Anime Soufflé!
Featuring Video Games Too
Day Three, Girl's dorm:
Leena wakes up and checks watch.
Leena: Hmm, I overslept a hair. wait. HIEI! KURAMA! SLIPPY! KUABARA! YOU PERVERTS!!!
Boton: Leena, you couldn't possibly keep it d- WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
Hiei: Oh shit.
Leena: YOU LITTLE TURD!!!
All other girls wake up.
Kuabara: Heh-heh, we can explain.
Slippy: We kinda changed early and well. heh-heh.
Outside the dorm:
The entire building is shaking violently, the camera catches a few fragments of speech.
"C'MERE, YOU SEEMED TO LIKE ME A FEW MINUTES AGO!"
"OOOWWWWWW!"
"WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE VAN?!?!?!"
"I'M SORYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"
Etc. Etc. Etc.
***
Four bloody heaps are thrown outside next to Van who is calmly sitting indian-style on the ground.
Van: Well, can't say I didn't warn you.
Hiei: Don't. Say. A. Word.
Kurama: Well, you can't say it wasn't worth it.
Kuabara: Amen.
***
Hiei, Kuabara, and Van walk into their dorm.
All but Bit: *grab all three and throw them violently into the floor*
Link: SPILL IT.
Hiei: It was bliss.
Kuabara: Oh the things we've seen.
Van: *looking proud* I went outside immediately because-
Van is thrown out.
Yusuke: All of it in detail. Now.
***
Girl's dorm:
Boton: *in mocking Leena voice* "OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE!"
Kaiko: *Same voice* "I HAVE AN INTERNAL ALARM CLOCK!" *normal voice* BULLSHIT!
Zelda: I'm covered in saliva! Look at this!
Puu: PUU!
Fiona: Shut up, they didn't touch you!
Allenby: They must've changed before us for some reason.
Krystal: I'm complaining to Phoenix!
***
Later in the mess hall:
Krystal: Where is Phoenix?
All the girls are sitting away form the boys who are huddled in conversation. Food is already lying on the tables. Sometime near the end of breakfast:
Phoenix appears covered in blood (not own) and looking exhausted.
Phoenix: *slumps into chair, immediately all girls rush towards him complaining* Will you GET AWAY FROM ME!! *all fly back to table* God, Jamie's torture isn't going too well, he's not screaming nearly enough. now what's the problem, I don't have much time.
Leena: Okay, well, those chipmunks turned back into the boys and all of them but Van-
Phoenix: Boys, leave the girls alone, okay problem solved.
Kaiko: THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA DO?!
Phoenix: I can't get you your virginity back.
Krystal: YEAH, BUT-
Phoenix: Okay, look, I'll make your dorm anti-boy proof, if any male chromosones are detected, the source'll get blasted by several thousand volts of electricity. Deal? Good. Now, follow me out on the beach.
***
Phoenix: Behind me is Damnation, a Vegas-style casino I built last night. Today, you oughta know, is Vegas Show day. Rules is easy. I'm gonna leave you all here while I continue with Jamie's torture. Oh and I need two of you to be in charge while I'm gone, let's see. How 'bout Irvine and Zelda. Okay. Rules: Tonight, starting at 8:00, I'll be watching several Vegas shows. You'll be planning them. You can do it individually, or you can team up. You or you and your team will plan, set up and perform a Vegas-style show. Me and whoever isn't involved in a show will be watching them. Know however that if you win, you have to divide the points by however many people are involved. Your resources are unlimited. Oh and I'm giving Zelda and Irvine limited powers. They'll be able to hurt you if they wish. Okay, you two, stand by.
Irvine: Will this hurt?
Phoenix: Normally no, today yes. *points fingers at both, loud ZAP! is heard* Okay, you too have enough power to enforce your authority and to communicate with me telepathically. You also have enough power to make stuff appear when anyone requests something, but no one can request additional people or animals. BUT, if you abuse your powers, I swear that the consequences won't be pleasant. GO! *disappears*
Irvine: Okay, first of all, I want all the girls to-
Zelda: I HAVE JUST AS MUCH POWER THAN YOU, AND I SAY THEY DON'T HAVE TO!
Irivne: Take it down a notch.
Zelda: Furthermore, Kuabara, Slippy, Kurama, Hiei, come here, I want to make an emample of you four. This will serve as a warning to the rest-
Irvine: WELL I SAY, NO!!!
Zelda: Don't make me report you for obstruction of justice!
Irvine: Don't make me report you for obstructing my obstruction of your so called "justice"!
Kyabara: Excuse me, I need a giant screwdriver for a prop.
Irivne: Here. Now, as for you-
Zelda: BLAH BLAH BLAH! I CAN'T HERE YOU!!!!
Irvine: Fine then!
Zelda: Hmph!
Irvine: Hmph!
***
Boton: Girls, I have an idea for a show that needs all of us! *all huddle together*
Zelda: Okay, I'll get the stuff! *several hundred lights and stage props of all sorts appear*
***
Bit: Hey, Rob, I've got an idea!
Rob: Do tell.
***
Van: Hey, Irvine! Where ya goin, I have an idea!
Irvine: I just wanna check out the casino.
***
Inside Casino:
Irvine looks around and sighs with content. Walks over to blackjack table.
Very clichéd-looking dealer-lady with clichéd name of Sherry: How much would you like to wager*
Irvine: *pulls out life-savings* Uh, we'll start off slow. how 'bout 75?
Sherry: Very good. *deals out cards*
Irivne: *looks at cards (8 and 4)* Uh. hit me.
Sherry: Okay. *deals card*
Irvine: *looks at queen* DAMN! I bust. oh well, let's have another go.
***
Rob: Bit, are you sure?
Bit: Yeah, see you're good for it cause you've got the name, and I'm good for it, cause I thought of it. Now let's see. *goes over to Zelda* Yes, I'd like a #1, make it super-size, and a large White Tiger.
Zelda: Please pull up to the first window.
Bit pulls up to the first window.
Zelda: Oh, I'm sorry, we don't have live animals, how's this? *stuffed tiger appears*
Bit: Uh. well, if that's the absolute closest you can get then.
Zelda: Here's your hamburger and drink, *Bit takes a bite out of the hamburger* thanks for choosing Jack in the Box!
Bit spits out his hamburger and passes out.
***
Allenby: Look, Boton, I don't feel too comfortable about your show idea.
Boton: Oh, come on, every great woman started out like this!
Allenby: What about Monica Lewinski?
Boton: Ohhh yes. DEFFINITELY Monica Lewinski!
***
Irvine: Alright Sherry, I'm feelin pretty good about this hand.
Sherry: Alright then.
