Hello. In the last story, Eddy had actually succeeded in that plan. You were supposedly hypnotized, until I used a reverse potion on you. You became yourself again, but you were asleep. The only way to save you was to open a portal into another dimension. Don't worry. We're still in your world, but that event had never happened in this dimension. You still know the reason for this show, do you? Ok. By the way, I'm the new host. Now we'll take a look at the episode "Wish you were Ed." This is about when the Eds trick Rolf into thinking he's back in his homeland, but Eddy's scam works, in a bad way. This will be in Eddy's point of view.

It was a boring day in the neighborhood. Me and Double-D were walking around. "This is strange. No one seems to be here. I'd really like to bond with someone right now, like Nazz, to see her interests, her dislikes, and how she bathes." Ha! Then Double-D's whole face turned red. "Not that I'd actually WATCH her bathe. That would be, well..." "Sheesh Double-D, you have to read my magazines sometime, then we can have a good conversation." Then I saw Ed. Okay, so I saw his butt sticking out of a P.O box. I ran up to him, with Double-D following me. Then I saw the rest of him. "Ed, what are you doing?" I asked. Incase you didn't know, Ed was stuck in a P.O box, with his butt sticking out at one end and his head out the other end. "... Don't they do this in Trigun?" asked Ed. "No skunk pits, they don't." Trigun is a Japanese cartoon in English. It's about some legendary guy named Vash the stampede. The part I like about it are those two girls. I'd like to dress up as Vash, but I think Ed would look much cooler in it. Hey! I could make tons of money off the big guy if he got dressed up like that. I'd just have to get a Canadian squirt gun, the glasses and the red coat from the Trigun props section in cartoon network studios. First, we have to get Ed out. So, Double-D tried using a crowbar around Ed's head and I tried pulling Ed's legs. Then we heard some kids rush by on whatever vehicle. "What was that all about?" I asked. "Best not to worry about that now, Eddy." I hate it when Double-D doesn't let me wonder about stuff. Then Rolf came bouncing in a basket, then crashing. "Hi Rolf!" It's weird when we say stuff at the same time. "Hello, Ed boys." Rolf seems kind of upset. "If we had some grease, we could slide Ed out." "Where in the world are we going to find..." Then it hit me! Rolf! "Hey Rolf, could you spare a cup of fat?" Ha! Man, I'm funny. Then Rolf said something that I couldn't quite hear and sat down. It suddenly became quite. This went on for about a minute. "Rolf's keester grows cold." Say what? What's with this guy? "Rolf's what?" then he stood up. "I grow tired of this, this cement, this, this waste less industry, this confusing leisure delights, and your ill-at-ease customs." Then lumpy coughed up an envelope. "Rolf sweats himself to understand your modern go-go world, but Rolf yearns for the simple life, the life once lived in the old country." Geez, Rolf talks more than Double-D! "Are you ok Rolf?" asked Double-D. Then tears started forming in Rolfs eyes. "My Heart, my heart! It is broken." Then he walked away crying. "Rolf's frustrated, Eddy. Think of it, adapting to a new way of life, blah blob blip...." I can't understand a word he's saying. "Rolf's homesick Eddy." I'm glad Ed told me what sock head meant, but how in the world did lumpy get out of that P.O box? "Where'd you come from?" "Blame my parents Eddy." Ed has a problem. Oh well. When I become ruler of the USA and become the richest guy ever, I'll fix Ed. Hey! I can do that Trigun idea later. I've got an even better idea that's fool proof! "Hey! A ??????? flight! I've got the plan all up here." I'm talking about my head. I know, it's the 8th wonder of the world. "And I'll fly the plane." Ed has got to get out more. "I'll salvage what's left of this plot." I don't know what that meant. "Whatever. But if it works, it was my idea!" I'm about to fool Rolf beyond.. time, or something. Double-D says some strange things. Anyhow, I'm going to be rich!