Chapter 3

Chiquita wasn't a normal monkey, she was psychopathic. Harry finally decided he needed to do something about it.

"Ron, I'm telling you, she's evil! I can see it in her eyes, she just waiting for the right moment to strike."

"Uhhhh, Harry, I think you need to lay off on the trifle. Give it a break, Chiquita's ~not~ gonna do anything! She's harmless! I swear, there's something wrong with ~you~ lately." Ron shook his head.

"Harry, he's right. I mean, look at her~" They all look at her. "She's adorable! There is no way she would ever want to ~kill~ you."

And so, Harry decided to take matters into his ~own~ hands.