Irvine: *looks at 4 and 4* HIT ME!
Sherry: Okay.
Irvine: *looks at additional 5* HIT ME!
Sherry: K
Irvine: *looks at 9* NOT FAIR!!!! I'M GOING TO THE SLOTS! *walks over to the slot machines* WOW. so many.
***
Falco: What talent do I have?
Hiei: Join us, we have a plan.
Falco: Details.
Link: It goes like this.
Falco: I see.
Yusuke: Let's see, that makes. four of us.
Slippy: I don't care what your doing, but I'm in.
Hiei: Awesome!
***
Fox: Need, to think of something.
Kurama: I'll offer you the chance of assistant for the amazing Kurama! You'll have to settle with a small amount of points as your role is so meager.
Fox: My, someone is a bit conceited.
Kurama: Do you accept or not?
Fox: As a matter of fact I dob't, I'll do my own solo show and prove that I'm better than you!
Kurama: *turns into Yoko-Kurama* WE WILL SEE MORTAL.
Fox: Your part fox? Okay, now I really need to kick your ass.
Kurama: Bring it on!
***
Kuabara: Doo-dee doo.
Hiei: What are you doing nimrod?
Kuabara: Makin my show!
Hiei: Tell me, why are you making a show for people obsessed with large objects? *gestures at giant screwdriver, pear, and globe*
Kuabara: For your information, it's all a big part of the show. Get it? A BIG part of the show *starts laughing hysterically*
***
Argo: Anyone wanna get good points easily? Join me!
Chibodee: Tell me more.
Argo: Well it's. *whispering*
Puu: Puu!
Van: Okayyyy. I guess so.
Argo: Dommon, Sci-scici, George, join the fun! We need people!
Dommon: Got nuthin better to do.
Sci: I'm in bro!
George: Fine.
***
Irvine: Okay, this is the last nickel, I SWEAR IT! Oh, crap. oh well, one more. God, I hate this machine, let's try. FORTUNE 500!
***
Rain: So that's it?
Boton: Pretty much.
Rain: Well, it's not too bad.
Kaiko: You're right, but are these pills totally nece-
Boton: Yes.
***
Hiei: NO, NO, and for the last time NO! Link, it's not that difficult, swing in, pretend to slice me up, then, get on your freakin horse and ride off!!!!!
Link: Well, it's kinda hard for me to use this sword without yelling "HUUT! HYAHH! HAA!"
Yusuke: Get over it already.
Hiei: Oh, you're one to talk, can't you aim that thing better?
Epona: NEEIGHH!
Hiei: SHUT UP! This isn't working!
***
Bit: Okay, then, you got it down?
Rob: Yeah, but.
Bit: Good!
Rob: There's a problem, it's gonna take awhile to get the German accent programmed.
Bit: Fantastic. That's like the most important part of the whole thing.
***
Argo: Okay, from the top now. *all start doing the can-can, then all collapse* URRRGH! You can stay balanced longer than that!!!
***
Kuabara: *to self* Ok, let's see. "So then the chicken says." What does the chicken say? Ah, shit.
***
Irvine: Okay, c'mon, c'mon, C'MON!!! D'oh. Okay, last one FOR SURE!
***
Fox: Is that really your crummy idea?!?! *laughing like a maniac* Is that really your idea?!?!?
Kurama: *also laughing crazily* And you're really gonna try that, your crazy!
Fox: Well, at least my plan can actually be done.
Kurama: At least I have the actual talent my plan requires.
*** Zelda: Lunch time! All report to Mess Hall!
***
Mess Hall:
Hiei: Okay, we have to double our effort at this point, we've spent all morning horsing around, time to make something out of it.
Yusuke: Hiei, I hate to break it to you, but we're not professionals.
Hiei: *in inspiring football coach voice* C'mon guys! We can do this! You have to think of it like- like a really big hot dog!
Falco: The hell you talking about?
Hiei: You know, it's like a hot dog that you want real bad, but- but, you don't have enough change for it, so you dig around, and you dig some more, and I'll be damned if you're still short 35 cents! So, you don't give up! You get down on your knees and you look for 35 cents! Then, if that don't work, you reach down into the sewer! And you poke around until you hit something, but it's out of reach! So, you stretch out your arm like mad, and you grab it! Then, you accidentally drop it, so you work even harder until you grab it again! You pull it out and it turns out to be two quarters! So, you've got enough for that hot dog! Plus 15 cents more! You know what that means? That means that now, you can get that hotdog AND get some relish! See what I mean?
Slippy: Let me put it this way. NO. Instead, we think that you've lost it.
Hiei: Ah, shit, I was just tryin to inspire you guys to give it your all.
Link: *in sissy voice right as sappy music starts playing* Aw, c'mon Hiei, you don't have to try to inspire us-
Slippy: -because we're screwed one way or the other! *record scratches and sappy music stops*
Yusuke: Look, it ain't happenin, I'm sorry, it just ain't.
***
Boton: Hey, no, no, no! Leena, do you realize how much fat and carbs are in that?!?!
Leena: Yeah, why?
Boton: We have an image to keep up, damn it!
Leena: Your no fun.
Boton: Do you want the points?!?!?
Leena: Ummm. yes.
Boton: THEN EAT SOME COTTAGE CHEESE INSTEAD!!!
Allenby: I still have a few doubts about this Boton.
Boton whacks Allenby with broom.
Boton: Any other complaints?
Kaiko: Well, all you have is that broom, I mean, if we wanted to, you know how easily we could overpower you.
Boton: A good point, but you don't know what I have up my sleeve... *camera switches behind Boton as she pulls seven pictures out*
All others: *gasp*
Zelda: You wouldn't!
Fiona: Where the hell did you get those?!?!
Krystal: You sick bitch.
Boton: You know girls, tangled as our relationships are, your current boyfriends wouldn't be pleased to see these.
Rain: Wait a minute, Dommon dumped me!
Boton: Well then. as for you, umm. how aobut this? *pulls out additional picture*
Rain: YOU WOULDN'T!
Boton: I would.
***
Zelda: *to all* Lunch over!
***
Bit: Okay Rob, 6 ½ precious hours left.
Rob: Uh. yeah, I've almost fully downloaded the German accent program.
***
Argo: NO! not like that! No!
***
Kuabara: "So anyway, then he says, he says" Ah, I'll never get it.
***
Hiei: I'm ruined!
***
Irvine: Alright Sherry, I'm back and I'm feelin hot!
Sherry: Place your bet and we'll pick right up.
***
Kurama: Oh, yeah, not feelin too cocky now are we?
Fox: Ha! I've been ready to go for hours now!
***
Boton: *grinning evily* Yes. yes. very good.
