"You've reached Captain Jack Sparrow of the Black Pearl. I'm probably too
drunk and can't remember who you are, but there's always a chance. If this
happens to be Barbossa who is in fact not the Captain of the Black Pearl
and his dreadful crew, then consider yourself threatened. Leave a nice
message at the sound of the word unstable, including all the pertinent
details...and I'll have to make a decision, won't I? Oh yes, one more
thing: Yo-ho."
