MORE REVIEWS!!! YAY!!!!! I am so grateful ^_^ Now for you people who asked
for more . I won't give you more. BWAHAHAHA!!! It's all part of my plan you
see. Wait.. What is my plan?
Vash: To destroy the planet?
I don't remember what my plan was. Crap. * Bangs head on her desk * ARGH!!! Why do these things keep happening to me?!?! I have been defeated. NO! Defeat is not a word. MUST RESIST!!! Well here is the third chapter to this fic. I am nice, yes?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. I only own the voices. JUST the voices.
~*~*~*~*~*~~*~
Milly hopped up and down as she ate a cup of pudding. "These are delicious!" she said. Vash shrugged and made a grab for a pudding cup. Milly slapped Vash's hand and glared. "YOU TRY AND TAKE ANY OF THESE PUDDING CUPS AND IT'LL BE THE LAST OF THE HUMANOID TYPHOON" she yelled like an old woman on menopause. Vash hated it when she sounded evil. It scared the bejeebers out of him. Haha, bejeebers.
Milly stopped her evilness and put on one of her own famous cheerful faces. Those made Vash feel a slight better since menopause is a scary thing. I remember when my grandmother was on menopause. It was scary. Back to the story..
Vash saw Meryl at the front porch, waving at them. 'She reminds me so much about Rem' thought Vash. 'Only that she will never be her and I know that's a good thing. Oh Meryl . why did it have to be you?'
Meryl ran towards the two and smiled cheerfully. "Milly! Thank goodness your back! I want you to help me with my song!" Meryl said to Milly with a slight blush. "Hai Sempai!" Milly responded and ran inside with Meryl close behind.
Vash stared at the spot where Meryl was just standing. 'I just noticed..' he thought 'She's really short.' Vash chuckled and went inside their so- called house.
~*~*~*~
Meryl sighed in exhaustion when they completed their song. All they needed to do was play it all together. For hours, they were playing their instruments separately and instrumentally, not singing the words because they wanted the melody to be just right.
"Well Milly" Meryl started "You ready to play the whole thing?"
"I sure am Meryl!" Milly said
{Cut to the living room}
Vash laid on the couch and stared up at the ceiling. He played with his sunglasses and sighed as he rested them on the living room table. 'Sleepy' Vash thought. "Ready?" he heard Meryl say in the other room. "One, two, One two three" Milly said
Vash: 'Oh no. Not the instrument playing AGAIN!!!'
He heard Meryl chuckle and she began to sing.
Well he looks at me With those innocent eyes And says it looks like your Wearing some kind of disguise Because your hair sticks up Your shoes are untied I hope that you've gotten that shirt at half price
And every word I say falls flat on the floor I try to tell a joke He's heard it before And I don't think that I can take it no more He's driving me right Out my front door
Why do you do what you do to me, baby You're shaking my confidence Driving me crazy You know if I could I'd do anything for you Please don't ignore me cause You know I adore you
Suddenly Milly joins in and their voices turn into soft whispers.
Can't you just pretend to be nice Can you at least pretend to be nice If you could just pretend to be nice
Meryl: Then everything in my life would be all right!
Meryl and Milly start "oohing" and "weeing" a little and start up again
And I try so hard just to figure him out, But he won't tell me what he's thinking about, And then he falls asleep on the living room couch, With his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out, And then he disappears for a week at a time, And then he just shows up, Just like everything's fine I don't get what goes on in his mind But I'm tired of hearing his same stupid lines
Why do you do what you do to me, baby You're shaking my confidence Driving me crazy You know if I could I'd do anything for you Please don't ignore me cause You know I adore you
Can't you just pretend to be nice Can you at least pretend to be nice If you could just pretend to be nice
Meryl: Everything in my life would be all right, all right!
Milly and Meryl then stopped playing when they saw Vash smiling at them.
"Vash-san" Meryl said in a whisper 'Could it be?' she thought
Vash looked into Meryl's eyes and took the E. Bass away from her.
Vash then held Meryl and whispered in her ear " I can play better than you"
SLAP!!!
Vash held his cheek " WHY DID YOU THAT FOR?!!?" Meryl glared at him "If you can play better.. THEN PLAY BETTER!!" she yelled.
