15-word ficlets written by an insane person with way too much time on her hands.

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"I love you James!!"

"Um.Lily?"

"Yes Jamey?"

"I'm not James"

"Really?? Oops. Sorry Sirius!"

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Harry stared at the pile of mush on his plate. "Yummy."

"Isn't it?" said Ron. "

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Hermione stared at her naked reflection in the mirror. "Does this make me look fat??"

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Ron grinned and blew Hermione a kiss.

"Ron? What was that for??"

"I don't know."

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Neville's toad jumped down the toilet. Neville muttered unspeakable words. Neville got eternal detentions.

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A bug crawled across Ron's empty plate. Ron ate it. Hermione excused herself to puke.

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Peter Pettigrew peered precariously at a pile of pretty pennies. Peter pilfered plenty petty pennies.

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Draco feels evil and tries to rape Hermione. She bites him "down there." He dies.

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There you have it folks. Fifteen completely pointless ficlets. Review if you want more. Ciao!