disclaimer: I...DON'T...OWN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!

you ppl: ?o_O?

a/n: thank you DumbBlondeBlue, you are definitely most faithful to this Spongebob thingy...maybe you're the only reader that likes it...i don't know. but thanks anyway.

on with the story.

(Spongebob is arriving at Patrick's house, knocking on the rock)

ss: Patrick...Patrick...Patrick Patrick PATRICK!

ps: Huh? Oh hi Spongebob. Whatcha doin here?

ss: You told me to come here after boating school, remember?

ps: You go to boating school?

ss: Yes Patrick. So what do you want to do?

ps: Uhh...I dunno...what do you want to do?

ss: I dunno, what do you want to do?

*3 hours later*

ps: I dunno, what do you want to do?

ss: Do you want to go jellyfishing?

ps: NO! NOT JELLYFISHING! ANYTHING BUT JELLYFISHING!

ss: Um, okay. So what do you want to do?

ps: I dunno, do you want to go jellyfishing?

ss: OKAY! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready...

st: Ready to leave town? (thinking he's funny) Ha...leave...town...ha.

ss: Squidward! Do you want to go jellyfishing with us!

st: I'd love to! There is nothing in the world that I'd rather do than go jellyfishing with you and that pink conehead-

ps: PINK CONEHEAD? WHERE?

st (smacks forehead): No, Spongebob, I can't go jellyfishing with you.

ps: Spongebob, do you think we should stay here and do something else to make Squidward feel better?

ss: Okay! Let's blow bubbles!

ps: Okay! Uh...how do you do that?

ss (holding bubble wand, doing that bubble dance): First you go like thiiiiiiis, spin around, STOP! Double take three times...one, two, three...now it's time for...PELVIC THRUST! Woooooooooo! Woooooooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town, bring it a-round town...then you go like this, then like this, and this and this and that and this and that and this and then... (blows a Patrick shaped bubble like the one in his daydream, which ends up popping at Patrick's feet.)

ps: Wow...that lobster sure needs to go on a diet! Let me try. (does the bubble dance also, etc. Winds up blowing a Spongebob bubble that goes into Squidward's window. Inside Squidward's house...)

st: AUGH! GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME! (the bubble pops on Squidward and...)

st: (Spongebob-like laugh, Spongebob voice.) Hahahahaha! Spongebob! Hey Spongebob! Can I try?

ss: Sure!

(Squidward does bubble dance and makes a jellyfish shaped bubble that pops on a plant. The plant buzzes. Squidward comes out of his house and says...)

st: Hey guys! Wanna go jellyfishing!

ss: I'd love to! But it's getting kind of late, isn't it? I haven't ate dinner yet. How about tomorrow?

st: OKAY! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready...

ps: You know, there's something oddly familiar about that voice...

a/n: hahaha, the three are oblivious to what the bubbles are causing! And now there's two Spongebobs! Buh buh buh!

a/n: Do I even need to remind you on my fave review policy? Well in case you've forgotten, it's:

1. Don't like it, don't say so. I'll take a hint. FLAMES SUCK!

2. Love it, say so.

3. Got constructive criticism? Fine. But I loooooooove compliments. So if you want me to remember you when I become famous for unclogging a toilet, I will remember you best if you are nice. Just kidding about the famous and toilet thing. But I still love praise.