Anime Soufflé
Featuring Video Games Too

***

Suddenly every one who got "zapped" appears on the island's beach in one collective ZAP! And Pandemonium breaks out.

"Who-?" "What the-?" "Ummm."

Phoenix comes out. Phoenix: Okay, okay, that's enough, that's enough shut up!

Everyone quiets down.

Phoenix: Hi! I'm Bloody Phoenix, you can call me Phoenix. I went to this island for a vacation and as you can see it's deserted. It's called Island Island.

Dommon: *raises hand* Why?

Phoenix: Well cause no one knew what to call it so the just called it island however in a sentence, to signify what the name of something is sometimes its followed by what that thing is hence "Island" Island. Get it?

Dommon: Ya know something, you're just plain annoying.

Phoenix: *points finger at Dommon who immediately sprouts Donkey ears* That's for calling me annoying. They should fall off in a day or so.

Dommon: WHAT THE HELL?! YOU ASSHOLE! *Dommon immediately grows a donkey tail to match the ears*

Phoenix: I think that should teach you. Now y'all are some of the best examples of video games and anime. And since this island is deserted I've sent you here to give me company I think we'll have a rather fun time.

Yusuke: WHADDYA MEAN? WE'RE NOT GONNA BE YOUR SLAVES!

Phoenix: If you want to leave the island go right ahead, it's a swim of quite a few miles to the mainland. Otherwise there's no way off.

Chibodee: HA! I've got a Gundam! *snaps fingers* Rise Gundam Maxter! *nothing happens* Gundam? Where are you?

Fox: Uh? What's a Gundam?

Phoenix: It won't come, your Gundam is actually having a fun time without you.

***

Gundam Maxter: So, Noble Gundam? How's about dinner tonight?

***

Phoenix: For that matter, really all of you who have ships, or something, they won't come to you. And the people with special powers, they won't work outside this island. However you're free to use them in the island.

Kuabara: ALRIGHT! *spirit sword comes out of his hand* prepare to get some you-

Phoenix: I'd think twice about that *points to Dommon*

Kuabara: Oh, yeah, uh, right.

Phoenix: Anyway, we're gonna have a great time, I'll keep you for a few weeks, then you can go. We'll be doin' crazy stuff daily, it'll be a good ol' time! Now its time for me to check roll! Let's see.

Zelda:

Link

Zelda

Ganondorf

Zoids NC0:

Bit

Leena

Brad

Jamie

Doc

Yu Yu Hakasho:

Yusuke

Kuabara

Hiei

Kurama

Boton

Kaiko

Puu

Zoids CC:

Van

Fiona

Irvine

Moonbay

Star Fox (Adventures):

Fox

Krystal

Slippy

Falco

Peppy

Rob

G Gundam:

Dommon

Rain

Chibodee

Sci-Scici

George

Argo

Allenby

Phoenix: That's thirty two people. Okay then, so I'll explain the rules of this contest-thingy. I'll be distributing individual points for all of you during the activities at the end of this all, whoever has the most points wins a spectacular prize, it's not a crappy magazine subscription nor is it a years supply of tuna, and it's definitely not the Carlton Sheets guide to how to make money off of real estate. It's something really cool! And it's also a surprise.

Link: It might be worthwhile.

Zelda: I didn't know that you could talk!

Link: Hey neither did I!

Phoenix: I gave you that power, see I'm the author of this- never mind let's just say I have special powers and leave it at that.

Sci-Scici: Hey bro! I got a question! Is there a bathroom?!?!?

Phoenix: Can you wait?

Sci: I guess so.

Phoenix: okay here's the list of basic rules.

1. No unruly conduct.

2. No profanity.

3. No drug use.

4. No violence

5. No pets (except Puu, who really doesn't count)

6. No shirt, no shoes, no service.

7. No bad behavior period.

8. Please feel free to break any or all of the above rules.

Phoenix: And here's the list of really important rules.

1. Do not offend Phoenix in any way or manner.

2. You shall address Phoenix as Phoenix or Bloody Phoenix. No exceptions. Well, Sci-scici can call 'im Bro, but we all know that Sci has problems.

3. A reminder not to offend Phoenix, he will not take a joke.

4. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL YOU ENTER PHOENIX'S DORM!!!

Note: the breaking of these rules is punishable by death, torture, disfigurement, mutilation, etc.

