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Interview With Many Wrestlers

Chapter 3- Shane McMahon

[Shane McMahon walks in.]

SM [singing]: here comes the money…

AM2 [shakes head]: Oi…stupid muses.  Welcome, Shane.  Now sit down, and let's get this interview on the road.

SM: All right, then. [he sits down]

AM2: now, first question, what made you decide to buy WCW in the first place? [a/n- yes, I know this is old!]

SM: Wanted to get my father outta business.

AM2: Ok…why did you sell all your stock to Ric Flair?

SM: Steph didn't tell me she did that!  I'm gonna kill her!

AM2: Okay…are you thinking of coming back anytime soon?

SM: Just wait…Eric and I have been talking for quite some time now…[gets a very evil look about him]

AM2: You're scaring me!  Stop that!  Next question: Do you think your father made a wise decision when he hired Stephanie as GM of Smackdown?

SM: I don't give a shit about my sister, all right?  In fact, I HOPE Eric destroys Smackdown.

AM2: All right.  Calm down, calm down.  Now, we're going to play a game…

SM: Oh dear god…

AM2: Not like that!  It's called Word Association.  I say a word, you say the first thing that comes to mind, okay?

SM: okay…I guess.

AM2: Mother

SM: Controlling bitch.

AM2: Big Ego-ed Bastard.

SM: Father.

AM2: Hm…interesting. [Scribbles something on a clipboard, which is revealed to be a game of tic-tac-toe.] Sister.

SM: Disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding trash-bag ho.

AM2: Alright, I'm definitely sensing some anger towards your family.  Is there a reason for all this?  Also, have you been hanging out with Chris Jericho?

SM: My father always said I was a mistake.  My mother may as well be the reason WCW and ECW went out of business, and my sister's a good-for-nothing bitch! And, no, I have NOT been hanging out with Chris Jericho.  He's in love with her.  I've been hanging out with HHH.

AM2 [gets very interested]: Is that so…[scribbles something on her clipboard which is now a game of connect the dots] Anyway, speaking of HHH, can I get your opinion on his recent attack on Shawn Micheals, a.k.a. HBK?

SM: yeah!  Shawn had it coming to him, son of a bitch!  Hunter's right!  He IS weak!  Shawn should have listened and now he can't wrestle anymore.

AM2: Ok, I think you better leave now.

SM: What the hell?  Why do I have to leave?

AM2: I'm sick of you saying bitch, now get out!

SM: FINE! [goes to leave, but turns around] But I'll have you know, that there will never be any money coming your way!

AM2: First of all, if you're asking me to sleep with you, I'd sooner kill myself.  Second, if you're not, I don't want your dirty money!

[Shane leaves, apparently very peeved.]

AM2: That was interesting, now wasn't it?  Stay tuned until next time when I interview HHH and his ex-wife Stephanie!  Until then, bye byes!!!

A/N- Ok, this one wasn't as funny as the others, but I wanted to write it and I don't care what you think.  Bye now!