Author's Note: Wow, thanks guys for reviewing, I seriously didn't expect more than two, maybe three. But anyway, thanks guys and Priscilla, don't worry, I hate Amy too. I've got most of the story writing itself. So, on with the story, and don't forget to review, or if ff.net sux as much for u as it does for me, email me. - Tasha ;-)

MkO Comes to Town

Chapter Three:

"Hey."

"Hey." They answered in unison, giggling slightly at his breathless-ness.

"Mary-Kate." He said bringing the shorter of the two, into a hug. Inconspicuously, sniffing her hair. Honeyand Almond. He thought.

He smells like soap, andOld Spice. Mary-Kate smiled at the thought.

"Uh-um!" Ashley cleared her throat, rather loudly. Amused at their extended embrace. Mary-Kate and Ephram pulled away somewhat reluctantly. Mary-Kate blushing slightly, Ephram, avoiding both of their gazes.

"Ashley." He said, ignoring the 'moment' and moving on, and pulling the somewhat taller blonde in to a hug.

"Ephram." She began, and pulled away, unlike her sister. "I missed you." She said pleasantly, smiling. Ephram's smile widened.

"I missed you too, both of you." He added as an after thought, accommodating both girls. "Well come inyou'll catch your death, it's freezing out there." He said playfully. Showing them in.

"Okay Grandpa." Mary-Kate said playing along, going in.

"But seriously, I wish someone would have told me that Colorado was Indian for 'Ice box', then I wouldn't have worn my Jimmy Choo's." Ashley whined, following her sister.

"It is?" Ephram asked, closing the door behind them, and following them to the living room.

"No, she's just over exaggerating, but skipping over the fact that they are my Jimmy Choo's." Mary-Kate said pointedly to her sister.

"Right. My bad, your Jimmy Choo's." Ashley corrected. "She is soo possessive. Everyday, over the littlest thing. My shirt, my shoe, my toothbrush. Seriously." Ashley mumbled quietly to Ephram as her sister looked around the room. Ephram only chuckled in response.

"Ephram your house is beautiful." Mary-Kate said in awe, inspecting the pictures on the mantel.

"Thanks, I guessSo, you wanna sit?" he asked, the awkwardness returning.

"Sure." Mary-Kate and Ashley said, and all three laughed.

"So, Ephwhere's my girl?" Ashley asked, the potential squeal already evident in her voice.

"Uhupstairs, I think" He walked to the foot of the stairs. "Delia!" he shouted, and turned back to the living room.

"Ephram wha- Ashley!" she asked coming in form the kitchen and squealed upon seeing the blonde. "Mary-Kate!" She exclaimed running to them.

"DeliaDarling!" the girls exclaimed. Once again in unison. They both got up and did the Hollywood, fake double cheek kiss thing. Delia giggled.

"Oh my God! Delia, you've gotten so big! I missedyousomuch!" Ashley said hugging her tightly.

"Ashley Babe, I can't breathe." Delia struggled to get out.

"Sorry." She said smiling, and the three sat down, "catching up."

"Hey as much as I would hate to break this up but I said I would meet up with some friends like" he checked his watch. "15 minutes ago."

"Aww." The three said.

"I'd cancel, except I'm starving so."

"Me too." Delia said

"I could use some food, that airplane food sucked." Mary-Kate said

"Amen to that." Ashley remarked. "I have an idea, why don't we all go?"

"Me too?" Delia brightened.

"You too."

"Do you think your friends would mind if we tagged along?" Mary-Kate asked. Ephram didn't know what happened, but the next thing he knew he was agreeing.

"But! Only if I get to drive" Ephram compromised.

"Okay" Ashley began handing over the keys, but pulled them back. "But first I need to see your driver's license, and what? Two? Yeah two forms of I.D." Ashley continued, laughing. Ephram sighed.

"Are you serious?"

"As a heart attack." Mary-Kate answered for her sister. Ephram rolled his eyes as he pulled out his wallet. He took out his driver's license and his school I.D. and handed them over.

"Oh my God, look Mary-Kate!" Ashley exclaimed, showing her sister Ephram's driver's license.

"Aww, you look so cute, with that 'screw the world' face." She joked. Both blushing, unnoticeably by Delia, but certainly by Ashley

"Okay, okay you've had your funkeys." Ephram took the keys from Ashley, who gave them up voluntarily, still laughing. "Yeah, yeah, yeahyou guys still coming?"

"Oh yeah." Mary-Kate answered following him out to their blue convertible. "Shot-gun!" she called out, hopping into the front seat, next to Ephram.

"Delia, darling what are we gonna do with them?"

"I don't know Ashley, babe." They said out of earshot, and getting into the car's backseat.

"Ready?" Ephram asked

"Ready!" all three chimed.

"Let's go!" Ephram said, in one quick movement, Hot Hot Heat's album blasted, and they were off.

~~*~~*~~

"Ephram?" Dr. Brown called out. DeliaWhere are those kids?" He muttered under his breath, just as a blue convertible with two blonde teenage girls, a brunette little girl, and a dark hair teenage boy, in the front seat. Andy sighed and went in the living room to watch TV.

~~*~~*~~ (Mama Joy's)

"Where the hell is he?" Amy muttered, trying to tune out the conversation next to her.

"Yeah really." Colin said.

"So if I wrote in story, "'Hey man, watch out!' he ejaculated", people wont think I'm a total perv?" Bright asked.

"Nope. Well maybe, cause like, why is the guy watching out?"

"True."

"But it could be because the newly erected bridge was falling" Colin offered.

"Another one?"

"Yeah, but this time I was watching this weird girly movie, I think it was Kate & Leosomething."

" pald." Amy said, still looking out the window for Ephram.

"What?" Bright and Colin asked.

"The movie, it's Kate & Leopald." She said turning to face them

"Oh." They said together once again.

"Yeah, so erect means like, what?" Bright asked, blowing off his sister's comment.

"Like build, or set-up, or like establish. I erect this building in the name ofAmy."

"Huh?"

"He ejaculated." Bright added.

"God Ephram if you like me at all show upnow." Amy muttered under her breath. As she watched a blue convertible fly past her. Nice car. She thought. She must have said it out loud too because Bright was talking to her.

"Yeah it is." Bright said.

"What kinda car is it?" Colin asked, missing it pass by the first time.

"This really cool blue convertible, you know the cars and the tops come off." Bright added upon noticing Colin's confused face.

"My dad has one of those" he semi-asked, not quite sure.

"Yeah." Bright and Amy responded quickly, noticing a small mob outside form.

"I wonder what happened?" Colin asked

"Or who happenedI think they're crowding around some people." Amy commented.

"Oh." Colin said, and they all turned their attention towards the mob, full of lots of little girls. Two blonde girls emerged from it, led by a dark haired boy, taller than them, and a little girl in a baseball cap.

"Isn't that Ephram?" Colin asked.

"I think that's Delia" Amy commented.

"Who are the blondes?" Bright asked.

"Oh my God!" Amy ejaculated (lol), following a sharp gasp.

"What?" the guys asked.

"Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen."

A/n: lol, how'd you like that little lesson (erect/ejaculate) lol, I just really wanted to put it in there, I thought it was soo funny. And just in case you don't get it, when ever either MkO or AO or EB say "Mar", "Ash" or "Eph" they're being playful and teasing, cause no one ever calls either of them by the first syllable or their names, okay? Great. You do your part, and I'll do mine, meaning review, and I'll update. Also, I might change up this chapter a little later, its kinda messed up now.

- tasha ;-)