Disclaimer: I do not, I repeat, I do not own any characters from fruits basket. All I do currently own is.. uhh. wait.. well I'll get back to you when I figure that out. Now! On to the story! *holds one finger up in triumph*

TiGgEr: hahahahahahaha *points* Kyo: Shut up you. you. you dumb. *is at loss for words* TiGgEr: that's what I thought cat! Hahahahaha!

-Sparkle shine sparkle shine-

Note: The parts of this story that don't take place in Japan take place in Brooklyn, New York, in the Bay Ridge/Dyker Heights/ Bensonhurst areas.

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Another world of Fruits Basket: (sorry Usagi! I couldn't think of another name!)

The end of the school day showed 4 girls walking along 13th avenue. At first site you might think they belonged in a mental institute. Coincidentally, at the exact same time you would be thinking this, one of them would be saying, 'We belong in a mental institute.' This time it happened to be Lauren. The reason she was saying this was that Cyndi was running with her arms out, shouting at the top of her lungs, 'Wheeee!!! I can fly!' and Ally was prancing around, like she was riding a horse. Lauren was running in circles with one finger up in the air. Liz, with her hood up, was proclaiming her undying love to fried chicken, and a person named, "Fro-Fro" (a/n: this name is copyrighted by me and lizard). Ally stopped prancing, and stated, 'I'm hungry.' Liz stopped walking. 'Let's go get fried chicken!' ' OKAY!' everyone swiftly agreed, and our brave adventurers set off for the fried chicken Chinese place.

'Is the chicken ready yet?' Cyndi asked impatiently. 'No. Why?' Liz said. 'I have to pee and my ass is itchy.' Cyndi said. 'Would you like to use the bathroom Cyndi?' Ally asked sweetly. Cyndi glared daggers at her. 'Does it look like I would like to use the bathroom?' she demanded. 'Yes. why don't you then?' Ally asked. 'Because there's none in here idiot.' Cyndi said. Ally just pointed behind her. Cyndi turned, and saw a big sign that said, 'RESTROOM' and a huge arrow pointing to the back of the store. 'I hate you.' She told Ally. The only response she got was, 'I love you too Cyndi!'

After 20 minutes had passed, and Cyndi still hadn't returned, our brave adventures started to get worried. They began to devise a rescue plan. 'I know!' Lauren cried out, raising one finger in triumph. 'What now?' Liz asked, for this was the fifth "I know!" from Lauren in the last 3 minutes. 'Let's kick in the door!' Lauren said. 'Great idea!' Ally said. It truly was a great idea, and Liz and Ally almost fainted from shock when they thought about the fact that Lauren had come up with it. 'But the question is. who's gonna do it?' Liz said. Our confused trio sat down and started arguing about who would be the 'lucky' person who got to kick down the door. Ally huffed and stood up. 'I'll do it.' She volunteered. 'It's not like she can do much to me. I have her Sam.' She explained, smiling evilly and holding u p a picture of Cyndi's beloved hero, Samwise the Brave. 'Gasp' Liz said. 'You're evil.' Lauren commented. 'I know.' Ally replied.

So the trio made their way to the bathroom, after Liz had paid for the chicken, which she was now clutching to herself. They reached the bathroom door. 'Cyndi?' Lauren called out. No answer. Ally reached out and turned the knob. Surprisingly, it turned. She pulled the door open, and they were greeted with the site of Cyndi sitting on the floor, tying her shoes. 'Cyndi!' Ally said. 'what?' came the sullen answer. 'Why didn't you answer Lauren?' she demanded. 'I was concentrating.' Was Cyndi's answer. 'On what?' Liz asked. 'Tying my shoes.' At this remark everyone except Cyndi started to laugh. Cyndi stood up. 'I'm not talking to you.' She said, which only made everyone laugh harder.

In the excitement of finding Cyndi tying her shoes, everyone had failed to notice that there was a light coming from the toilet bowl. When everyone stopped laughing, which was only because nobody could breath, Lauren said, 'Hey look! There's a light coming from the toilet bowl!' Our brave group of friends gathered around the toilet bowl. They reached, and touched the toilet seat. All of the sudden they got sucked down the toilet. A minute later they were sitting on the floor of a house, soaking wet. 'What. The. Fuck. Just. Happened.?' Cyndi asked. Liz shrugged her shoulders. The bathroom door opened, and a man in a huge robe walked in. 'Oh hello.' He said 'and who are you?' Lauren stood up. 'I'm Lauren!' she said happily. Everyone else just gave him blank stares. 'Uh. well. I'm Shigure. You're sitting in my bathroom. Why don't you go sit down at the table and we'll introduce ourselves.' He said. There was no verbal response. Everyone just stood up, and backed out, giving each other worried looks.

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So how'd you like it? *smiles evilly* If you would like to read another story on me and my friends adventure into Fruits Basket then read: In a world of fruits Basket by UsAgI-ChAn206.

Till the next chapter, where our valiant heroes meet the weird Sohma family. *gasp* -Ally