The End of the story.

Finally this pathetic story is going to be brought an end. I've gotten too many nasty comments so this is the final chapter. And in NON- SCRIPT FORMAT Ok? So you can stop complaining now.

Calvin quickly realizes where he is and what he is doing.

"Ewww, gross! Susie!" snapped Calvin as he shoved Susie off his shoulder and ran to his room.

"Fine, who need you Calvin? You can go play by yourself!" Susie roared.

Susie turned the channel to something she would like. She finally found her favorite show, but she was not thinking about the plot, she was wondering why she was hitting on Calvin. Did she like him? No, not that bratty kid that throws slush balls at her and calls her nasty names. Susie cuddled up with Mr. Bun and pondered.

Calvin hurried to the bathroom and tried to wash any part of his body that was touching Susie's. Calvin then sprayed himself with Lysol, just in case, and went to his room to read the next issue of Captain Nalpalm.

The next morning Susie's parents arrived to take Susie home.

"Did you have a good time, honey?" asked Mrs. Derkins cheerfully.

"I guess." mumbled Susie. She had a terrible time. She just wasn't in the mood to talk.

"You better thank Calvin's parents for letting you stay with them." said Mr. Derkins.

"Thank you for having me." Susie said glumly.

Calvin was staring out his window as Susie walked down the street, Susie looked up and made a face at Calvin. Calvin returned it with a nastier face.

Ok, it sucked I know. If you have a criticism, could you not leave it, it's not very nice. I know the story was totally irrational and would never really happen. My apologies to Bill Watterson.