So here I am starting another chapter to this monstrosity I call "imagination". I still don't have the power to control the world, which sucks monkey nuts!!

Monkey: *slowly walks away for fear of his nuts being sucked *

I used to blow up Barbie dolls with fireworks and man was it fun! You would stick the firework to the Barbie with tape and throw it in the air and "BLAMO!!" the pieces would fly everywhere.

Vash: It doesn't go BLAMO it goes KABLOOY!!!

HEY FUCK YOU! I KNOW MY SOUNDS!!! LIKE THAT COW THERE!! *Points at horrified cow * THAT COW GOES WOOF WOOF!!!!

Cow: Moo?

Grr!!! DEATH TO ALL THE COWS!!! Enjoy chapter 4 ^-^!

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Wolfwood walked down the desert with thirst. He would die if he took another step. Wolfwood gathered the courage to take another step and whew was it hard. Damn. He didn't die.

Wolfwood: CAN WE GET BACK TO ME NOW???

Yeah, sure. freak. Wolfwood was in high hopes of meeting with the gang, especially Milly. He loved the way she smiled and never let anything go wrong. Except for that one time when he had the urge to go pee and she broke the toilet. He hated her for that or maybe that was the peepee talking.

He also wanted to meet up with the old Needle Noggin. Why? He did not know.

Wolfwood looked down the desert and saw a town up ahead. "Finally!" he managed to say. He effortlessly walked towards the town, hoping that he'll meet his Milly there.

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Knives sat at the kitchen table, eating his KFC like a monster. "Mmm.. Yummy!!!" Vash stared at him, watching him throw the bones over his shoulder. "You know Knives" Vash started "If you eat a lot of chicken, you'll be as fat as Ms.Cleo." Knives ignored him and continued eating. Vash sighed and sat next to Meryl, who was reading a book but now focusing on how close Vash's body was to hers.

"Uh. V-Vash?" She stuttered. "What's up Meryl?" was his response. Meryl stared at him and shook her head "Never mind. It's not important." "HEY VASH!" Knives called out from the kitchen. "What Knives?" Vash said standing up and walking towards him, leaving behind a flustered Meryl.

"Guess what?" Knives said cheerfully.

"What?" responded Vash with a smile.

"CHICKEN BUTT!!!" Knives yelled out laughing hysterically and pulling out a piece of chicken shaped as an ass.

Vash stared at him strangely and replied "Oooookay."

"Want to know why?" Knives chuckled, holding in his laughter.

Vash rolled his eyes and said "Why?"

"Chicken thigh!!!" Knives rolled around laughing his ass off like a hyena.

About five minutes later, Knives put an arm around his brother and smiled. " I ordered some pizza okay? Try and cheer up a bit." He said.

"I think you've been eating too much chicken Knives" Vash said watching his brother lick the bucket. Knives sighed and threw the bucket at Vash's head. "I'll be back. I need to go get some more.." Knives stopped and looked at Vash who was tapping his foot on the floor. "Some more DONUTS! Yeah that's it!! DONUTS!!" Knives sweat dropped and closed the door leaving a happy Vash behind. "I knew he'd come to his senses! " Vash laughed hysterically until he heard the doorbell ring. Wonder who it could be. Hmmm.

Vash opened the door and wow guess what! IT'S DOMINOES! The delivery boy homie handed the pizza to Vash and some buffalo wings. "That'll be $$18.00 double dollars, yo." The delivery boy said to Vash. Vash reached into his pocket and counted the monies in hand. When he reached the proper amount he said, "Here you go uhh.." Vash squinted his eyes and pointed at the nametag. "Ko-Kobe Bryant." He managed to say. 'Wait a minute. KOBE BRYANT?!?' Vash thought to himself. Vash stared blankly at Kobe. "You're the guy that raped that lady AREN'T YOU?!!?" Vash said loudly.

