AN: This is actually from a Tsunami Bomb song called "Irish Boys" but I changed the parts that said "Irish boys stink" and put "Pirate boys stink" instead. So technically this song still belongs to Tsunami Bomb, so don't take it away. I thought it'd be funny anyways to have a pirate song. Anywhoo…go check out the Tsunami Bomb song "Irish Boys", it's really a kick ass song ^_^



Sittin on a Friday all alone
to the pub I dare to roam
I walked right in and took a seat
cute drunk boy I long to meet
Sat alone
no one bought me drinks,
I gave up cause Pirate Boys stink!
Yea, Pirate Boys stink!


Open the bottle,
step inside
Pop open the cork and wave goodbye
To the stupid Pirate Boys
who never get the chance
To know me,
sweep me off my feet,
or get into my pants


I'll come back one day with a real man
He'll kiss my lips and he'll hold my hand
He'll show me off so everyone knows,
Kiss my ear and suck my toes
Never puke on my shoes,
Sing those sorry drunken tunes,
When we go out, he'll buy me drinks --
He's not a Pirate, Pirate boys stink!
Yea Pirate boys stink!


So in walks this cute lad,
Decides to tell me how much beer he's had
Sets me up to put me on my throne,
Then decides to take me home
Right as we get to the bed,
He's so drunk he's passed out dead
This is why I've come to think
Those fuckin Pirate Boys, they stink!


Open the bottle,
step inside
Pop open the cork and wave goodbye
To the stupid Pirate Boys
who never get the chance
To know me,
sweep me off my feet,
or get into my pants


I'll come back one day with a real man
He'll kiss my lips and he'll hold my hand
He'll show me off so everyone knows,
Kiss my ear and suck my toes
Never puke on my shoes,
Sing those sorry drunken tunes,
When we go out, he'll buy me drinks --
He's not a Pirate, Pirate boys stink!
Yea Pirate boys stink!


Pirate boys stink
Pirate boys stink