***
Jamie: STOP! YARGH! AUUGH!
Camera switches to show shadows on the wall. Phoenix's shadow is holding up some kind of revolving instrument which he then evilly jabs into Jamie. Shadows of little bits of stuff and liquids are seen flying out of Jamie's twitching form. Phoenix's maniacal laughter fills the room.
***
Later, oh so much later in the mess hall:
Phoenix appears in the mess hall looking quite pleased with himself.
Phoenix: Hey. How's it goin? Well, Jamie's dead and in honor of the occasion I whipped up a special meal!
Hiei: God help us.
Phoenix: Let me pretend I didn't hear that. *large covered plate appears in the center of the table* Now, I give you. *lifts metal. uhh. covery thingy* barbecued Jamie! *Jamie's burnt form is lyingon the plate with all kinds off greens surrounding it*
Most of everyone: *look away in disgust*
Phoenix: Aww. you haven't even tried it! It's good, but he's kinda small so everyone take small portions, okay? Don't look at me like that, y'all can stomach a little flesh!
Falco: Well, I eat small rodents.
Slippy: I snack on flies.
Fox: This isn't too much different, I mean, we're animals, they eat us, it's perfectly moral for us to eat them, right?
Krystal: I guess so. *takes small portion of Jamie and chews* Hey, it's not too bad.
Phoenix: There you go!
Kaiko: Tell me at least you have drinks?
Phoenix: Let's see. Jamie's blood. stomach acid. etc.
Van: This is lemonade right? *takes gulp*
Phoenix: Pus actually.
***
Hiei: There is no way, I can eat this! *turns into Demon* Okay, it's cool, now I can eat it.
Kurama: Same here *turns into Yoko-Kurama*
Rob: Why should I care, I can barely taste food period. *digs in*
***
Slowly more and more people taste Jamie's corpse.
Phoenix: *with mouthful of liver* Not too bad, huh?
Kuabara: Hey, this hand is awesome!
Phoenix: That's your own hand.
Kuabara: X_X
***
Phoenix: Alright, let's go over to the casino and start the shows!
***
All walk into the casino to see Irvine steadily losing money to Sherry.
Irvine: *wearing nothing but underwear* Hey guys! Uhh. I kinda ran out of money to bet so uh. yeah.
Phoenix: Get away from there! You have a show to do!
Irvine: Hang on, just one more hand! *gets cards and gets ready to look*
Phoenix: NOW! *Irvine flies back to the group*
Sherry: Well let's see, oh! You had a king and an ace just then! Too bad you couldn't stick around long enough.
Irvine: .
***
Phoenix: Okay, let's see. first up is Fox, so you go in that door to the left and we'll enter the theater.
Fox: Uh. okay.
Phoenix: Okay, we're in, now it's customary to get drinks, so four to a booth and then wait for the servers to take your drinks!
Phoenix gets in a booth next to Fiona, Dommon, and Leena.
Server: What can I get you?
Phoenix: Human blood.
Fiona: Water, no ice.
Dommon: Bloody Mary with a blue umbrella.
Leena: Same here.
Fiona: So, what, are you some kind of a vampire?
Phoenix: Only on Fridays.
***
Phoenix: *to entire theater* Okay, let's see, can't read the card. oh! Let me see, first is Fox McCloud in Fox Newton, Mr. Vegas himself.
Applause fills the theater as the curtain lifts and shows Fox sitting on a piano bench.
Fox: Eh-hem, Eh-huh! *other coughing sounds, followed by cracking of knuckles over piano keys*
Bit: *to own booth* I can see where this is going.
***
Fox: Thank you! Thank you!
All finally take hands off of ears and applause tremendously.
Phoenix: Okay, now we leave the theater and come back in.
Rain: Umm. why?
Phoenix: Don't ask questions!
***
Outside of theater:
Phoenix: Okay, now Kurama, go through the door and the rest of us will casually wait until Fox comes out. And then pretend as if this is the first show of the night and that Fox has been with the crowd the whole time.
Kurama: Umm.
***
Phoenix: Okay, tonight's performance is-
Bit: Whaddya mean tonight's? As if it's the only one?
Phoenix: *through clenched teeth* What are you talking about, this is the first and only performance of the night, remember. . . *unclenches teeth* Now, we present, master magician Kurama!
Curtain lifts to reveal Kurama in a goofy cape.
Kurama: *takes out rose and throws into audience, no one bothers to catch* I am Kurama! Prepare to see fantasies that you never dreamed possible!
***
All applause as the legless Kurama hobbles back into the back.
***
We'll skip the whole moving about routine:
Fox: *laughing at Kurama, then in mock Kurama voice* "Watch me cut myself in half!" HA!
Kurama: Well, I did better than you!
Fox: Whaddya mean, didn't you hear the clapping?
Kurama: That was because they were so glad that it was over.
Phoenix: And now, Argo Flatley's Russiandance!
Argo: *doing best at Irish accent* We will be performing for you tonight, several dances from my home country! *annoying music starts*
All start moving feet in crazy patterns
***
Argo: This one is called-
Chibodee: Look, Argo, everyone hates our show! Look they're barely awake! IT SUCKS!
Argo: Really? Fine. Do. it your way then.
Chibodee: *face lights up* sure! *gets down and starts break-dancing*
George: Riiiiiight.
Others, not knowing what to do just start bobbing their heads to the music
***
Music stops and Chibodee gets back up amidst extraordinary applause.
Chibodee: Thank you! Thank you! We love ya New York!
***
Phoenix: And now, Kuabara, who couldn't think of a Vegas-show-related-pun, doing impressions and comedy.
Curtain rises showing all of Kuabara's giant stageprops.
Kuabara: Hi. um. I'm Kuabara. and I'd like to do my impression of. somebody. not sure who. tell ya what we can skip that part and move right on to the jokes, yeah. So, it goes like this. there's a French bulldog, a monkey, um. and Harry Truman and then, the monkey, he says. oh, gosh, hmm, uh, hmm, I'm not sure. anyway then.
***
Phoenix: Okay, now it's Bit-fried and Rob, Magicians of the Century.
Curtain lifts.
Bit: *in German accent* Welcome to a world of mystery and imagination.
Rob: In which we will guide you to- what was it?
Bit: Just never mind. At this point we'll quit talking to enhance the feeling of mystery and do some cool stuff, hopefully.
Both try to walk about majestically while a cage is lowered down, Rob gets in and Bit covers it in a cloth. Then he stabs it with several swords and lights it on fire.
Muffled voice inside cage: Ow. ow. ouch.
Everyone sees how the trapdoor at the bottom opens and Rob falls into the floor then puts something inside the cage. Bit douses the flames and removes the swords then takes off the cloth to reveal a stuffed white tiger.
