Spirit Master: I don't own Yu-gi-oh, sadly.
Yugi: That's a good thing.
Spirit Master: NO IT'S NOT! SHUT UP!
Yugi: (
Spirit Master: Sorry I haven't updated in a LOOONG time. I was so busy.
Kaiba: Stupid Joey! I hate you!
Joey: BOOO!!!! (Sticks his tongue out at Kaiba)
Kaiba: You suck -_-U
Spirit Master: Hey, foul language is not allowed here!
Kaiba: Who cares?
Spirit Master: Umm, I don't really know.
Kaiba: So @$#% you!
Spirit Master: Wow, I got 31 reviews!
Ryou: 0_0 Please don't do any more dares that require kissing. They're really disturbing.
Mai: Well, Yugi was a pretty good kisser. . .not that I want to kiss him again.
Yugi(blushing): Thank you
Mai: Umm, you're welcome?
SM: Since I have 31 reviews, I'm going to have to pick the best ones. Hmmm, let's see (looks through all the review cards) Here's a good one!
Joey: What is it? Does it have anything to do with me or Yugi?
SM: Surprisingly, no.
Yugi: YAY!! Joey: Alright!!
SM: Oh wait, never mind. It DOES have to do with you guys.
Joey: Aww
Kaiba: Hehehe, that's what you get for the last dare I had to do
SM: Sorry Kaiba, you're in this one too.
Kaiba: What?!?! That's ridiculous!! Who sent this?
Ryou: It really doesn't matter. . .
Yami Bakura: Shut up you fool!!
Ryou: Yes, Master. -_-
SM: This was sent by Queens Double. I had to edit some things so it would be. . . appropriate enough to show:
O_o Anything?......
Mwa ha!!
Even things that are innapropriatte for small children? *scrolls up to see what the rating for this fan fic is* does it have to be G? never mind....there i go being my -beep- self again......-_-U Anyhoozle
How about, since Ryou is my absolute favorite, Ryou has to wear a yellow and purple bikini with tissues where there needs to be (you know where i'm talking about...lol....) and has to dance to hula music for half an hour nonstop!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!! lol...where was i when they needed cruel and unusual punishment.....MWA HA!!
Since Joey-kun is my friend's favorite, make him shave his legs and swim in an giant pool full of strawberry milk which turns his hair a nice shade of light pink for awhile. ^^
And Yugi has to chase a pig in a puddle of mud!!!
And Seto and Yami Yugi have to wear wedding gowns while Tristan gets to marry them off!!!
And Tea has to wear a clown's suit and blow up balloons for the little kiddies that walk by!!!
And Mokuba, being the cutest one on the show besides Ryou gets to take pictures for the whole thing!!!
I hope you use some of my ideas!! I'll be awaiting your update so update soon!!!
ALL: 0_0
Tea: Why do you all have to torture us like this?!
SM: 'Cuz it's fun. Ryou, you go first
Ryou: AHHHHH!!!! DO I HAVE TO?!?!
SM: -_-U yes. . .
Ryou: AWWWW.
Spirit Master throws a yellow and purple bikini at Ryou.
Ryou: Oh great
SM: You know where the tissue is right? Now go to the restroom and change.
Ryou: -_-
SM: Your turn Joey.
Joey: Mine's not so bad. . .
SM: Read it closely. . .
Joey starts reading through the dare again
Joey: WHAT?!?! PINK?!?!
SM: Yep. . .
A pool of strawberry milk appear on the floor. Joey, already in swimming trunks, jumps in.
Joey: Aww, this stinks (drinks some of the milk). Hey, this isn't so bad after all!!!
Joey starts to drink and drink and drink the milk.
SM: Don't get fat, and remember. . .YOU HAVE TO SWIM TOO
Joey: THIS IS A COOL DARE!!!
SM: OK, Yugi. Go chase the pig inside that mud puddle over there (points to a pig inside a mud puddle).
Yugi: Ok. . .this dare isn't so bad. I do it all the time for dueling training.
Kaiba: How does this help your dueling skills?!
Yugi: It helps you think faster. . .that's why I'm so good!!
Kaiba: YOU IDIOT!!! YOUR YAMI DOES ALL THE WORK FOR YOU!!!
Yugi: ( I think I'll go chase the pig now. . .
Yugi jumps into the mud puddle. All covered in mud, Yugi starts to run around in the mud chasing the pig.
Pig: OINK!!! OINK OINK OINK!!! (translation: "OH NO!!! A MIDGIT IS TRYING TO RAPE ME!!!")
Yugi: AAAHHH!!! I think I lost my Millennium Puzzle in the mud!! NOOO!!
Pig: Oink Oink Oink (translation: "I have it stupid")
Yugi: Give it back!!!
