other two people in the house got psychotic expressions. Deciding that running and losing his pride was better than whatever they were going to do, Yami took off out the open front door.
Laughing, Malik and Bakura shut it after him and locked it, before moving throughout the house locking windows. Settling down on the couch, they waited for approximately 7 minutes before.
BANG! BANG! BANG! "Let me in you crazy $%@^)&s!"
Snickering, Malik and the other yami climbed the stairs. "Hehe, the Pharaoh is so _not_ gonna like this." muttered Malik, as Bakura swung himself out of Yugi's bedroom window and began actually climbing down the drainpipe. Malik did the same, or at least tried to. Halfway down, one of the brackets on the pipe came off and Malik landed in an undignified heap on the ground with the Tomb-Robber.
"You're soft, Bakura." Mimicking the Tomb-Robber's words from earlier.
"Gettoffme!" came the muffled reply.
Clambering up, Malik pulled his white-haired friend up with him. "Come one, Bakky, let's go annoy that be-damned Pharaoh!" Bakura scowled at his new nickname, following his fellow Egyptian around to the front door where Yami was still trying to bash it in.
He knew Yugi shouldn't have bought the extra-defensive door after Yami Malik burst in the other one using an aerosol can of mosquito repellent and Bakura's blowtorch. And a toothpick.
When he got tapped on the shoulder, he jumped round, heart beating 100 miles an hour. "MALIK, BAKURA!?"
They smiled sweetly, something they'd learned to do while living with.well, while Bakura lived with a hikari. "Yes, oh, Mighty-Pharaoh?" They said in unison.
"I thought you were inside?!"
"Oh, no, we ran out after you to make sure we didn't hurt your feelings."
"What?!"
They nodded.
"But.then who locked all the doors and windows?"
"Come to think of it, I _forgot_ to put my Yami in a straightjacket today..." this was Malik.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?"
"Actually I thought I saw your hikari's bedroom window open. You could always climb in there." Bakura was keeping up his innocent-sounding voice while Malik was nodding his head vigorously.
Yami, not thinking twice about this statement, there not being time if Yami Malik was in the house, ran round the side of his home to find indeed, that his aibou's window was open. Staring up at it, he decided that the only way he was going to get up was with the drainpipe next to it.
Starting to climb up slowly into the room, Yami didn't notice the blond- haired Egyptian peeking around the corner and then running back to his partner-in-crime, Yami Bakura.
--
Yami finally got into the house, and ran down the stairs, to find.Malik and Yami Bakura sitting on the couch, completely absorbed in a T.V. program that seemed to be showing...Barney?!
"What the %)@!#% are _you_ doing in here?!"
"Watching Barney..."
"I can see that, but how did you get in?!"
"Through the front door."
"Huh?!"
"We had the keys."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?"
"Well, we would have let you in, but you never asked..."
"...You mean Yami Malik was never in the house?"
"Nope."
"Grrrr..."
"If you hurt Malik, I bet he will be."
"Not if I hurt _YOU_, Tomb-Robber!"
"If you hurt me, Pharaoh, I will tell my hikari."
"So?"
"And Ryou would tell the Shrimp. And the Shrimp, who is YOUR aibou would be mad at you."
"Damn, got me there."
"I know."
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug! And a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too?"
"Shut up Malik!"
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug! And a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too?"
"Shut up both of you!"
"LUNCH TIME!" screamed the white-haired thief. Bakura leapt up from the couch, running straight into the kitchen. "I bags using the stove!"
Yami sighed, it was going to be a very long week.
--
Cherry: Sorry, I know that most of that was dialogue!
Kaiba: *re-reading script* This is WRONG! Cherry, why did you change it?!
Cherry: Dunno.
Kaiba: That's all you have to say for yourself?!
Cherry: Calm down, Set-Set, you should get mad at the authoress, or I'll put you in the story.
Kaiba: -_-; *stays silent*
Cherry: Good. Now thank you to my reviewers:
Apiegirl, tk, Luana Hime, S. A. Bonasi, malik'sgurl, Tasan15, Dawn, CharcoalCat, Hikage Kitsune, julie, DMG and DMY, cloeyvalentine, Dark Demon Angel, lynx wings, Anime Gal, Flaming-Rosetta-Stone, KurianGirl, Chaosmage, Misura, Firefly99 and harrysgirl6.
Phew, what a long list. THANKYOU TO EVERYONE! Dedication of chapters will start at chapter 5 or so. I love you all!
Kaiba: *whispers* Run away while you can!
Cherry: Now, now Set-Set, don't wanna be in the fic, be NICE!
Frosty: *sweatdrops*
Yami: *Grins* Looks like my rival is finally getting what he deserves!
Cherry: *Turns to Yami* Silly-head! Apologise to Set-Set NOW!
Yami: *mutters* Sorry...
Frosty: REVIEW! PLEASE!
Bakura: *mutters* Stove...stove...fire...pain...destruction...hehe...burnt Pharaoh's house...burnt Pharaoh...hehe...