***
Bit: We'll be needing a volunteer at this point.
No one raises hand.
Rob: How about you *points to Allenby*
Allenby: *to self* Fantastic.
Bit: Where are you from?
Allenby: Neo Switzerland.
Rob: Kentucky huh? Been there myself.
Allenby: Whatever.
Bit: Okay, we'll need you to get in this tank.
Allenby: What are you gonna do?
Rob: A magic trick, what else? *No one laughs* Now, get in the tank and we're about to dump a lot of water in there. Then-
Allenby: Am I at personal risk here?
Bit: *ignoring* Okay, here goes! *entire tank fills with water* Now we will make Allenby disappear from the tank!
Rob: Using the magical art of magic!
Tank is covered by curtain
Bit: Hocus Pocus!
Tank lifts to reveal Allenby still in the water.
Rob: Oops! Let me try! Alakazam!
Allenby is still in the tank looking as if the can't hold her breath much longer
Bit: *starting to sweat* Heh heh. third try's a charm! Aleekaboo!
Allenby starts banging on the glass.
Rob: Oh shit. Phoenix! We need help!
Phoenix: What's the problem?
Bit: Are you freakin blind?
Phoenix: I don't like your tone there.
Rob: WHAT IN THE HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?!
Phoenix: Oh is that how it is, well maybe I just won't help then!
Allenby starts shouting underwater
Leena: What's wrong with you, she's gonna die!
Phoenix: Why's that a problem? Saves me the trouble of deciding what to have for breakfast.
Puu: Puu!
Phoenix: Okay! Geez, fine Puu, but only because I respect you.
Zap!
Allenby is gasping for breath on the floor wet from head to toe.
Allenby: *gasping* W-what took so *gasps* long?
All stare at Phoenix
Phoenix: *turns everyone's ears into salamanders*
***
Phoenix: Now, let's see. Irvine, you didn't give your show a name!
Irvine: *After tenth glass of red wine* Huh? What?
Phoenix: No matter, c'mon, why aren't you on the stage yet?
Irvine: What stage? Where is it?
***
Irvine is finally onstage.
Phoenix: Well?
Irvine: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh....
Phoenix: Your show?
Irvine: I didn't think of one.
Phoenix: Whaddya mean, you had all day.
Link: He spent it playing blackjack.
Irvine: LIES! I played slots a little bit.
Phoenix: Well you'll just have to think it up as you go.
Irvine: Oooooooh my head. what if I can't think of anything?
Phoenix: First we hurl fruit and vegetables at you.
Irvine: Not too bad.
Phoenix: Then you go to the alligator pit!
Irvine: *sweating* Umm. *starts tap-dancing* Uhh. oh. yo yo ho, a pirate's life for me? Umm. Anchors away. my boy. anchors. away.
Phoenix: I guess that can count as a show.
Irvine: thankyougoodnight! *speeds off stage*
***
Phoenix: Now, Cirque Du Hiei: Q
The lights dim as Hiei's evil voice is transported across the stage.
Hiei: Welcome mortals, to a land inhabited by creatures unlike any you've feasted your eyes on. to a strange place where your imagination will guide you through the darkness.
Rob: *whispering to Bit* Aww. why couldn't we think of that line?
The curtain draws and Yusuke showers the stage with spirit gun blasts. Hiei swings in on a trapeze full demon form. Link rides in on his horse, while Slippy swims over in a giant pool and Falco flies down from above. All freeze as camera stops.
Link begins to twirl sword as all disperse.
***
After a sort of impressive array of stunts and acrobatics the group gets off stage amidst applause.
***
Phoenix: Okay. final show! Every girl in: Hookers: A musical. title sounds interesting.
***
Every guy is staring breathlessly with giant eyes at the performers who are now leaving. There are a few seconds of silence.
Everyone in audience: *begin clapping outrageously*
Twenty minutes pass.
Everyone in audience: *clapping harder*
40 minutes later.
Everyone in audience: *perfectly aware that the show's been over, but are still clapping*
1 hr. 30 minutes later.
Everyone in audience: *still clapping*
5:00 a.m. .
Everyone in audience: still clapping.
Girls dorm:
Leena: I really wish they would stop *grits teeth and covers ears in frustration*
Boton: Well?
Kaiko: You're a sick-minded bastard for making us go through that.
Boton: Thanks! I'll be taking all the points then!
Rain takes out a long dagger and holds it under Boton's chin.
Rain: Like hell ya will!
Boton: Fine I'll take half!
SLICE! The blade is protruding out of Boton's head
Rain: Oops! It looks like my hand slipped!
Blood starts gushing out of Boton's head as her lifeless body falls over.
Rain: That felt good.
***
7:00 a.m. .
Everyone is still clapping.
Finally everyone stops.
Phoenix: Why the hell didn't I tape that?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
Hiei: I just don't get it. the dislocated both my arms this morning but then they- I'll never understand.
Dommon: Don't you see, it's not about understanding. It's just about being horny.
Hiei: That's a nice way to put it.
Phoenix: SHIT! Breakfast is in an hour and a half! I gotta fly! *disappears*
Kuabara: I still can't remember how that joke went.
Bit: Uh. yeah. none of us here can think of a snappy way to end the chapter-
Sci: So we figured we'd. A one, a two!
All: We go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong
Remembered forever as shoo-bop sha whada whadda yippidy boom da boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop that's the way it should be
Waooo Yeah
We're one of a kind like dip da dip da dip do whap de dobby do
Our names are signed like boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby shoo wap shoo wap
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop we'll always be like one
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-one
When we go out a night (oh oh)
And stars are shining bright (oh, oh)
Up in the skies above
Or at the high school dance
Where you can find romance maybe it might be lo,lo,lo,lo,lo,lo,lo,love
Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom da boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
Yip da dip da dip shoo bop sha dooby do
Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap
Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom sha boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
Yip da dip da dip shoo bopp sha dooby do
Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap
Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
A womp bop a looma a womp bam boom
We're for each other like womp bop a looma a womp bam boom
Just like my brother is sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop we'll always be together
Waooo Yeah!
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
Leena: SHUT THE HELL UP! *boot wacks Sci on the head*
Fin.
***
Umm. yeah, sorry this took so long, I just finished. I was on vacation and stuff. Also deepest apologies for the I-don't-know-who-made-that-song-it- just-said-"Grease"-on-it song I put in at the end just now. I really despise that song. Which is why I put it in. Oh and thanks to notgoingtotellyou (?) and Shinimegame for reviewing!
P.S. I didn't spell check this one so it probably has even more mistakes than the other chapters.
