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You know the drill

Harry and Ron are sitting either side of Hermione in transfiguration. McGonagall has finishing handing out the mice, and has ordered silence It's not as good, as the other ones, but oh well.

Hermione: Why did you desert me at lunch?

Ron: noticed, did you? Weren't too busy writing to dear Vikki then

Hermione: Ron, I just asked where you and Harry ran off to?

Ron: oh, is that it?! We ran off to Bulgaria to be with Vikkibabydarlinghoneyvomithoney

Harry: Hermione, don't talk about Krum in front of Ron. You should know better.

Hermione: *indignantly angry* TELL ME WHY YOU RAN OFF NOW!

Ron: to find krum

Hermione: *calming down* Oh, Ron...

Harry: Oh, Ron...

Ron: shut up Harry.

Hermione: Harry, Cho wanted to talk to you

Ron: *gives Hermione one final dark look* we know

Harry: she's crazy

Ron: *furiously underlines* really crazy. she's out to get us. (or at least Harry)

Harry: thanks. *goes back to staring out the window*

Hermione: she wanted to give your carrot back, Ron.

Ron: what carrot could you possibly be talking about, Hermione? *eyes dart from side to side*

Hermione: The carrot that hit her in the face, Ron.

Ron: oh, that carrot! why didn't you say it was the one i dropped?

Hermione: *flatly* you just dropped the carrot.

Ron: i dropped it *elbows Harry for back-up*

Harry: *reads the note dazedly* and it bounced,

Ron: and bounced

Harry: and bounced.

Hermione: And accidentally hit Cho in the eye??

Ron: yes. *Notices her lumpy pockets* You didn't bring them with you - did you

Hermione: *Passes note onto Harry*

Harry: you didn't!

Hermione: *passes note on to Ron refusing to answer*

Ron: not two great stinking carrots!

Hermione: *flustered* Well - I thought you could - still might have been hungry!

Ron: not hungry enough for cho's eye juice!

Hermione: *lays carrots on the table defiantly*

Ron: *snorts*

Harry: *pokes Hermione and points to McGonagall drawing closer*

Hermione: *whips note away*

~~~ Pause ~~~

Hermione: I CAN'T BELIEVE you did that, Ron!

Ron: did what? *whistles inconspicuously.*

Hermione: Let her think you two had changed you rats into carrots! That's what!

Ron: mice.

Hermione: It is the same thing.

Ron: No. It's not. And we got ten points each, anyway.

Hermione: Yes - but ~

Ron: *snatches note* no 'buts'

Hermione: ~

*-*-*-*-*-*-* New bit of parchment *-*-*-*-*-*

Hermione: I can't believe you said that!

Ron: she might have believed I did it.

Harry: Yeah. Right.

Hermione: *passes not on for Ron to see*

Ron: welcome little sleepy head.

Hermione: Now, if you had said I had changed my mouse into parchment, then she might have believed it.

Ron: what? and then get done for defacing your precious transfiguration work? I'd rather see her face when she try's to undo mine and harry's transfiguration on the carrot-mice-krum-faced-rats and can't.

Hermione: *still frowning* It's still very dishonest of you.

Ron: *glares at her* like you going around writing to Vikki you mean?

Hermione: *sighs* How on earth is that dishonest?

Ron: if you don't know now, you'll never know.

Hermione: Now that's just being silly

Ron: so writing to him under cover of roast beef and pumpkin juice at lunch was not dishonest at ALL!!! *gets worked up again*

Hermione: I have not written to him for over a month Ron. *getting slightly frantic* Now, please tell me where on earth are yours and Harry's rats?

Ron: er...