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Interview With Many Wrestlers

Chapter 7- Hulk Hogan

Pyper- I'm bored!!!!  When's the next interviewee coming in?!

aZrAeL- he should be here soon, right Jade?

Jade- Don't look at me!  It was Luke's job to find him.

Luke- Oh…yeah. [he walks over, leans out the door and yells something in another language that suspiciously like Pig Latin.]

Mandy- What was that all about?

Luke- our next interviewee should be arriving…now.

[Hulk Hogan is thrown in, bound and gagged.  He lands with a thud]

aZrAeL- Is someone going to untie the poor man?

Jade- I'm too tired.  Can you do it, Thorn?

Thorn- *shrugs* Sure, whatever. [She walks over and untied Hogan]

HH- Thanks, brother…er, sister.

Thorn- Whatever. [She returns to her seat.]

Pyper- I have a question for you Mr. Hogan! [jumping up and down as she talks]

HH- What, sister?

Pyper- how come you keep denying you're Mr. America?! We all know you are!!

HH- I am NOT Mr. America brother…and sister…s!  I was not even NEAR the arena that night.

Luke- You are such a god damned liar!  Not to mention a hypocrite!!

Mandy [to Jade]- Aren't you going to remind him about the PG-13 rating?

Jade- Not quite yet.  Luke seems to have a lot of pent-up rage.  I think it's good for him to get it out before he does something stupid.

Mandy- Aaah.

HH- What the hell are you talking about, brother?

Luke- Remember, when you kept going around saying 'Don't Do Drugs'?

HH- Yeah…

Luke- What the hell was that?!  We all know you were on them!

HH- Brother I am going to say this one time, I am not on drugs!

Pyper- Yeah, just like you're 'not' Mr. America!

HH- For the last time, I'm not brother…er, sister!

Jade- Alright, this is starting to bore me.  Let's play Word Association!

HH- Word Association?

Jade- Yeah.  One of us will say a word, you say the first thing that comes to mind. Okie dokie?

HH- I guess…

Luke- Steroids!

HH- Scott Steiner!

Luke- *sarcastically* Never saw that one coming…

Mandy- Red

HH- Yellow

Pyper- Jericho!

HH- extremely annoying!

Pyper- HEY!  [goes to leap at Hogan but aZrAeL hits her w/ the tazer again] OW!!!

aZrAeL- Vince McMahon

HH- Bastard

Thorn- What else is new…JR!

HH- slobberknocker!

Jade- Damn straight!  King

HH- Loudmouthed pervert

Luke- Holla if ya hear me!  Holy shit I just said a Steiner phrase!!  Is there soap anywhere?!  Disinfectant?!

HH- Mr. Clean!

Jade- Have you suddenly turned into Perry Saturn?

HH- Idiot!

Jade- I am not!

Thorn- Jade, he still thinks we're doing the Word Association thing.

Jade- Oooh.  Luke, put down the bottle of Clorox before you hurt yourself!

Luke- Must…wash…mouth…Steiner…FOUL!! *runs out screaming*

HH- Chicken!

Jade- Alright, Hogan, get out!

HH- Outside!

Thorn- Allow me. *she walks over, picks up Hogan and chucks him out the door.  Sometime later we hear a loud thud, cursing, and high-pitched shrieking.

aZrAeL- where'd you throw him?

Thorn- Steph and Jericho's hotel room.

aZrAeL- Good one.

[Luke walks back in, grinning.]

Pyper- Dude!  Your teeth are like, super shiny!

Jade- So I assume your mouth in clean again?

Luke- Yup!  Edge gave me some of his mouthwash.  He says the secret is bleach.

aZrAeL- that's believable.

Jade *turns to camera*- Well, that's all for now.  Tune in next time when we interview…the Dudley Boyz!

Pyper- With Spike?

Jade- Nah.  He and Molly can have their own chapter.

Luke- NO!  Spike must not be present!  Molly is mine!

aZrAeL- You wish!

Luke- Sadly, that's all it is…a wish.

Mandy- Yeah…that was scary.  Hey can we interview the Rock soon?

Thorn- How about after we interview Undertaker?

Jade- Okay, but let's make it a double.

aZrAeL- Who're we gonna pair him with?

Jade- Trish

Luke- NO!  Not Trash!

Thorn- There's just no pleasing you, is there Luke?

Luke- So I can't stand Trish, big deal!  But I will be happy when we interview Undertaker!

Jade- Alright then.  I say we just end this chapter right now before any of us suffer permanent mental damage.  Peace out!

TBC!!

A/N- Here's a layout of who the next few chapters will feature:

Chapter 8- The Dudley Boyz

Chapter 9- The Undertaker

Chapter 10- The Rock and Trish Stratus

Chapter 11- Spike Dudley and Molly Holly

Chapter 12- Stone Cold Steve Austin