Disclaimer- Look, I don't the WWE alright?!  I'm not Vince McMahon!

A/N- This chapter will feature just HHH, I think Stephanie and Y2J will be in the next chapter.

A/N2- Guest Appearances:

bannonluke as Luke

Onthaedge487 as Amanda

aZrAeL as aZrAeL

Pyper316 as Pyper [she doesn't make an appearance in this chapter…but she is mentioned]

Interview With Many Wrestlers

Chapter 4- HHH

[AngryMew2 is sitting in a chair, waiting patiently, though looking very peeved.  HHH walks in.]

HHH- I am the Game-uh!

AM2- Sit down and shut your trap.  I don't have all day.

HHH- What's-uh with you?

AM2- Three letters, Trip.  P.  M.  S.

HHH- *muttering* Jericho wannabe.

AM2- No.  Now, why the hell did you attack Shawn Micheals?! [Look, it pissed me off alright!]

HHH- Why-uh are you asking me that?

AM2- For the fans who didn't see RAW than night.  Now answer!

HHH- He's weak.  He-uh can't wrestle anymore!

AM2- Well, if he's so "weak"[little finger thingy to show ""], then why was he able to beat you up enough so Kane could put you in that casket?

HHH- I-uh was distracted!

AM2- *icily* I'm sure. Now, [bannonluke suddenly runs in and begins beating Triple H with an armadillo] Luke?!  How the hell did you get out of the basement?!

Luke- Ewoks are everywhere….mwahahaha!  Die HHH! [resumes beating HHH with an armadillo]

AM2- They said they were workin' for me!  Where the hell are those little fur balls?!  I want my money back!

[Onthaedge487 then runs in and joins bannonluke in beating up HHH]

AM2- Ok then…um…AZRAEL!  HELP!

[aZrAeL walks in and begins firing tazer shots at bannonluke and Onthaedge487.  They stop beating HHH after about 5 shots, run away, and cower in the corner.  HHH looks around, screams like a little girl, and runs away.  aZrAeL sits down next to AngryMew2 ]

AM2- Thanks!

aZrAeL- No problem.  I just hope you're not planning on interviewing Jericho anytime soon.

AM2- Actually, I was gonna interview him and Steph next.  Why?

aZrAeL- Pyper

AM2- That could be a problem…*thinks a minute* Hey, Luke!

Luke- don't hurt me!

AM2- Chill, I won't hurt you…now.  Anyway, do you think you could get the Ewoks to tie Pyper316 up with grocery store twist ties and lock her in my basement?

Luke- Sure!

AM2- Cool.  Well, tune in next time when I interview Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon!

A/n- the next chapter will be out…sooner or later.  Oh yeah, here's an overview of who the next few chapters will feature:

Chapter 5- Y2J and Stephanie McMahon

Chapter 6- Edge and Christian

Chapter 7- Hulk Hogan

Chapter 8- The Dudley Boys [with Spike]