Chapter 3.
Here's the deal. We're scamming Rolf out of his cash by creating an exact replica of his homeland. Right now, Rolf is asleep. I don't blame him. I'd pass out too if I smelled Ed's shoe. As you know, about an hour earlier, I found a chest full of costumes in my closet, or the secret passageway in my closet. After I'm through with this scam, I'll explore the whole passageway. Then I'll get a Canadian squirt gun and the glasses and coat from the Trigun section, and then I'll be able to create Ed the stampede! Until then, I'm waiting here. Lumpy is just standing there while Double-D is finishing setting up the last cardboard wall. Afterwards, he came running back to me and Ed. We're hiding behind a cardboard building. Then Double-D looked at his Encyclopedia of old world culture, or something. All of a sudden, Rolf woke up and looked around. "Can it be?" Then he ran over to the well and used a spoon thingy and drank some water. He spit out a bug, which Ed must have accidentally dropped in there. "The water is fowled with infestation. My wish has been granted. The son of a shepherd has returned!!!" he yelled so loud that it echoed. Then he jumped onto a pile of dirt that smelled weird. That is dirt, isn't it? "I knew my encyclopedia of old world culture would come in handy!" Double-D's stuff is actually useful, not including his inventions. "Good, cause I've got money to spend." I can't wait to taste that juicy, huge jawbreaker and let it melt in my mouth. Oops, I meant jawbreakers. "Jawbreakers!" Ed didn't just read my mind, did he? Oh well. I'm on my way to jawbreaker city. At least I was, until Double-D grabbed the collar of my shirt from faraway. He also grabbed Ed. "Wait!" Then Me and Ed crashed into eachother and Double-D. "You can't leave." Say what! He can't do that. "Where was I going?" Poor Ed. I hope a mouse doesn't eat that piece of cheese that's inside Ed's head. I'm talking about his brain. "We have to see this through. Rolf has a wish." ........ Oops, I forgot about that. I didn't think this would happen. Then I heard a bell ring. It was Rolf ringing the bell at the fish stand. I hope he hasn't something to do that's still in America. "Fish monger? Hurry, as Rolf wishes to purchase this fine fresh eel." Oh my gosh! "Did Rolf say purchase?" I quickly dressed in some kind of costume and rushed over to Rolf. I had to change my voice so he'd buy my act. Just saying the word 'buy' makes me want to grow up to be a salesman. "Eyeballing me eels, are ya villager?" I've got to be the greatest actor ever. "I bow thee, fish monger." Rolf should get out more. Then Rolf pulled out a pole out of nowhere and started climbing it. "Are you ready, fish monger?" I had no idea what to do, so I decided to ask Double-D. I walked behind the main cardboard wall, making sure Rolf didn't see me. "What's he doing?" I'm sure Double-D had an answer. He usually does. Then Double-D started reading from the book. "It's a bartering pole Eddy. It says, 'the person shall balance himself on the pole in the abdominal area.' Intriguing. 'to settle all market negotiations.'" Then he closed the book. I noticed that Ed was looking for something to wear in the costume box. I'll help him later. "That's stupid." "Make haste, fish monger!" Uh oh. I had to do something quick or Rolf would find out. Then I quickly dressed Double-D in a dress, wrapped a bandage all around his hat, stuck him on top of a bartering pole, and set him in front of Rolf. "Meet me wife. She handles the market stuff." This is going well. I watched from a distance. "Ahhh, wife." Then he kissed Double-D's tongue. "The pleasure is mine." I couldn't stop giggling. "Enough formalities. What is the word of these two eels?" I hope Double-D knows what he's doing. "Let's see, um, 3 oranges?" "I will give you, two chickens." Say what? He's supposed to use cash, not chickens. This is wrong! Ed sure was happy, happy enough to slam me to the ground. "Take the chickens!" I've got to find a way to fix Ed. "That's sounds very nice, and thank you." "What? You do not want 4 chickens?" "I'll be happy to take 4." "I said 2." "3 chickens and a rubber band?" "2 chickens!" "My abdomen is killing me. 2 chickens then." This stinks. "Hold on there. This monger only takes cash." Apparently, Rolf didn't listen. He was about to give the chickens to me, but then Ed came and grabbed them. "I'll take those." Then he stuck a board in his pants and put the chickens on top. "I thank you, fish monger and wife, as Rolf is home again!" Then he walked away. After that, Ed came by, walking around with the board and the chickens. I'm definitely going to fix Ed later.
