DISCLAIMER: I'm sorry, but I can't remember if a haiku is 5, 7, 5??? I don't know. Someone will have to get back to me on that.

Potter books used to be four

But with brilliance, there's been one more

Now we wait for the sixth;

Though I'm content with fan fics'

Damn. Those lawyers are still at my door.

Passing Notes In The Hospital Wing Again

Ron: why do you have Cornflakes' on your face?

Harry: *grumbling* liar

Ron: I. AM. SERIOUS. YOU. HAVE. CORNFLAKES. ALL. OVER. YOUR. FACE.

Harry: *rolls over so Ron can't see him* your eyes must be wobbly.

Ron: no! there is really!

Harry: maybe we should forget we had this conversation

Ron: harry! look! there is!

Harry: *getting annoyed* I don't think you really mean what you are saying. Ron *meaningful look*

Ron: no! look - I'll get you the mirror! *reaches for a mirror*

Harry: *slaps hand away very violently* I KNOW ABOUT THE DAMN HEX ALREADY!!!

Ron: oh

Harry: *deep breaths*

Ron: then why did you ~

Harry: *snatches note* I didn't want to talk about it.

Ron: Oh. 'K, then.

Harry: *twiddles thumbs*

Ron: *hums to himself*

Harry: *drums fingers*

Ron: how did you ~

Harry: I got into a fight with Dean

Ron: dean DEAN?!

Harry: yes. dean.

Ron: did you throw anything at him, Harry? because then i can understand him attacking you

Harry: no!

Ron: *raises eyebrows*

Harry: only a cup.

Roh: only?

Harry: of pumkin juice

Ron: *goggles*

Harry: I tripped!

Ron: then bounced.

Harry: and bounced.

Ron: and bounced.

Harry: until I hit into him

Ron: with you cup.

Harry: while I was on the other side of the room

Ron: yeah, that's the story.

Harry: and there he goes, blowing it all out of proportion

Ron: how, exactly?

Harry: oh, making up some rubbish how I got him all wet. you know he rants a lot

Ron: well, not really...

Harry: saying I've been throwing stuff at him all day

Ron: he's a liar!!!

Harry: *passionately* I know!!!

Ron: er... harry? I was, er... joking.

Harry: liar!!!

Ron: well you have been throwing things at him... and cho.

Harry: that was you!!!

Ron: yes, harry. but I am not the one who gets blamed for these things, am i?

Harry: *silence*

Ron: harry?

Harry: do you want to know something?

Ron: I know everything.

Harry: *deep breath*

Ron: well, er, if... ahem... hermione doesn't then... er, I'll listen!

Harry: *perkily* that's the attitude. so, do you want to know something?

Ron: what? *rolls eyes*

Harry: *grins stupidly* I hexed myself

Ron: *silence* liar.

Harry: *still grinning*

Ron: YOU STUPID PRICK! WHAT IN HELLS NAME DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!!?

Harry: *flatly* to get Dean in trouble

Ron: please tell me you did not just tell me that

Harry: *twiddles thumbs*

Ron: *hums to himself*

Harry: *drums fingers*

Ron: *Keeps on hummin'*

Harry: I did.

Ron: *still hummin'*

Harry: *pokes Ron's swollen hands*

Ron: *curses a lot* *headbutt's Harry*

Harry: *Moans* Will you just read the note? PLEASE? I said 'I did'

Ron: *reads note* you didn't... do it in public did you? because if you stood in the middle of the Great hall and start cursing away at yourself, it's not going to look very convincing

Harry: I'm not stupid Ron.

Ron: *looking doubtful*

Harry: but he did attack me

Ron: *wheedling* and then he turned you into a cornflake face?

Harry: no!

Ron: *suspicious* what exactly does 'no' mean?

Harry: *puts a pillow over his own head*

Ron: i'm starving.

Harry: ignores him

Ron: perhaps about a bowl of... of... CORNFLAKES

Harry: HOW DARE YOU!!!

Ron: I didn't do it on purpose!!

Harry: LIAR!!

Ron: OK then... erm... well then... PUMPKIN JUICE!!

Harry: *gasps*

Ron: you didn't need to roll onto the floor

Harry: HOW DARE YOU!!

Ron: you forgot the last exclamation

Harry: LIAR!!!

Ron: *waits for Harry to climb back onto the bed* i'm still hungry though.

Harry: but I'm glad I didn't eat any of the poison carrots,

Ron: *stomach grumbles*

Harry: what did madame pomfrey just say?

Ron: apparently cho volunteered to get our lunches

Harry: *Ron snatches the note off of him*

Ron: HARRY. WHAT. IF. HERMIONE. EATS. THE. POISONED. CARROTS?!

Harry: *blankly* why would she?!

Ron: *just as blankly* I don't know.

Harry & Ron: *stare out the window for a couple of minutes*

Harry: there's Cho with our lunches

Ron: Harry?

Harry: yeah?

Ron: *slightly panicked* are there carrots on our plates?

-*-*-*-*-* DUN DUN DUN!!

Um, yeah. I hope you like it. hmm. & thanks, yes, for the reviews. They're really nice. And nice of people to post over again. And especially to GoodCharlotte. Or *Britney. Whatever you've changed your name to - for posting loads (and loads). *Hands you the review crown*. Heh.