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Soon I will conquer the world with a toaster and Aunt Jemima's syrup.
Everyone will be bowing down to me. Not yet though. Damn.
Donuts For Sale- Part 2
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Knives walked down the path to Wonderland and sung "Sound Life" in some weird way.
"So.." He sung. "On the first day of pebble, all the people of this planet will be bowing down to ME!!!" He laughed insanely and continued. "So.. On the second day of pebble, I hated Rem so much that I killed her on the spaceship SEEDS. Sound Life"
People started whispering and staring at Knives.
Person: {whispering} what a fag.
Another person: I have to take a shit. Excuse me. {Runs to the nearest restroom}
Knives stopped walking and started looking at the buildings.
'I'm hungry' he thought. 'I need food. Yep. Because I am hungry.'
A stranger pops out of nowhere and asks "Hungry like a mongoose?"
Knives thought a moment and replied "Sure. Hungry like a mongoose."
The stranger shook his head and said, "Okay. Just making sure." The stranger then took out something out of his pocket and threw it on the floor. Smoke then started coming out of the floor. Knives backed away and saw that the stranger wasn't at the spot where he was before. Instead, he was still running away from the smoke cloud. 'What a dork' thought Knives.
Knives turned around and saw a big bucket with an old mans head on it. Knives eyes turned from this "o_O" to this " O_O". "FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!" Knives exclaimed and ran into the restaurant. "Welcome to KFC. How may I help you?" a young woman said. "Uhh...." said Knives. " I want a bucket of Extra Crispy Chicken and a medium Coke please." The young woman pushed the buttons on the box thingy and banged her head on the counter. "PLEASE SIR!!" she yelled as she grabbed Knives by his shirt collar. "YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! THEY ARE TORTUING THE CHICKENS!!! THE CHICKENS!!!!! GAH!!!!" the young woman pulled her hair and jumped over the counter. Then she ran straight for the restaurants window.
CRASH!!!!!
Knives looked at the pieces of the broken window and at the lady. She was covered in blood and glass. Apparently she was dead and Knives and the rest of the KFC crew said their goodbyes and farewells and went back to their own businesses.
"Order of Crispy Fried Chicken is ready!" said a young mans voice over the microphone.
'Yay! Finally!!!!' thought Knives.
The young man walked to the front counter and delivered the bucket and soda to Knives. "That will be $$16.00 double dollars," he said. Knives searched his pockets and handed the young man two balls of glue, a key chain, and a rubber band. The young man stared at the objects and eyed Knives angrily. "ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL THIS CHICKEN MISTER?!?!?" he shouted.
Knives glared at the young man and politely declined. The young man looked at Knives again and shouted "THIS IS A PERFECTLY GOOD CHICKEN!! WE MADE IT EXTRA CRISPY FOR YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY US?!?! TWO BALLS OF GLUE ISN'T ENOUGH YOU.. YOU.. Uhh.. DUCK! HAHA! THERE YOU GO! YEAH I SAID DUCK! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT TOUGH GUY??" Knives looked around and saw that the room was empty. Then he snatched the bucket and soda from the counter and ran. He ran like the wind!
{Cut to the sky}
Wind: I sure can run fast!
Sun: You don't have legs.
Wind: Tsk! You're just jealous!
{Cut back to knives}
The young man ran out of KFC and shouted" I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN DUCK!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!"
Knives stopped running when he saw nobody in sight. "Phew! That was close," he said. He sipped some of his coke and headed down to Vash's house.
"Doo Dee Doo!" he said. Knives took a bite of his chicken and saw a boy in an orange hood staring at him. The boy was wearing brown gloves and black shoes. He looked pretty poor because his clothing was worn out. "Hey there" Knives said to the boy. The boy looked at him and walked away. Knives just watched the boy walk away..yep. Apparently the boy was run over by a sand steamer and a boy in a green hat and orange jacket yelled "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" The boy in the green hat looked around as if he were waiting for someone to say something. He then shrugged and yelled "YOU BASTARDS!!!" and walked away.