Sci: Hey Bro, I really gotta use the bathroom! *legs together*

Phoenix: Just hang on. Okay, there are three dorms. The Girls dorm, Boys dorm A and Boys dorm B. I didn't realize that the boys outnumbered the girls more than 2 to 1 -guess the producers of your shows/video games are really sexist- so I built Boys dorm B about 20 minutes ago. Because of this, it doesn't have any climate control or TVs or Gamecubes or radios, it's pretty much a shack with beds. Now, behind me is a path that leads into the rain forest, it splits into a 3-way fork. To the right is the Girl's dorm. If you go straight that Boys A, if you go left, its Boys B. Um. its kind of a hike to get to B. My dorm is in a secret location.

Sci: I REALLY NEED THE BATHROOM! *eyes watering, legs crossed, hands clutching self*

Phoenix: tell ya what, if you can wait you get ten points, k?

Sci: *squeaky voice* OK.

Phoenix: Now here's a board, it's very pretty isn't it? *bulletin board appears* I'm going to my dorm to decide lodgings, y'all stay put, until a paper appears here, then you're free to go to your dorm.

Larry King: WAIT! What about me?

Phoenix: Oh I almost forgot! You have a special purpose. You'll be sitting in a chair in a room on this island, whenever anyone feels, sad, angry, suicidal, happy, or any emotion and you need to work it off, come to that room, where you can torture or kill Larry King! He's been granted immortality by me so he'll feel the pain but he'll never die! Cya. *disappears*

Larry King: HEY! *all of a sudden, gets bound with rope and sat in a chair which flies away*

Everyone's quiet for a moment then they break out in conversation.

Fox: Damn it, I never knew I was a video game! To think my destiny was controlled by some video geek all that time!

Link: Tell me about it.

***

Leena: I love your figure Dommon!

Rain: HEY! HANDS OFF!

Leena: Anyway

Rain: I SAID QUIT TALKING TO HIM!

Leena: Make me!

Rain: Bring it on bitch!

***

Bit: So you're like, from the same planet, just a few hundred years back?

Van: Yeah something like that.

Bit: Weird, so it's like I'm meeting a guy from the past right?

Van: something like that?

Bit: So if I poke you *pokes Van* that means I'm poking a guy from the past?

Van: HEY! I'm straight thank you!

Bit: Damn! Anyway, if I look at you, I'm looking at a guy form the past?

Van: *gritting teeth* Yes, fag, you are.

Bit: Cool! So if I sniff you, I'm sniffing a guy from the past.

Van: GET AWAY!

Bit: But, I am right?

Van: Yeah, but get away.

Bit: Way too cool, now suppose I were to stick my hand down-

Van: IRVINE HELP!!!

Bit: Oh, I didn't know you were already taken!

Van: I TOLD YOU ALREADY I'M STRAIGHT! GOD! It's just like my childhood! *breaks down and starts rocking in a fetal position on the ground.

***

George: tisk, tisk, tisk, it's too bad how many gay's there are in the world, and Asians too, not too mention-

Kuabara: Dude, that's not cool, it's not good to be racist. It's against my code.

Yusuke: Screw your code, your code sucks, there's too much that you're against, lighten up!

Kuabara: Bring it on Yerameshi (splg?????)

George: and Jamaicans, God, there are way too many Jamaicans.

Hiei: Now really, you oughtta stop now before ya get hurt.

George: Oh, and midget's too.

Hiei: OKAY! THAT'S IT! *immediately draws sword*

George: *draws sword too* alright 4 foot nuthin' let's go!

***

Allenby: Men, always fighting.

Boton: You said it. I love your hair, nice and blue.

Allenby: Yours too, it's just so blue! Oh and you as well.

Krystal: Thanks

Boton: Let's do the blue chant!

All: Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue!

Later.

Allenby: Of course mines bluer then yours, just by a bit, though yours is still nice!

Boton: Well yours may be darker, but everyone knows that according to Blue magazine issue 155632779, light blue is more in.

Allenby: True, however, according to Blue TV, this shade is more attractive.

Krystal: If you ask me, mine's better than both of yours

Allenby: How dare you?!?!

Three start fighting.

Falco: If you ask me ladies, all of you seem to have the same perfect shade of blue.

Two stop fighting and look at Falco.

Boton: *gasps*

Allenby: Why look at you! You're covered in blue, though they're only feathers, who cares!

Both stare at Falco.