Featuring Video Games Too
Day Three, Girl's dorm:
Leena wakes up and checks watch.
Leena: Hmm, I overslept a hair. wait. HIEI! KURAMA! SLIPPY! KUABARA! YOU PERVERTS!!!
Boton: Leena, you couldn't possibly keep it d- WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
Hiei: Oh shit.
Leena: YOU LITTLE TURD!!!
All other girls wake up.
Kuabara: Heh-heh, we can explain.
Slippy: We kinda changed early and well. heh-heh.
Outside the dorm:
The entire building is shaking violently, the camera catches a few fragments of speech.
"C'MERE, YOU SEEMED TO LIKE ME A FEW MINUTES AGO!"
"OOOWWWWWW!"
"WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE VAN?!?!?!"
"I'M SORYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"
Etc. Etc. Etc.
***
Four bloody heaps are thrown outside next to Van who is calmly sitting indian-style on the ground.
Van: Well, can't say I didn't warn you.
Hiei: Don't. Say. A. Word.
Kurama: Well, you can't say it wasn't worth it.
Kuabara: Amen.
***
Hiei, Kuabara, and Van walk into their dorm.
All but Bit: *grab all three and throw them violently into the floor*
Link: SPILL IT.
Hiei: It was bliss.
Kuabara: Oh the things we've seen.
Van: *looking proud* I went outside immediately because-
Van is thrown out.
Yusuke: All of it in detail. Now.
***
Girl's dorm:
Boton: *in mocking Leena voice* "OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE!"
Kaiko: *Same voice* "I HAVE AN INTERNAL ALARM CLOCK!" *normal voice* BULLSHIT!
Zelda: I'm covered in saliva! Look at this!
Puu: PUU!
Fiona: Shut up, they didn't touch you!
Allenby: They must've changed before us for some reason.
Krystal: I'm complaining to Phoenix!
***
Later in the mess hall:
Krystal: Where is Phoenix?
All the girls are sitting away form the boys who are huddled in conversation. Food is already lying on the tables. Sometime near the end of breakfast:
Phoenix appears covered in blood (not own) and looking exhausted.
Phoenix: *slumps into chair, immediately all girls rush towards him complaining* Will you GET AWAY FROM ME!! *all fly back to table* God, Jamie's torture isn't going too well, he's not screaming nearly enough. now what's the problem, I don't have much time.
Leena: Okay, well, those chipmunks turned back into the boys and all of them but Van-
Phoenix: Boys, leave the girls alone, okay problem solved.
Kaiko: THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA DO?!
Phoenix: I can't get you your virginity back.
Krystal: YEAH, BUT-
Phoenix: Okay, look, I'll make your dorm anti-boy proof, if any male chromosones are detected, the source'll get blasted by several thousand volts of electricity. Deal? Good. Now, follow me out on the beach.
***
Phoenix: Behind me is Damnation, a Vegas-style casino I built last night. Today, you oughta know, is Vegas Show day. Rules is easy. I'm gonna leave you all here while I continue with Jamie's torture. Oh and I need two of you to be in charge while I'm gone, let's see. How 'bout Irvine and Zelda. Okay. Rules: Tonight, starting at 8:00, I'll be watching several Vegas shows. You'll be planning them. You can do it individually, or you can team up. You or you and your team will plan, set up and perform a Vegas-style show. Me and whoever isn't involved in a show will be watching them. Know however that if you win, you have to divide the points by however many people are involved. Your resources are unlimited. Oh and I'm giving Zelda and Irvine limited powers. They'll be able to hurt you if they wish. Okay, you two, stand by.
Irvine: Will this hurt?
Phoenix: Normally no, today yes. *points fingers at both, loud ZAP! is heard* Okay, you too have enough power to enforce your authority and to communicate with me telepathically. You also have enough power to make stuff appear when anyone requests something, but no one can request additional people or animals. BUT, if you abuse your powers, I swear that the consequences won't be pleasant. GO! *disappears*
Irvine: Okay, first of all, I want all the girls to-
Zelda: I HAVE JUST AS MUCH POWER THAN YOU, AND I SAY THEY DON'T HAVE TO!
Irivne: Take it down a notch.
Zelda: Furthermore, Kuabara, Slippy, Kurama, Hiei, come here, I want to make an emample of you four. This will serve as a warning to the rest-
Irvine: WELL I SAY, NO!!!
Zelda: Don't make me report you for obstruction of justice!
Irvine: Don't make me report you for obstructing my obstruction of your so called "justice"!
Kyabara: Excuse me, I need a giant screwdriver for a prop.
Irivne: Here. Now, as for you-
Zelda: BLAH BLAH BLAH! I CAN'T HERE YOU!!!!
Irvine: Fine then!
Zelda: Hmph!
Irvine: Hmph!
***
Boton: Girls, I have an idea for a show that needs all of us! *all huddle together*
Zelda: Okay, I'll get the stuff! *several hundred lights and stage props of all sorts appear*
***
Bit: Hey, Rob, I've got an idea!
Rob: Do tell.
***
Van: Hey, Irvine! Where ya goin, I have an idea!
Irvine: I just wanna check out the casino.
***
Inside Casino:
Irvine looks around and sighs with content. Walks over to blackjack table.
Very clichéd-looking dealer-lady with clichéd name of Sherry: How much would you like to wager*
Irvine: *pulls out life-savings* Uh, we'll start off slow. how 'bout 75?
Sherry: Very good. *deals out cards*
Irivne: *looks at cards (8 and 4)* Uh. hit me.
Sherry: Okay. *deals card*
Irvine: *looks at queen* DAMN! I bust. oh well, let's have another go.
***
Rob: Bit, are you sure?
Bit: Yeah, see you're good for it cause you've got the name, and I'm good for it, cause I thought of it. Now let's see. *goes over to Zelda* Yes, I'd like a #1, make it super-size, and a large White Tiger.
Zelda: Please pull up to the first window.
Bit pulls up to the first window.
Zelda: Oh, I'm sorry, we don't have live animals, how's this? *stuffed tiger appears*
Bit: Uh. well, if that's the absolute closest you can get then.
Zelda: Here's your hamburger and drink, *Bit takes a bite out of the hamburger* thanks for choosing Jack in the Box!
Bit spits out his hamburger and passes out.
***
Allenby: Look, Boton, I don't feel too comfortable about your show idea.
Boton: Oh, come on, every great woman started out like this!
Allenby: What about Monica Lewinski?
Boton: Ohhh yes. DEFFINITELY Monica Lewinski!
***
Irvine: Alright Sherry, I'm feelin pretty good about this hand.
Sherry: Alright then.
