A.N. bow down to me! MWAHAHAHAHHA!

Yami- -_-() you're not pharaoh.

Oh ya?! Wanna challenge me! Come on! I'll take ya any time hair boy!

Yugi-hey..

Sorry Yugi, now back to Yami! Come on hair boy! Fight me! Fight me, fight me, fight me!

Yami-*sighs* can we PLEASE get this fic going?

Why? My fans lo-ove me ^_^ *she hugs herself dramatically and falls onto the couch* I even have a fan club ^_____^

Yugi-*silent for a minute* really?

Yeppers ^^ *happily nods* it's got over twelve members *grin*

Yami- -_____-() great.. Boost her ego why don't ya..

Yes, thank you all my adoring fans ^^, now here it is. chapter two.. MWAHAHAHHAHA!

Yami and Yugi - O_O() *gulp*

Yami V.S. The Dentist- Chapter 2: Grandpa is so evil ;_;

Yami and Yugi woke up to the door being opened. They stared at each other, then the room.

"Oh crap." They said in unison.

"YUUUUUUUUUUGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!" both gulped as Yugi's grandpa-

(Who will only be known as "grandpa" *grin*)

-stomped into the room. He folded his arms and tapped his foot impatiently; then burst into gales of laughter seeing the two boys.

He laughed so hard he had to use the wall for support.

(Well you try seeing a wide-eyed spirit covered in chocolate and sprinkles with his lighter half on top in just his boxers and chocolate! LOL)

"G-Grandpa?" Grandpa straightened and put on a semi straight face, that was soon lost and he couldn't help but grin like a fool.

"What did you boys do?" Yami started to say something but he didn't get the chance for Grandpa continued.

"No, let me guess; Yugi got a hold of some chocolate and got on a sugar high?" Yami nodded, blushing under the chocolate. Grandpa surveyed the room.

"Only minor damage. Why don't you boys get cleaned up and then we'll have breakfast, I'll clean up."

"O.O.K." Yugi ventured. He then grabbed his clothes from where they had fallen from Yami's grasp and dashed up the stairs; Yami wasn't far behind.

Grandpa chuckled and shook his head.

"Boy will be boys." he murmured, and then went to clean up the mess.

(Like a little slave! MWAHAHAH!!!------Yami and Yugi-*glare*____hehe.. Don't mind me ^^())

Once Yugi and Yami had finished showering off the chocolaty and in Yami's case, sprinkley mess, then dressed in-

(Nice tight fitting leather that showed off their gorgeous- *stops seeing them glare* do continue reading ^^())

-A pair of baggy blue jeans held up by a black belt and a nice baggy t- shirt with a blue stripe on the chest. Then of course they added the neck belts and went downstairs.

What greeted them made their stomachs grumble in hunger.

Two nice bowels of sugary, scrumptious, and over all tasty servings of fruit loops.

(lol, you thought it was oatmeal.. didn't you!!?? DIDN'T YOU!!?? MWAHAHAHAHHA! I TRICKED YOU!!!!!!)

Grandpa was waiting, sipping some early morning coffee.

"Come sit down." He smiled. Yami and Yugi sit down and each pick up a spoon, but Yugi stops.

"I thought you didn't eat Yami..."

"I don't unless I'm hungry or feel like it, today I feel like it."

"Oh." They each take a bite.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"

"Boys! Boys! Calm down! What's wrong!?" Grandpa cried, his eardrums screaming in protest to the loud noise.

"My mouth!" Yugi cried. Grandpa sweat drops.

"Did you brush your teeth?" There is a deadly silence.

"Let me see."

"But..." Yugi starts to protest but begrudgedly let's his Grandpa shine a flashlight in his mouth and look.

"Yami, you too." The spirit of the millennium puzzle gives his light a glance and opens his mouth. After a few minutes of checking Yami's mouth Grandpa sets back and has a smug look of his face.

"You both have cavities." Yugi pales; so does Yami.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!"

TBC!!

A.N.MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA*takesbreath*AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi- ;_; your so mean.

*Smiles evilly* I know *continues to laugh*