***

Meanwhile the bulletin board flashes and everyone stops what they're doing to look at it. It looks kinda like this.

Girls:

Zelda

Leena

Boton

Kaiko

Fiona

Moonbay

Krystal

Rain

Allenby

Slippy

(whoops my mistake on the last one)

Slippy: Hmmph!

Boys A:

Brad

Jamie

Doc

Kurama

Irvine

Fox

Slippy

Falco

Chibodee

George

Argo

Boys B:

Link

Ganondorf

Bit

Yusuke

Kuabara

Hiei

Van

Peppy

Rob

Dommon

Sci-scici

Puu: undecided

Everyone, but Yu Yu Hakasho characters: Who's Puu?

Yusuke: Why, Puu is one of the greatest creatures on the planet.

Kurama: He guides us with his wise words of wisdom.

Kuabara: His intelligence is only comparable to a yak!

Hiei: And yours to a head of lettuce you idiot, yaks are really dumb.

Yak: Hey man, that ain't cool!

Kaiko: Anyway, Puu is truly amazing.

Yu Yu Hakasho people move aside to reveal Puu who's been sitting there the whole time.

Puu: Puu?

All: *gasp* We must bow down to Puu!

Puu: *blushing and hiding face with ears* Puu!

Boys A People: Puu needs to stay with us!

Boys B: No, our dorm is supposed to suck, we don't deserve Puu!

Girls dorm: O don't be silly, Puu's staying with us! He needs a feminine touch!

Boys A: Yeah, but Puu is a HE! He needs to be with his own Gender.

Yusuke: He's my spirit-beast, so I'll decide where he goes!

Kaiko: Yeah, but I take care of him!

Yusuke: Ya know, we're not even sure whether or not he's a he or a she.

Jamie: Out of the way losers, you're all obviously too dumb to tell. *grabs Puu, turns him upside-down and looks at him* Uh. gee, I can't even tell. hmm.

Puu: PUUUU!!! *in an amazing effort to escape, Puu pulls away and uses his wings/ears to fly on top of the bulletin board where he sits shivering turned away from the group*

Kaiko: You little jackass! You violated Puu! Look at him! He's in shock!

Jamie: God, he's just a stupid animal, he doesn't care!

All: WHY YOU LITTLE!

Later:

Yusuke: So it's agreed, we'll switch off every other night, between Boys A and Girls, okay?

Kaiko: Deal!

The two shake hands.

Yusuke: So who gets him first?

Kaiko: We'll flip a coin.

Yusuke: Right.

Kaiko: HA! We win!

Sci: Okay, I've b-been waiting-g v-very p-p-patiently for a long, long, l-l- l-long time, and I rrrreally n-need to go! I happen to be in the dorm that Phoenix said was f-far aw-w-way, so if we can go, p-p-please!

Everyone else: good idea.

The entire group goes down the path until the reach the fork, the girls go right, half the boys go straight and the other half turn left.

Jamie, whose legs and arms happen to be broken: Hey, what about me, look I'm sorry that I violated Puu! C'mon! A little help!

***

Link leads the way as he, Ganondorf, Bit, Yusuke, Kuabara, Hiei, Peppy, Rob, Dommon, and Sci-scici who's barely walking start down the path.

Link: So, how far'd Phoenix say it was?

Dommon: Not sure *swooshes tail* of course I wouldn't trust that- *all of a sudden, Dommon's legs turn into donkey legs*

Yusuke: Guess he's got the entire island bugged.

Ganondorf: I can't believe I'm stuck with you!

Link: Well if you think I'm happy about it-!

Rob: *Extends arms, grabs both and bonks their heads together* C'mon people he said it's only a few weeks. You can survive.

The group trudges on pleasantly conversing, for about 20 minutes.

Hiei: What time is it?

Kuabara: Looks like.

Hiei: Shut up moron, you don't even have a watch.

Rob: It's 2:30

Sci: And I haven't peed for about 30 hours now.

Dommon: Ya should've gone before we came here.

Sci: DO YOU THINK I KNEW WE WERE GONNA COME HERE!?

Bit: Say, where's Van.

Rob: Still lying in a fetal position on the beach after you nearly raped him.

About 30 minutes later.

Link: Okay, we've been at it for almost an hour now, what's up with this?!

Bit: Look, a sign!

The group comes out in a small clearing where the road splits into three before them. One straight, one to the left and one to the right.

Bit: It says, that Dorm B is straight ahead!

