Chapter 7

It never fails. The first person to show up when Harry got back to the common room was actually not a person at all. It was that dratted evil monkey. Harry sighed, warily watching the bouncing monkey.

'What's the point?' thought Harry. 'Maybe it really ISN'T evil. After all, it hasn't killed me yet. Either way, I give up.'

He stared at the monkey some more. And stared. All the darn thing did was jump around.

"Come on Chiquita. Kill me now if you're going to."

Chiquita stopped, turned, and looked Harry right in the eyes.

"Ok."

The End! Wanna know what happens? Hahahaha, too bad!! Hehehe. Im evil.