Here's the deal. We're scamming Rolf out of his cash by creating an exact replica of his homeland. Right now, Rolf is asleep. I don't blame him. I'd pass out too if I smelled Ed's shoe. As you know, about an hour earlier, I found a chest full of costumes in my closet, or the secret passageway in my closet. After I'm through with this scam, I'll explore the whole passageway. Then I'll get a Canadian squirt gun and the glasses and coat from the Trigun section, and then I'll be able to create Ed the stampede! Until then, I'm waiting here. Lumpy is just standing there while Double-D is finishing setting up the last cardboard wall. Afterwards, he came running back to me and Ed. We're hiding behind a cardboard building. Then Double-D looked at his Encyclopedia of old world culture, or something. All of a sudden, Rolf woke up and looked around. "Can it be?" Then he ran over to the well and used a spoon thingy and drank some water. He spit out a bug, which Ed must have accidentally dropped in there. "The water is fowled with infestation. My wish has been granted. The son of a shepherd has returned!!!" he yelled so loud that it echoed. Then he jumped onto a pile of dirt that smelled weird. That is dirt, isn't it? "I knew my encyclopedia of old world culture would come in handy!" Double-D's stuff is actually useful, not including his inventions. "Good, cause I've got money to spend." I can't wait to taste that juicy, huge jawbreaker and let it melt in my mouth. Oops, I meant jawbreakers. "Jawbreakers!" Ed didn't just read my mind, did he? Oh well. I'm on my way to jawbreaker city. At least I was, until Double-D grabbed the collar of my shirt from faraway. He also grabbed Ed. "Wait!" Then Me and Ed crashed into eachother and Double-D. "You can't leave." Say what! He can't do that. "Where was I going?" Poor Ed. I hope a mouse doesn't eat that piece of cheese that's inside Ed's head. I'm talking about his brain. "We have to see this through. Rolf has a wish." ........ Oops, I forgot about that. I didn't think this would happen. Then I heard a bell ring. It was Rolf ringing the bell at the fish stand. I hope he hasn't something to do that's still in America. "Fish monger? Hurry, as Rolf wishes to purchase this fine fresh eel." Oh my gosh! "Did Rolf say purchase?" I quickly dressed in some kind of costume and rushed over to Rolf. I had to change my voice so he'd buy my act. Just saying the word 'buy' makes me want to grow up to be a salesman. "Eyeballing me eels, are ya villager?" I've got to be the greatest actor ever. "I bow thee, fish monger." Rolf should get out more. Then Rolf pulled out a pole out of nowhere and started climbing it. "Are you ready, fish monger?" I had no idea what to do, so I decided to ask Double-D. I walked behind the main cardboard wall, making sure Rolf didn't see me. "What's he doing?" I'm sure Double-D had an answer. He usually does. Then Double-D started reading from the book. "It's a bartering pole Eddy. It says, 'the person shall balance himself on the pole in the abdominal area.' Intriguing. 'to settle all market negotiations.'" Then he closed the book. I noticed that Ed was looking for something to wear in the costume box. I'll help him later. "That's stupid." "Make haste, fish monger!" Uh oh. I had to do something quick or Rolf would find out. Then I quickly dressed Double-D in a dress, wrapped a bandage all around his hat, stuck him on top of a bartering pole, and set him in front of Rolf. "Meet me wife. She handles the market stuff." This is going well. I watched from a distance. "Ahhh, wife." Then he kissed Double-D's tongue. "The pleasure is mine." I couldn't stop giggling. "Enough formalities. What is the word of these two eels?" I hope Double-D knows what he's doing. "Let's see, um, 3 oranges?" "I will give you, two chickens." Say what? He's supposed to use cash, not chickens. This is wrong! Ed sure was happy, happy enough to slam me to the ground. "Take the chickens!" I've got to find a way to fix Ed. "That's sounds very nice, and thank you." "What? You do not want 4 chickens?" "I'll be happy to take 4." "I said 2." "3 chickens and a rubber band?" "2 chickens!" "My abdomen is killing me. 2 chickens then." This stinks. "Hold on there. This monger only takes cash." Apparently, Rolf didn't listen. He was about to give the chickens to me, but then Ed came and grabbed them. "I'll take those." Then he stuck a board in his pants and put the chickens on top. "I thank you, fish monger and wife, as Rolf is home again!" Then he walked away. After that, Ed came by, walking around with the board and the chickens. I'm definitely going to fix Ed later.