Yugi starts to chase the pig around the mud puddle.
Yugi: COME BACK HERE!!!
Tea: Oh no, Yugi!!
Tristan: Great.
Kaiba: Hahaha!!!
SM: Keep lookin' Yugi. Anywayz. . . looks like Tristan can't do his dare after all. . .
Tristan: Good. . .
SM: I bet there'll be a worse one for you soon. . .
SM: Anyways. Tea, you're now going to get dressed inside a clown costume and pass balloons to little children.
Tea: Oh great, Mai can you please help me on this one?
Mai: What do you mean?
Tea: Don't you have a clown costume kit in your closet?
Mai: WHAT?!?! (whispers to Tea) shhh. . .that's supposed to be my secret way of seducing guys! Shush!
Tea: Oh yeah, sorry. . .
SM: Don't worry Tea.
SM snaps his fingers. All of a sudden Tea appears wearing a clown suit with a frilly collar and stripes.
Mai: Hey!!! That my. . . (covers her mouth quickly) umm. . .oops.
Tea: It's ok. . .
Little Kid(in a squeaky voice): Hey Mr. Clown, can I have a balloon?
Tea: Sure, little kid (hands him a balloon) Enjoy!!1
Kaiba: -_-U They just called you a Mr.
Tea: Oh yeah. . . WHAT?!?! COME BACK HERE LITTLE KID!!!
Little Kid: Huh?!?! AHHH!!!
Tea starts beating up the little kid. The little kid starts crying and runs away. Tea starts chasing the little kid.
Joey: Oh well, there goes Tea.
Tristan: Oh well, she was boring anyway. Hey, where is Ryou?
Everyone looks around. Behind SM is Ryou,wearing the bikini. . .with tissues in the right spot, standing next to Mokuba, who's taking pictures of the whole thing.
Ryou: That was very exhilirating!! Great Scott!!!
Makura: How fun!!!
SM: Ryou, don't forget your dare.
Ryou: Oh yeah (takes out a stereo and pushes play. Hula music starts playing and Ryou starts dancing to it for 30 minutes)
Mai: Hey, that was pretty good.
Everyone else: 0_0
SM: Please, don't EVER do that again. . .
Ryou: That was fun!!!
SM: Yes, it seems like you were very experienced with hula dancing.
Ryou starts blushing.
SM: Well, see you all next chapter!!!
Yugi: That's a good thing.
Spirit Master: NO IT'S NOT! SHUT UP!
Yugi: (
Spirit Master: Sorry I haven't updated in a LOOONG time. I was so busy.
Kaiba: Stupid Joey! I hate you!
Joey: BOOO!!!! (Sticks his tongue out at Kaiba)
Kaiba: You suck -_-U
Spirit Master: Hey, foul language is not allowed here!
Kaiba: Who cares?
Spirit Master: Umm, I don't really know.
Kaiba: So @$#% you!
Spirit Master: Wow, I got 31 reviews!
Ryou: 0_0 Please don't do any more dares that require kissing. They're really disturbing.
Mai: Well, Yugi was a pretty good kisser. . .not that I want to kiss him again.
Yugi(blushing): Thank you
Mai: Umm, you're welcome?
SM: Since I have 31 reviews, I'm going to have to pick the best ones. Hmmm, let's see (looks through all the review cards) Here's a good one!
Joey: What is it? Does it have anything to do with me or Yugi?
SM: Surprisingly, no.
Yugi: YAY!! Joey: Alright!!
SM: Oh wait, never mind. It DOES have to do with you guys.
Joey: Aww
Kaiba: Hehehe, that's what you get for the last dare I had to do
SM: Sorry Kaiba, you're in this one too.
Kaiba: What?!?! That's ridiculous!! Who sent this?
Ryou: It really doesn't matter. . .
Yami Bakura: Shut up you fool!!
Ryou: Yes, Master. -_-
SM: This was sent by Queens Double. I had to edit some things so it would be. . . appropriate enough to show:
O_o Anything?......
Mwa ha!!
Even things that are innapropriatte for small children? *scrolls up to see what the rating for this fan fic is* does it have to be G? never mind....there i go being my -beep- self again......-_-U Anyhoozle
How about, since Ryou is my absolute favorite, Ryou has to wear a yellow and purple bikini with tissues where there needs to be (you know where i'm talking about...lol....) and has to dance to hula music for half an hour nonstop!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!! lol...where was i when they needed cruel and unusual punishment.....MWA HA!!
Since Joey-kun is my friend's favorite, make him shave his legs and swim in an giant pool full of strawberry milk which turns his hair a nice shade of light pink for awhile. ^^
And Yugi has to chase a pig in a puddle of mud!!!
