You don't know what its like to be a broom. Take me for example. I am Harry Potter's broomstick. I don't even have a proper name!!!

Wait, yes, actually I do. I am Firebolt. But really, there are hundreds of brooms out there names Firebolt. It's hardly original.

Anyway, I guess its not so bad if you don't mind being sat on for hours on end. I mean, really, ewww!!!!

The worst part is being stuck in the dark for hours, sometimes days and weeks if its vacation time for the humans.

*sigh * If only I could be free! The one good part about being a broomstick is the flying. Although having someone's butt attached to you for hours is kind of distracting, I just can't help loving the feel of the wind whipping through my twigs!!!

If only. . .

Well, at least I'm not a quill. . .