Disclaimer- I said it before! Keep your shirt on! I don't own the WWF!
Interview with Many WrestlersRaven and Terri
AM- Well, I guess my next guinea pigs should be in soon. And they are [looks down at list] Raven and Terri.
[Raven and Terri walk in. Terri does that thing with her hands to make devil horns.]
AM- Um, Terri I'm straight.
T [gasps]- You b****! How dare you call me a lesbian?!
AM- Then what was with that devil horn thingy?
T- I was posing for my fans.
AM- There are no cameras in here, so therefore there are no horny bastards for you to show your boobs to. So, sit down, shut up, and let's get this interview on the road!
T [pouts] -Fine. [She and Raven sit down.]
AM- Now, Raven. Why raven? Why not a crow? Or a blackbird?
R- Ravens are loners. Scavengers of society's scraps, if you will.
AM- But you've got Terri hanging all over you.
R- She's the female raven.
AM- Ok then. We're going to play a little game now called Withhold. Now, if you have a withhold about anyone in the WWF or in your life, say so. Just let it all out. And don't be afraid to cry.
T- Ok, my first withhold is about that b**** Trish Stratus! I mean, come on, Stratusfaction? Who the f*** does she think she is? Me? And the way she flirts with The Rock! It pisses me off so much!
AM- Anything else to say about Trish?
T- No, actually.
AM- Good. Now Raven, what about you?
R [sniffling]- Well, when I was 6, I was playing with Booker T on the playground. He called me a 'sucka' and IT HURT MY FEELINGS! [begins bawling like a baby]
AM [pats Raven on the head]- It's ok. Don't be ashamed of your tears. Let it all out. It's gonna be okay. Now do you have any other withholds?
R [stopped crying]- No.
AM- Ok, now, what's the deal with the skirt?
R [defensively]- It's not a skirt, it's a kilt.
AM- Looks like a skirt to me, but whatever. Now, Terri, would you ever get back together with Perry Saturn?
T- F*** no! That guy had no f***in brains and was obsessed with that god d*** mop!
[Perry runs in] DON'T DISS MOPPY!
AM- Perry, go home and eat some cookies.
P [pouting]-ok. [Walks out]
AM- Now, Terri, if you cold spend the night with any man in the WWF besides Raven, who would it be?
T[thinks]- hm…probably…Test. He's such a hottie.
AM- Yeah, ok. But have you noticed how he ALWAYS seems to go for girls that are taken or on the rebound?
T- What do you mean?
AM- For starters, he asked Lita out RIGHT after Matt broke up with her [Ok, let me just say that I nearly cried when that happened. I know I can't be the only one.]. Then, he asked out Torrie Wilson, even though he should know d*** well she's with Tajiri.
T- I see what you're saying, but he's still a hottie.
AM- Whatever. You guys are giving me a headache. See you later.
[Raven and Terri walk out]
AM- Well, that's all for now. Stay tuned for the next chapter when I interview…I have no idea!
TBC
A/N- Yes, I KNOW this part sucked!
A/N2- Do you have any ideas as to who I should interview next? If you do, e-mail me! Thanks!