Kobe stared angrily at Vash and threw the red bag where they keep the pizza nice and hot on the floor. "I DIDN'T RAPE HER! I SWEAR!!!!" he yelled at Vash. Vash responded with a "o_O" look as if he knew Kobe was hiding something. Kobe was now exploding with anger. "I DIDN'T DO IT GOD DAMN IT!!!! OKAY!! FINE!! I DID DO IT!! HAHAHA!!! I RAPED HER GOOD AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY DONE!!!XP" Kobe laughed. Vash looked at the pizza delivery truck and saw a familiar, glazed person coming towards them. 'Holy shit not him again!!!' thought Vash.

Well of course by now, you, the reader already knows who this glazed person is. What? You don't? WHAT KIND OF A PERSON ARE YOU?!?! HAVEN'T YOU READ THE FIRST CHAPTER ALREADY!??!!? I'LL SHOW YOU THEN!!! I'LL SHOW YOU!!! * Shakes knife menacingly *

The glazed man put his arm around Kobe. "You know," he said in a 'sexy' tone "You can rape me!!!" The glazed man turned around, taking off his disguise as a delivery boy revealing. MICHAEL JACKSON!!!

Kobe licked his lips and stared at Michaels 'plastic' figure. "Whoo! You look mighty fine for me to fuck," he said. Michael snickered and stared at Vash. " So we meet again hot shot" Vash stared at himself and sweat dropped. "I think I better go. Yes. RIGHT NOW!!" Vash said nervously and quickly shut the door behind him.

Michael tsked and stared back at Kobe. "Well shall we go?" he asked Kobe. Kobe smiled and nodded. Michael clutched his crotch and moon walked to the truck. Kobe grabbed a Gatorade and smiled. "Once you drink Gatorade, you have the power!!!" he said happily. Wow. What an odd couple, ne? Why did I even type this down? Grr.dumb cows.

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Knives trotted towards KFC. "Lalala" he sang like an innocent little child. "Eh?" he said as he saw a black cat smile at him along with a female cat.

Kuroneko-sama: Nyah nyah nyah! (You better not do it)

Female cat: Nyah? (What?)

Knives kneeled down and watched them communicate with each other.

Kuroneko-sama: NYAH! (Don't do it Melphis)

The female cat also known as Melphis slashed Kuroneko-sama and made a grab for a hidden laser gun that was behind a trashcan. She aimed it at Kuroneko- sama and then at Knives. Knives sat there innocently, eating his popcorn (A/N: MAGIC!!!).

Knives: This fight is getting good.

Kuroneko-sama and Melphis stared at him angrily.

Kuroneko-sama: NYAAAHHH!!! (ATTACK!!!)

Both cats attacked Knives. Eeeeyeah.

Knives: AUGH!!! MY GROIN!!! AUGH!!! MY SQUEEDLY SPOOCH!!!

Suddenly, a little green alien also known as Zim walked in the scene. He eyed Knives and slapped him. "You don't have a squeedly spooch you freak!!!" he blurted out. Then Zim reached in his pocket and handed Knives a cupcake with green frosting. "Here. You can have this. It's got green frosting on it!!!!" Zim cheerfully said.

Knives reached for a bit of the frosting while the two cats planned what to do next with Knives. Knives licked his finger and smiled. "Mmm.. This is good. Who made it?" he questioned Zim.

Zim laughed and patted his crotch. "Me and a very good friend. We just COME from nowhere. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Knives: ^^ That's nice. Tell your friend I said Hi.

Zim waved his hand up in the air and left.

Knives watched the alien leave and didn't notice the big ass firework that was attached to his crotch.

BOOOM!!! SPLAT!!! AUGH!!!!!!

Melphis: Nyah nyah nyah!!! (WE'VE GOT A BLEEDER!!!)

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DUN DUN DUN!!! I wonder what will happen next. Will Kobe and Michael survive the night together??

Michael Jackson: TEST TUBE BABIES!!!

Will Vash ever get rid of Michael? Will Meryl ever make Vash listen to her?!?! Will Wolfwood ever get to Milly in time??? Will Pooty Applewater ever tell the squirrel that he stole his nuts?!?!? WILL I EVER-

Nny: *slaps punkrockbunny * SHUTUP!!!!

@_@ Ehh..Thank you for everyone that reviewed this fic.Ow this really hurts *faints*

Nny: *eats green cum crunchies cereal *

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