Irvine: *looks at 4 and 4* HIT ME!
Sherry: Okay.
Irvine: *looks at additional 5* HIT ME!
Sherry: K
Irvine: *looks at 9* NOT FAIR!!!! I'M GOING TO THE SLOTS! *walks over to the slot machines* WOW. so many.
***
Falco: What talent do I have?
Hiei: Join us, we have a plan.
Falco: Details.
Link: It goes like this.
Falco: I see.
Yusuke: Let's see, that makes. four of us.
Slippy: I don't care what your doing, but I'm in.
Hiei: Awesome!
***
Fox: Need, to think of something.
Kurama: I'll offer you the chance of assistant for the amazing Kurama! You'll have to settle with a small amount of points as your role is so meager.
Fox: My, someone is a bit conceited.
Kurama: Do you accept or not?
Fox: As a matter of fact I dob't, I'll do my own solo show and prove that I'm better than you!
Kurama: *turns into Yoko-Kurama* WE WILL SEE MORTAL.
Fox: Your part fox? Okay, now I really need to kick your ass.
Kurama: Bring it on!
***
Kuabara: Doo-dee doo.
Hiei: What are you doing nimrod?
Kuabara: Makin my show!
Hiei: Tell me, why are you making a show for people obsessed with large objects? *gestures at giant screwdriver, pear, and globe*
Kuabara: For your information, it's all a big part of the show. Get it? A BIG part of the show *starts laughing hysterically*
***
Argo: Anyone wanna get good points easily? Join me!
Chibodee: Tell me more.
Argo: Well it's. *whispering*
Puu: Puu!
Van: Okayyyy. I guess so.
Argo: Dommon, Sci-scici, George, join the fun! We need people!
Dommon: Got nuthin better to do.
Sci: I'm in bro!
George: Fine.
***
Irvine: Okay, this is the last nickel, I SWEAR IT! Oh, crap. oh well, one more. God, I hate this machine, let's try. FORTUNE 500!
***
Rain: So that's it?
Boton: Pretty much.
Rain: Well, it's not too bad.
Kaiko: You're right, but are these pills totally nece-
Boton: Yes.
***
Hiei: NO, NO, and for the last time NO! Link, it's not that difficult, swing in, pretend to slice me up, then, get on your freakin horse and ride off!!!!!
Link: Well, it's kinda hard for me to use this sword without yelling "HUUT! HYAHH! HAA!"
Yusuke: Get over it already.
Hiei: Oh, you're one to talk, can't you aim that thing better?
Epona: NEEIGHH!
Hiei: SHUT UP! This isn't working!
***
Bit: Okay, then, you got it down?
Rob: Yeah, but.
Bit: Good!
Rob: There's a problem, it's gonna take awhile to get the German accent programmed.
Bit: Fantastic. That's like the most important part of the whole thing.
***
Argo: Okay, from the top now. *all start doing the can-can, then all collapse* URRRGH! You can stay balanced longer than that!!!
***
Kuabara: *to self* Ok, let's see. "So then the chicken says." What does the chicken say? Ah, shit.
***
Irvine: Okay, c'mon, c'mon, C'MON!!! D'oh. Okay, last one FOR SURE!
***
Fox: Is that really your crummy idea?!?! *laughing like a maniac* Is that really your idea?!?!?
Kurama: *also laughing crazily* And you're really gonna try that, your crazy!
Fox: Well, at least my plan can actually be done.
Kurama: At least I have the actual talent my plan requires.
*** Zelda: Lunch time! All report to Mess Hall!
***
Mess Hall:
Hiei: Okay, we have to double our effort at this point, we've spent all morning horsing around, time to make something out of it.
Yusuke: Hiei, I hate to break it to you, but we're not professionals.
Hiei: *in inspiring football coach voice* C'mon guys! We can do this! You have to think of it like- like a really big hot dog!
Falco: The hell you talking about?
Hiei: You know, it's like a hot dog that you want real bad, but- but, you don't have enough change for it, so you dig around, and you dig some more, and I'll be damned if you're still short 35 cents! So, you don't give up! You get down on your knees and you look for 35 cents! Then, if that don't work, you reach down into the sewer! And you poke around until you hit something, but it's out of reach! So, you stretch out your arm like mad, and you grab it! Then, you accidentally drop it, so you work even harder until you grab it again! You pull it out and it turns out to be two quarters! So, you've got enough for that hot dog! Plus 15 cents more! You know what that means? That means that now, you can get that hotdog AND get some relish! See what I mean?
Slippy: Let me put it this way. NO. Instead, we think that you've lost it.
Hiei: Ah, shit, I was just tryin to inspire you guys to give it your all.
Link: *in sissy voice right as sappy music starts playing* Aw, c'mon Hiei, you don't have to try to inspire us-
Slippy: -because we're screwed one way or the other! *record scratches and sappy music stops*
Yusuke: Look, it ain't happenin, I'm sorry, it just ain't.
***
Boton: Hey, no, no, no! Leena, do you realize how much fat and carbs are in that?!?!
Leena: Yeah, why?
Boton: We have an image to keep up, damn it!
Leena: Your no fun.
Boton: Do you want the points?!?!?
Leena: Ummm. yes.
Boton: THEN EAT SOME COTTAGE CHEESE INSTEAD!!!
Allenby: I still have a few doubts about this Boton.
Boton whacks Allenby with broom.
Boton: Any other complaints?
Kaiko: Well, all you have is that broom, I mean, if we wanted to, you know how easily we could overpower you.
Boton: A good point, but you don't know what I have up my sleeve... *camera switches behind Boton as she pulls seven pictures out*
All others: *gasp*
Zelda: You wouldn't!
Fiona: Where the hell did you get those?!?!
Krystal: You sick bitch.
Boton: You know girls, tangled as our relationships are, your current boyfriends wouldn't be pleased to see these.
Rain: Wait a minute, Dommon dumped me!
Boton: Well then. as for you, umm. how aobut this? *pulls out additional picture*
Rain: YOU WOULDN'T!
Boton: I would.
***
Zelda: *to all* Lunch over!
***
Bit: Okay Rob, 6 ½ precious hours left.
Rob: Uh. yeah, I've almost fully downloaded the German accent program.
***
Argo: NO! not like that! No!
***
Kuabara: "So anyway, then he says, he says" Ah, I'll never get it.
***
Hiei: I'm ruined!
***
Irvine: Alright Sherry, I'm back and I'm feelin hot!
Sherry: Place your bet and we'll pick right up.
***
Kurama: Oh, yeah, not feelin too cocky now are we?
Fox: Ha! I've been ready to go for hours now!
***
Boton: *grinning evily* Yes. yes. very good.
