The sky is bright blue, and the morning air is crisp and clean. You are out on your lawn raking up the newly fallen leaves. You finally finish and wipe the sweat off your brow. You go inside and then wash up. You put on a pretty red summer dress and go back outside. Just as you're getting out the door, your neighbor comes out. He has green eyes and crimson hair. In your opinion he's one of the best things about this neighborhood. You remember his name is Suichi, although you've heard someone call him Kurama before.
"Suichi! Good morning," You call out
"Good Morning," He answers back
You run over to the rose bushes that mark the border between your property and his.
"Would you like to go for a walk with me?" you ask him
" That sounds fun," he answers
So you two leave and begin your walk. You lead him into the woods near your place. It's beautiful in a rustic way and very secluded.
" I use to be scared of the woods. My mother would tell me the story of Little Red Riding Hood when I was young, and I would always think wolves were after me in here,"
"You're not scared now," Suichi said smiling
" Well I have you here to protect me," you answer
Then Suichi suddenly stops at a tree. It's huge and reminds you of a California Redwood.
"I planted this one," he says. He turns to you and smiles
"This is yours? It's huge!" you say
" I think it could get bigger," he says
" It's already too big for me," you say
You try to jump up to the lowest branch.
Suichi laughs at this and takes your hand. You cross a shallow creek. Then you come out into an open field. The grass ripples in the breeze.
" The scenery is beautiful around here," you say
" Yes," Suichi agrees.
Off in the distance you hear a horn blow.
" What was that?" you wonder
" It sounded like a hunting horn," Suichi answers
The wind blew to the east. Then you hear the barking of dogs.
"Do you hear dogs?" you ask
" Yes," Suichi replies
" Is it just me, or is it getting louder?" you ask
" I think it's getting louder," he answers
Suichi now seems to be incredibly tense.
"Run!" he commands.
Immediately he grabs your hand, and you two run into the woods. You stop to catch your breath in a clearing.
"What's going on?" you ask
" I can't explain, but by any chance would there be a fox hunt today?" Suichi asks
" Well I think I heard on the news that the Canterbury Fox-Hunting Society was here today, why?" you answer
"I can't explain, but I smell like a fox,"
At that moment two dogs appear at the edge of the clearing. They growl and look hungrily at Suichi. He then bolts and you follow suit.
" This way!" Suichi commands
You follow him and find the creek you walked past before. He jumps into the water and runs along it for while. You do the same. The water is up to your knees, and Suichi is moving as quickly as he can while trying to avoid boulders on the streambed. He is holding your hand and guiding you. Suddenly, you slip on a wet rock. You and Suichi fall down. You get up a few seconds later and you're both dripping wet. Suichi's shirt is clinging to his skin. You two rush from the creek. You run and run.
" This way," Suichi points out
" I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die!" you say
" We'll be fine," Suichi ressures you.
You run and then you see a group of girls.
" Hello, We're being chased. Can you help us," you ask breathlessly
" Well sure, I'm Monica. Who's chasing you?" One of the girls answers
Then she notices Suichi.
" Kurama?" Monica says getting starry-eyed
Suichi then looks surprised at the girls.
"Girls, It's Kurama!" Monica calls out
The girls begin to mob him and ask for autographs. Suichi is bewildered.
You hear the barking of dogs over the squeals of fan girls. Suichi hears this too and sprints. You follow behind.
" You're right, We're gonna die!" Suichi says
The fan girls are now chasing after you too.
There's a small wooden fence and Suichi moves to jump it. The fence has barbwire on it, and then Suichi rips his pants from his knee to the ankle. After this you carefully jump over the fence.
"Are you alright?" you ask
His leg is bleeding from a scratch.
"I'll be fine," he answers, "up into that tree,"
Suichi climbs into the tree from before and then reaches down to help you up.
"Suichi, I'm sorry about all this," You say
"There was no way you could have known," he says
You peek through the branches, and the dogs are underneath barking up the tree.
"Could this get anymore awkward?" you wonder
"You could ask me whether I wear boxers or briefs. That would make it more awkward," Suichi says
You giggle at this. The hunters arrive and so do the fan girls. Out of nowhere the sound of chanting can be heard.
" One-two-three-four don't kill foxes anymore
Six- seven-eight-nine Hunting foxes is a crime,"
A group of people carrying signs come into the clearing. They walk toward the tree. The signs have sayings on them like 'Foxes should be free' ' Foxes have rights too' 'Fur is cruel'
You hear a gruff voice say, " What is going on?"
" Are you the leader of the Canterbury Fox Hunting Society?" a soft feminine voice asks
" Yes I'm Blake Canterbury," You hear someone say
" I'm, Virginia Lawson, leader of P.E.T.A; People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. We're here to serve you a with a cruelty to animals charge," She says
"What? You can't do that," Blake replies
" I'm afraid I just did," Virginia replied
" What you're hunting foxes? How dare you?" Monica broke in
" Now listen here girl, don't get involved. This is a matter for adults," Blake said
Blake then yells out in pain.
"She kicked me. She kicked me," He says
A huge fight breaks out.
"There's a road nearby, to the east. When I count to three, Jump down," Suichi orders.
" Right!" You say.
"1...2.."
Thud! You fall out of the tree. Suichi jumps down after you and then you carefully sneak past the fighting adults. The dogs give chase, and you run toward the road. The keys are in the ignition. Suichi starts the car, and you two are off. Examination of the car shows that it actually belonged to the Fan girls. You and Suichi drive all the way to Cancun, Mexico. You then take Tequila shots and have sex on the beach. I mean the drink! I mean the drink! Maybe someday you'll return the car.
So that was Kurama's chapter, talk about insanity. Kurama probably didn't use his powers on the dogs because he didn't want you to find out about him being a demon. He smells like a fox because he was in Youko form a few days ago and the scent stuck. I know he's a little out of character here too, but this is a comedy. Monica is LightSeer From the Reikai Board. Warning next chapter I turn up the perverseness so get ready. I have a few more dedications; Chomp87, Lightseer, and Fara the Wolf Demon. Thanks for reading and reviewing because I'm having a blast writing this stuff. Any questions, comments, or concerns can be sent to Nkitpanich@msn.com