Sci: Shouldn't we read the other sign bro?

Link: Forget the other sign, we're almost there!

Entire group runs forward except for Sci who tries to hobble.

Later

The entire group is hiking slowly up the path which is at a 60 degree angle. They're on a giant mountain covered in ice and snow with wind speeds of about 75 mph

Link: WE CAN MAKE IT!!

Dommon: WHAT???

Link: I SAID WE CAN MAKE IT!!!!!

Sci: I th-thought (now stuttering due to the coldness) th-that th-this was a t-t-t-tropical island!

Ganondorf: Well, I guess we're so high up, that would explain it!

Sci: Well, at least my pee is frozen solid, I don't have to go anymore!

Our heroes trudge around the mountain for a little while. Finally the path starts moving away from the mountain, our heroes re-enter the rainforest, Ganondorf is carrying Yusuke who's frozen inside an icicle.

Ganondorf: Urrgh, when is he gonna thaw out!?

Hiei: Well its no surprise, he isn't wearing anything but that thin shirt and equally thin pants, I say you leave him here.

All of a sudden there's a clearing up ahead. Everyone runs into it. The road splits up into three directions again.

Link: There's something vaguely familiar about this place, I just can't lay my finger on it.

Ganondorf: UURRGH! *he accidentally drops Yusuke whose icicle bursts and he lays shivering on the ground* THIS IS THE SAME FOUR-WAY INTERSECTION WE WERE AT BEFORE!

Bit: Oh! I get it, we came from here *goes to the path that's branching off to the left* and went here, *goes to path that goes to the right* and ended up here! Huh! Well who'd have thought? Heh heh!

Kuabara: Hey, that is pretty funny!

All else: IT'S NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT!

Sci: We wasted two hours going around that mountain! And I gotta go again!

All else: WHO CARES?!

Link: Okay so this time we go straight, which would've been left last time that we were here.

Sci: And look there's that other sign I told you we should read!

*Flashback*

The group comes out in a small clearing where the road splits into three before them. One straight, one to the left and one to the right.

Bit: It says, that Dorm B is straight ahead!

Sci: Shouldn't we read the other sign bro?

Link: Forget the other signs, we're almost there!

*End Flashback*

Sci: And the other sign says: 'For a quicker way to Dorm B, this way' So in other words, if we had read this sign, we would have avoided that-

All else: Well, Whoop-dee-doo! Now SHUT UP YOU BRAT!

And so the quest continues.

An hour and a half later.

Yusuke: *panting* WATER! I NEED WATER!

The entire group is crawling across a sandy desert.

Peppy: Why, this reminds me of the drought of '42, a fine year it was, but-

Bit: Oh, you're still alive, that's the first time you've even talked this whole walk?

Peppy: Ya gotta conserve energy when you're as old as I am! What's your name? Bill?

Bit: Bit.

Peppy: Oh thanks, so anyway George, as I was saying. uh. what was I talkin about?

Dommon: HOW LONG WILL THE MISERY GO ON!?!?!

Meanwhile Ganondorf is happily floating in the air along with Rob who's using his jet-pack.

Sci: NO FAIR! I WANNA FLOAT! I WANNA USE THE BATHROOM!!!

Dommon: SHUT UP! YA THINK YOU HAVE PROBLEMS! TRY DOING THIS WITH DONKEY FEET!!!

Peppy: Why look! An oasis!

Sci: Look, old bro, it's a mirage, it plays tricks on ya.

Dommon: Hey a strip club!

All else: Mirage Dommon, let's go!

Hiei: A shack!

Yusuke: It's a- wait, no it really is a shack.

A small and crummy-looking shack is standing about 45 yards away.

All: Hooray! *rush towards shack*

Inside the shack are 5 bunk beds lined up and a door which presumably leads to a closet and the rest is just floor space. There's a dusty bulletin board on the wall. On it is a map and a few memos.

Memos:

Hey! Sorry its so far away, it was the closest spot! You'll find a pack of cards and a few board games in the closet!

-Phoenix

By the way, Dinner's at seven thirty, in the mess hall (check map)

-Phoenix

Sci: *checks map* THAT'S BACK NEAR THE BEACH!!!!!

Oh yeah, there's a teleporter kit in the closet, you'll have to build it yourselves, and I forgot the instructions, sorry! If ya do it right, it should take you to the mess hall!