***
Jamie: STOP! YARGH! AUUGH!
Camera switches to show shadows on the wall. Phoenix's shadow is holding up some kind of revolving instrument which he then evilly jabs into Jamie. Shadows of little bits of stuff and liquids are seen flying out of Jamie's twitching form. Phoenix's maniacal laughter fills the room.
***
Later, oh so much later in the mess hall:
Phoenix appears in the mess hall looking quite pleased with himself.
Phoenix: Hey. How's it goin? Well, Jamie's dead and in honor of the occasion I whipped up a special meal!
Hiei: God help us.
Phoenix: Let me pretend I didn't hear that. *large covered plate appears in the center of the table* Now, I give you. *lifts metal. uhh. covery thingy* barbecued Jamie! *Jamie's burnt form is lyingon the plate with all kinds off greens surrounding it*
Most of everyone: *look away in disgust*
Phoenix: Aww. you haven't even tried it! It's good, but he's kinda small so everyone take small portions, okay? Don't look at me like that, y'all can stomach a little flesh!
Falco: Well, I eat small rodents.
Slippy: I snack on flies.
Fox: This isn't too much different, I mean, we're animals, they eat us, it's perfectly moral for us to eat them, right?
Krystal: I guess so. *takes small portion of Jamie and chews* Hey, it's not too bad.
Phoenix: There you go!
Kaiko: Tell me at least you have drinks?
Phoenix: Let's see. Jamie's blood. stomach acid. etc.
Van: This is lemonade right? *takes gulp*
Phoenix: Pus actually.
***
Hiei: There is no way, I can eat this! *turns into Demon* Okay, it's cool, now I can eat it.
Kurama: Same here *turns into Yoko-Kurama*
Rob: Why should I care, I can barely taste food period. *digs in*
***
Slowly more and more people taste Jamie's corpse.
Phoenix: *with mouthful of liver* Not too bad, huh?
Kuabara: Hey, this hand is awesome!
Phoenix: That's your own hand.
Kuabara: X_X
***
Phoenix: Alright, let's go over to the casino and start the shows!
***
All walk into the casino to see Irvine steadily losing money to Sherry.
Irvine: *wearing nothing but underwear* Hey guys! Uhh. I kinda ran out of money to bet so uh. yeah.
Phoenix: Get away from there! You have a show to do!
Irvine: Hang on, just one more hand! *gets cards and gets ready to look*
Phoenix: NOW! *Irvine flies back to the group*
Sherry: Well let's see, oh! You had a king and an ace just then! Too bad you couldn't stick around long enough.
Irvine: .
***
Phoenix: Okay, let's see. first up is Fox, so you go in that door to the left and we'll enter the theater.
Fox: Uh. okay.
Phoenix: Okay, we're in, now it's customary to get drinks, so four to a booth and then wait for the servers to take your drinks!
Phoenix gets in a booth next to Fiona, Dommon, and Leena.
Server: What can I get you?
Phoenix: Human blood.
Fiona: Water, no ice.
Dommon: Bloody Mary with a blue umbrella.
Leena: Same here.
Fiona: So, what, are you some kind of a vampire?
Phoenix: Only on Fridays.
***
Phoenix: *to entire theater* Okay, let's see, can't read the card. oh! Let me see, first is Fox McCloud in Fox Newton, Mr. Vegas himself.
Applause fills the theater as the curtain lifts and shows Fox sitting on a piano bench.
Fox: Eh-hem, Eh-huh! *other coughing sounds, followed by cracking of knuckles over piano keys*
Bit: *to own booth* I can see where this is going.
***
Fox: Thank you! Thank you!
All finally take hands off of ears and applause tremendously.
Phoenix: Okay, now we leave the theater and come back in.
Rain: Umm. why?
Phoenix: Don't ask questions!
***
Outside of theater:
Phoenix: Okay, now Kurama, go through the door and the rest of us will casually wait until Fox comes out. And then pretend as if this is the first show of the night and that Fox has been with the crowd the whole time.
Kurama: Umm.
***
Phoenix: Okay, tonight's performance is-
Bit: Whaddya mean tonight's? As if it's the only one?
Phoenix: *through clenched teeth* What are you talking about, this is the first and only performance of the night, remember. . . *unclenches teeth* Now, we present, master magician Kurama!
Curtain lifts to reveal Kurama in a goofy cape.
Kurama: *takes out rose and throws into audience, no one bothers to catch* I am Kurama! Prepare to see fantasies that you never dreamed possible!
***
All applause as the legless Kurama hobbles back into the back.
***
We'll skip the whole moving about routine:
Fox: *laughing at Kurama, then in mock Kurama voice* "Watch me cut myself in half!" HA!
Kurama: Well, I did better than you!
Fox: Whaddya mean, didn't you hear the clapping?
Kurama: That was because they were so glad that it was over.
Phoenix: And now, Argo Flatley's Russiandance!
Argo: *doing best at Irish accent* We will be performing for you tonight, several dances from my home country! *annoying music starts*
All start moving feet in crazy patterns
***
Argo: This one is called-
Chibodee: Look, Argo, everyone hates our show! Look they're barely awake! IT SUCKS!
Argo: Really? Fine. Do. it your way then.
Chibodee: *face lights up* sure! *gets down and starts break-dancing*
George: Riiiiiight.
Others, not knowing what to do just start bobbing their heads to the music
***
Music stops and Chibodee gets back up amidst extraordinary applause.
Chibodee: Thank you! Thank you! We love ya New York!
***
Phoenix: And now, Kuabara, who couldn't think of a Vegas-show-related-pun, doing impressions and comedy.
Curtain rises showing all of Kuabara's giant stageprops.
Kuabara: Hi. um. I'm Kuabara. and I'd like to do my impression of. somebody. not sure who. tell ya what we can skip that part and move right on to the jokes, yeah. So, it goes like this. there's a French bulldog, a monkey, um. and Harry Truman and then, the monkey, he says. oh, gosh, hmm, uh, hmm, I'm not sure. anyway then.
***
Phoenix: Okay, now it's Bit-fried and Rob, Magicians of the Century.
Curtain lifts.
Bit: *in German accent* Welcome to a world of mystery and imagination.
Rob: In which we will guide you to- what was it?
Bit: Just never mind. At this point we'll quit talking to enhance the feeling of mystery and do some cool stuff, hopefully.
Both try to walk about majestically while a cage is lowered down, Rob gets in and Bit covers it in a cloth. Then he stabs it with several swords and lights it on fire.
Muffled voice inside cage: Ow. ow. ouch.
Everyone sees how the trapdoor at the bottom opens and Rob falls into the floor then puts something inside the cage. Bit douses the flames and removes the swords then takes off the cloth to reveal a stuffed white tiger.
