A note about this collection:

I've decided to re-think my basis for the collection. From now on it's going to be random combinations of charachters pulled from a hat (with a few additions here and there) lets see where this leads us...

~*~*~*~

A Strange Tale Involving Three Unlikely Characters

George sat with his hands folded on the waiting bench in the train station. The train was fifteen minute's late. Where was Fred anyway? It shouldn't have taken him so long to get here. Quite suddenly a man sat down beside George, and nearly made him jump out of his seat. It took him a moment to recognice the man, but after a while he relized the person was none other that Lockhart!

"Smashing day to sit and wait for a train," said Lockhart, sounding more like Fred rather than himself.

George just sat there and pretended to intently watch the ducks swimming down in the man-made pond.

"Even though I'm still not sure who I am," said the Fred-sounding-Lockhart, "I think it's a lovely day for a stroll, don't you?"

No answer.

"I think we really ought to put a fence around that pond, don't you? Wouldn't want any tigers taking a sip while the ducks are so peaceful."

Then George realized that Lockhart really was Fred who had magiced himself to look like Lockhart and had secretly parked the train behind him the whole time! Sureenough when George turned around to check, there was the train sitting nice and ready to go.

But wait! There was Tom Morvolo Riddle climbing into the train and driving it away! (even thought George had never actually -seen- Tom before)

"Aw don't worry," said Fred-Lockhart, "We can just get mum to buy us a new one."

George woke up that morning and vaguely wondered why he was suddenly so worried about missing the Hogwarts express…

~*~*~*~

A/N: I think this is one of the most… random things I have written…