15-word ficlets written by an insane person with way too much time on her
hands.
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"I love you James!!"
"Um.Lily?"
"Yes Jamey?"
"I'm not James"
"Really?? Oops. Sorry Sirius!"
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Harry stared at the pile of mush on his plate. "Yummy."
"Isn't it?" said Ron. "
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Hermione stared at her naked reflection in the mirror. "Does this make me look fat??"
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Ron grinned and blew Hermione a kiss.
"Ron? What was that for??"
"I don't know."
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Neville's toad jumped down the toilet. Neville muttered unspeakable words. Neville got eternal detentions.
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A bug crawled across Ron's empty plate. Ron ate it. Hermione excused herself to puke.
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Peter Pettigrew peered precariously at a pile of pretty pennies. Peter pilfered plenty petty pennies.
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Draco feels evil and tries to rape Hermione. She bites him "down there." He dies.
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There you have it folks. Fifteen completely pointless ficlets. Review if you want more. Ciao!
~*~
"I love you James!!"
"Um.Lily?"
"Yes Jamey?"
"I'm not James"
"Really?? Oops. Sorry Sirius!"
~*~
Harry stared at the pile of mush on his plate. "Yummy."
"Isn't it?" said Ron. "
~*~
Hermione stared at her naked reflection in the mirror. "Does this make me look fat??"
~*~
Ron grinned and blew Hermione a kiss.
"Ron? What was that for??"
"I don't know."
~*~
Neville's toad jumped down the toilet. Neville muttered unspeakable words. Neville got eternal detentions.
~*~
A bug crawled across Ron's empty plate. Ron ate it. Hermione excused herself to puke.
~*~
Peter Pettigrew peered precariously at a pile of pretty pennies. Peter pilfered plenty petty pennies.
~*~
Draco feels evil and tries to rape Hermione. She bites him "down there." He dies.
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*~*~*~*~*
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There you have it folks. Fifteen completely pointless ficlets. Review if you want more. Ciao!