***
Bit: We'll be needing a volunteer at this point.
No one raises hand.
Rob: How about you *points to Allenby*
Allenby: *to self* Fantastic.
Bit: Where are you from?
Allenby: Neo Switzerland.
Rob: Kentucky huh? Been there myself.
Allenby: Whatever.
Bit: Okay, we'll need you to get in this tank.
Allenby: What are you gonna do?
Rob: A magic trick, what else? *No one laughs* Now, get in the tank and we're about to dump a lot of water in there. Then-
Allenby: Am I at personal risk here?
Bit: *ignoring* Okay, here goes! *entire tank fills with water* Now we will make Allenby disappear from the tank!
Rob: Using the magical art of magic!
Tank is covered by curtain
Bit: Hocus Pocus!
Tank lifts to reveal Allenby still in the water.
Rob: Oops! Let me try! Alakazam!
Allenby is still in the tank looking as if the can't hold her breath much longer
Bit: *starting to sweat* Heh heh. third try's a charm! Aleekaboo!
Allenby starts banging on the glass.
Rob: Oh shit. Phoenix! We need help!
Phoenix: What's the problem?
Bit: Are you freakin blind?
Phoenix: I don't like your tone there.
Rob: WHAT IN THE HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?!
Phoenix: Oh is that how it is, well maybe I just won't help then!
Allenby starts shouting underwater
Leena: What's wrong with you, she's gonna die!
Phoenix: Why's that a problem? Saves me the trouble of deciding what to have for breakfast.
Puu: Puu!
Phoenix: Okay! Geez, fine Puu, but only because I respect you.
Zap!
Allenby is gasping for breath on the floor wet from head to toe.
Allenby: *gasping* W-what took so *gasps* long?
All stare at Phoenix
Phoenix: *turns everyone's ears into salamanders*
***
Phoenix: Now, let's see. Irvine, you didn't give your show a name!
Irvine: *After tenth glass of red wine* Huh? What?
Phoenix: No matter, c'mon, why aren't you on the stage yet?
Irvine: What stage? Where is it?
***
Irvine is finally onstage.
Phoenix: Well?
Irvine: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh....
Phoenix: Your show?
Irvine: I didn't think of one.
Phoenix: Whaddya mean, you had all day.
Link: He spent it playing blackjack.
Irvine: LIES! I played slots a little bit.
Phoenix: Well you'll just have to think it up as you go.
Irvine: Oooooooh my head. what if I can't think of anything?
Phoenix: First we hurl fruit and vegetables at you.
Irvine: Not too bad.
Phoenix: Then you go to the alligator pit!
Irvine: *sweating* Umm. *starts tap-dancing* Uhh. oh. yo yo ho, a pirate's life for me? Umm. Anchors away. my boy. anchors. away.
Phoenix: I guess that can count as a show.
Irvine: thankyougoodnight! *speeds off stage*
***
Phoenix: Now, Cirque Du Hiei: Q
The lights dim as Hiei's evil voice is transported across the stage.
Hiei: Welcome mortals, to a land inhabited by creatures unlike any you've feasted your eyes on. to a strange place where your imagination will guide you through the darkness.
Rob: *whispering to Bit* Aww. why couldn't we think of that line?
The curtain draws and Yusuke showers the stage with spirit gun blasts. Hiei swings in on a trapeze full demon form. Link rides in on his horse, while Slippy swims over in a giant pool and Falco flies down from above. All freeze as camera stops.
Link begins to twirl sword as all disperse.
***
After a sort of impressive array of stunts and acrobatics the group gets off stage amidst applause.
***
Phoenix: Okay. final show! Every girl in: Hookers: A musical. title sounds interesting.
***
Every guy is staring breathlessly with giant eyes at the performers who are now leaving. There are a few seconds of silence.
Everyone in audience: *begin clapping outrageously*
Twenty minutes pass.
Everyone in audience: *clapping harder*
40 minutes later.
Everyone in audience: *perfectly aware that the show's been over, but are still clapping*
1 hr. 30 minutes later.
Everyone in audience: *still clapping*
5:00 a.m. .
Everyone in audience: still clapping.
Girls dorm:
Leena: I really wish they would stop *grits teeth and covers ears in frustration*
Boton: Well?
Kaiko: You're a sick-minded bastard for making us go through that.
Boton: Thanks! I'll be taking all the points then!
Rain takes out a long dagger and holds it under Boton's chin.
Rain: Like hell ya will!
Boton: Fine I'll take half!
SLICE! The blade is protruding out of Boton's head
Rain: Oops! It looks like my hand slipped!
Blood starts gushing out of Boton's head as her lifeless body falls over.
Rain: That felt good.
***
7:00 a.m. .
Everyone is still clapping.
Finally everyone stops.
Phoenix: Why the hell didn't I tape that?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
Hiei: I just don't get it. the dislocated both my arms this morning but then they- I'll never understand.
Dommon: Don't you see, it's not about understanding. It's just about being horny.
Hiei: That's a nice way to put it.
Phoenix: SHIT! Breakfast is in an hour and a half! I gotta fly! *disappears*
Kuabara: I still can't remember how that joke went.
Bit: Uh. yeah. none of us here can think of a snappy way to end the chapter-
Sci: So we figured we'd. A one, a two!
All: We go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong
Remembered forever as shoo-bop sha whada whadda yippidy boom da boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop that's the way it should be
Waooo Yeah
We're one of a kind like dip da dip da dip do whap de dobby do
Our names are signed like boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby shoo wap shoo wap
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop we'll always be like one
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-one
When we go out a night (oh oh)
And stars are shining bright (oh, oh)
Up in the skies above
Or at the high school dance
Where you can find romance maybe it might be lo,lo,lo,lo,lo,lo,lo,love
Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom da boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
Yip da dip da dip shoo bop sha dooby do
Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap
Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom sha boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
Yip da dip da dip shoo bopp sha dooby do
Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap
Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
A womp bop a looma a womp bam boom
We're for each other like womp bop a looma a womp bam boom
Just like my brother is sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop we'll always be together
Waooo Yeah!
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
Leena: SHUT THE HELL UP! *boot wacks Sci on the head*
Fin.
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Umm. yeah, sorry this took so long, I just finished. I was on vacation and stuff. Also deepest apologies for the I-don't-know-who-made-that-song-it- just-said-"Grease"-on-it song I put in at the end just now. I really despise that song. Which is why I put it in. Oh and thanks to notgoingtotellyou (?) and Shinimegame for reviewing!
P.S. I didn't spell check this one so it probably has even more mistakes than the other chapters.
