Disclaimer: I love, like, adore, enjoy, am a fan of, obsessed with, incredibly amazed with, am delighted with and craving for more Harry Potter, but none of it belongs to me. It's all from the mind of J.K. Rowling. And, the line from the song I used somewhere in this chapter was taken from Nickelodeon™'s Hey Arnold™, specifically from his grampa. ^_^

A/N: Here's where the babies first discover the many uses of a certain wooden stick. ^_~ And, poor Harry and his newly found baby friends go on a little adventure to find his lost mommy, as well as discover something that could possibly damage that wizarding world in various ways. ^-^ Don't forget to review! ^_^

It's All in the Diapers

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Draco ran a baby hand through his hairless head, topped only by two, barely visible strands of hair, both situated at the center.

"Why? Haven't you heard of a class-ty name before?" he sneered angrily at Dudley. "Bet you all the Knuts in the world yours stinks diapies."

Dudley simply sneered back at him.

"Can't say anything, can you? Well, I'll have you know that my old daycare center was much francier than what you have here. Our playpen changes colours everytime, and those little things"-- he pointed at one of the mobiles hanging on the ceiling--"don't spin around on a sad little hanger. They float."

Hermione looked disgusted. "I heard my mummy say lying is bad. It means saying something that isn't true."

"Think I'm lying, do you? Well, I'm not!" Draco snapped. "My mummy only brought me here because I heard she was a-scared of probabrle spies in my old day care. They said some bad man still had servants walking around."

"Really?" Ron said, looking quite excited. "My mummy and daddy was a-scared, too! They've been talking about those deaf-eaters before bringing me here. They said it was safer for me to stay here first."

"Deaf-eaters?" Harry asked. "What are deaf-eaters?"

Ron looked up as though he was thinking. "I'm not sure, but I think they deaf-eated many good peoples already. So many peoples are still a-scared of them."

All the small talk and introductions had been made when the pastel blue wall clock above them had its short arm to the eight, and its long arm to the 6. Although the babies had all the colorful toys to play with inside the pen, it didn't take long for one of them to get exceptionally bored.

"This is boooring," Draco uttered lazily, leaning on the wall with suavely crossed arms and legs.

He shifted his eyes disinterestedly from Ron, then to Harry, and then to Hermione, and rolled his eyes upon seeing them happily flocking over a pile of blocks. Dudley sat near a crib, trying to wake the baby that slept there with some of the blocks.

What simpletrons, he thought. Draco walked over to them, prodding his diaper at the sides, and decided that he was going to do something about this boring atmosphere.

"Hey, you little babies," he sneered at them. "Want to see something neat?"

Harry, Ron and Hermione looked at him immediately.

"Um, okay," Harry replied.

Draco placed a little hand into the back of his silvery sweater, reaching out to his dark green diaper, and took out a sleek, mahogany stick. He waved it around with a bit of difficulty and shouted, "Shaboom!!!"

"Aaagh!"

"Ha," Draco smirked. "Little scaredy cats."

Ron scowled at him. "Hey, I think I've seen one of those. My mummy and daddy's got them. I think they called it a want."

"Yeah, it is a want," Draco looked disappointed at seeing Ron know something about this, but he continued to look smug, nonetheless. "It can give you anything you want."

The babies looked at him with wide eyes. "Ooh!"

Draco peered in closer to them. "But don't tell Dudley," he whispered. "He might get the want all to himself!"

"Where'd you get it?" Hermione asked.

"Oh," Draco said without a trace of guilt on his pale features. "From father. It's an old want of his, broken, of clourse." He pointed to the tiny crack around the middle of the stick.

"But you know what? I think it still works." He flashed a nasty grin at Hermione, which made her shrink back slightly. "I can make your mummy disappear in a flash."

He suddenly turned to Ron, "And your mummy,"--then to Harry-- "and your mummy."

Harry looked at him like he suddenly remembered something. "But-- Draco--"

"What?"

"I don't-- have a mummy." Harry's eyes turned glossy, and soon, a tear escaped from his eye.

Hermione turned to him in confusion. "What do you mean? I just saw your mummy bring you here a while ago! And your daddy, too. Come on, stop crying, they'll be back."

"No," Harry quipped, rubbing off some of the tears that had slid down his cheeks. "That wasn't my mummy. That's my ant and uncle."