Knives gave the "o_O" look and sighed. "This place has really been going to hell lately" He said softly and walked on the way to his brother's house.
{Cut to hell}
Senor Diablo: Bring me that wannabe priest to me!
Pooty Applewater: Yes, SIR!
Pooty Applewater walked to Wolfwoods room and knocked. "Mister Wolfwood? Senor Diablo wants to see you," said the little alien.
Wolfwood opened the door and scratched his head. 'What does he want now?' thought Wolfwood. Wolfwood grabbed his pack of cigarettes and followed Pooty, the minion of EVIL!!
Pooty bowed down in front of Senor Diablo and said, "Here is Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Master!!" Senor Diablo thanked Pooty and told him to do his minion duty. Haha, that rhymed!
(A/N: The author of this ridiculous story got tired of writing in story form and started doing the rest in script form. I do this because I can ^.^)
Diablo: You need to go back to Earth for you are not wanted here.
Wolfwood: But why?
Diablo: Because we hate you.
Wolfwood: Why?
Diablo: WE HATE YOU!!!
Wolfwood: Why?
Senor Diablo grabbed his Spork and poked Wolfwood.
Wolfwood: Ow.. (A/N:I told you I was lazy, lol)
Senor Diablo: You may exit over there * points at exit that says "THIS WAY TO EXIT HELL" *
Wolfwood put on a hat and picked up a suitcase (Casablanca?). Pooty and Senor Diablo waved goodbye and wept. When Wolfwood was gone, Senor Diablo and Pooty Applewater got high and were caught having sex with two squirrels the next day.
{Cut to Earth}
Wolfwood sighed and smiled at the setting sun. "It sure is great to be back on Earth," he said with a big wide smile on his face. "Now it's time to find my dear beloved Milly!" Wolfwood skipped happily down the road and crashed into a pole.
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Wasn't that a sucky chapter?!?! Well I have no idea what's going on in my head but it isn't good. It is not good. R/R please!
P.S: Isn't it funny that my friend Corey was the first person to review this fic? Haha!
Flames welcomed.
Donuts For Sale- Part 2
~*~~*~*~~*~
Knives walked down the path to Wonderland and sung "Sound Life" in some weird way.
"So.." He sung. "On the first day of pebble, all the people of this planet will be bowing down to ME!!!" He laughed insanely and continued. "So.. On the second day of pebble, I hated Rem so much that I killed her on the spaceship SEEDS. Sound Life"
People started whispering and staring at Knives.
Person: {whispering} what a fag.
Another person: I have to take a shit. Excuse me. {Runs to the nearest restroom}
Knives stopped walking and started looking at the buildings.
'I'm hungry' he thought. 'I need food. Yep. Because I am hungry.'
A stranger pops out of nowhere and asks "Hungry like a mongoose?"
Knives thought a moment and replied "Sure. Hungry like a mongoose."
The stranger shook his head and said, "Okay. Just making sure." The stranger then took out something out of his pocket and threw it on the floor. Smoke then started coming out of the floor. Knives backed away and saw that the stranger wasn't at the spot where he was before. Instead, he was still running away from the smoke cloud. 'What a dork' thought Knives.
Knives turned around and saw a big bucket with an old mans head on it. Knives eyes turned from this "o_O" to this " O_O". "FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!" Knives exclaimed and ran into the restaurant. "Welcome to KFC. How may I help you?" a young woman said. "Uhh...." said Knives. " I want a bucket of Extra Crispy Chicken and a medium Coke please." The young woman pushed the buttons on the box thingy and banged her head on the counter. "PLEASE SIR!!" she yelled as she grabbed Knives by his shirt collar. "YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! THEY ARE TORTUING THE CHICKENS!!! THE CHICKENS!!!!! GAH!!!!" the young woman pulled her hair and jumped over the counter. Then she ran straight for the restaurants window.
CRASH!!!!!
Knives looked at the pieces of the broken window and at the lady. She was covered in blood and glass. Apparently she was dead and Knives and the rest of the KFC crew said their goodbyes and farewells and went back to their own businesses.
