Disclaimer- Let me put this simple for you: I. Don't. Own. The. W. W. E.
Interview With Many WrestlersChapter 3- Shane McMahon
[Shane McMahon walks in.]
SM [singing]: here comes the money…
AM2 [shakes head]: Oi…stupid muses. Welcome, Shane. Now sit down, and let's get this interview on the road.
SM: All right, then. [he sits down]
AM2: now, first question, what made you decide to buy WCW in the first place? [a/n- yes, I know this is old!]
SM: Wanted to get my father outta business.
AM2: Ok…why did you sell all your stock to Ric Flair?
SM: Steph didn't tell me she did that! I'm gonna kill her!
AM2: Okay…are you thinking of coming back anytime soon?
SM: Just wait…Eric and I have been talking for quite some time now…[gets a very evil look about him]
AM2: You're scaring me! Stop that! Next question: Do you think your father made a wise decision when he hired Stephanie as GM of Smackdown?
SM: I don't give a shit about my sister, all right? In fact, I HOPE Eric destroys Smackdown.
AM2: All right. Calm down, calm down. Now, we're going to play a game…
SM: Oh dear god…
AM2: Not like that! It's called Word Association. I say a word, you say the first thing that comes to mind, okay?
SM: okay…I guess.
AM2: Mother
SM: Controlling bitch.
AM2: Big Ego-ed Bastard.
SM: Father.
AM2: Hm…interesting. [Scribbles something on a clipboard, which is revealed to be a game of tic-tac-toe.] Sister.
SM: Disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding trash-bag ho.
AM2: Alright, I'm definitely sensing some anger towards your family. Is there a reason for all this? Also, have you been hanging out with Chris Jericho?
SM: My father always said I was a mistake. My mother may as well be the reason WCW and ECW went out of business, and my sister's a good-for-nothing bitch! And, no, I have NOT been hanging out with Chris Jericho. He's in love with her. I've been hanging out with HHH.
AM2 [gets very interested]: Is that so…[scribbles something on her clipboard which is now a game of connect the dots] Anyway, speaking of HHH, can I get your opinion on his recent attack on Shawn Micheals, a.k.a. HBK?
SM: yeah! Shawn had it coming to him, son of a bitch! Hunter's right! He IS weak! Shawn should have listened and now he can't wrestle anymore.
AM2: Ok, I think you better leave now.
SM: What the hell? Why do I have to leave?
AM2: I'm sick of you saying bitch, now get out!
SM: FINE! [goes to leave, but turns around] But I'll have you know, that there will never be any money coming your way!
AM2: First of all, if you're asking me to sleep with you, I'd sooner kill myself. Second, if you're not, I don't want your dirty money!
[Shane leaves, apparently very peeved.]
AM2: That was interesting, now wasn't it? Stay tuned until next time when I interview HHH and his ex-wife Stephanie! Until then, bye byes!!!
A/N- Ok, this one wasn't as funny as the others, but I wanted to write it and I don't care what you think. Bye now!
