FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY!!! Err... Mazoku-ity or something like that...

Disclaiming Scene:

Minions: It is too holy to belong to her...
Me:I hired Xelloss to entertain me! Wait... Xelloss is in the fic... Oh well, I just have to use... A very OOC Rezo!!!
Rezo: Yes master Lina. Umm... Should I add the chan?
Me:YEAH!!! And don't forget the hyphen!!
Minions: Should we leave now? We have alot of lines we were suppoed to say written on that que-card that you cut off talking to Rezo.
Me:Go...*Forgot about them*
Rezo: Master Lina-chan...-sama...-san...Umm, I'm hungry...
Me: Ung... Inspired by Nel, or Eve, Cabin Fic...

Chapter One: Is Hilarity a word?

Umm, everybody was being stupid. Equally stupid... Xelloss was running around eating friutcake;;;;. Zel was... Umm... Eating friutcake too?
Lina was opening a present Gourry got her because he thought it was Christmas which he pronounced 'Critmad' for some reason...
Firia was trying to eat Ameria because she was saying another justice speach... And Zangulas and Martina were making out in the corner...

Suddenly the authoress wants them to wake up cause they're all half asleep so she pours water on them and Xelloss and Zel start crying cause
their friutcakes are ruined. Then everyone wakes up and start crying cause Lina's present is ruined, they're wet, their hats are wet or cause their
lipstick and hair are wet.

They all charge the authoress... And she runs screaming and crying in terorr.
Me: Rezo! Take care of them for me!!!
OOC Rezo:*Yawn*'Kay Lina-chan-sama-san person!!
Me:Good, I'm outta here. Buh-bye Rezo!!!
OOC Rezo:But you haven't given me my food yet!!
Me:*Turn SD and sweatdrops*Oh...*Falls over anime style and remembers people are chasing her, gets up and runs.*

Lina: That was wierd..
OOC Rezo:Yeah, but so is she, I mean she torturing herself by writting this.
Gourry:Relie? i thot she waz just poplizing this an not riting it...
Zel: You mean 'publishing' right?
Gourry: yeh write
Zel: You mean'right' ..;;;;;;;;;;

Lina: Yeah well lets go, I'm gonna hurt the author(HOW DARE SHE!!!! I'm an authoress person!) if she doesn't end this chap. now cause I want the
people to suffer!!!!!
Me: Yeah ok you heard her folks, I'm endin now to make you suffer! Bye!