Vash strummed the strings a little and looked at Milly. Milly just smiled and started drumming.
Vash: Uh oh. Uh oh. Oh fuck I think I'm gonna start dancing *insert oompa loompa dance here *
Milly then started drumming rapidly while Vash played a sort of countryish song.
Vash: Take off your pants. DAD! Your penis is the biggest thing my butts ever had! Cause I know it feels so GOOD!
Knives was then heard from outside.
Knives: SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER!!!
Vash strummed the strings and shouted "THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!"
Milly golf clapped while Meryl ran to the restroom to barf.
Vash smiled proudly and walked out of the room while Milly put her drum sticks away.
'I am sooooo smart sometimes I amaze myself' Vash thought. He then started laughed insanely like a monkey on crack.
Meryl held a knife in her hands and handed it to Vash. "Kill me. NOW!" Meryl said desperately. Vash took the knife away from Meryl and picked her up. Meryl blushed slightly as this was the first time she could ever get close to Vash. Vash entered the kitchen and sat Meryl on the kitchen table. He then took the knife and aimed it at Meryl. Meryl prepared for the end. Vash then handed Meryl a box of donuts, which was covered in tape and the knife. "Can you open this for me? Puh- weeese?" Vash whined.
SLAP!!!!
Meryl sighed as her death was never going to get near her. "Why Jeebus? WHY!?!?"
{Cut to Heaven}
Jeebus: I am fictional.
Angel: SHUTUP! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT GOD IS SLEEPING?!?!
God: Zzzz..burrito.zzz.
{Cut back to Meryl}
Meryl: I hate my life.
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Well this chapter wasn't at all the same as the others. I think it sucks. I should've done something else to it. I wasn't really in the mood to write but the reviews I got made me want to post up another chapter. You people are controlling me. IT WON'T HAPPEN THOUGH!! BWAHAHAHA!!! I WILL CONTROL YOU ALL!!! Ahem. You didn't witness anything. NOTHING!!! Well here are some review comments for the people who reviewed. Thanks everybody!
Corey: I WUV YOU!!!! Lol!!! Pudding.
Moon_Gazer: Well, this has all the fluff I can put into a Trigun fic. I personally don't like the whole VXM thing but some of the stories I've read are pretty cute. I just can't see Vash falling in love that's all. EVEN WITH WOLFWOOD!! EEWWW!!! Thanks for the review! ^_^
The Blind Sage: Haha! Loved your review. But let me clear up one thing. I'm not INSANE! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION HIDDEN IN MY CLOSET!!! BWAHAHA!!! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!! YOU HAVE NO PROOF FOR ME HAVING ANY WEAPONS. TOUGH LUCK!!!! Thank you!
Haiyashi-san: Thank you for finding my fic funny ^_^ I enjoy laughter of other people!
Ana: Yes I am very insane. Thank you for reviewing both chapters! You are most likely my favorite person right now. Don't tell my other readers though. ^_~
Yugi-Yami15: Gasp! Sugar highs are bad for your health!!! I never get sugar highs but to most people they think my brain is sugar. Like the monsters are feeding me with sugar. NOO!!! STOP BITING MY HEAD MONSTERS!!! Oh..Mmm- good monsters.
EvilPrincessMelphis: I DON'T NEED ANY FOOL HELP ME CONQUER THE WORLD!!! Signups are at your left then make a right. ANYWAY. I HAVE ENOUGH EVIL MINIONS TO HELP ME!! RIGHT? *Looks at evil minions who are having a tea party * my life is pain.
Rei Azayahi: Wolfwood is a pain. Sigh. Well at least he's in my fic. Thank you for reviewing and have a FREE CONFESSIONAL!!! * Puts confessional on Rei's head *
Xu: Keep up the reviews ^_^ Trigun owns JOO!!!!
Tsunaharu: Call me an individual? Well I have never heard such nonsense in my life. I have sandwiches that will help me devour the evil people of DOOKY!!! Yes I am so alone in my room. I am VERY alone. My friends think I'm crazy and they volunteered to put me in an insane asylum once. It's not funny. I know you are laughing at my pain. Thank you for reviewing ^_^ I enjoy your encouragement.
