20-Word Ficlets
By Piggylette
Well, it worked last time, so y not try it again to get rid of more writer's block? Slight variation this time, 20-word ficlets instead of 15. Enjoy.
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Peter picked up a bottle from the Potions' professor's desk.
"Ooooo! Rat Poison! Yummy!!!"
Next time he transformed, he died.
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Lily looked lovely in her little lemon dress. James' eyes widened as the dress disappeared.
"Time for dessert, Jamesy."
"D-d-d-delicious."
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Neville picked up a giant metal spoon. He proceeded to beat Ron with cet spoon. Ron squealed in demented ecstasy
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Giant cows invaded Hogwarts. Hermione started a Society for the Protection of Cows. Sadly, a giant cow sat on her.
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Blaise Zabini started having sexuality issues. Was she a guy? Or was he a girl? I guess he'll never know.
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"Let the bodies hit the floor." They did. Everyone died. Hogwarts was taken over by Death Eaters. Long live Voldemort!
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Hermione finally said His name. Ron died out of shock. Harry and Hermione shagged. Voldemort changed his name. They died.
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Draco finally got kicked out of Hogwarts for poor conduct. Hogwarts celebrated his depart. Both he and Pansy died virgins.
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Ok! That's it! Hope you enjoyed your stay at the mental institution! Please review on your way out! Thanks! Bye!
By Piggylette
Well, it worked last time, so y not try it again to get rid of more writer's block? Slight variation this time, 20-word ficlets instead of 15. Enjoy.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Peter picked up a bottle from the Potions' professor's desk.
"Ooooo! Rat Poison! Yummy!!!"
Next time he transformed, he died.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Lily looked lovely in her little lemon dress. James' eyes widened as the dress disappeared.
"Time for dessert, Jamesy."
"D-d-d-delicious."
~*~*~*~*~*~
Neville picked up a giant metal spoon. He proceeded to beat Ron with cet spoon. Ron squealed in demented ecstasy
~*~*~*~*~*~
Giant cows invaded Hogwarts. Hermione started a Society for the Protection of Cows. Sadly, a giant cow sat on her.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Blaise Zabini started having sexuality issues. Was she a guy? Or was he a girl? I guess he'll never know.
~*~*~*~*~*~
"Let the bodies hit the floor." They did. Everyone died. Hogwarts was taken over by Death Eaters. Long live Voldemort!
~*~*~*~*~*~
Hermione finally said His name. Ron died out of shock. Harry and Hermione shagged. Voldemort changed his name. They died.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Draco finally got kicked out of Hogwarts for poor conduct. Hogwarts celebrated his depart. Both he and Pansy died virgins.
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Ok! That's it! Hope you enjoyed your stay at the mental institution! Please review on your way out! Thanks! Bye!