And Seto and Yami Yugi have to wear wedding gowns while Tristan gets to marry them off!!!
And Tea has to wear a clown's suit and blow up balloons for the little kiddies that walk by!!!
And Mokuba, being the cutest one on the show besides Ryou gets to take pictures for the whole thing!!!
I hope you use some of my ideas!! I'll be awaiting your update so update soon!!!
ALL: 0_0
Tea: Why do you all have to torture us like this?!
SM: 'Cuz it's fun. Ryou, you go first
Ryou: AHHHHH!!!! DO I HAVE TO?!?!
SM: -_-U yes. . .
Ryou: AWWWW.
Spirit Master throws a yellow and purple bikini at Ryou.
Ryou: Oh great
SM: You know where the tissue is right? Now go to the restroom and change.
Ryou: -_-
SM: Your turn Joey.
Joey: Mine's not so bad. . .
SM: Read it closely. . .
Joey starts reading through the dare again
Joey: WHAT?!?! PINK?!?!
SM: Yep. . .
A pool of strawberry milk appear on the floor. Joey, already in swimming trunks, jumps in.
Joey: Aww, this stinks (drinks some of the milk). Hey, this isn't so bad after all!!!
Joey starts to drink and drink and drink the milk.
SM: Don't get fat, and remember. . .YOU HAVE TO SWIM TOO
Joey: THIS IS A COOL DARE!!!
SM: OK, Yugi. Go chase the pig inside that mud puddle over there (points to a pig inside a mud puddle).
Yugi: Ok. . .this dare isn't so bad. I do it all the time for dueling training.
Kaiba: How does this help your dueling skills?!
Yugi: It helps you think faster. . .that's why I'm so good!!
Kaiba: YOU IDIOT!!! YOUR YAMI DOES ALL THE WORK FOR YOU!!!
Yugi: ( I think I'll go chase the pig now. . .
Yugi jumps into the mud puddle. All covered in mud, Yugi starts to run around in the mud chasing the pig.
Pig: OINK!!! OINK OINK OINK!!! (translation: "OH NO!!! A MIDGIT IS TRYING TO RAPE ME!!!")
Yugi: AAAHHH!!! I think I lost my Millennium Puzzle in the mud!! NOOO!!
Pig: Oink Oink Oink (translation: "I have it stupid")
Yugi: Give it back!!!
Yugi starts to chase the pig around the mud puddle.
Yugi: COME BACK HERE!!!
Tea: Oh no, Yugi!!
Tristan: Great.
Kaiba: Hahaha!!!
SM: Keep lookin' Yugi. Anywayz. . . looks like Tristan can't do his dare after all. . .
Tristan: Good. . .
SM: I bet there'll be a worse one for you soon. . .
SM: Anyways. Tea, you're now going to get dressed inside a clown costume and pass balloons to little children.
Tea: Oh great, Mai can you please help me on this one?
Mai: What do you mean?
Tea: Don't you have a clown costume kit in your closet?
Mai: WHAT?!?! (whispers to Tea) shhh. . .that's supposed to be my secret way of seducing guys! Shush!
Tea: Oh yeah, sorry. . .
SM: Don't worry Tea.
SM snaps his fingers. All of a sudden Tea appears wearing a clown suit with a frilly collar and stripes.
Mai: Hey!!! That my. . . (covers her mouth quickly) umm. . .oops.
Tea: It's ok. . .
Little Kid(in a squeaky voice): Hey Mr. Clown, can I have a balloon?
Tea: Sure, little kid (hands him a balloon) Enjoy!!1
Kaiba: -_-U They just called you a Mr.
Tea: Oh yeah. . . WHAT?!?! COME BACK HERE LITTLE KID!!!
Little Kid: Huh?!?! AHHH!!!
Tea starts beating up the little kid. The little kid starts crying and runs away. Tea starts chasing the little kid.
Joey: Oh well, there goes Tea.
Tristan: Oh well, she was boring anyway. Hey, where is Ryou?
Everyone looks around. Behind SM is Ryou,wearing the bikini. . .with tissues in the right spot, standing next to Mokuba, who's taking pictures of the whole thing.
Ryou: That was very exhilirating!! Great Scott!!!
Makura: How fun!!!
SM: Ryou, don't forget your dare.
Ryou: Oh yeah (takes out a stereo and pushes play. Hula music starts playing and Ryou starts dancing to it for 30 minutes)
Mai: Hey, that was pretty good.
Everyone else: 0_0
SM: Please, don't EVER do that again. . .
Ryou: That was fun!!!
SM: Yes, it seems like you were very experienced with hula dancing.
Ryou starts blushing.
SM: Well, see you all next chapter!!!