-Phoenix

Oh, and Sci-scici, the nearest bathroom's in Boys A, but they probably won't let you use it. The girls have one, but well, ya know. And mine is too good for you. Oh, but there's an outhouse on the other side of the island (check map) Cya @ 7:30!

-Phoenix

Sci: *Checks map* NOOOO!!!!

Bit: How far is it?

Sci: Only 17 miles. :'-(

Dommon: Well tough luck, kid.

Yusuke: Tell ya what, you go on to the outhouse, we'll sit here and try to figure out how to build this teleporter thing, bye!

Sci: gloomily walks out clutching self, legs crossed, and eyes watering.

Bit: Uh, Rob, you're smart, do ya know how to build this thing.

Rob: Of course I'm a freakin' robot, whaddya think?

Kuabara: Hey check it out guys! I found a refrigerator magnet in my pocket, here tin man hang on to it for me *puts magnet on Rob's head*

Rob: *buzz buzz whirr* Sorry I just lost the data on how to build the thing, okay, now we're screwed.

Dommon: *sighs* well let's get to it.

7:25 p.m.

Bit: Done!

Yusuke: Uh, now what

Rob: Now we get someone to test it, just to make sure it works. *looks over at large cylinder with coat hangers and soda cans sticking out of it*

Dommon: Well who's not important?

Ganondorf: Okay, Kuabara's dumb, Peppy's old, and Bit's gay.

Yusuke: So it's between those three.

Hiei: Let's see.

Dommon: How about rock paper scissors?

Bit: Sure

Bit: Shit, I can't believe I lost.

Link: Okay, here's a rope we made out of the bed sheets, grab onto it and get to the mess hall, if all's well tug once, if not tug twice. Got it?

Bit: Okay.

Peppy: Right then, get in there and go!

Whirrrrrr, zzzzz CRACK

Bit disappears leaving the remaining part of the rope. Then it wiggles once.

Ganondorf: Good enough for me *disappears*

The rope wiggles a second time.

Dommon: Uh-oh.

Link: Well what now.

Kuabara: *head buried in closet* Say do you guys know that there's a Hummer in here?

Dommon: *grinning in delight* HUMMER! I drive!

Rob: How can you drive in those *gestures at donkey legs*

Dommon *kicks Rob*

At the mess hall a few minutes later, the rest of the group is already assembled.

CRASH, the yellow Hummer crashes through the wall and the guys dramatically hop out, high-five each other and look as though they've had an awesome time.

Phoenix: *clears throat* If you all are done making idiots out of yourselves. well I see that my teleporter idea didn't work. *points to Bit and Ganondorf, Bit's arms are on his head and his left leg is sticking out of his ear. Ganondorf is covered in boils* but, you managed to get here so it doesn't matter. Where's Sc-scici?

Dommon: Hey! He never came back, I wonder what happened to him!

All of a sudden the lights go out and the doors burst open. A dark figure with shreds of clothing along his arms and blood dripping down his body slowly makes his way through the hall.

Chibodee: HEY! Neo China!

Sci-scici reveals his right arm which is missing with a large butcher knife in its place.

Sci: You *gestures at Phoenix* you made me this way, look at me! I trod through swamp and forest, through all the elements, now I'm going to slice you up!

Phoenix: Dude, it's okay.

Sci: You think it's okay? You don't understand! *camera zooms in to dark menacing face* I'm dead, Phoenix, and you all will be too!

Chibodee: Hey, now Neo China's a zombie!

Leena: *shrieks and faints*

Phoenix: Look, I can bring you back to life, I have author powers!

Fox: Author?

Phoenix: Uh, never mind..

Sci: I want more than life, I want revenge!

Phoenix: Okay. I bring you back to life and let you slice up Larry King?

Sci: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!

Phoenix: Will you take another ten points?

Sci: Hmmm. make it twenty.

Phoenix: Hey, hey, hey! I'll make it fifteen and that's all.

Sci: Throw in a raspberry donut, and you've got a deal.

Phoenix: Well, okay.

Sci is brought back to life, given a Donut and given his points.

Phoenix: Go slaughter Larry after Dinner, k? Um, okay, I have a few announcements! First off, here's a schedule that we're gonna follow every day, k?

Wake up when ya wanna so long as you don't miss brekkers. 8:30- Breakfast (Brekkers] @ mess hall 9:00- Daily misguided adventures! 12:30- Lunch @mess hall or possibly elsewhere 1:00- Continuing misguided adventures! 5:00- Free time 7:30- Dinner @mess hall 10:00- Lights out. Just lights out, not curfew, use a flashlight. If you can find one somewhere.