"Order of Crispy Fried Chicken is ready!" said a young mans voice over the microphone.
'Yay! Finally!!!!' thought Knives.
The young man walked to the front counter and delivered the bucket and soda to Knives. "That will be $$16.00 double dollars," he said. Knives searched his pockets and handed the young man two balls of glue, a key chain, and a rubber band. The young man stared at the objects and eyed Knives angrily. "ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL THIS CHICKEN MISTER?!?!?" he shouted.
Knives glared at the young man and politely declined. The young man looked at Knives again and shouted "THIS IS A PERFECTLY GOOD CHICKEN!! WE MADE IT EXTRA CRISPY FOR YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY US?!?! TWO BALLS OF GLUE ISN'T ENOUGH YOU.. YOU.. Uhh.. DUCK! HAHA! THERE YOU GO! YEAH I SAID DUCK! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT TOUGH GUY??" Knives looked around and saw that the room was empty. Then he snatched the bucket and soda from the counter and ran. He ran like the wind!
{Cut to the sky}
Wind: I sure can run fast!
Sun: You don't have legs.
Wind: Tsk! You're just jealous!
{Cut back to knives}
The young man ran out of KFC and shouted" I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN DUCK!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!"
Knives stopped running when he saw nobody in sight. "Phew! That was close," he said. He sipped some of his coke and headed down to Vash's house.
"Doo Dee Doo!" he said. Knives took a bite of his chicken and saw a boy in an orange hood staring at him. The boy was wearing brown gloves and black shoes. He looked pretty poor because his clothing was worn out. "Hey there" Knives said to the boy. The boy looked at him and walked away. Knives just watched the boy walk away..yep. Apparently the boy was run over by a sand steamer and a boy in a green hat and orange jacket yelled "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" The boy in the green hat looked around as if he were waiting for someone to say something. He then shrugged and yelled "YOU BASTARDS!!!" and walked away.
Knives gave the "o_O" look and sighed. "This place has really been going to hell lately" He said softly and walked on the way to his brother's house.
{Cut to hell}
Senor Diablo: Bring me that wannabe priest to me!
Pooty Applewater: Yes, SIR!
Pooty Applewater walked to Wolfwoods room and knocked. "Mister Wolfwood? Senor Diablo wants to see you," said the little alien.
Wolfwood opened the door and scratched his head. 'What does he want now?' thought Wolfwood. Wolfwood grabbed his pack of cigarettes and followed Pooty, the minion of EVIL!!
Pooty bowed down in front of Senor Diablo and said, "Here is Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Master!!" Senor Diablo thanked Pooty and told him to do his minion duty. Haha, that rhymed!
(A/N: The author of this ridiculous story got tired of writing in story form and started doing the rest in script form. I do this because I can ^.^)
Diablo: You need to go back to Earth for you are not wanted here.
Wolfwood: But why?
Diablo: Because we hate you.
Wolfwood: Why?
Diablo: WE HATE YOU!!!
Wolfwood: Why?
Senor Diablo grabbed his Spork and poked Wolfwood.
Wolfwood: Ow.. (A/N:I told you I was lazy, lol)
Senor Diablo: You may exit over there * points at exit that says "THIS WAY TO EXIT HELL" *
Wolfwood put on a hat and picked up a suitcase (Casablanca?). Pooty and Senor Diablo waved goodbye and wept. When Wolfwood was gone, Senor Diablo and Pooty Applewater got high and were caught having sex with two squirrels the next day.
{Cut to Earth}
Wolfwood sighed and smiled at the setting sun. "It sure is great to be back on Earth," he said with a big wide smile on his face. "Now it's time to find my dear beloved Milly!" Wolfwood skipped happily down the road and crashed into a pole.
~*~*~*~
Wasn't that a sucky chapter?!?! Well I have no idea what's going on in my head but it isn't good. It is not good. R/R please!
P.S: Isn't it funny that my friend Corey was the first person to review this fic? Haha!
Flames welcomed.
