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A/N-We have a new addition to our lovely little bunch!  [Luke] yeah, lovely, and Hogan's not a moron. [Jade] Quiet, you!  Please welcome Sonar as Brandy! [applause]

Interview With Many Wrestlers

Chapter 8- The Dudley Boyz

[As usual, the cast is seated in their comfy chairs.  However, there is an extra chair in the cast row.  In addition, there are two wooden chairs across from them.  Near the back of the room is a folded up table.  Trouble is brewing already.]

Luke- You know, even though Edge's mouth wash saved me from Steiner phrases my breath really reeks now!

Pyper- Really?!  Lemme smell! [Luke breaths on her] Oh god!  Did you eat a dead fish or something!?!

Luke- No, just drank Edge's mouthwash.

Edge- DUDE!  You're not supposed to drink it!  You just swirl it in your mouth and spit it out then viola!  Your breath will totally reek of minty freshness!  And your teeth will sparkle like diamonds too!

Luke- Oops…*blushes*

Thorn- Oi…So, are we really getting a new cast member?

Jade- You betcha!  Come on in, Brandy!

[Sonar walks in, looking slightly nervous.  She sits down in the empty chair]

Brandy- Comfy…

Mandy- Hey, don't be so uptight and nervous.  We're all nice here, don't worry.

Brandy- Okay…so, are the Dudley Boyz here yet?

aZrAeL- No!  And if I have to wait much longer we're going to have serious problems!

[Suddenly the door breaks down and the Dudley Boyz walk in]

D-Von& Bubba- WAZZZZZUP!?!?!?!

Brandy *lovey-dovey*- hi…

Mandy- alright, fix the door, sit down and let's get this interview on the road!

[The Dudley Boyz follow Mandy's instructions.  Brandy looks as if she could faint, much like Jade and Thorn did during Edge's interview] 

Pyper- ok, I'll go first, why do you hate Eric Bischoff?  Both of you can answer!

D-Von- Man's a dirty perverted scum-bag

Bubba- Yeah and he tried to fire us, too!

aZrAeL- no shit Sherlock!  Anyway, Bubba, why do you feel the need to beat up Trish?

Luke- Because she's a dirty good-for-nothing hoe!!

Jade- As a Trish fan, Luke, I have to hit you now. *hits Luke with an armadillo*  Please continue.

Bubba- She never made good on her promises!

Mandy- *raises an eyebrow, looking disgustingly like a female version of The Rock* Promises?

Bubba- she promised she'd sleep with me!

aZrAeL- And…she never did?

Bubba- no!  I was rejected for Rainbow Brite!

Pyper- So…your beating up Trish is symbolizing your anger towards her feelings for Jeff Hardy?

Bubba- YEAH!  And the fact that she never slept with me!

Jade- *mutters* it's all about sex.  Anyway, D-Von, why did you decide to go back to being a Dudley and abandon your pursuit of religion?

D-Von- I missed puttin' people through tables.  Plus I was sick of that bastard Batista beatin' on me!

Jade- Interesting…

Luke- Why were you guys so mean to Spike and Molly?

Mandy- Luke, that's ancient history!

Thorn *whispering*- You know how obsessed he is with Molly

Mandy- Yeah, but…is it healthy?

Thorn- No.  But is my and Jade's obsession with Edge healthy?

Mandy- What does that have to do with anything?

Thorn- Absolutely nothing.

Bubba- Because Molly's a little floosey.  Always has been always will be.

Pyper- you're gonna regret that one…

Luke- She is not! *grabs Bubba by throat* Take it back!  Take it back, damnit!

aZrAeL- Luke, let go of Bubba NOW!

Luke- Not until he takes it back! *begins to vigorously shake Bubba, looking like some sick impression of Homer choking Bart [a/n- it's The Simpsons, people]

aZrAeL- Let go or I'm getting the tazer!

Luke- EEP!  *lets go of Bubba, runs, and cowers in a corner*

Bubba- Thanks…*massaging his neck* damn, he's got a strong grip…

Jade- okay, this next question is for both of you.  If you could wrestle anyone in the WWE for the Tag Team Championship who would they be and why?

Bubba- APA, no contest.

D-Von: No, it'd have to be those French bastards, La Resistent…or whatever the hell they call themselves.

[The entire cast is very happy at this.  Luke has returned to his chair, though he has taken to twitching every few seconds, a wild, scared expression on his face.

Mandy: Why La Resistance, Bubba?

Bubba- Have you ever watched them?  Enough said right there.

Luke: I *twitch* agree.  But why not *twitch* APA?

D-Von: We already fought them, Bubba, remember?

Bubba: Oh yeah, and we kicked their asses, too!

D-Von: Hell yeah!

Bubba: Hey, D-Von

D-Von: What, man?

Bubba: GET THE TABLES!

Mandy: Um, I hate to interrupt, but who do you plan to put through the table?

D-Von: the armadillo!

Jade: Absolutely not!  The poor thing's been through enough!  It was used to beat HHH in chapter four!

Brandy: You can put me through a table!

Bubba: Okay. [D-Von sets up the table and they proceed to perform the 3-D on Brandy, and then walk out.]

Pyper: What an unceremonious end to such a chapter.

aZrAeL: Pyper, since when did you know big words like unceremonious?

Pyper: HEY! Jade, give me the armadillo.

Jade: Hell no!  This poor thing needs rest…and a name!

Luke: How about Army?

Brandy: I like Dillo *she faints*

Mandy: what about Dill?

Pyper: Too much like Rugrats.  We could be sued for copyright infringement and eys I know what those words mean!

Jade: Why don't we call him Bob?

[Everyone more or less agrees]

Luke: Can I just say something?  I don't remember ever agreeing to interview Stone Cold!

Jade: Every now and then I have to make an executive decision, Luke.

Luke: Who says you have the power to do that?

Jade: um…this fic is published under my name.  I kinda suffered through interviewing not only HHH but also Terri and Raven.

Luke: Oh…yeah.

Jade: but if it makes you feel better, our next interviewee is the Undertaker.

Luke: Seriously?

Thorn: Yep.

Luke: EEP! [he begins running around, acting loonier than before Edge was interviewed]

Mandy: Wait til he finds out we're interviewing Molly soon.

TBC!!

A/N- There ya go, chapter 8!  What insanity awaits in Chapter 9?  Read to find out!