Zelda: So what is this like a camp?

Phoenix: No. I just like to make schedules. Anyway tonight for dinner, we're having. let's see, well I'm having steak, as for you guys. I think. tomatoes and worms.

Leena: EWW! That's gross!!

Phoenix: I didn't say you have to eat.

Leena: Fine then! I won't and we'll see how you like it!

Phoenix: Go right ahead.

Leena: Alright, I will!

Phoenix: You don't need my permission, just go ahead.

Leena: Ok then, I'm going. to not eat. right now. at his moment. starting immediately. don't even try to stop me!

Phoenix: *busily pouring A1 everywhere*

Not really anyone's eating except for Falco.

Slippy: Dude, do you know how sick that is.

Falco: I'm a bird, dumbass! What do think I'm gonna eat?!

Allenby: I think it's totally sexy.

Leena: I think you're a complete loser.

Allenby: WHAT?!

Kaiko: No really, she's right, I mean he's a freakin' bird!

Puu: Puu!!

Then entire "blue club" stares at Puu.

Boton: Puu's blue!

All four blue obsessed people go over to Puu and start giving him extra attention.

***

Jamie: *sitting apart from everybody else* I hate that stupid little thing, he thinks he's so cool. Hmm, I think he sucks.

Bit: Why don't you challenge him?

Jamie: WHAT?!

Bit: You're talking right out loud we can all perfectly hear you.

Jamie: Ya know I think I will!

Bit: Uh, hey, I was just being sarcastic, ya know.

Jamie: Yeah, but with your gay lisp, it's hard to tell.

***

Jamie: PUU!

The entire group around Puu looks up.

Puu: Puu?

Jamie: Puu! I challenge you to a duel!

Puu: Puu?

Jamie: Tomorrow, 5:15! At the beach! We'll see whose superior!

Krystal: Puu! Don't do it Puu, it's too dangerous!

Puu: Puu!

Falco: What?! You're crazy Puu!

Puu: Puu! Puu puu puu-puu, puu puu puu-puu puupitty puu!

Allenby: Your honor? Your dignity? You say you want it back?

Puu: *pointing at Jamie* Puu!

Jamie: I take that as a yes!

Phoenix: Alright Dinners over people, now it's custom for me to announce the ranking of you all after Dinner every day. Currently in first is Sci- scici with 25 points! *Everyone claps politely* And in second is. Everyone else with zero points. *more polite clapping* So, dinner's done I'm going back to my quarters to take care of business, you all have to be in your dorms by 10:00, then after that your aloud to break any rules you want so long as you're not caught! Except you can't break the important ones, well see ya tomorrow. *disappears*

People mumble and mutter and everyone gradually disperses. The boys of dorm B get in their Hummer and dramatically drive away.

***

Later that Night.

Dorm B:

Kuabara: Hey who's up for poker all night?

Everyone but Dommon: Sure.

Dommon: Sorry, I gotta crash, see ya later. *gets in bed and falls asleep*

After about 15 minutes of Kuabara losing every cent he has to every one else.

Hiei: Wait a minute, do you hear something?

Sci: Oh, that's just bro sleep talking. *points to Dommon.*

Dommon: *mutter mutter* Urgh, Phoenix, damn son of a bitch!

All of a sudden Dommon grows a donkey muzzle.

Dommon: GRR! Stupid little. *snore*

Dommon's left arm turns into a donkey's front leg.

Ganondorf: Should we wake him up?

Bit: Ah, who cares?

Ganondorf: Yeah you're right anyone up for bullshit?

All else: WHAT?!

Ganondorf: Ya know the card game!

All else: Oh!

***

Girls Dorm.

Fiona: So what does everyone wanna do?

Leena: Too bad I didn't bring my donuts.

Kaiko: Do you know how much fat there is in a single donut?!?!?

Leena: Geez, guess not.

Krystal: Why don't we play truth or dare?

All else: okay

Moonbay: I'll start. let's see, Puu! Truth or dare?

Puu: Puu!

All else: *gasp*

Moonbay: Okay then *whispers into Puu's ear*

Puu: *thinks hard* Puu!

All else: *giggle uncontrollably*

Puu: Puu, puu? Puu puu?

