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A/N- In case you were curious, here is a list of the full cast that will be conducting the "interviews":
EdgesGothDiva as Thorn
Onthaedge487 as Mandy
aZrAeL as aZrAeL
Pyper316 as Pyper
Bannonluke as Luke
AngryMew2 [me] as Jade
Interview With Many WrestlersChapter 6- Edge and Christian
[Our 'cast' is sitting in their usual comfy chairs. There are two chairs in front of them, one is a steel chair like we would normally see on RAW or Smackdown, the other is a chair much like the cast is sitting in, only with puffier cushions. Pyper is pouting, as she was unable to chase down Jericho and Steph's car before they got to the hotel room. Jade and Thorn look very excited. aZrAeL, Mandy, and Luke are simply bored. Luke is also pouting however, as he was rejected by Molly Holly.]
Pyper- Hey, at least you got to talk to her! I never even saw Jericho, just his license plate…
Luke- But…the way she looked at me…total disgust…I was rejected for the Rock!! [a/n- a couple I've become very fond of lately(Molly/Rock, I mean)] *begins to cry on aZrAeL's shoulder*
aZrAeL- Cry me a river, build a bridge and GET OVER IT! And while you're at it, off my shoulder!
Luke- Meanie!
aZrAeL- So I guess I'm just an insensitive bitch, huh?
Jade- Both of you stop fighting! I can hear something…
Voice #1: Dude, you so used the last of the shampoo!
Voice #2: No I didn't! You did! You've got more hair than me anyway!
Voice #1: Not to mention more brains…
Thorn- It's them! They're coming! [begins checking her appearance]
Jade- I know! [empties a tin of Altoids into her mouth] How's my breath?
Mandy- Man, they're acting weird!
aZrAeL- It's because we're interviewing Edge.
Mandy- Oh…ok. Understandable…I guess.
Luke- Quiet, Ms I-wanna-be-like-the Rock-when-I-grow up!
Mandy- You shut up Mr. I-wanna-marry-the-woman-with-the-biggest-butt-in-the-world!
Jade- Mandy, Luke, what did I tell you about the PG-13 rating? And besides, I think they're almost here!
aZrAeL- *coughcoughpatheticcoughcough*
Thorn- Shut up, aZrAel!
[the door bangs open] C- I'M HERE!!!!!!!!! *crickets chirp, the 'cast' stares*
Jade- And? Where's Edge?
C- *sniff* No one likes me…not fair!
Thorn- Life ain't fair! So where is he?!
E- Right here, ladies!
Thorn- H-hi.
Jade- H-h-hey there…W-won't you sit down? *motions to the puffy chair*
E- Thanks…*looks slightly weirded out*
aZrAeL- Hey! Crybaby! Get your butt over here! *Christian skulks over and slumps into the steel chair. Not long after, Jade and Thorn have attached themselves to Edge's legs*
Mandy- Luke, you ask the first question.
Luke- Ok, Christian, why did you decide to ally yourself with Chris Jericho?
C- Strong guy, powerful, protect me.
aZrAeL- Fair enough. Now, Edge would- JADE! THORN! Get off him! Give the poor guy some breathing room!
[Jade and Thorn return to their chairs, looking slightly depressed. (and I'll leave the rest to your imagination) ]
E- Woah, I can breathe. Thanks.
aZrAeL- No problem. Now, if you could pick one person to wrestle for the WWE championship who would it be and why?
E- I'd have to say…either Big Show or Brock Lesnar. Without Paul Heyman around. Loud-mouthed bastard ruined my title shot!
Thorn- I know! I punched a hole in my wall when I saw that!
Jade- I just cursed profusely.
E- I think I'm looking at the two biggest Edgeheads ever.
Thorn& Jade- YOU KNOW IT!
E- Dude..ettes, that so totally
Edge, Thorn & Jade- REEKS OF AWESOMENESS!
Mandy- Okay, okay okay! Now, Christian, do you like RAW or would you rather be on Smackdown?
C- RAW good. Big Show not on RAW…me safe.
Luke- Alright, interesting. *scribbles on a clipboard, which is revealed to be a drawing of the Rock with his head on fire and him kissing Molly Holly* Edge, if you could date any woman in the WWE, besides the 2 psychos sitting next to me, who would it be and why?
Thorn- I'm gonna get you for that, Luke…
Jade- Not if I get to him first.
E- I'd have to say…Trish. Fellow Canadian, nice girl, and not a bad body either.
Mandy- Oh my god, is that all you guys look for in a girl?!
E- What are you talking about?
Mandy- It's all about what's up here, isn't it?! *motions to her chest* Never what's in here?! *motions to her heart, then her head* Or in here?!
Jade- Actually Mandy, that's not ENTIRELY true.
Mandy- What're you talking about?
Jade *whispering*- Luke's obsession with Molly.
Mandy- Aaah. Right.
Jade- Now, I'll ask the next question. Edge, would you-
Thorn- marry me?!?!
Jade- I know your feelings, Thorn, but QUIET! Would you rather be on RAW or are you cool with Smackdown?
E- I'm cool with Smackdown. Not having to be around Bitch-off totally reeks to awesomeness!
Whole cast: You call him that too?!
E- Yeah…
Whole cast: COOL!
Luke: Alright, Christian, if Shane McMahon was to come back and boot out Bitch-off, how would you feel?
C- Bischoff scary…Shane cool…me be happy…
E- Dude you are SO starting to freak me out!
aZrAeL- You're not alone there, dude.
Mandy- Ok, I've got a question! How come you can't talk in full sentences Christian?
C- me…no…stop…making…fun…me…WAAAAH!!!!!!!! *runs out crying*
Jade- Alright then! I guess we can declare this interview over with!
Pyper- We can?
Jade- Yeah. One of our interviewees has left. Can't have half an interview, now can we?
Thorn- Guess not…
E- Well, I'm outta here. See ya.
[all lovey-dovey] Jade& Thorn- Bye…
aZrAeL- oi…the things I do for entertainment…
Luke- hey! Are you gonna interview the Undertaker any time soon?
Jade- I guess…
Pyper- After Dudleyz?
Thorn- Sure.
Jade- Ok then, it's decided. See you all later! *waves at camera*
TBC!!
A/N- ok, so this chapter wasn't as good as the last one but give me a break! My brain stopped functioning about 2 days ago…and I'm on spring break now so I'm not really thinking. So, in closing, tune in next tiem when we interview Hulk Hogan! Bye now!
