Chapter 2: Never Take Hiei to a Basketball Game

You sit in the park admiring the sunset and then lean your head back.

"I know you're there come out," You say to a large tree nearby

You hear grumbling. A flash of black and, then a boy with spiky, mostly black hair and ruby eyes is standing next to you.

" Hi Hiei," you greet him

"I underestimate your spirit awareness. It could rival that baka Kuwabara's powers,"

" Thanks .. I think," you reply

He sits down next to you. He puts his hand on his sword, ready to draw it any moment.

"Do you always have to be so tense, Hiei-san?" you ask

" Yes," Hiei replies

The two of you sit in silence as the sun sets. After a few minutes Hiei finally releases his katana. The sky turns crimson and pink giving a beautiful show before turning into night.

"Do you trust me?" You ask Hiei

The stars sparkle and Hiei looks at them for a minute. He then turns to you.

"C'mon it's cold out. You should go home," He answers. Hiei then gives you a little smile.

" Are you scared to spend time with me, Hiei? Is it too much for you?" you ask

"Hn.You're no challenge. I could stand to be around you for days," he replies indignantly

"Then prove it," You say. You take his arm and lead him down a few blocks to The Staples Center.

You walk up to the ticket booth.

" What is this place?" Hiei asks

" A sports arena of course," you answer

"Two tickets to the game tonight," you request

"$50.00 miss," the clerk informs you

You hand over the money, and hand Hiei his ticket. Then take him through security and into you seats. They're near the center and about 40 feet from the court floor.

"We're lucky. I didn't think we'd get such good seats,"

" Hn" Hiei answers

You go out and buy some popcorn and soda from the food vendors. Then return to your seat.

"Here," you say. You smile as you hand him a box of popcorn and a big bottle of Pepsi.

"Ladies and Gentleman thank you for coming out tonight to support your Lakers. Now here are the stars of the night." A voice booms over the speakers. The announcer reads out the names of the players as they run out onto the field to the cheering of the crowd. The game begins and the Lakers get the ball. A player from your team dribbles the ball down the court and scores on the opposing side's net. The crowd cheers for their players. The players then get the ball and score yet another goal. You and Hiei get up and cheer.

**********Halftime************

The score is close at 45 to 49 with the Lakers in the lead. By this time Hiei has drunk most of the Pepsi, and is acting a little strange. A pretty girl scoots by to take her seat. Hiei looks at her.

"Is she prettier than me?" you ask out of the blue

" Huh oh yes she is," Hiei says twiddling his thumb

You pout and turn away.

"My girl looks funny when she pouts," Hiei babbles then hiccups

'Did he just say I was his girl?' you wonder

" Hey Miss what's your name?" you ask, turning to the girl.

" Yuna, why?" she says

"Nothing," You say turning away.

" Ladies a gentlemen it's time for the raffle drawing. Remember the prize is a chance to come down and try to shoot a free throw for $500," the announcer calls out. The crowd waits anxiously as the announcer picks two seats from the box.

"Will the people in seats AF234 and AF235 come down," the announcer calls. The audience turns to check their seats.

" Oh my gosh," you scream, "It's me! Hiei, those are our seats,"

You two rush down the stairs and onto the court. Two men are at the bottom to greet you.

"Come with me Miss, Mr.,"

As you move to follow the men, a mascot comes up and hugs Hiei.

" Don't touch me! Only I can touch myself,"

You giggle at this

"I didn't mean it like that," Hiei said

Soon you two are out on the court getting ready to shoot. Nearby a few of the Lakers are watching.

You here them snicker.

"He's gonna try to shoot? He's half my size," one of them laughed

" Yeah maybe we should get a stepladder for him," Another agreed

Hiei got angry and walked over to them.

" Size isn't everything you buffoons," He growls

" Ooh what are you going to do, break my kneecaps?"

Hiei raised his bandaged hand. You grab his hand before anything can happen and then take him back to the free throw line.

" It's alright. What do they know?" you say

"What's this free throw thing," he asks you

" Like this," You answer

You stand on the free throw line and everyone is watching you. You shoot and hook your hand a little just like the coach told you in PE. The ball sails through the air and swishes gracefully through the net. The crowd roars its approval. A man in a business suit hands you the $500.00. Then camera flashes blind you for a minute. Once everything dies down you turn to Hiei.

"That's all?" he smirks," I can do that,"

Hiei takes his place on the free throw line. He throws, but the ball falls short.

" Aww poor shorty, want to try again?" one of the players mock

Hiei gruffly takes another ball from the cart.

" Sir, you can only have one shot,"

" I don't care about the prize baka ningen," Hiei shouts at the announcer. Hiei's energy flares up and the announcer backs off.

Hiei shoots again, but misses yet again. He savagely takes another ball from the court and hurls it toward the net. Hiei misses yet again. He takes another and another. Eventually it is raining balls as Hiei tries to make the shot. The other players are either passed out from getting hit in the head by the balls, or on the ground laughing like crazy. Frustrated Hiei energizes his ki until he is glowing. He fires a fireball at the basket and it falls to the ground charred.

Then Hiei loses all semblance of control. He unwraps his bandaged hand, and you recognize what's coming. You grab a microphone from the announcer.

" Everybody out! This place is going to blow," You command

The heat in the room rises and everybody starts rushing out the doors. You decide to run and get out quickly. You are about to reach the door, but you trip and sprain your ankle. The building is shaking and a piece of wood comes loose. It threatens to crush you. You put your hands up to defend yourself. A wind blows past your face, and then the next thing you know you're outside being shielded by Hiei as the Staples Center explodes.

**********Back in your room*******

You awake in your bed. You examine your body for any injuries and fine none except for your ankle. You then resolve to never take Hiei to a basketball game again and flop back onto the bed.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.

So that was Hiei's Chapter. Since it's Hiei you have to make it destructive. Yes I meant Yuna (Evil People Rock) from The Reikai Tantei board. I apologize for the Hiei bashing. Not to mention I don't know much about basketball. Kurama's up next so fangirls get ready. Thanks for reading and reviewing. I don't know if I'll keep going once I do the four Reikai Tantei and Youko. It doesn't look like it now though. Any comments, questions, or concerns, can be sent to Nkitpanich@msn.com

To those who are wondering, Daughters of the Reikai Tantei is on pause until I come up with something good for Rei's chapter