A.N. Please forgive me my faithful readers! I am so sorry! *wails*

Once the two had stopped screaming the evil and deformed dentist grinned and rubbed his gloved fingers together.

"Now… what seems to be the problem?" he asked, and then cackled insanely, already knowing the answer.

"Nothing! Nothing is wrong! We don't want to die!" Yugi smiled nervously, and twitched. Yes the poor, scared, little light shivered and twitched, along with his Yami.

"I hear you boys have a cavity…"

"Cavity? What cavity, right Yami?"

"Right Yugi! What cavity? I don't see a cavity!"

"Now, now.. There's no need to be scared boys…. Just a drill here… a drill there…and all will be well…" the dentist cackled once more and both captive patients could have SWORN they heard a chattering sound too…

The dentist started to rummage through his stuff, and suddenly, he brought out the mother of all drills!

Yami and Yugi's faces were priceless.

First, their eyes bugged out like this O.o and then the other eye bugged out o.O and then, finally O.O~!

"May I introduce you to the Mega momma drill 247! MWAHAHAHAhAhAH!" the dentist twitched, and obviously looked to be having a massive heart attack!….err malfunction!

Of course, both captives wanted to cry.. err die! Yes they wanted to die! Shrivel up in their seats like wilted plants a sunny day! Then.. the dentist did something unexpected… or was it expected?

Well, anyways, he began to cackle some more, and he began to run in circles screaming 'Doom'. It sounded like this…

"doom! Doom doom doooooooooom! DOOOOOM! AHAHAHAHAHAhAHAhA!"

And then he promptly stopped and fell over. 

/is he dead Yami?/

//I'm not sure hikari…//

Suddenly! The evil, demented, doctor stood up and began to laugh insanely as he slowly crept towards them, drill in hand.

"Who shall be first?"

"….."

"……."

"Fine! I will choose! Mwahahahahaha!" suddenly the doctor stopped, and he grinned, coming to poor, Yami!

"Guess what….pharaoh…" the dentist reached and pulls off his head!

To reveal a grinning Bakura.

With a drill.

"Tomb robber!" Yami began to scream in Egyptian and Bakura began to laugh hysterically.

"Poor little, stupid, pharaoh.." he turned on the drill.

"Do you expect me to talk tomb robber?"

"No Yami. I expect you, to scream."

"O.o" was all Yugi could do ads Bakura slowly lowered the drill down to yami's mouth and-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yami sat straight up in bed beside his hikari who now clung to the ceiling fan, his eyes bulging out as Yami grabbed his beating..or..err…. not beating heart.. or um.. damn…

Anyway! He grabbed his chest , eyes wide as he looked around the room.

"Thank god it was just a dream…."

"Or was it, pharaoh?" Bakura turned his head, grinning at Yami who was beside him in bed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" a bucket of water splashed onto Yugi's face as he sat up, he had fallen asleep while watching the movie with Yami.

"Are you o.k. hikari?" Yami asked worriedly. Yugi nodded and looked at the big bowl of chocolate on the table.

His eye twitched once.

Twice.

How many are hoping for three?

A lot of you.

Forget it!

Ha ha ha!

Alright.

You win.

His eye twitched a third time.

Shut up…

Want me to continue?

Tell you what happens?

Hm…

I'll think about it….

Be quiet! I'm thinking!

Damn it! I lost my thought!

Please wait while I get them back ^.~

You want me to continue?

Tough.

I'm STILL thinking.

Suffer.

I got it!

O.k.!

Here it goes!

His eye twitched once as he looked at the chocolate.

Twice as he looked at the chocolate.

And then, three times as he looked at the chocolate.

He promptly screamed.

"DIE!" and smashed the chocolate while Yami stared.

"Hi...ka…ri?"

"BRUSH TeeTH! NOOOW!"

"uhg.. r-right."

"Mwahahahahahahahaha!" Yugi slowly turned his head to stare out the window.

There was a squirrel.

Sitting on the windowsill.

Twitching and burnt.

Eating a nut.

And laughing at him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE!" Yugi screamed, and ran up the stairs to rush his teeth, Yami trailing after him.

The squirrel looks at you.

Grins.

Flips you off.

You flip it off too.

It throws it's nut at your head.

POIT!

It hit.

You mouth off to it.

It stays silent.

You smirk.

You're smart, aren't you?

Just sitting in your chair.

Reading.

O yeah.

Hey!

Where did the squirrel go?

Is it.. OMG!

Look out!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! IT'S THE  SQUIRREL FROM HELL!

BOOM!

You shot it.

It laughs.

BANG

You shoot it again.

It still laughs.

It's like a Kureneko.

It must die.

Oh, look.

The squirrel is happy.

It chatters insanely.

The squirrel is sad.

It still laughs.

How annoying.

The squirrel has itchy feet.

It laughs insanely.

….

Squirrel laughs.

..it has flees.

Squirrel laughs.

BANG!

….

Squirrel laughs and proceeds to beat the crap outa you.

Poor you.

What will the squirrel do next?

It stands in front of a black background, coughs, clears it's throat.

And laughs.

The moral of this story?

Squirrels are evil.

Dentists are evil.

What will happen next? Give me ideas.

You walk away, severely confused and mentally scared for life.