Disclaimer- Look, I don't the WWE alright?! I'm not Vince McMahon!
A/N- This chapter will feature just HHH, I think Stephanie and Y2J will be in the next chapter.
A/N2- Guest Appearances:
bannonluke as Luke
Onthaedge487 as Amanda
aZrAeL as aZrAeL
Pyper316 as Pyper [she doesn't make an appearance in this chapter…but she is mentioned]
Interview With Many Wrestlers
Chapter 4- HHH[AngryMew2 is sitting in a chair, waiting patiently, though looking very peeved. HHH walks in.]
HHH- I am the Game-uh!
AM2- Sit down and shut your trap. I don't have all day.
HHH- What's-uh with you?
AM2- Three letters, Trip. P. M. S.
HHH- *muttering* Jericho wannabe.
AM2- No. Now, why the hell did you attack Shawn Micheals?! [Look, it pissed me off alright!]
HHH- Why-uh are you asking me that?
AM2- For the fans who didn't see RAW than night. Now answer!
HHH- He's weak. He-uh can't wrestle anymore!
AM2- Well, if he's so "weak"[little finger thingy to show ""], then why was he able to beat you up enough so Kane could put you in that casket?
HHH- I-uh was distracted!
AM2- *icily* I'm sure. Now, [bannonluke suddenly runs in and begins beating Triple H with an armadillo] Luke?! How the hell did you get out of the basement?!
Luke- Ewoks are everywhere….mwahahaha! Die HHH! [resumes beating HHH with an armadillo]
AM2- They said they were workin' for me! Where the hell are those little fur balls?! I want my money back!
[Onthaedge487 then runs in and joins bannonluke in beating up HHH]
AM2- Ok then…um…AZRAEL! HELP!
[aZrAeL walks in and begins firing tazer shots at bannonluke and Onthaedge487. They stop beating HHH after about 5 shots, run away, and cower in the corner. HHH looks around, screams like a little girl, and runs away. aZrAeL sits down next to AngryMew2 ]
AM2- Thanks!
aZrAeL- No problem. I just hope you're not planning on interviewing Jericho anytime soon.
AM2- Actually, I was gonna interview him and Steph next. Why?
aZrAeL- Pyper
AM2- That could be a problem…*thinks a minute* Hey, Luke!
Luke- don't hurt me!
AM2- Chill, I won't hurt you…now. Anyway, do you think you could get the Ewoks to tie Pyper316 up with grocery store twist ties and lock her in my basement?
Luke- Sure!
AM2- Cool. Well, tune in next time when I interview Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon!
A/n- the next chapter will be out…sooner or later. Oh yeah, here's an overview of who the next few chapters will feature:
Chapter 5- Y2J and Stephanie McMahon
Chapter 6- Edge and Christian
Chapter 7- Hulk Hogan
Chapter 8- The Dudley Boys [with Spike]
