Spirit Master: I'm REALLY sorry for not reviewing sooner. I was busy with the stupid TAKS tests!

Joey: HAHA!! WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THEM!!!

SM: ...Well, this chapter is part 1 of Yugi and Kaiba's date, remember?

Yugi: What?! After all this time, you still remember?

SM: I'm the author, I could do ANYTHING!!! [insert evil laugh]

Tea: Can you make me go out with Yugi?

SM: uhh...no...

Tea: bu-

SM: All righty, let's start this chapter already!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----

-Show starts-

Host: Hello, this is Betsy Ross speaking. Welcome to Date-line[SM: Tee hee]!! This is THE channel where all the dates around the world can be watched 24/7.

Cameraman: Umm...excuse me, you're not Betsy Ross

Host: SHUSH!! I want my identity SECRET!!

Cameraman: But your name is displayed at the botto-

Host: Shut up!!

The director comes rampaging in.

Director: Get out of the stage Mrs. -Beep-, you're FIRED!!!

Host: WHAT?!

Director: I have hired a NEW host now. Her name's Tea Gardner!!

Host: grrr...(walks out the door) You will pay Tee-a Gardener!!

The director brings Tea into the set.

Director: Lights, camera, action!!

Tea: ...Hello everyone...uh...welcome to... (whispers to director) what's this channel called again?

Director: -_-U Date-line

Tea: Thank you...you know it's really nice to have friends once in a while. I personally love my friends. Without them li-

Director: You know that we're still airing all this.

Tea: Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry.

Director: Just go!!

Tea: Ok, Welcome again to Date-line. Mrs, -beep- has been fired, so I'll be your host today.

Director: Keep going

Tea: Today's date is the Yugi/Seto Date!!

A machine plays a pre-recorded applause.

Tea(blushes): The fans loove me!!!

Director: Just keep going. Don't stop!

Tea: Yay, ok...here's the clip. Enjoy...(thinks)...I surely won't...

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At the Moto House 8:00 AM

Yugi(in his boxers): I wonder what I should wear...(rummages through his closet)

Grandpa(who's already seen Yugi in his boxers): Why don't you wear something purple, to match your eyes.

Yugi: My eyes are NOT purple!! They're just...playing tricks on YOUR mind!!

Grandpa: ...they're purple...

Yugi: Fine!!!

Grandpa: Well, who are you going on this date with?

Yugi: Kaiba

Grandpa: What?!?! (faints)

Yugi: GRANDPA!!

Yami pops out of the Millennium Puzzle.

Yami: Hehe, excited?

Yugi: Actually, I kind of am...it's my first date after all...

Yami: but...it's Kaiba!!!

Yugi: Yeah I know...ah here's the shirt I wanted to wear!!

The shirt is EXACTLY what he wears every day.

Yami: That's pretty good, although I think Kaiba has seen you in that already.

Yugi: (thinks) Of course not!!

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SM: Well that's it for now. I'll actually START the date next chapter.

Joey: Why'd you stop here?

SM: Cuz I gotta go!!

Tristan: To where?

Sm: WHERE DO YOU THINK?!?!

Tristan: Oh, ok...