SM: Well, here goes! Yugi and Kaiba's DATE!!

Kaiba: I hate you...

SM: And so do the developers of Yu-gi-oh(I don't own it!)

Joey: This has got to be the BEST CHAPTER of them all!

Kaiba: Shut up -_-U

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Tea: Welcome back to Date-Line. I'm your host Tea Gardner! (pre-recorded applause) Today...or is it tonight? I don't know. Hello?! Director guy? What time is it?

Director: WHO CARES? JUST GO!

Tea: Ok...fine! But make sure my friends are watching me! They'll be so proud [Joey: yeah right...] of me. You know, it's very impor-

Director: Will you HURRY UP ALREADY?!

Tea: Hmph! Fine! Let's all continue Yugi and Kaiba's DATE!

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In Kaiba' Mansion 8:15 AM

Kaiba: This is the stupidest thing I've ever done and will ever do in my entire LIFE!! I could just...hire an assassin to kill SM for all I care? Why do I even have to do this?

Mokuba: Come on Seto! It'll be fun!

Kaiba: I will NOT do this!

Mokuba: Will you do this for me? Pweeeeeeezz(gives puppy face)?

Kaiba: Oh...fine! But if only Yugi was a girl...

Mokuba: Alright!! You already have something to wear, so...here take this.(hands Kaiba a piece of paper)

Kaiba: Umm...what's this? (looks down at the paper) A SCHEDULE? You planned this date, didn't you Mokuba?

Mokuba: No! I didn't! *blushes*

Kaiba: Hmph...it says here that at 8:30 I drive over to Yugi's house. We go to the movies, and then have lunch? Where did you get these ideas from, Mokuba?

Mokuba: I (pauses) stole it from Tea's Diary.

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Tea: WHAT?!?! HOW DID HE GET THAT?! MOKUBA!!!! I don't want to lose our valuable fiendship, but you have to give that BACK!! (runs off the set)

Director: Great, now we need ANOTHER host. Who do we have on the line?

Cameraman: Sir, the people in the back are saying that a boy named Joey Wheeler is available to host the show.

Director -_-U: Fine, fine. Call him in.

Joey: I'm here Mr. Direcor dude!

Director: You know what to do right?

Joey: Of course Mr. Director guy! I learned from Tea!

Director: Oh boy...Ok, fine...ready, ACTION!

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[Joey: Hey everyone, 'dis is Joey Wheeler speakin'. Tea Gardner is not available at the moment, so I'm fillin' in for her alright? Ok! Let's continue with the Date!]

Yugi's Front Lawn 8:35 AM

Kaiba gets off his limo: Ok...here goes! [Joey: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

*Kaiba rings the doorbell. Soon afterwards Yugi answers the door*

Yugi: Oh, hi Kaiba! Are you ready for the date?

Kaiba: Yeah, yeah, whatever. And oh yeah...(reads some writing on his hand) may I...escort you to the...ummm...limo?

Yugi: Sure, Kaiba! This is gonna be FUN!!

Kaiba: Shut up...[Joey: This is HILLARIOUS!!]

*As Kaiba and Yugi step into the Limo, romantic music starts to play*

Yugi: You know? This is my first date!

Kaiba: Like I'm interested? Buzz off, Mokuba only MADE me do this.

Yugi(a little hurt): Well...since it is still a date, I think we should talk.

Kaiba: About what?

Yugi: I don't know...what do you want to talk about?

Kaiba: Nothing

Yugi: Ok, we could talk about that...let's see where should we start? Here we go! Kaiba, you know how little nothing is? It's very little if you ask me!

Kaiba: I didn't mean it THAT way!!

Yugi: Fine. By the way? Where are we going?

Kaiba: Well (reads another part of the writing on his hand), I will take you to a very romantic movie, my...sweet sugar lips?

Yugi(blushes): Kaiba, I don't think we should kiss. We're guys you know, and we've already done that before!

Kaiba: WHAT?! I DIDN'T SAY THAT!! I MEAN...I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT!!!

[Joey: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Yugi: Come on Kaiba, the way you said it. It sounded like you mean it!

Kaiba: BUT...NO I DIDN'T!! SHUT UP!!

Limo Driver: Ummm...Mr. Kaiba? We're here at the movies.

Kaiba: Fine...we're here. Let's go Yugi

Yugi: Let's Go!!

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SM: Sorry for not updating in a LONG time, but I was extremely busy!

Joey: I LOVE this chapter! I can't wait for the next one!

Kaiba: Sure you can...everyone must wait.

SM: I'm not gonna take that long! Don't worry, people!! Come back for the next part of Yugi and Kaiba's Date!!!