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Interview With Many Wrestlers
Chapter 7- Hulk HoganPyper- I'm bored!!!! When's the next interviewee coming in?!
aZrAeL- he should be here soon, right Jade?
Jade- Don't look at me! It was Luke's job to find him.
Luke- Oh…yeah. [he walks over, leans out the door and yells something in another language that suspiciously like Pig Latin.]
Mandy- What was that all about?
Luke- our next interviewee should be arriving…now.
[Hulk Hogan is thrown in, bound and gagged. He lands with a thud]
aZrAeL- Is someone going to untie the poor man?
Jade- I'm too tired. Can you do it, Thorn?
Thorn- *shrugs* Sure, whatever. [She walks over and untied Hogan]
HH- Thanks, brother…er, sister.
Thorn- Whatever. [She returns to her seat.]
Pyper- I have a question for you Mr. Hogan! [jumping up and down as she talks]
HH- What, sister?
Pyper- how come you keep denying you're Mr. America?! We all know you are!!
HH- I am NOT Mr. America brother…and sister…s! I was not even NEAR the arena that night.
Luke- You are such a god damned liar! Not to mention a hypocrite!!
Mandy [to Jade]- Aren't you going to remind him about the PG-13 rating?
Jade- Not quite yet. Luke seems to have a lot of pent-up rage. I think it's good for him to get it out before he does something stupid.
Mandy- Aaah.
HH- What the hell are you talking about, brother?
Luke- Remember, when you kept going around saying 'Don't Do Drugs'?
HH- Yeah…
Luke- What the hell was that?! We all know you were on them!
HH- Brother I am going to say this one time, I am not on drugs!
Pyper- Yeah, just like you're 'not' Mr. America!
HH- For the last time, I'm not brother…er, sister!
Jade- Alright, this is starting to bore me. Let's play Word Association!
HH- Word Association?
Jade- Yeah. One of us will say a word, you say the first thing that comes to mind. Okie dokie?
HH- I guess…
Luke- Steroids!
HH- Scott Steiner!
Luke- *sarcastically* Never saw that one coming…
Mandy- Red
HH- Yellow
Pyper- Jericho!
HH- extremely annoying!
Pyper- HEY! [goes to leap at Hogan but aZrAeL hits her w/ the tazer again] OW!!!
aZrAeL- Vince McMahon
HH- Bastard
Thorn- What else is new…JR!
HH- slobberknocker!
Jade- Damn straight! King
HH- Loudmouthed pervert
Luke- Holla if ya hear me! Holy shit I just said a Steiner phrase!! Is there soap anywhere?! Disinfectant?!
HH- Mr. Clean!
Jade- Have you suddenly turned into Perry Saturn?
HH- Idiot!
Jade- I am not!
Thorn- Jade, he still thinks we're doing the Word Association thing.
Jade- Oooh. Luke, put down the bottle of Clorox before you hurt yourself!
Luke- Must…wash…mouth…Steiner…FOUL!! *runs out screaming*
HH- Chicken!
Jade- Alright, Hogan, get out!
HH- Outside!
Thorn- Allow me. *she walks over, picks up Hogan and chucks him out the door. Sometime later we hear a loud thud, cursing, and high-pitched shrieking.
aZrAeL- where'd you throw him?
Thorn- Steph and Jericho's hotel room.
aZrAeL- Good one.
[Luke walks back in, grinning.]
Pyper- Dude! Your teeth are like, super shiny!
Jade- So I assume your mouth in clean again?
Luke- Yup! Edge gave me some of his mouthwash. He says the secret is bleach.
aZrAeL- that's believable.
Jade *turns to camera*- Well, that's all for now. Tune in next time when we interview…the Dudley Boyz!
Pyper- With Spike?
Jade- Nah. He and Molly can have their own chapter.
Luke- NO! Spike must not be present! Molly is mine!
aZrAeL- You wish!
Luke- Sadly, that's all it is…a wish.
Mandy- Yeah…that was scary. Hey can we interview the Rock soon?
Thorn- How about after we interview Undertaker?
Jade- Okay, but let's make it a double.
aZrAeL- Who're we gonna pair him with?
Jade- Trish
Luke- NO! Not Trash!
Thorn- There's just no pleasing you, is there Luke?
Luke- So I can't stand Trish, big deal! But I will be happy when we interview Undertaker!
Jade- Alright then. I say we just end this chapter right now before any of us suffer permanent mental damage. Peace out!
TBC!!
A/N- Here's a layout of who the next few chapters will feature:
Chapter 8- The Dudley Boyz
Chapter 9- The Undertaker
Chapter 10- The Rock and Trish Stratus
Chapter 11- Spike Dudley and Molly Holly
Chapter 12- Stone Cold Steve Austin