Ron looked shocked. "That lady was a ant?" I thought she was a horse, Ron thought.

"Well, erm, yeah," Harry replied unsurely. "Thing is, that wasn't my mummy, and all I knows is she took me in her house when my mummy and daddy gots lost." He wiped his eyes off the sleeve of his blue, Dudley-sized shirt.

If Harry didn't need any round, black glasses anytime soon, he could have sworn he saw a wave of concern fall over Draco's chubby, though pointed little face. However, it was easily replaced with a look of pure mischief.

"Now that gives me an idea," Draco said, waving the stick in gradual circles. "We're gonna go find your poor, lost little mummy." He faked a sarcastic pout at Harry.

Harry, however, had taken it happily. "You-- you can do that?"

Draco raised two near-invisible, silvery-blonde brows lazily. "Easy as that," he scoffed, flicking his wand towards the rest of them. "But first, we've got to get out of here."

"No, we won't! You're just going to us all in trouble!" Hermione retorted. "And just how do you think we're getting out? I bet you're just making everything up!"

"Hah," Draco sneered. "Then stay all you'd like, rabbit teeth. Watch, I've seen my daddy do this many times already."

Draco squinted as though he was concentrating really hard, and placed one foot forward. He looked around, and breathed a sigh of relief upon seeing that all the grown-ups were too busy to watch them do anything. He held the stick in one unstable hand and waved it carefully around, flicking it strongly to a halt after saying these words: "Yamaladrioplaranumatiniyumarum!"

All at once, a loud boom broke out, and the wand gave off a thick fog of whitish smoke. It spread rapidly around the room, making everyone squint and cough. Draco really hadn't expected anything to happen, but seeing the lucky cover-up, he found an opportunity to escape.

"Hurry! Run!"

The babies were hesitant at first, especially Hermione, but they nonetheless ran out after hearing Draco's furious screams. They tried to ignore the confused shouts of panic from the grown-ups around them and scuttled hurriedly into one of the half-open doors, shutting it close once all four of them-- Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco ---had gotten in safely. The sound of water and the odd smell told them that they were in a washroom.

"Now look at what you made me do! Now we're lost in a big bathroom!" Hermione screamed in a infuriated whisper. "We're going to get in trouble and lost! I'll lose my mummy, and my daddy, and then they'll never find me again!"

"Oh, keep quiet, you-- you-- girl!" Draco scolded, looking around.

Hermione was about to say something again when the sound of a flushing toilet bounced around the glass tiles of the washroom.

"Oh no, someone's coming out of the potty!" Harry cried.

Ron pointed quickly to the huge space under the sink. "Let's hide there! Hurry!"

The babies scurried into the space below the row of sinks. They watched in fearful silence as a middle-aged man emerged from the fourth cubicle to the left. He was wearing one of the daycare center's uniforms, giving the babies an implication that he was one of the 'nurses' that worked there.

"Oh, you beautiful doll, you great big beautiful doll," he sang to himself, whistling in between the lines as he washed his grimy hands. "I-- don't know the words and I don't care...because I'm losing my hair..."

He seemed to have taken no notice of the diapered one-year-olds as he proceeded on outside without a backwards glance.

"Phew, that was close," Harry breathed. He turned to Draco abruptly as he suddenly remembered what they were there for. "What're we gonna do now?"

Draco was about to get out from under the sink when his hand fell upon an uneven piece of floor. He looked down and saw that one of the tiles was loose.

"Hey, what's this?" He attempted to lift the tile off, but to no avail. "Stop staring and help me out here!"

Four pairs of tiny hands were soon fumbling under the sides of four large, adjacent glass tiles. It was fortunate that the tiles weren't as heavy as expected, because after they had been completely removed, a hole big enough to fit a man was revealed right underneath.

"I smell something fishy around here," Draco said, sniffing in the air around him.

A look of confusion spread across Ron's face. "I don't see any fish."

"No, stupid," Draco told him, pointing the raising the wand absentmindedly."It's what you call a espression! I can't believe I have to work with such simprle-minded ---"

"Oh-- agh--" Ron stretched his arms out to keep himself balanced, but he was too late. He felt the balls of his feet tip over like a weening cup, sending him to fall into the dark, man-sized hole. "Ahhhh!!!"

"Oh, no! Ron!"

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