Never Take Him Anywhere
By: Kasumi Rose
Chapter 1: Never Take Yusuke to a Lingerie ShopYou walk down the halls of your junior high. School has just let out, so you're happy to finally be going home. Suddenly as you pass by the stairs, you hear voices from the top.
"Yusuke you baka! You should know better,"
Curious, you climb to the top and follow the voices. They are coming from the door that leads to the roof. You push open the door lightly and peek. There is a girl wearing the normal school uniform with brown hair and big eyes, you recognize her as Keiko, yelling at a boy with dark black hair in a green jumpsuit. You recognize him at once as Yusuke, your long time crush. From the looks of it you can tell that Yusuke is annoyed and not paying attention. Giving up, Keiko turns and comes towards the door. You rush back down the stairs and go off into a side of the hallway. You try to look as if you had been there for a while. Keiko walks past with her fist balled up, looking very angry. A few minutes later Yusuke walks past.
"Stupid Keiko! Thinks she can tell me what to do," he mumbles
He notices you and then gets a devious smile on his face.
"Hey you wanna go to the mall with me?" he asks.
"Sure," you answer. You could never resist his smile
***************At the mall**********
Yusuke takes you to the arcade. He challenges you to the shooting game and wins. Then you beat him in the dance game. By this time you two are having a great time. Yusuke plays a crane game and wins a little plushie that looks like him.
"Hmm I don't like dolls so here," he says, handing it to you.
" Thanks" you reply, blushing slightly.
Then you two play at a racing game. Finally, Yusuke decides to leave so you walk out of the arcade and toward the east exit. You get to the middle of the mall where there is a huge fountain. You walk on a little more. Yusuke pulls to a short stop and puts his arms out to stop you. He is looking at a store. You follow his gaze and see Keiko in the shop. Yusuke quickly pushes you into a store. He pushes you behind a rack and then finally lets your arm go. You realize where you are and blush.
"Yusuke did you have to push us into the Victoria's Secret,"
Yusuke looks around and giggles.
"I get to see your panties on the first date. Isn't this a little fast?" He quips
You can't help but giggle.
Then you notice that Yusuke is getting a nosebleed. He peeks over the rack and comes back down quickly.
"Still there?" you ask
"Yeah," Yusuke says.
" Will you be alright?" you ask, pointing to his nosebleed.
" Yeah I've had worse," he says nonchalantly as he wipes it on his sleeve.
Yusuke and you walk deeper into the store to get out of site. You lead the way
"How you doing, beautiful?" Yusuke says from behind you.
You turn around and see that Yusuke is flirting with a mannequin.
You giggle.
" Hey got you to laugh," he jokes
"Do girls really wear these," Yusuke asks, picking at a thong.
"Yes," you answer blushing
The little display Yusuke was picking at falls over. Showering both you and Yusuke in underwear. A customer turns and when she sees Yusuke is a guy, she slaps him.
"Pervert," she screams
Yusuke backs away into a customer. The person turns around and it's a guy too.
" Kurama!" Yusuke said as he looks at the customer. The customer is holding a pink lace bra.
" Yusuke! This isn't what it looks like. I'm not buying women's underwear," Kurama says as he throws the bra up in the air. Kurama then leaves the shop in a hurry. The saleslady comes back and pushes you out of the store. You two keep backing up, and you're bowing to apologize. You back up some more and then fall into the fountain from earlier. You both get soaked.
" Yusuke!" A voice screams out
You wipe the water from your eyes to see Keiko scowling at you and Yusuke.
She pulls Yusuke from the fountain and he pulls you. Then without a word she slaps you both.
"Heh sorry about that," Yusuke says. He puts his hand behind his head
" I'm gonna head home and change," You tell him
You head home and change into dry clothes. You then put the little plushie Yusuke gave you on your shelf. Who knew dates with Yusuke were so weird?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of the characters. They are the property of Funimation and Yoshiro Togashi.
Hey so this is just a ridiculous story about what happens when you take the guys of Yu Yu Hakusho to weird places. So what did you think of Yusuke's chapter? I was just being silly putting Kurama in the shop too. I'll leave it to you guys to figure out what he was doing looking at women's underwear. There'll be a chapter for each of the Reikai Tantei and even Youko Kurama gets in on the action. This is based on a game where you choose a character and then list places that would not be appropriate to take them to. I played this game at the Reikai Tantei Chat room and got inspired for this story. This story is dedicated to my friends at Reikai Tantei Board.; Littlecatdemon, Kurama's Darling, Demon Neko Chan, Evil People Rock ( Yuna) , and Celestial Sage.
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