Silky-keno: If that dude you were talking about ever grabs his crotch again. I SAY YOU KILL HIM!!! KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH FOR EVERY TOUCHING THE WRATH OF THE EVIL, GLAZED, MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! Eh, we should kill Michael Jackson too. He scares me.
Xellion Van Flight: You make me happy with those wonderful comments ^_^ I love you!!! Ahem. We should get together some time and destroy the damned. Plus, Pooty Applewater needs a friend.
Pooty: No I don't.
SHUTUP YOU HIDEOUS FOOL!!! Please keep up the reviews ^_^
Dawnsama: Please update your fic!!! I want to read!!! I can't believe you reviewed my fic. I was like WHOA!! I ACTUALLY GOT A REVIEW BY DAWNSAMA! I was so proud of my brain that I had to remove it from being such a happy little baka. Thank you!!
Rin: I am continuing this aren't I? AREN'T I?!?!? Thank you for your review!
chaotic-cloud: I told Corey that you thought his dream was scary and he was so happy that he jumped off a fucking window. Seriously. It was no ordinary window. This window had a mouth and a Ryoko plushy. Thanks for the review ^_^
Thank you for all the reviews my friends!!! See you all in 3 days. I am going to Fresno and it sucks pretty much. I got a new game and the new Inuyasha novel numero 14. Kouga is the bomb diggity. Well see you all later!!! If you did not find this chapter at all funny then read the following:
SUPER AMAZING STORY!!!!!
I was walking in the mall today and I went to a store called "Small World". There I was looking for some manga and my mom stopped and looked at some art books like how to draw manga characters and such. She picked one up at random and called out "Hey Cathy check this out! Maybe you should buy this for your future comic books." I checked the front cover and it said "BISHOJO AND PRETTY GIRLS" art sketches. I was all "Mom..Slowly put that down and nobody gets hurt." She didn't listen. She flipped through the pages and shouted "WHOA WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!!!!" I shrieked and slowly backed away until she shouted once again " OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PRETTY LADY DOING TO THAT GUY?!?!" Yep. I eventually picked up the new Inuyasha and dragged my mom out of the store. It was embarrassing and funny but hey Moms will be Moms right? See you in 3 days!!!
Flames are welcomed. I burned my finger once with a flame. Yep.
Vash: To destroy the planet?
I don't remember what my plan was. Crap. * Bangs head on her desk * ARGH!!! Why do these things keep happening to me?!?! I have been defeated. NO! Defeat is not a word. MUST RESIST!!! Well here is the third chapter to this fic. I am nice, yes?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. I only own the voices. JUST the voices.
~*~*~*~*~*~~*~
Milly hopped up and down as she ate a cup of pudding. "These are delicious!" she said. Vash shrugged and made a grab for a pudding cup. Milly slapped Vash's hand and glared. "YOU TRY AND TAKE ANY OF THESE PUDDING CUPS AND IT'LL BE THE LAST OF THE HUMANOID TYPHOON" she yelled like an old woman on menopause. Vash hated it when she sounded evil. It scared the bejeebers out of him. Haha, bejeebers.
Milly stopped her evilness and put on one of her own famous cheerful faces. Those made Vash feel a slight better since menopause is a scary thing. I remember when my grandmother was on menopause. It was scary. Back to the story..
Vash saw Meryl at the front porch, waving at them. 'She reminds me so much about Rem' thought Vash. 'Only that she will never be her and I know that's a good thing. Oh Meryl . why did it have to be you?'
Meryl ran towards the two and smiled cheerfully. "Milly! Thank goodness your back! I want you to help me with my song!" Meryl said to Milly with a slight blush. "Hai Sempai!" Milly responded and ran inside with Meryl close behind.
Vash stared at the spot where Meryl was just standing. 'I just noticed..' he thought 'She's really short.' Vash chuckled and went inside their so- called house.
~*~*~*~
Meryl sighed in exhaustion when they completed their song. All they needed to do was play it all together. For hours, they were playing their instruments separately and instrumentally, not singing the words because they wanted the melody to be just right.
"Well Milly" Meryl started "You ready to play the whole thing?"
