Disclaimer: Once again I say: I do not own fruits basket. Do I have to keep saying that? It hurts oh so much! *wahh*

TiGgEr: *takes Sam picture* Teehee.

Cyndi: Don't you dare!

TiGgEr: Fine. *huffs* catch it! *throws pic up in air* hahaha

Lmao. Well here's the next chapter of the insanity! G_G

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Previously:

The bathroom door opened, and a man in a huge robe walked in. 'Oh hello.' He said 'and who are you?' Lauren stood up. 'I'm Lauren!' she said happily. Everyone else just gave him blank stares. 'Uh. well. I'm Shigure. You're sitting in my bathroom. Why don't you go sit down at the table and we'll introduce ourselves.' He said. There was no verbal response. Everyone just stood up, and backed out, giving each other worried looks.

Chapter 2:

Our four heroes ventured into the dining room, where Ally exploded. 'WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SIT?' she ranted, because, of course, there were no chairs. She looked over at Cyndi and Liz, who had already taken their shoes off and made themselves comfy. 'Take off your shoe's bitch.' Cyndi said. 'Fuck off.' Was the reply she got. Meanwhile, Lauren had stepped outside to look at the garden. There were carrots, and she bent down to get one to eat. Out of nowhere a bunny came running towards her. 'USAGI!!' she said, because bunnies were her favorite animals. The bunny came up and nudged Lauren's side. 'Do you want a carrot, little usagi?' To her surprise, the bunny nodded, as if it had known what she said. Lauren picked up a carrot and handed it to the bunny. It took it in it's mouth, and afterwards there was a

*POOF*

Lauren screamed, because standing in front of her, right where the bunny had been, was a young, NAKED, boy. Cyndi, Liz and Ally came running out. Unbeknownst to them, so did Shigure, two boys and a girl. 'What. What is it?' Cyndi asked. 'HE WAS AN USAGI!' Lauren screamed, pointing at the boy. A boy with red eyes and red hair ran up to the other boy and started shaking him and yelling at him. 'Momiji! What the hell were you thinking?' he yelled. The young boy, who's name was obviously Momiji, started to wail. 'WAHH! Kyo's hurting me!' 'Stop being a baby!' the redheaded Kyo said. Shigure stepped up. 'Now Momiji, Kyo is right. You shouldn't have changed back in front of that girl! And how'd you change anyway?' Momiji looked sheepish, and said, 'I hugged Tohru.' The boy with the purple hair and matching eyes turned to the girl. 'Is this true Miss. Honda?' he asked. The girl hung her head and nodded. 'I'm sorry. I didn't think anything like this would happen.' Shigure smiled. 'Well now. Now that this is all settled there's only one thing left to say, and then we can go inside and have lunch.'

*inserts Shigures' explanation about the zodiac from episode # 2*

Everybody nodded and followed the tall guy into the house. Ally scowled when they sat down, because she didn't like sitting on the floor, but she sat. 'Who are you?' Kyo demanded. 'Allyson.' 'Liz' 'Cyndi' 'USAGI!' came everyone's reply. 'How did you get here?' he asked. Our four brave friends looked at each other and shrugged. 'Through a toilet bowl.' Cyndi said, answering with the truth. 'Through the. toilet bowl?' Shigure asked, before turning to the corner and giggling.

*inserts image of this from first episode*

'YES. A TOILET.' Ally said, standing up. She stormed off, trying to find a place to seek out solace.

'Is she alright?' Yuki asked, standing up. 'She'll be fine.' Cyndi said. 'So you came through a toilet?' Yuki asked. The trio nodded. "How. unusual.' Shigure said, finally recovered from his giggling fit. 'No shit Sherlock.' Cyndi said, glaring. She pushed her glasses up her nose, and pulled out a small picture of Samwise Gamgee. 'I thought Ally had your picture!' Lauren cried out. 'She does. but I have another one.' Cyndi said, grinning evilly. 'Ahh. That's smart enough to work!' Liz said. 'I know it is.'

'So. getting back on the topic. would you four like to stay here? We have an extra room, if you don't mind sharing.' Shigure asked them. 'Yea! We would!' Lauren almost yelled before remembering to use her "indoor" voice. 'We would?' Cyndi asked. 'Yea, we would.' Liz piped in, eyeing Shigure. Cyndi looked at Lauren, who was practically drooling looking, no actually staring, at Yuki. She sighed, and said 'Fine.' Little did she no that she too would be caught in the "spell" soon enough. 'let me show you to your room. Kyo. Why don't you go find Allyson, and let her know that they're all staying?' Yuki said. Kyo glared at him. 'Fine. I'll go see if that. girl. wants to stay.' He stood up, and started to go from room to room./

Yuki led the 3 other girls to the room they would be staying in, which just so happened to be next to Tohru's. 'We don't have any money to pay with with because we're all poor pathetic people.' Cyndi stated, daring Yuki to say something. 'Oh, that's okay. If you feel the need to pay, then you can help Miss Honda clean.' Yuki said. Cyndi sorta half-laughed at the thought of cleaning. 'I'll leave you girls to settle in.' Yuki said, and then he left.

Meanwhile, Kyo had been searching all over the house for Allyson, but to no avail. He finally went up to the roof, because he was frustrated, and had come to the conclusion that she was nowhere to be found. Well, to his surprise, who was sitting on the roof? Allyson of course. 'Where have you been?!?!?!?!?!?!?!' he yelled 'I've been looking all over for you!!!' Allyson shrugged her shoulders. 'I've been up here.' She said. Kyo glared at her, and sat down. 'What were you doing up here? He asked, his voice softer (a/n: awww! *joins the we luff kyo fan club* I just couldn't help myself!). 'Thinking.' Was her reply. He sighed, trying not to let his temper get to him. 'About what?' he asked. 'About you. and your family.' She said, turning to look at him. Their eyes met.

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teehee. I couldn't help myself! I love kyo! ^__________^

Till the next chapter, where Liz meditates, Cyndi discovers they don't have a computer, and they watch pretty pretty gravitation with another new member of the family. Dundundun! *scary music plays*

-Ally