Zelda: Oh me? Let's see, dare!

Puu: Puu! Puu puu puu puu puuuuuu!

Zelda: Puu! That's so mean! I'm not doing that!

Puu: puu. Puu, puu? Puu puu?

Allenby: Truth!

Puu: Puu puu?

Allenby: Yes I have.

All else: *giggle*

Allenby: Ok then, Boton, truth or dare?

Boton: Dare!

Allenby: Ok, I dare you too.

More giggling resounds.

***

Dorm A:

Fox: *stifles a yawn* Hey, Slippy are you bored?

Slippy: I'm bored, Irvine, you bored?

Irvine: Sure am, hey Kurama, you bored?

Kurama: Yeah I'm pretty bored, Brad, are you bored?

Brad: I'm bored like hell, Falco, You bored?

Falco: Good God, I'm bored, Argo, you bored?

Argo: Welp, I'm bored, hey Chibodee, you bored?

Chibodee: Yeah, I'm pretty damn bored. Hey, Doc, you bored?

Doc: Haven't been this bored in ages, George, you bored?

George: I'm totally bored, how 'bout you Jamie, you bored?

Jamie: Shut up.

Fox: Well, you're no fun.

Jamie: I said SHUT UP!

Doc: he's been like that for a while, he works too hard, doesn't get enough sleep, thinks he's underappreciated.

All else: Hmm.

Brad: What should we do?

Argo: Who wants to go spy on the girls?

All but Jamie: YEAH!

Chibodee: What's up Jamie, why not you?

Slippy: Not enough hormones.

All: *break out in laughter*

Jamie: SHUT UP, it's not funny!

George: See ya dork.

All quietly tip toe out.

Meanwhile, Allenby tiptoes out of her cabin.

Irvine: All right, let's move out, Slippy, hand me the rope!

Slippy: What?

Irvine: Uh never mind.

George: Okay, there it is, let's go.

The group quietly tiptoes over to the dorm and split up, 4 or so to a window.

Argo: I don't believe this, they're just playing truth or dare.

Chibodee: Hey, I have an idea, let's make ourselves look scary and jump out and scare 'em out of their wits!

All else: Yeah, so the go into the bush and put leaves and branches on their faces.

Meanwhile Allenby creeps around to the same bushes and sneaks through.

Slippy: This'll be great! Wait, who's that WHA!

Brad: Slip, where'd ya go?

George: What just happened?

Irvine: No idea, wait a minite, AAAHH!

Argo: That's too bizarre. Hey who's got my foot? WHOA?

Fox: Okay, I'm startin' to get freaked out.

Kurama: Same here. WHAT THE-

Brad: WAIT NO HAVE MERCY!

Doc: There's just five of us.

Fox: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

Screaming the five run away. Suddenly an owl hoots somewhere far away.

Doc: HEY! *something pulls him into the bushes on the side of the path.

Falco: WHAT IS THAT!?

Fox: It's, it's.

Chibodee: It's a crudely made stick figure hanging from a tree, like the one in the Blair Witch Project!

All: AHHH!

George: WHOA! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?!

Falco: We've got to stay calm.

Fox: Look, a bloody head!

Chibodee: No, it's worse, it's a bloody can of BRISK ICE TEA!

Falco: LET GO! NOOO!

Chibodee: I can't stand it! AHH! *runs away form Fox*

Fox: Hello? Chibodee? Anyone?

A voice from far away: YAARGH!!!

Fox: Hello?

A shadowy figure leap out of the bushes and runs into the other bushes.

Fox: I-I've got a blaster!

Then the shadowy figure leaps from a tree. In the moonlight its outline resembles that of a certain Gundam Pilot.

Fox: NOOOOOO!!!

***

Allenby walks into the dorm bent double with laughter.

Allenby: You should've seen their faces, all of 'em!

All the girls and Puu break out in laughter.

***

Jamie opens the door to the dorm, 10 figures are shivering at the door, the bolt past him and each dives into his bed still shivering in fear.

Jamie: Well, well, well, already done boys?

Brad: IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Falco: SHE'S OUT THERE!

Slippy: She'll get you!

Jamie: Who?

All else: HER!

Jamie: This is getting way too cheap for my tastes. I'm hittin' the sack.

Kurama: Wait! Don't turn out the lights.

Jamie: Get over it. *turns out light*

Ten pairs of quivering eyes look out from beneath their sheets.

***

And that's that, later!