"I sure am Meryl!" Milly said
{Cut to the living room}
Vash laid on the couch and stared up at the ceiling. He played with his sunglasses and sighed as he rested them on the living room table. 'Sleepy' Vash thought. "Ready?" he heard Meryl say in the other room. "One, two, One two three" Milly said
Vash: 'Oh no. Not the instrument playing AGAIN!!!'
He heard Meryl chuckle and she began to sing.
Well he looks at me With those innocent eyes And says it looks like your Wearing some kind of disguise Because your hair sticks up Your shoes are untied I hope that you've gotten that shirt at half price
And every word I say falls flat on the floor I try to tell a joke He's heard it before And I don't think that I can take it no more He's driving me right Out my front door
Why do you do what you do to me, baby You're shaking my confidence Driving me crazy You know if I could I'd do anything for you Please don't ignore me cause You know I adore you
Suddenly Milly joins in and their voices turn into soft whispers.
Can't you just pretend to be nice Can you at least pretend to be nice If you could just pretend to be nice
Meryl: Then everything in my life would be all right!
Meryl and Milly start "oohing" and "weeing" a little and start up again
And I try so hard just to figure him out, But he won't tell me what he's thinking about, And then he falls asleep on the living room couch, With his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out, And then he disappears for a week at a time, And then he just shows up, Just like everything's fine I don't get what goes on in his mind But I'm tired of hearing his same stupid lines
Why do you do what you do to me, baby You're shaking my confidence Driving me crazy You know if I could I'd do anything for you Please don't ignore me cause You know I adore you
Can't you just pretend to be nice Can you at least pretend to be nice If you could just pretend to be nice
Meryl: Everything in my life would be all right, all right!
Milly and Meryl then stopped playing when they saw Vash smiling at them.
"Vash-san" Meryl said in a whisper 'Could it be?' she thought
Vash looked into Meryl's eyes and took the E. Bass away from her.
Vash then held Meryl and whispered in her ear " I can play better than you"
SLAP!!!
Vash held his cheek " WHY DID YOU THAT FOR?!!?" Meryl glared at him "If you can play better.. THEN PLAY BETTER!!" she yelled.
Vash strummed the strings a little and looked at Milly. Milly just smiled and started drumming.
Vash: Uh oh. Uh oh. Oh fuck I think I'm gonna start dancing *insert oompa loompa dance here *
Milly then started drumming rapidly while Vash played a sort of countryish song.
Vash: Take off your pants. DAD! Your penis is the biggest thing my butts ever had! Cause I know it feels so GOOD!
Knives was then heard from outside.
Knives: SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER!!!
Vash strummed the strings and shouted "THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!"
Milly golf clapped while Meryl ran to the restroom to barf.
Vash smiled proudly and walked out of the room while Milly put her drum sticks away.
'I am sooooo smart sometimes I amaze myself' Vash thought. He then started laughed insanely like a monkey on crack.
Meryl held a knife in her hands and handed it to Vash. "Kill me. NOW!" Meryl said desperately. Vash took the knife away from Meryl and picked her up. Meryl blushed slightly as this was the first time she could ever get close to Vash. Vash entered the kitchen and sat Meryl on the kitchen table. He then took the knife and aimed it at Meryl. Meryl prepared for the end. Vash then handed Meryl a box of donuts, which was covered in tape and the knife. "Can you open this for me? Puh- weeese?" Vash whined.
SLAP!!!!
Meryl sighed as her death was never going to get near her. "Why Jeebus? WHY!?!?"
{Cut to Heaven}
Jeebus: I am fictional.
Angel: SHUTUP! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT GOD IS SLEEPING?!?!
God: Zzzz..burrito.zzz.
{Cut back to Meryl}
Meryl: I hate my life.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Well this chapter wasn't at all the same as the others. I think it sucks. I should've done something else to it. I wasn't really in the mood to write but the reviews I got made me want to post up another chapter. You people are controlling me. IT WON'T HAPPEN THOUGH!! BWAHAHAHA!!! I WILL CONTROL YOU ALL!!! Ahem. You didn't witness anything. NOTHING!!! Well here are some review comments for the people who reviewed. Thanks everybody!
Corey: I WUV YOU!!!! Lol!!! Pudding.
