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A/N- There will be one more addition to our…er…cast.  Please welcome, EdgesGothDiva as Thorn!  Furthermore, I'll be referring to Onthaedge487 as Mandy from now on.  It saves time and space.

Interview With Many Wrestlers

Chapter 5- Y2J & Steph McMahon

[AngryMew2, aZrAeL, and EdgesGothDiva are sitting, talking, and waiting for the next interviewees to arrive]

Thorn-When are you gonna interview Edge?

AM2-Next chapter, Thorn, next chapter.

Thorn-Yeah! [Gets very, very excited]

AM2-I'm looking forward to it, too.  Now where are they?!  I don't have all day!

aZrAeL-Probably got lost.  Hey, bannonluke!

Luke-What's up?

aZrAeL-Pyper can't escape, right?

Luke-You betcha!  The Ewoks used industrial strength twist ties!

[Camera pans to see Pyper316 tied up with extra strong twist ties in my basement, fighting tooth and nail to free herself]

AM2-But they only used regular ones on you…please tell them I want my money back within the week!

Luke-I…kinda can't do that.

Thorn-And why not?

Luke-Well…they took it, bought a kangaroo, and hopped away.

AM2-You know what this reminds me of?

aZrAeL-What?

AM2-That new movie, Kangaroo Jack.

Thorn-Interesting…

Luke-Well, I gotta go find Molly Holly.  See ya!

Thorn-Good riddance!

aZrAeL-Thorn, why do you hate Luke?

Thorn-He killed Edge…[read "WWE Goes To Jurassic Park" by bannonluke, it's pretty funny]

AM2-Only in his world, Thorn, only in his world.

aZrAeL-I think they're here…I can hear 'Walls of Jericho' playing somewhere close…

Mandy-She's got elvin senses!

AM2-Where'd you come from?

Mandy-A mission, can I co-host?

[Camera pans to HHH's home.  It has been ransacked and HHH is lying in what was once a living room, twitching]

AM2-Sure.

[She sits down and Jericho kicks down the door.  Steph McMahon strolls in, looking bored]

Y2J-BOW!  Bow to the Undisputed King of the World!

AM2 [yelling because of Jericho's over-loud entrance music]-SIT DOWN, TURN IT OFF AND SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

[the music goes off and the two sit down]

Mandy-Thank you.  Now, the first question is for you Chris.  Why do you keep harping on the fact you were the first Undisputed Champ?  Everyone knows you didn't deserve the damn belts in the first place!

Y2J-What do you mean, of course I deserved those belts and I still deserve them now.  No matter, the belt will be back with its rightful owner soon enough.

aZrAeL-As delightful as it would be to hear about your plan for Angle's downfall, we need to move on.  Now, Steph, are you glad you're GM of Smackdown?

Steph-Hell yeah!  Not only do I get to order people around, in a few weeks, I will be in the perfect position to take down Bischoff forever!  [begins looking very evil]

AM2-Evilness must run in the McMahon family…anyway, Jericho, did you enjoy being naked a few weeks back for all the world to see…hey wait! I didn't write that question!  Did you guys?

aZrAeL-No.

Mandy-Sure as hell wasn't me.

Thorn-Don't look at me.

AM2-That means…

Thorn-Someone changed the questions…

aZrAeL-Pyper.  She obviously was able to get at the questions before the Ewoks tied her up.

Thorn-*notices Steph and Y2J looking very scared* Let's worry about Pyper later.  Now, Jericho, you saw AngryMew2's interview with Shane McMahon, correct?

Y2J-Yeah…*wondering where this is going*

Thorn-So, spill it!  Are you really in love with Steph?  Or was Shane just being an idiot?

Steph-Wouldn't be surprised if it was the latter.

aZrAeL-Who asked you?

Steph-Bitch!

aZrAeL-Whore!

Steph-Hoe!

aZrAeL-Slut!

AM2-Steph….aZrAeL…stop now.  We need to keep the PG-13 rating. 

Thorn-So, answer the question!

 Y2J-Well…um…you see the thing is…[is all too aware of the 5 women staring at him, waiting for an answer] yes!  I do love you, Steph!

AM2-AW!! 

Steph-Chris that's so sweet and there's no easy way to say this so I'll just say it.  I love you too.

[The two begin making out]

aZrAeL-Hey!  We need to keep the PG-13 rating, so if you're gonna pass 3rd, do it out in the car!

[Steph and Y2J leave, most likely to go find a hotel room.  Pyper316 runs in.]

Pyper-Where is he?!  They said he'd be here!

Mandy-Who's they?

Pyper-The Ewoks!  Then they jumped on the kangaroo and hopped away, yelling about Uzbekistan. At least, I think it was Uzbekistan…I don't really speak Ewok, so I couldn't really tell.

AM2-Ok then…

aZrAeL-Well, if you want to find Jericho, I believe he and Steph went…that-a-way, looking for a hotel room.

Pyper- Must…find…Jericho…must kill Steph…Jericho…all…MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Pyper then runs away, yelling insanely]

Thorn- It's time for Luke to die now!  [she turns into Bloodrayne and flies out the window, shrieking demonically]

Mandy- not to be repetitive, but ok then…

aZrAeL- I agree.  Though I have to say this is the most interesting chapter so far.

AM2- Next chapter's Edge.  Now THAT'S gonna be interesting.

TBC!!

*Tune in next time when we interview…EDGE AND CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!*