Wufei pulled into the driveway and Duo yelled

"the man is approaching!!!!"

Trowa yelled back "Stall him for as long as possible!"

"Eye eye captain!" yelled Duo as he headed for the door.

As Duo saw Wufei coming towards him he slammed the door and in a very non convincing voice said

"Hey Wufei! So.......what did you buy? Hey I have an idea how about we go out for a cup of.......something! n_n. wouldn't the be nice! Or we can...." before Duo could finish Wufei interrupted " are you going to stand there like an idiot or are you going to open the door and let me in like an idiot?"

"You know........" Wufei interrupted again (Duo said this part)

"No I don't and more importantly I don't seem to care either so would you mind MOVING SO I CAN OPEN THE DOOR!" Now as you can see Wufei is getting a little pissed.

"Well you see Wufei, um......Quarte is cooking again and well you know how it gets when he cooks and....." there was a pause. "How about we go out to eat and we could even go to your favorite place which was.....I forgot but it will be fun! Won't it?" Duo was getting a little scared of Wufei and I can see why. His teeth were clenching, and worst of all the stick from before was in his right hand.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" Duo screamed and ran inside. He locked the door so that Wufei wouldn't get in.

"OPEN THE DOOR MAXWELL!!!!" yelled Wufei from the other side of the door.

"Where's Wufei?" said Quatre in a very shocked yet puzzled voice

"he's *pant* out *pant* there *pant*." said Duo slowly falling to the ground.