Moon_Gazer: Well, this has all the fluff I can put into a Trigun fic. I personally don't like the whole VXM thing but some of the stories I've read are pretty cute. I just can't see Vash falling in love that's all. EVEN WITH WOLFWOOD!! EEWWW!!! Thanks for the review! ^_^
The Blind Sage: Haha! Loved your review. But let me clear up one thing. I'm not INSANE! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION HIDDEN IN MY CLOSET!!! BWAHAHA!!! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!! YOU HAVE NO PROOF FOR ME HAVING ANY WEAPONS. TOUGH LUCK!!!! Thank you!
Haiyashi-san: Thank you for finding my fic funny ^_^ I enjoy laughter of other people!
Ana: Yes I am very insane. Thank you for reviewing both chapters! You are most likely my favorite person right now. Don't tell my other readers though. ^_~
Yugi-Yami15: Gasp! Sugar highs are bad for your health!!! I never get sugar highs but to most people they think my brain is sugar. Like the monsters are feeding me with sugar. NOO!!! STOP BITING MY HEAD MONSTERS!!! Oh..Mmm- good monsters.
EvilPrincessMelphis: I DON'T NEED ANY FOOL HELP ME CONQUER THE WORLD!!! Signups are at your left then make a right. ANYWAY. I HAVE ENOUGH EVIL MINIONS TO HELP ME!! RIGHT? *Looks at evil minions who are having a tea party * my life is pain.
Rei Azayahi: Wolfwood is a pain. Sigh. Well at least he's in my fic. Thank you for reviewing and have a FREE CONFESSIONAL!!! * Puts confessional on Rei's head *
Xu: Keep up the reviews ^_^ Trigun owns JOO!!!!
Tsunaharu: Call me an individual? Well I have never heard such nonsense in my life. I have sandwiches that will help me devour the evil people of DOOKY!!! Yes I am so alone in my room. I am VERY alone. My friends think I'm crazy and they volunteered to put me in an insane asylum once. It's not funny. I know you are laughing at my pain. Thank you for reviewing ^_^ I enjoy your encouragement.
Silky-keno: If that dude you were talking about ever grabs his crotch again. I SAY YOU KILL HIM!!! KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH FOR EVERY TOUCHING THE WRATH OF THE EVIL, GLAZED, MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! Eh, we should kill Michael Jackson too. He scares me.
Xellion Van Flight: You make me happy with those wonderful comments ^_^ I love you!!! Ahem. We should get together some time and destroy the damned. Plus, Pooty Applewater needs a friend.
Pooty: No I don't.
SHUTUP YOU HIDEOUS FOOL!!! Please keep up the reviews ^_^
Dawnsama: Please update your fic!!! I want to read!!! I can't believe you reviewed my fic. I was like WHOA!! I ACTUALLY GOT A REVIEW BY DAWNSAMA! I was so proud of my brain that I had to remove it from being such a happy little baka. Thank you!!
Rin: I am continuing this aren't I? AREN'T I?!?!? Thank you for your review!
chaotic-cloud: I told Corey that you thought his dream was scary and he was so happy that he jumped off a fucking window. Seriously. It was no ordinary window. This window had a mouth and a Ryoko plushy. Thanks for the review ^_^
Thank you for all the reviews my friends!!! See you all in 3 days. I am going to Fresno and it sucks pretty much. I got a new game and the new Inuyasha novel numero 14. Kouga is the bomb diggity. Well see you all later!!! If you did not find this chapter at all funny then read the following:
SUPER AMAZING STORY!!!!!
I was walking in the mall today and I went to a store called "Small World". There I was looking for some manga and my mom stopped and looked at some art books like how to draw manga characters and such. She picked one up at random and called out "Hey Cathy check this out! Maybe you should buy this for your future comic books." I checked the front cover and it said "BISHOJO AND PRETTY GIRLS" art sketches. I was all "Mom..Slowly put that down and nobody gets hurt." She didn't listen. She flipped through the pages and shouted "WHOA WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!!!!" I shrieked and slowly backed away until she shouted once again " OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PRETTY LADY DOING TO THAT GUY?!?!" Yep. I eventually picked up the new Inuyasha and dragged my mom out of the store. It was embarrassing and funny but hey Moms will be Moms right? See you in 3 days!!!
Flames are welcomed. I burned my finger once with a flame. Yep.
